You sell swords, I go crazy, I am a father in Shengjing

Chapter 130: Others want money when they become their father, but I want my life when I become a father!

Dead pig?

This cheating thing actually called her father a dead pig?

Emperor Sheng De was so angry that he rolled his eyes, but he still managed to hold on for a breath and said:
"I'm a dead pig, what are you? Ah? A live pig? You unlucky bastard, I could have survived for a month or two, but I'm afraid you'll be so angry that I can only live for a couple of months... Wait a minute, What did you just say, can you say it again?"

Swallowing the word "Heaven" hard, Emperor Shengde felt as if he just heard this unlucky thing say that he could save him...

Then he heard Feng Xi say very confidently and firmly:

"My son said that you, a dead pig, are not afraid of boiling water. The hotter the boiling water, the louder it will be!"

Emperor Shengde: "..."

"I didn't ask you this!"

Feng Xi: "?"

Scratching her head, Feng Xi's voice was unexpectedly a little uncertain:
"The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the evil pen has always been rampant?"

Emperor Shengde: "?"

Seeing that Emperor Sheng De continued to look grim, she added without fear of death:

"Or a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the more books you have, the more wavering you will be?"

Emperor Shengde: "..."

No, I can't help it...

Seeing that the emperor on the dragon bed was about to explode and give this unlucky thing a stir-fried chestnut, Qi Xiao finally suppressed his laughter and supported him and said:
"Father, please calm down, you also know that little Phoenix has such a brain..."

Lifting his finger and pointing at Feng Xi's head, Qi Xiao hesitated to speak.

Although Little Phoenix himself said that he had no brains, he still didn't want to say that about her.

What's wrong with being out of your mind?
cute!
Anyway, he thought it was quite cute.

Seeing Qi Xiao trying to smooth things over for her, Feng Xi nodded cooperatively and said:

"That's right, I have no brains, you can just tell me what you have! Isn't this hesitating intentionally bullying me?"

Emperor Shengde: "?"

Co-author, you have been pissing your father and me here, or is it my fault?
Seeing that the girl was sitting on her knees obediently, and even blinked innocently when he looked at him, Emperor Shengde finally swallowed that breath, raised his head and turned to Zhao Xi who was on the side, signaling the roundworm to speak quickly.

And Zhao Xi had been waiting for this for a long time, so he said:
"Princess, you just said that you can cure the emperor's disease. Is this true?"

Just as the imperial doctor said, their emperor's illness fell when he was young, and he was poisoned first and then injured.

If the emperor hadn't ascended the throne shortly after the siege and used the best medicinal materials from Dazhao to raise him, he might have passed away long ago.

Now not only is Dr. Zhang helpless, the other old doctors in the hospital also shook their heads after seeing this...

What makes people even more desperate is that the well-known doctor Qi Shuai spent a lot of time hiring in the past, but he didn't want to show up after he came to Beijing last year.

Needless to say, the reasons are obvious to anyone who understands.

Therefore, when Zhao Xi first heard that the princess said that she wanted to ask the emperor if he wanted to die, he just thought that the emperor was going crazy again and did not ask further.

But this time he was crazy and said it twice in a row?

Coupled with the fact that the princess offered pears before going to Beidi, which made the emperor's condition better, Zhao Xi's expectations were even greater.

But as the saying goes, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment. When he thought that it would be useless for the emperor to eat snow pears after that snow pear, he couldn't help suppressing his rising expectations.

For a moment, his face was flickering bright, dark, sunny, and rainy, which made Feng Xi amazed:

"Eunuch Zhao, has anyone told you that even if you are not a father-in-law, you will be very welcome in Sichuan Opera Changing Face?"

Zhao Xi: "..."

I thank you.

Fortunately, Feng Xi just sighed and got down to business:
"It can be cured, but it's not Honnomiya's rule."

When they heard the first half of the sentence, even Emperor Shengde and Zhao Xi, who had seen big wind and waves like this, couldn't help being excited.

Of course, that's it.

Because the second half of Feng Xi's sentence was not her fault, it was like a basin of cold water pouring down on their heads, which made the two of them feel chilled.

If Feng Xi said that she could cure them, maybe Shengde and Emperor Shengde could regain hope. After all, although the other party is crazy at present, it is still reliable to do big things.

But if she wasn't the one who could treat people, the variables would be huge.

In Zhao Xi's words, there are countless officials and wealthy businessmen from aristocratic families outside who donate medicine, and they all say that they can cure the emperor's disease.

But hasn’t their emperor tried it over the years?

I’ve tried it countless times!

Those who are mediocre will shake their heads and give up after trying it for a while, and those who are more capable will survive for a few months and half a year, and then give up in despair. Both of these are good!

What I'm most afraid of is that when encountering those with evil intentions or those who have a heart, not only did not cure the emperor, but worsened the cure.

"Princess, it's not that the slaves don't know what to do. It's this extraordinary period. We don't dare to let people into the palace at will. The son-in-law also knows that if the emperor's illness spreads, the court may have to..."

Zhao Xi hesitated to speak, and Qi Xiao's expression became slightly solemn.

He had thought about letting his sister-in-law Bai Yi enter the palace to give it a try, but he wasn't completely sure.

So he actually pinned his hope on Xiao Fenghuang, who knew that Xiao Fenghuang said that she was not the one who cured...

Isn't this who she is?

Or Bai Yi?

Isn't this going around in circles something uncertain again?
Then they saw Feng Xi conjuring a bunch of fruits like a magic trick. She raised her hands and stuffed them on Emperor Shengde's bed and said:
"Although I can't cure it, my fruit can cure it!"

Qi Xiao: "..."

Zhao Xi: "..."

Emperor Shengde: "..."

Holding his breath again, Emperor Shengde felt that he would be even angrier if he didn't speak.

"Isn't this fruit yours too? What's the difference between it and you being able to cure it?"

Feng Xi is sincere:

"Why is there no difference? A fruit is a fruit, and a minister is a minister. This fruit can be eaten but the minister cannot!"

Emperor Shengde: "..."

Well, you are quite reasonable...

On the other hand, Qi Xiao looked at the serious girl and smiled, can't he eat it?

Not necessarily.

"It doesn't matter if the princess can cure you or if this fruit can cure you, as long as it can cure you, isn't it good?"

Thinking of the snow pears from before, Zhao Xi felt a lot more relieved. He immediately put away the fruits on Emperor Shengde's couch, picked out the bunch of black and purple grapes and washed them.

The emperor is still ill, so he wants to eat some soft food.

And their princess is also strange, the skill of juggling is afraid to catch up with the old masters in this industry.

And how come there are so many types of these fruits?Does it look so fresh?

Zhao likes to be curious, and Emperor Shengde, who is waiting to eat on the couch, is naturally also curious.

But before he could ask, his son-in-law took the initiative to talk about some adventures in his dreams, Penglai Fairy Island, and the old man with the white beard...

how to say?

Emperor Shengde felt that although he was not the smartest emperor in Dazhao, he was still an emperor and was very different from a fool.

So he immediately stopped coughing and said:
"No, Zhaoling, who are you lying to?"

Before Qi Xiao answered, Feng Xi said sincerely:

"I lied to you."

Emperor Shengde: "..."

You rebellious girl!

(End of this chapter)