Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup
Chapter 1131 84: The Naughty Li Shimin
Cheng Yaojin went home holding the unopened jar of wine in a happy mood.
After returning to his mansion, Cheng Yaojin looked at Cheng Chumo, who was still sleeping on the bed, with disdain, his eyes full of contempt.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin's wife came in.
Cui was the daughter of a noble family, but she was a very distant branch of the Qinghe Cui family.
After she entered the hall, she saw Cheng Yaojin holding a wine jar and giggling. She even thought Cheng Yaojin was mentally ill. She hurriedly asked nervously, "Master, what's wrong with you?"
Cheng Yaojin came back to his senses and said with a smile: "Hey, it's my wife who is back. Come, come, come, sit down, your husband will invite you to taste the fairy wine."
Then he decisively took out two wine glasses, opened the wine, and carefully poured the wine into the two glasses, as if he was afraid of spilling a drop.
Seeing such clear wine, Cui was so shocked that she could hardly speak. She asked in surprise, "Master, is this the immortal wine you mentioned?"
Cheng Yaojin nodded and replied with a smile: "Yes, come, try it. This wine is a bit strong, madam, you have to drink it slowly." Cheng Yaojin was afraid that his wife would be choked by the strong liquor, so he said with concern.
Cui asked curiously, "How strong can it be?"
Cheng Yaojin smiled and pointed to Cheng Chumo who was sleeping like a pig on the couch beside him and said, "Look, Tieniu has been sleeping for the whole afternoon because he drank too much."
Cui was now considered a beautiful woman. She picked up the wine glass, elegantly placed it to her nose and sniffed it. She looked at the clear wine in the glass and said, "It smells good."
Then he tasted it lightly, took a small sip, and said: "Ahem, it's just as the master said, very strong, first it flows through the body like a raging fire, and then it is mellow and sweet, it is worthy of being the fairy wine in the master's mouth, and it deserves the word fairy wine."
Cheng Yaojin laughed, "How is it? I didn't lie, did I? This fairy wine is really delicious."
Although Cui was not a heavy drinker, she wanted to taste more of this divine wine.
The couple drank slowly in the living room.
Cheng Yaojin was so drunk that he called out to the door, "Butler, come in. I want to ask you something."
The housekeeper of Cheng Yaojin's house was naturally Cheng Yaojin's man. After he entered the house, he saw his master and his wife drinking, so he smiled and asked, "Master, do you have any instructions?"
Cheng Yaojin looked at the housekeeper and said with a smile: "I remember a few days ago that there was a cow that had caught a cold. I don't think it will survive tomorrow. Please arrange for someone to kill it."
The housekeeper said awkwardly, "Master, the cow you mentioned was dealt with the day before yesterday."
Cheng Yaojin uttered an "ah" and said awkwardly: "If that's the case, then you can think of another way. I'll leave this matter to you."
The housekeeper said bitterly, "Okay, Master, Madam, I will take my leave first."
The housekeeper then left the living room, thinking on the way, "How should we arrange for the cow to die? Killed by hitting the wall, falling to death, dying from a cold, these have all been tried! Otherwise, we can only arrange for it to fall into the river and drown. Well, this method of death has not been used before, it should work."
Cui was actually a smart person. Since she had already married Cheng Yaojin, there were some things that Cheng Yaojin was willing to let her know, and she naturally would not ask about other things.
After drinking a glass of wine, Cui's face exuded a charming aura, her face flushed, which made Cheng Yaojin smile.
"Madam, hehe, you just can't hold your liquor." Cheng Yaojin laughed.
Cui rolled her eyes at Cheng Yaojin and said, "Master, this is the wine of the gods, so I am naturally not very good at drinking. I will go back to my room first. Master, it is getting late, so you should not drink too much. You have to attend the court tomorrow."
Cheng Yaojin smiled and said, "Okay, madam, I understand." After that, he drank the wine in the cup, held the wine jar in his left hand, took a few steps forward, and put his right hand around Cui's waist: "Let's go to bed, haha."
As for Cheng Chumo, who was that, Cheng Yaojin said that he didn't remember. Cheng Yaojin gave the jar of wine to Cui and hid it in Cui's room. Then the couple made the whole room shake.
The maid outside the door blushed with embarrassment.
The next day,
royal palace,
Tai Chi Hall.
Li Er sat on the dragon throne and glanced domineeringly at the ministers below.
He asked, "Is there anything else you want to discuss?"
All the ministers below shook their heads.
However, at this time, there are always self-righteous censors who want to step forward and advise: "Your Majesty, I impeach the Duke of Xian. He has no respect for the king's law and does not abide by the rules and etiquette. It has been a few days, and he has not yet attended the court meeting."
Li Er was overwhelmed.
"When I issued the decree before, I told Duke Xian that he did not need to participate in the affairs of state. Let's just leave it at that." Li Er directly retorted to the censor.
"Your Majesty, this is unreasonable?" the censor continued.
Seeing this, the people of Rongyang Zheng family immediately stood up and said, "The Duke of Xian is a sinecure. It doesn't matter whether he attends the court or not. Why are you so aggressive?"
Li Er glared at the censor, who was sweating profusely. Li Er said again in a domineering tone: "Let's leave it at that. I have a report for everyone to see."
After that, he asked Wang De to show the ministers the report on the drawbacks of inbreeding and relationship-related intimacy that Li Junxian had investigated.
At this moment, Changsun Wuji, Gao Shilian, Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng and others were stunned after reading it, especially when there was a comparison report, which made them break out in cold sweats.
After seeing the report, the people of the Five Surnames and Seven Families immediately understood why so many strange phenomena occurred in their families. It turned out to be this reason.
Wei Zheng immediately stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I think that since this matter is already known, should we prohibit inbreeding? This matter is simply a disaster for future generations."
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui immediately stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I second the motion."
The censor of the Qinghe Cui family stood up and asked, "Your Majesty, I wonder if the authenticity of this report is exaggerated?"
Li Er glared at the person who spoke, "Asshole, this matter was discovered after I personally sent Li Junxian to investigate the entire Chang'an City. Are you saying that Li Junxian dared to deceive the emperor?"
Who is Li Junxian? He is Li Er's personal bodyguard. Li Er always says one thing and he won't say another. If you want to say that Li Junxian is deceiving the emperor, it would be better to say that Wei Zheng is a fierce general who is more brutal than Li Jing, the god of war.
The censors of Qinghe Cui family suddenly dared not speak.
The people of the Five Surnames and Seven Families were a little numb. They felt that Li Er seemed to be targeting their family.
But at this time, Li Er said: "This time, when Li Junxian investigated Chang'an, he did not ask your big family, so I am curious whether there have been babies with missing arms and legs in your big families." Li Er's words were very teasing.
"No, how could it be possible? Your Majesty, you are such a joke." Everyone in the Five Surnames and Seven Families knew this clearly. Before, they always believed that they had done too many immoral things, so they were punished by God. Now they understood that it was the result of inbreeding.
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(End of this chapter)
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