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"Don't look at it."

Zhang Yun stared at the various ministers who were watching the scene begging for help, and sent out a signal for help. He had already been squeezed into a corner, and if he couldn't escape, he might be humiliated by Pheasant and Haonan.

I shouldn't have come down and sneered, otherwise I wouldn't have ended up like this.

"Today's weather is really sunny. The sun is shining and it is a good weather for drying quilts. My quilt needs to be dried, so I will go first. See you tomorrow."

"It's rare for me to see such a famous brand of car. I took a few photos as a souvenir, otherwise I won't find this kind of opportunity in the future, so I will retreat first."

"I suddenly feel very hungry. I guess it's because I ate too little in the morning. I'll go out and eat something quickly, or I'll starve to death. Anyone want to eat with me? Let's form a group together. Meals are also much cheaper, buddies, let's go."

"..."

All the ministers turned a blind eye to Zhang Yun's request, found all kinds of strange reasons, and left quickly.

Anyway, the guest performances that were invited are all over, and all that should be seen have been watched. The next time is the exhibition of the finished products of the joint association. The products are all designed by them. Go down, or run away quickly. [

"I will settle accounts with you. I will post all the 'nude' paintings I drew for you. I will let you ignore everything. How can you do this? It's not kind."

Zhang Yun wanted to cry and shouted frantically, his heart was full of embarrassment, they are all a bunch of inauthentic brothers, thanks to the fact that I treated you so well before.

"Zhang Yun, just give in. It's best not to struggle and enjoy everything we give you, otherwise you will know the consequences."

The pheasant smiled grimly, and stretched out a pair of fat hands to Zhang Yun's fair face.

"Aren't you afraid that I will exhibit your portraits? You have to think about it, I won't be polite to you."

Zhang Yun threatened loudly.

"If you want to hang up, you can hang it out, but I have to tell you one thing clearly, we are not casual people, if you hang up our portraits, the two of us will strip you naked, and then put You hang naked upstairs, do you think it’s your paintings that are more attractive, or the ones we hang you upstairs, why don’t you give it a try and see who is more attractive.”

Haonan also approached, and stretched out his hand dishonestly, his expression was like a strange uncle trying to moles a little girl, the expression on his face was extremely excited.

"Beasts, what are you doing?"

Zhang Yun's heart fell to the bottom, why can't these two guys see me well, I am a virgin, what should I do!

"Sure enough, the skin is tender."

Pheasant pinched Zhang Yun's face, and asked strangely: "What kind of cosmetics do you use, the effect is not bad at all, please introduce it to me."

"You can't change rough skin with anything."

Zhang Yun struggled, but it was a pity that he couldn't get out of the struggle, and his heart was very hurt.

"Your suggestion is good. As a person, I don't want others to ignore me. Since your skin is better than mine, I'm not happy." [

Pheasant pretended to be angry at the activist's neck, waved his fists, and said awkwardly: "I'll help you change your face, do you want a shoe-top face, a pie face, or an awl face? They will all help you transform successfully, for free and without charge.”

"This face is most suitable for a fat face. Let me show it well in a while. I want to punch him a few times and help him disfigure him for free."

Haonan also booed and said.

"I'm not done with you."

Zhang Yun pouted his neck and said.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Hao came over, stared at the three bustling people, and asked with a smile.Who would have thought that Jiang Hao just turned back from the death line?

Now his mental strength has been absorbed and filled, and his body mechanism has reached an unprecedented perfect state. His heart and lung functions are stronger, and his breath has become longer.

"Brother Hao, why are you here? Didn't you not come here?"

Pheasant asked strangely.

"I was almost buried in the ground by the house. Fortunately, I ran out quickly. The house I stayed in just now collapsed. It was really dangerous."

Jiang Hao pouted his mouth outward.Just now when the house was about to collapse, he ran out, but even if he was standing inside the house, the collapsed house would not hurt him at all. The reason is very simple. Now his physique is too strong, he is simply a statue of the hardest material Forged body.

Now even if the bullet hits him, it will probably only leave a layer of faint scratches on the surface of the body, which will not hurt the skin at all. As for the rocket or something, as long as Jiang Hao wants to avoid it, it will not hurt. would hurt him.

It can be said that with Jiang Hao's current physique, unless he is put into a high-pressure furnace for long-term smelting, it is possible to melt him!

"Damn, I said why so many people ran to the hall where the meeting was held just now. The feeling is that the house collapsed." Pheasant opened his mouth in surprise. He never expected such a thing to happen. The quality of the house just built is too bad!

"Brother Hao, help me. The two of them want to punish me. You are the only one who can save me. If you don't save me, I will be disfigured by the two of them."

As if grabbing a life-saving straw, Zhang Yun barked his teeth and clawed at Jiang Hao.

"What's going on? We are all brothers, how can we deal with Zhang Yun like this? I arranged the work that Zhang Yun presided over."

Jiang Hao glared at Pheasant and Haonan pretending to be angry.

"We know we were wrong, Brother Hao."

Seeing Jiang Hao's sly smile, Pheasant almost stopped laughing. Brother Hao probably wants to join the team that bullies Zhang Yun.

"Brother Hao is still considerate."

Zhang Yun broke free from the pheasant's arm. Before he breathed a sigh of relief just now, he saw Jiang Hao's hand stretched out, pinching his face, shaking it from side to side vigorously, and said with emotion: "The skin is tender and tender." The meat really feels good to the touch, don't be too polite, let's eat together."

"okay."

Pheasant and Haonan also stretched out their magic hands, reaching out to Zhang Yun with lewd smiles.

"Brother Hao... don't play like this."

Zhang Yun suddenly felt dizzy, and felt that his face had turned into a ball of dough, which was about to be pinched and deformed. Facing the bullying of Shanji and Haonan, he still had room to resist, and now he joined Jiang Hao, this resistance is meaningless, why not let them pinch enough.

After the pheasant and Haonan squeezed for a long time, they let go of their hands contentedly. Looking at Zhang Yun's face, Haonan said in surprise: "Yeah, why did Zhang Yun's face become more handsome after being pinched?" ?”

"Yeah, that's really the case. It's really pleasing to the eye. Could it be that our hands have some magic power?" Pheasant looked up and down Zhang Yun's face strangely. It's more pleasing to the eye than before.

"Are you bragging? You pinch it, and you still have to praise yourself. You guys are so fucked up. Who hasn't washed their hands? It stinks."

Zhang Yun touched his face with his hands, he felt that his face was going to be deformed by the ravages, and he didn't pay attention to the praise of Pheasant and Haonan at all.

"I didn't lie to you. I'll find you a mirror and take a good look at it. If there is no change, I will let you pinch me."

Pheasant quickly found a mirror and handed it to Zhang Yun, beckoning him to look for himself.

Haonan took the mirror half-believingly, looked at it carefully, and looked at the face in the mirror. He recognized his own face, but the face was not quite the same as the previous shadow. To be precise, the face changed. It became more pleasing to the eye, as if his face had been carefully trimmed and became more in line with aesthetic standards.

"Brother Hao, did you do it?"

The pheasant turned around and asked.

"The two of us can't achieve this kind of effect. At most, we can swell Zhang Yun's face. How can we change Zhang Yun's image? Needless to say, Brother Hao, you did it."

Haonan also interjected.

Zhang Yun also took away the mirror and stared straight at Jiang Hao.

"Why is it me? I didn't do anything."

Jiang Hao said with a wry smile.But it was really him who did it. His eyes have become stronger now, and his aesthetic sense has naturally become stronger. He always thinks about whether he can make appropriate changes to everything that is not perfect, such as Zhang Yun. Zhang Yun's face was not particularly perfect. He felt that he could change it, so he kneaded vigorously and modified Zhang Yun's face.

Originally thought that there were very few modifications, but I didn't expect that the sensitive Pheasant and Haonan immediately showed it to people. The eyes of these two people are too poisonous.

"Brother Hao, don't dodge. If you didn't do it, then Zhang Yun's face has mutated. It's just us, Brother Hao, you can recruit."

The pheasant said with a hey smile.

"What's the matter, if I don't recruit, you three guys still want to use force against me, don't you? Believe it or not, I can turn you all into ugly monsters."

Jiang Hao threatened the three good roommates.

"Brother Hao knew it was you who did it, Brother Hao, I think my pheasant looks good, but I think it is still a long way from a perfect face, Brother Hao, please stretch out your hands and help me "Knead" it, let me become more perfect."

Pheasant stretched out his fat, white face, and his smiling teeth were exposed. He wanted to straighten his face a long time ago, but he couldn't go abroad for plastic surgery, and he didn't trust Huaxia's plastic surgery doctors. Finally met someone who can get plastic surgery without money, Shan Ji naturally strongly demanded plastic surgery.

"The whole "hair" is not very good. The face is given by your parents. Why do you want to be so beautiful? Too beautiful is also a trouble. There will be girls who will continue to "harass" your pheasant."

Jiang Hao persuaded him earnestly.

"Brother Hao, you are a full-fledged man who doesn't know how hungry a man is. Your girlfriends are prettier than the last one, and I am also very envious. Let me be more beautiful, and let all the girls harass me." , even if a group of women bring me here, I will not hesitate."

Pheasant said in a firm tone, like a warrior who is going to die generously, it is really funny.

"Brother Hao has too many women, and I can't take care of them. Just let me have ten or eight beautiful girls. It's best if they are dumped by my handsome face and pasted upside down. If you accidentally change my appearance Bipan An, I don't mind either."

Haonan also interjected at the right time.

"Don't keep blaming me. If you keep blaming me, believe it or not, I'll turn all of you into monsters, so that you can experience a different kind of life."

Jiang Hao threatened the first two big ones.

"Brother Hao, you still have this service item. I really want to experience it. When I was young, I was very envious of transvestites. They stand still and can make a lot of money by taking pictures with people. Brother Hao, you will make it happen." me."

Zhang Yun's eyes lit up and said excitedly.

Jiang Hao almost fell over, resting his hand on his forehead, he really couldn't figure out why he met such a wonderful roommate.

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