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() "Hello, sir," Don Guxue dragged Arthur Pendry to the hotel where he was staying, and the waiter at the door bowed slightly, "We have regulations here, if you bring a female companion, if If she stays in your room overnight, she will pay an extra silver coin."

"Yeah," Don Guxote gently tugged Arthur Pendry, who seemed about to get angry, "It's all on the account, and we'll settle it together later."

"Yes, sir."

"Boom~" Don Guxote closed the door of the hotel room, and then Shi Shiran let go of Arthur Pendry's soft and slender hand, and then gave her a mage salute solemnly, "The matter just now I don't think you would mind if the Queen entered your broad mind. The so-called acting requires a full set. After all, there were many foreigners present at the time. In order to preserve the reputation of the British royal family, I can only use this. A smart way."

"Hmph!" Arthur Pendry snorted coldly, apparently acquiescing to the man's excuse, and to be honest, she still felt a little bit annoyed, "What kind of identity is this guy not good for? , otherwise I would not be discovered, and I would not be caught by this man as if he was taking advantage of me, and if the nasty waiter just now were replaced by his normal self, he would definitely tear his mouth open. You, a commoner, can chew your tongue?"

"However," Arthur Pendry felt that this man handled this issue pretty well, "and I rarely have any resistance to being held by him for so long, wait a minute," Arthur said. Pan Deli suddenly glared at Don Guxote angrily, "His damned soul fluctuates, and I was disturbed unknowingly!"

"What's the matter, Queen?" Don Guxote took a few steps back without any trace, and the basic elements around him also began to move faintly, "Just now you personally admitted that you will not pursue your responsibility." Obviously for Ya Ser Pendry glared suddenly, and Don Guxote's heart skipped a beat. As the saying goes, a woman's heart is like a sea needle, he doesn't know what this woman is thinking right now.

"Huh~" Arthur Pendry casually pulled the chair beside the bed and sat down, leaned slightly on the chair, and raised his legs at the same time, showing the queen's aura! "I am the queen of Britain, how can I not count my words?" Don Guxote's performance also confirmed Arthur Pendry's guess, that is the hateful soul wave, and Don Guxote himself did not Clearly, it doesn’t matter whether it was born in the early teens or the benefits given by the relics of the gods, there is no point in entangled with this issue anymore. If you meet this man in the future, you just need to be more careful, "Then, How are you going to deal with Liya's problem?"

Don Guxote sat on the bed, thought for a while and said, "Perhaps in a year or two, the little princess won't remember being here. Boys and girls at this stage are interested in everything."

"Then what if it's not?" Arthur Pendry slightly shook her raised calf. Under the gauze skirt, her white calf could be vaguely seen. A pair of earth-like sandals set off the The queen's beautiful little feet only made Arthur Pendry a little upset. The man in front of him didn't seem to care about them. Obviously, the queen was once again infected by Don Guxote's passive talent, but She didn't seem to notice this time, "We half-elfs are different from human beings. Half-elfs are very loyal to love. What if she never forgets you? What if I arrange other human behaviors for her at that time?" It is certain that the other half of my life will escape marriage with that little girl's temper, and it is not impossible to force her to die."

"It won't be that exaggerated." Don Guxote looked at Arthur Pendry very carefully, as if he wanted to find some flaws in her face, but unfortunately, it seemed that she was narrating a fact very seriously.

After a long while, Don Guxote said helplessly, "I really can't help you," looking at Arthur Pendry who seemed to be getting angry, Don Guxote continued, "Born in the emperor's family, she will solve these problems sooner or later." I have to face it, I think that when the little princess grows up, she should be able to figure it out, besides, she is only fourteen or fifteen years old now, so she doesn't know what ** is."

"In other words, are you trying to evade responsibility?" At this moment, there was a hint of danger in Arthur Pendry's smile.

"You can't say that," Don Guxote countered without showing any weakness, "Queen, I have never expressed that I like the little princess at any time and anywhere, but I just met twice by chance. Forced marriage, this is a bit too arbitrary, I also have my dignity."

"Hiss~" Arthur Pendry took a breath, and the basic elements around him seemed to start to tremble with a certain frequency, "That's why you trespassed on our royal garden first, based on this, I can arrest you , Lock you up for a few years!"

"Without my help, Zemas would have ceased to exist long ago, you ungrateful woman!" Don Guxote also narrowed his eyes slightly as he said this, obviously this negotiation seems to be about to collapse.

"Dang~dang~"

"Who?" Arthur Pendry yelled with his back to the door without taking his eyes off Don Guxote's sight.

"Hello, beautiful lady, I am a wandering businessman."

"I don't need anything."

"No, no, ma'am, I think you'll need what I'm selling."

"Come in." Don Guxote seemed to be deliberately contradicting the queen. With a thought, the door lock opened, "The door is not locked."

"Yes, sir." There was a sound of the door bolt turning, and a middle-aged man who looked 40 years old walked in with a huge cloth bag, "Dear sir, beautiful lady, Ri Ann." After bowing to Don Guxote and Arthur Pendry first, without any nonsense, he dug out a smaller cloth bag from the cloth bag and put it on the table beside the bed, "I believe you must Will come in handy."

"How much."

"Not much, fifty copper coins."

Don Guxote threw a silver coin with a wave of his hand, "Go out and close the door."

"Yes Yes."

"Squeak~" After the door was closed, just as Don Guxote thought, the appearance of the two people who were already at war eased a little because of the appearance of this merchant, so Don Guxote was still a little interested. Stretching out his hand, the cloth bag on the table seemed to fly in his direction, "Crack!" But he was stopped by Arthur Pendry on the way. Of course, with the help of psychic power, Don Guxote was able to See clearly the British characters written on the cloth bag.

"Plateau safflower, produced in the Omla Plateau, the petals are soaked in water to clean the secret place, which can prevent pregnancy"

"Boom!" Don Guxote had just read this, and King Arthur, who was sitting there, seemed to have reached a peak of anger. The bag of highland red flowers that cost Don Guxote a silver coin in his hand was directly taken away by a kind of The powerful force with a destructive breath shook it into dust.

And Don Guxote found that Arthur Pendry's face seemed to be a little flushed when he was furious, but thinking about it, this is normal, no matter how shrewd and powerful this woman is, she is still a woman , and is also a half-elf known for his dedication, a strange man talked about plateau safflower o, secret o o these things in front of him, only a blush appeared, which is already very remarkable.

After a while of silence, Don Guxote seemed to find that the decoration in this room was very beautiful, so he raised his head and concentrated on looking at the ceiling o, the floor o, the wall o and so on.

Arthur Pendry also seemed to be lost in thought, leaning on his chin with one hand, tilting his head, and shaking his perfect calf from time to time.

This weird atmosphere was really depressing, so after about half an hour, Don Guxote took the lead in breaking the silence, "Well, Queen, I have prepared a gift for the little princess, you can bring I'll hand it over to her," Don Guxote took out the camouflage uniform, goggles, universal shovel, compass, signal scroll, shield pot, and put them all on the bed.

"What are these?" Looking at the pile of things in front of him, even Arthur Pendry was a little surprised.

So Don Guxote played the role of bard again, explaining to Arthur Pendry, "I think the little princess likes camping so much, I believe she will like this set of equipment."

Arthur Pendry picked up the compass with some interest, and turned left and right according to what Don Guxote said, and sure enough, the needle pointing to the south always points to the south, "It's really a magical thing, this Do things behave like this under any circumstances?"

"No, the compass is not omnipotent. Some special geological environments, or spells cast nearby will affect the accuracy of this thing."

"Oh," Arthur Pendry nodded, and put the compass back on the bed, "Since both of us can't reach a satisfactory result, why don't you act as a shield for Liya for five years and declare to the outside world that you With a ring mage under 30 years old as capital, propose to Liya, and then sign a contract with me. If after five years, Liya happens to be an adult and you can become an intermediate ring mage, I will I agree with you to be with Liya, otherwise, this contract will be invalidated, and with this contract, I can keep most suitors out of the door, of course, if there is another suitor who can replace you , then your mission can be over."

Don Guxote thought for a while, "Well, since the incident is caused by me, then I should also bear part of the responsibility, but I hope to sign one more contract. The content of the contract is, first, You can't reveal my real identity. Second, if no one you think is suitable appears within these five years, and I really become a middle-level ring mage, the first contract does not need to be executed. "

"Tsk~" Arthur Pendry tilted his head slightly, "Don't you just not like Liya at all? To be honest, even my elder sister is a little jealous of her beauty."

"How could I like it? I'm not a pervert. How could I like a child? If it were you, it would be fine."

"Pa~" Don Guxote covered his mouth. To be honest, he didn't mean that in his heart. He just wanted to use an analogy to prove that he was not a lolicon. But when he said this, he realized that, Although he thought so, but don't listen to it, he doesn't necessarily think so.

"Hahaha~" Arthur Pendry covered his stomach and laughed for a while, then stood up with his hands on the chair, walked up to Don Guxote, and stretched out his hand to help Don Guxote tidy up Collar, "If you want to marry this king, then you have to be a mage in the domain oah"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, hehe, I just want to prove it"

Arthur Pendry interrupted Don Guxote, grabbed Don Guxote's neck with both hands and lifted him up, fixed his eyes on Don Guxote, "You forced a king to sign such a contract with you. To be honest, if it wasn't for Uncle Merlin's oath, I really want to kill you!!"

"Hehe, why don't you put me down first, and then sign the contract"