Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

Jiang Ci quickly came to a beach, but it was daytime and it was not very convenient to jump into the sea. Then, Jiang Ci wandered around on the beach, and took out his mobile phone to check the news. You know, the news in the whole world is now discussing the two countries of South Korea and the Sakura Country.

Countless people hope that these two tiny countries will fight.

The Rabbit Country is just watching the fire from the other side of the river. Both countries are very annoying.

But the most innocent among them was the Delta Force of the Eagle Sauce, which was almost directly eliminated and wiped out by the terrorists they called. As for who the terrorists were, the Eagle Sauce quickly searched in their big database, but found nothing. But the white skin and the pupils that only Europeans and Americans have made the Eagle Sauce want to put the title of terrorist on someone.

But it is really hard to comment on this matter. What the Park family in South Korea did is really perverted.

Although there is a lot of darkness in this world and there are places where light cannot reach, once certain things are exposed, something is bound to go wrong.

The royal family of Sakura Country, the residence of the Emperor.

The Prime Minister of the Sakura Country, a number of senior cabinet officials, and ministers from various departments gathered together, all waiting for the Emperor to speak.

But the emperor closed his eyes and shook his head slightly: "It's no big deal. With the involvement of Eagle Sauce Dad, this matter will definitely be reduced to a small matter in the end."

The Prime Minister said: "Your Majesty, many Korean citizens have been killed in Sakura Country. But because there are so many people, we really don't know how to deal with it."

The emperor waved his hand calmly: "Let the Self-Defense Forces arrest those who are causing the most trouble, and punish them on the spot to deter those stupid untouchables."

The Minister of Commerce asked: "However, the people of South Korea came to our country of cherry blossoms to do business, but were harmed by our people. How should we explain this matter?"

The Emperor: "How about this, arrest those who are causing the most trouble, and then the Koreans will shut up. However, the Koreans have harmed the women of our Sakura Country and destroyed our religious shrines. This matter cannot end like this. As for the terrorist team, it has nothing to do with us." And it seems that the terrorists are still in the Korean country. Then the Emperor ordered: "All flights and ships from the Korean country to our Sakura Country, no matter what they are, must be carefully inspected. Suspicious items and suspicious personnel must be strictly examined. Terrorists cannot be allowed to enter the territory of Sakura Country."

If the terrorists who attacked South Korea enter the territory of Sakura Country, they might not be able to resist.

The loss of the sacred toilet this time can be compensated by South Korea, but the Emperor of Sakura Country has not considered the situation of the President of South Korea at all.

The Korean president has to give Jiang Ci a thumbs up for this purge. After all, Jiang Ci helped him eliminate his political enemies.

The Korean president made a statement: "As the president, I knew nothing about the Park family. I didn't know that the vice president, defense minister, deputy minister, and three-star generals had a party with the Park family, but were attacked by terrorists. I can only say to everyone that I am very sorry. Next, I will reorganize the administrative agencies.

Of course, our tolerance for terrorists is zero, so this time, no matter who you are, or whether you are from another country, you will be found and crushed to death by our great Korean people."

The Korean president's words were comforting, and then it was time for things to happen in the country of cherry blossoms. In many things, one must stand at attention when being beaten and admit one's mistakes.

The Korean president had no choice but to continue speaking: "Regarding the bombing of the Sakura Kingdom's sanctuary, all the details are still under investigation." After all, this matter is really under investigation. After all, if the captain of the Navy SEALs flew over, then is the Sakura Kingdom's air defense alarm a piece of shit? In short, they can't take the blame for it.

The Eagle Sauce will never admit that it has not been discovered, so the Korean president will be fine as long as he does not admit it. Moreover, he has also heard from the intelligence agent that the sacred toilets in Sakura are all destroyed, and the ashes of those warmongers are really gone. As for the so-called witness, the Korean president is even more sure that the commander of the Navy SEALs is definitely gone.

Jiang Ci sat alone on a tree branch on the coast of Sakura Country, swinging his feet and looking at the speech of the Korean president on his phone. He couldn't help but praise him: "He is worthy of being the president. This operation is really cool."

But Jiang Ci was particularly curious, for example, how the Eagle Sauce would speak. And what about the Eagle Sauce's previous announcement about beach landing with the Navy SEALs? Thinking of this, Jiang Ci found it particularly interesting.

The Delta Force was wiped out. This incident shocked the whole world. There were even many people who wanted to become terrorists of Jiang Ci's organization. It was so outrageous.

What's even more infuriating is that the Navy SEALs' command post was booby-trapped, almost killing a bunch of people. Even so, all the members of the Delta Force were wiped out. This was the worst injury to the Eagle since the collapse of the Twin Towers.

Jiang Ci stayed at the beach until night fell. He didn't see the Eagle Sauce's speech, just like the Delta Force that was not Eagle Sauce was caught in the same trap last night.

But Jiang Ci knew that it was probably the Eagle Sauce that was preparing for a big move.

Then Jiang Ci guessed that the Eagle Sauce might invade other countries and interfere in other countries' internal affairs under the pretext of eliminating terrorists.

This country is the most disgusting thing in the world. First, it is shameless. Second, it is afraid of being surpassed. Third, it provokes war all over the world.

Just as Jiang Ci was preparing to return to China, the Eagle Sauce issued an announcement.

[After checking the big data of the Eagle Sauce, it was found that this person's previous traces often appeared in the Middle East. Therefore, for the stability of various regions in the world, we, the Eagle Sauce, have sent two Ford-class aircraft carrier fleets to be stationed in the waters of the Middle East. ]

"My Big Eagle is really awesome."

"To maintain world peace."

"Ying-chan is so shameless that he actually made such a shameless thing sound so righteous."

"I guess the Eagles have their eyes on some country's oil again. After all, only the Eagles can say such a shameless thing in such a serious manner."

"Big data inspection is bullshit. To put it bluntly, the Eagle Sauce just says whatever it wants to say. It's so shameless."

Yingjiang netizen: "Why, you don't accept it, come and hit me, I just like the look in your eyes that you can't stand me but can't get rid of me."

Netizen Yinako: "The above, you better remember this, sooner or later, even if I go to your homeland, I will definitely shoot you beasts to death."

Damao netizen: "Let's do it, this excuse is so good that even a dog wouldn't believe it."

Rabbit Country: "I remember that most terrorists are from the Eagle Sauce group."

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When Jiang Ci saw the Eagle Sauce uttering such shameless words, he was impressed.

Then Jiang Ci said directly to Xi Tong: "Xi Tong, if I were to announce the truth about the attack on the Twin Towers on the screens in Times Square at this moment, what do you think would happen to the Eagle Sauce?"

Xi Tong: "Boss, I don't know what will happen in other countries, but I think that just having a Times Square is obviously not enough. We need an influential figure in the United States to post a tweet. Once the truth of this matter is made public, the United States may be plunged into an era that will leave everyone dumbfounded."

Jiang Ci naturally knew about this matter.
After all, that incident had a huge impact on the Eagle Sauce.

And that's why the United States sent troops to the Middle East in the first place, hoping to take it over in a short period of time, but it also got stuck in the quagmire of war.

Once the truth of this matter is revealed, then the people who died in the collapse of the Twin Towers will have died quite unjustly.

How many people will make a fuss then?
How many people will participate in the zero-dollar shopping event unique to Eagle Sauce? This is none of Jiang Ci's business.

Jiang Ci murmured: "Xi Tong, since the officials of the Eagle Sauce are so shameless, then let's publish the truth about the Twin Towers and let the people of the Eagle Sauce see who the terrorists are."

Xi Tong: "Boss, this matter also involves hacking into Twitter's server. Should we pin it to the top? The official website cannot delete it."

Jiang Ci: "Okay, Xi Tong, let's do it."

At this moment, in a store in Eagle Sauce, there is a white-haired old man, he is the owner of this store.

He is missing his only child at this moment. It was his child's birthday today, but after the collapse of the Twin Towers, he did not escape, and in the end even his body was not found.

Soon, a message was posted on the Twitter account of American President Trump.

The message detailed how the previous president arranged for people to act as terrorists, hijack planes, and crash buildings, as well as phone recordings. But what's even more ridiculous is that the Twin Towers purchased a huge insurance policy from the Eagle Sauce insurance company a month ago.

This American president has more fans than many celebrities.

After all, the fans of the American president are all over the world.

When this news reached the attention of everyone in the United States, they all felt cold all over.

Of course, the coldest person is not them, but the last American president, the one who launched a war in the Middle East and won a joke peace prize.

Now, he has no idea how many people would like to shoot him dozens of times.

When the Presidential Palace of the United States, Trump, learned about this, he was completely stunned. The key point is that it was released on his Twitter, which means that people all over the world know about it.

Te Deng immediately asked his assistant to delete his tweet. However, he was told that he did not have permission. Te Deng was immediately confused.

The Presidential Palace immediately called Twitter's headquarters.

The boss of Twitter is now covered in cold sweat. Such news was sent out by the current president through their Twitter software. Does it mean that Trump is preparing to take action against Twitter?

When the head of Twitter received a call from the presidential office, he was scolded by the secretary of the presidential office. However, the head directly said that their Twitter server had been attacked and the president's tweets could not be modified.

When more people saw this news, many people couldn't believe it was true. But as each chain of evidence emerged, as well as video recordings, the whole American media went wild.

They had previously been led to believe in the positive side of all the speeches made by their country's leaders.

But now, I wish to kill those Eagle Sauce leaders, especially the one in the Presidential Palace.

Te Deng couldn't operate Twitter at all at the moment.

I can't delete it, and of course I can't continue to send messages.

If he hadn't had a medical team here, he probably wouldn't know how many times he would have fainted. But even so, the 80-year-old Te Deng was still almost blind. He kept shouting, "It's over, it's over, it's over."

Te Deng immediately said: "Notify everyone immediately that a press conference will be held soon." Even though the time was not right now, Te Deng had to minimize the impact of the matter.

The assistant immediately answered yes and went to notify them.

However, Te Deng’s holding of a press conference to explain the matter was nothing more than an attempt to cover up the truth.

Just when the special press conference was about to be held, a thunder-like piece of news shocked the entire Eagle Sauce.

The entire family of the former president of the United States was killed, and his head was smashed into a pulp by a spray gun. When the FBI arrived, the store owner simply said, "He avenged his son, and they will be father and son again in the next life." After saying that, he shot himself.

When this news came out, the world was shocked.

At this time, the largest insurance company in the United States came out and announced the huge insurance policy that the Twin Towers purchased a month before the accident, as well as the huge compensation bill. He had to announce it. He is now protected by a large group of bodyguards all day long, fearing that he would encounter the same situation as the former president. He has money, but he doesn't want to die.

In this way, everything Te Deng was going to say at the press conference became bullshit.

It was also at this moment that the entire Eagle Sauce became a global joke, especially the phrase "to maintain world peace". This phrase was the biggest joke.

Of course, the ridicule may be late, but the taunting will not be absent.

Mao Xiong netizen: "Oh my god, the top leaders of the Eagle Sauce simply don't treat the civilians below as human beings. The Twin Towers are abandoned just like that."

Rabbit Country Netizen: "Brother above, the Twin Towers are insured. Look at the huge amount of compensation, my God."

Netizen Yinako said: "So, we small countries in the Middle East have inexplicably helped the Eagle Sauce bear the reputation of terrorists."

Yugoslavia: "So, from now on, those hawks in the territory, get out of here right away, or else, don't worry about being shot by me."

Kangaroo Country Netizen: "This, this, this is a bit hard to watch. But I found a coincidence, which is that the Eagle Sauce is very unlucky."

Maple Leaf Country Netizen: "Hey, how can I evaluate this? I can only say that this barbaric country is really disgusting."

Netizen from White Elephant Country: "Foolish Eagle, our great White Elephant will be the world's number one power. Your behavior will lead to your destruction sooner or later."

Korean netizen: "Yes, what you said above is right."

Netizen from Sakura Country: "The person above, I heard that your family was also attacked by terrorists. Could it be that the Eagle Sauce did this, and then they turned the tables on you..."

Netizens from various countries: "Fuck, this is terrifying when you think about it."

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When netizens from the Sakura Country put this speculation out in the open, netizens from all other countries were shocked. No one expected that the people from the Sakura Country were so smart and could think of what they were thinking.

This seems impossible, but if the Eagle Sauce is behind it, it is entirely possible. Otherwise, the Sakura Country has advanced air defense weapons, and they were provided by the Eagle Sauce. But at that time, the helicopter blew up the sacred toilet so openly.

Now, the Eagle Sauce is not only caught in the whirlpool of public opinion, but also because the insurance company has released evidence that the Twin Towers incident was confirmed, which makes people feel that the two terrorist attacks in South Korea and Sakura Country were the Eagle Sauce's own script. After all, the Twin Towers can be said to be sacrificed, so what about the lives of 300 Delta Force members?

The Gemini incident claimed more than 5,000 lives.

Gradually, public opinion began to ferment, and everyone felt that the Eagle Sauce deliberately launched terrorist attacks in South Korea and the Sakura Country, and then labeled other small countries and invaded other countries.

However, in the United States, those black mud brothers who are active in the dark, took the opportunity to avenge their relatives who had an accident with the Gemini stars, and started to take to the streets and engage in crazy zero-dollar shopping.

The Eagle Sauce Police Department is simply too busy to handle it. After all, Eagle Sauce is a country that does not ban guns. As the saying goes, in free America, shootings happen every day.

This matter is still slowly fermenting.
At this moment, Jiang Ci is already at the bottom of the sea, because he discovered an invisible nuclear submarine in the territorial waters of the Rabbit Country, which is very interesting.

The submarine is located about 400 meters underwater.

Jiang Ci only took a glance and knew that this nuclear submarine was definitely not from the Rabbit Country.

Then, Jiang Ci held the high-frequency particle blade in one hand and slashed at the side of the nuclear submarine. The high-frequency particle blade cut the outer shell of the nuclear submarine like a hot knife cutting butter, directly cutting a long cut on the nuclear submarine.

At this moment, an urgent danger warning sounded in the nuclear submarine: "Warning, warning, the pressure on the right side of the ship is too high, the hull is collapsing."

This nuclear submarine remained forever in the depths of the sea. Of course, Jiang Ci cut open the submarine and took out the nuclear reactor inside. Otherwise, it would be somewhat bad if it caused pollution.

When the English Prime Minister learned of the sinking of the submarine, he just casually said, "I know."

When Jiang Ci appeared on the beach in Shanghai, it was almost midnight.

But Jiang Ci knew that the Eagle Sauce was extremely lively at the moment.

Jiang Ci felt that this revelation from the Gemini was enough to give the Eagle Sauce a hard time.

When Jiang Ci left the shore, he took a few steps and his clothes dried off. If anyone saw this, everyone would shout, "Fuck, awesome, bro 666."

"Xi Tong, is the Hongqi supercar parked in the underground parking lot of Chaoshen Entertainment Company?" Jiang Ci wanted to go home, and asked where his car was.

Xi Tong: "Yes, Boss, but the Hongqi supercar cannot come out at the moment because the underground garage of Chaoshen Entertainment is locked during this time period."

Jiang Ci: "Oh, that's ok, see if you have a car at home, and arrange for the one that's convenient to come."

Xi Tong: "Okay, Boss." Then Xi Tong began to make arrangements. As for what vehicle to arrange, Jiang Ci asked it to be arranged. Its instruction was of course to arrange the one that was convenient.

Then, in Jiang Ci's garage, a red supercar with beautiful lines, like a perfect work of art, quickly ignited itself, and then drove away without a driver.

Jiang Ci walked slowly onto a road, sat on the curb, looked at the stars in the sky, and then looked at the moon that was neither round nor flat. He was somewhat curious and thought, should he build a small house on the moon someday? He could go there occasionally to take a vacation or something and relax himself.

However, at this moment, Jiang Ci's phone rang.

Originally, I thought it was Da Mimi, Pang Di, Gong Ying and the others, or the little girl Jiang Xiaonan, or Mo Baobao and the others, but when Jiang Ci took out his phone, he saw that it was actually a second-generation person with whom he had a close relationship.

Jiang Ci picked up the phone and answered: "Hello, tell me, you son of a bitch, were you tormented by that Korean girl tonight and need my help!"

He Yong immediately smiled awkwardly: "Brother, I'm using the hands-free mode, you're dead..."

Jiang Ci said indifferently: "Did anyone speak just now?"

He Yong was shocked by Jiang Ci's shamelessness. He smiled and said, "Old Jiang, are you free tonight? Let's go out and have some fun."

Jiang Ci guessed that He Yong must have something to talk to him about. Then he replied: "Okay, tell me an address. I'll be there soon."

Just as Jiang Ci was waiting for the supercar to pick him up, Jiang Danian called him. Jiang Ci picked up the phone with a smile: "Hello, Dad."

Jiang Danian smiled: "Are you back?"

Jiang Ci: "Well, I'm sorry to have made you and mom worried. I'm fine."

Jiang Danian didn't ask any more questions, just smiled and said a few words, and then both parties hung up the phone.

As for how Jiang Danian knew Jiang Ci would come, damn, the supercar in the garage drove out without a driver. If he didn't know what was going on, then he, Jiang Danian, wouldn't be a criminal policeman.

Soon, a fiery red Ferrari supercar stopped in front of Jiang Ci. The gull-wing door opened, and Jiang Ci got in and said, "Xi Tong, go to the address He Yong mentioned."

Xi Tong: "Okay, Boss." The car door closed, and the Ferrari supercar took off like an arrow from a bow.

After driving for less than twenty minutes, Jiang Ci's Ferrari stopped in front of a private club.

When Jiang Ci got out of the car, a doorman came over and prepared to help Jiang Ci park the car. However, under the doorman's astonished gaze, the Ferrari drove away on its own after Jiang Ci got out of the car. This situation made their eyes almost pop out of their sockets.

As for where the car was going, Jiang Ci didn't care, but walked into the private club.

Jiang Ci reported He Yong and the others' room number to the front desk, and the girl at the front desk took Jiang Ci there with a smile on her face. Although Jiang Ci didn't often go to such clubs, he made a lot of money from watching the Transformers movie.

Jiang Ci quickly arrived at the box where He Yong was.

After entering, Jiang Ci was somewhat surprised to find that Young Master Wang was sitting aside drinking alone with a melancholy look on his face.

Jiang Ci came to Liang Hai who was hugging two Japanese girls, glanced at Principal Wang and asked, "What happened to that guy?" Jiang Ci did not ask why he was half dead.

At this time, He Yong came over with a glass of wine in his hand, smiled, and put his arm around Jiang Ci's shoulders. Then he glanced at Young Master Wang, as if he was looking at some magical creature. His voice was full of joking: "Old Jiang, let me tell you a joke. Our Young Master Wang is actually planning to become a good man. Don't you think this is interesting?"

Jiang Ci looked confused.
(End of this chapter)