Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup

The fact that the White Elephant rocket lost control immediately frightened many neighboring countries, and even the Rabbit Country was shocked. However, through satellite monitoring and radar scanning, the rocket's current location was quickly determined. The landing location happened to be the Monkey Country.
The people of the Rabbit Country are no longer worried, as long as they don't fall on the territory of the Rabbit Country. And there have been a lot of frictions between the Monkey Country and the Rabbit Country recently.

The White Elephant rocket could originally reach a maximum speed of Mach 20, but after entering the atmosphere, it was attracted by gravity and fell rapidly towards the Philippine military port.

The Niana Naval Base in the Philippines is home to some American soldiers stationed here. The number is not large, but almost 60% of the Philippine navy is stationed here.

Soon, a radar soldier shouted, "Quick, there is an intercontinental missile flying towards us."

One of the officers was stunned: "What did you say? Intercontinental missiles? Damn, rabbit, you can't be so cruel, right? It's just to overturn two ships? You actually used intercontinental missiles."

He immediately contacted his superior, and his superiors contacted him one by one. When the person in charge was contacted, he was already sleeping soundly with his arms around the big mare.

Until the rocket hit the Niana naval port at a speed of more than Mach 30.

With a loud bang, a crater appeared fifty meters around the rocket. However, when it hit the ground at a speed of Mach 30, the shock wave was very strong, at least equivalent to a magnitude 5 earthquake, and spread to a radius of ten kilometers.

Within this ten-kilometer radius, no matter whether it was tall buildings, warships, military facilities, or naval officers and soldiers present, every one of them was destroyed.

As for why the air defense system was not launched in time, it was because the key was in the hands of the Americans, and there was no time to scan and capture the target before the rockets arrived.

Soon, the news appeared on the global network: "The rocket of the White Elephant Country was interfered by the Starlink satellite after it was launched, and crashed into the Niana military port of the Philippine Monkey Country when returning to the Blue Planet."

Then there are various videos included.

Netizen from Rabbit Country: "Damn, I'm so scared. But is the Eagle Sauce sick? Why is it targeting the white elephant? Is it afraid that the white elephant will become the world's number one military power?"

A netizen from Rabbit Country: "I also think what the above said makes sense. It is definitely because the Eagle Sauce is afraid that the White Elephant's military strength will become the world's number one, so they used Starlink satellites to deliberately cause its rocket launch to fail so that no data can be detected."

Netizen from Northern Dynasty: "Rabbit's analysis is well-reasoned, but Eagle Sauce Country is just a bunch of lunatics."

A netizen from the Russian state of Mao said: "It's a pity for this rocket, otherwise it would be the first step for White Elephant to become a global military power."

Kangaroo Country Netizen: "Yes, the opportunity to become a global super military power was strangled in the cradle by the Eagle Sauce."

Philippines netizen: "Ah, these idiots, incompetent bastards, were hit by rockets, thousands of troops died, and the key is that the air defense system was useless, the Eagle sauce is a bunch of idiots. Damn it."

A Malaysian netizen said: "It was so scary, luckily it was a Philippine monkey that was hit."

A netizen from the United States of America said: "The White Elephant Country has lost its dignity a little bit. It blamed our Starlink satellites for its own rocket flight failure. Where is the dignity?"

A netizen from Sakura Country said: "Haha, White Elephant Country is just a joke. But I have to admit that White Elephant Country is number one in one aspect, that is, vehicles carrying people are number one."

Korean netizen: "Haha, Baixiang, I also want to know how you managed to fit so many people on one motorcycle."

At this moment, the Eagle Sauce Navy commander was sweating profusely on his forehead. His Third Fleet was currently located in the waters of the Sakura Country. He was extremely glad that he did not go there yesterday at the invitation of the Philippine President. If he had gone there yesterday, then if this aircraft carrier was parked at the Philippine military port today, it would have been completely destroyed. He would definitely be killed.

Their Second Fleet was completely destroyed after losing two aircraft carriers in the Indian Ocean. Now the First Fleet is stationed in the port of Bangzi Country, and the Third Fleet is stationed in the port of Sakura Country.

The Seventh Fleet is currently in the Indian Ocean.

The Ninth Fleet is located in the Atlantic Ocean.

Sixth, the Fifth Fleet is located in the sea and can attack the Middle East at any time.

As for other fleets, they were docked on the island of Pearl Harbor.

When the White Elephant Country's rocket launch failed and all the blame was directed at the Eagle Sauce, the Rabbit Country also made a few sarcastic remarks, saying that you, the White Elephant, are the number one military power in Asia. If you defeat the Eagle Sauce, you will be the number one military power in the world.

The Great Mao Kingdom is also yin and yang.
The same is true for countries like the Northern Dynasty and many oil regions in the Middle East. They are all acting weird and want to get White Elephant and Eagle Sauce to fight.

After all, with the intelligence of the people in the White Elephant Country, it is difficult to see that they are playing tricks on them and instigating them to have a big fight with the Eagle Sauce.

Until the White Elephant's president, Mr. Mo, made a speech to the global television station, severely pointing out the hegemony of the Eagle Sauce, which blocked the White Elephant's exploration of the mysteries of the universe. And for this incident, the Eagle Sauce must compensate the White Elephant for all its losses.

Soon after, Feihou also jumped out, wanting the White Elephant Kingdom to give him an explanation.

Bai Xiangguo spat in the other party's face and said, "Go away and ask Yingjiang for compensation. I will compensate you."

Anyway, this incident became a joke among the people of Blue Star, because the White Elephant Kingdom had always been very close to the Eagle Sauce. No one expected that the White Elephant Kingdom would turn against them immediately.

Because it was a live broadcast at the time, we could clearly see that the rocket was indeed affected by Musk's Starlink satellite, and then it deviated from its course.

Not only was the old immortal Mo De angry, but the people of Baixiang were also filled with righteous indignation.

Many people took to the streets and began to protest and march, until a man with a flat head saw a car made in the United States, walked over, picked up stones on the ground and threw them at the car.

The conflict between Baixiang and Yingjiang was naturally caused by Jiang Ci's order to Xi Tong. Feihou just deserved it. Teach the other party a lesson. In this way, the other party will not dare to provoke around Zengmu Shoal Islands until the military port is rebuilt.

The next day, Jiang Ci got up from bed, washed up, and went downstairs. In the thermos box in the restaurant, there were a few pieces of cake and a cup of warm milk. Of course, there was a note on the thermos box: "Hubby, remember to eat breakfast, we love you." The word "men" in this sentence was used very skillfully.

Jiang Ci sat in the restaurant and ate the cake they made. He looked at the time and found that the three girls should have gone to college to study.

8553
Jiang Ci didn't ask them much. After all, they were protected by the quantum air shield made by Jiang Ci, and guns couldn't hurt them at all. If there was any situation that could hurt them in Shanghai, it would be obvious that the S3 season had begun.

"Xi Tong, what is the current situation like? How have the White Elephant Kingdom, Eagle Sauce, and the Philippine Monkey negotiated?" Jiang Ci was very curious about the final outcome of the negotiations among the three countries.

Xi Tong: "Boss, Musk's company compensated the White Elephant Country for the failed rocket launch. As for the rocket crashing into the military port of the Philippines, Musk firmly stated that there would be no compensation, because the air defense weapons at the military port were simply decorations and did not play a role."

"After all, the White Elephant Country is a major resource exporter, so Musk's compensation is no big deal. But Feihou's situation is not good now. Haha, it's so funny." Jiang Ci sat happily on the sofa and listened to Xi Tong's report.

The current world situation is turbulent.

Xi Tong then slowly said, "Boss, this time all NATO allies, led by Eagle Sauce, support Squid and want Squid to launch a counterattack against Danlang. What do you think about this?"

"Has Eagle Sauce become so shameless? Don't you even bother to make excuses?"

Xi Tong: "They did find an excuse, but it was the same old excuse, saying that they suspected that there were weapons of mass destruction in Danlang!"

Jiang Ci shook his head speechlessly: "When the Eagle Sauce accuses another country of suspected weapons of mass destruction, if it doesn't have them, that country is finished. If it does, then the accusation will remain at the accusation stage." Just like the North Koreans, they are now frequently testing intercontinental missiles.

Jiang Ci continued: "Since Eagle Sauce suspects that Danlang has weapons of mass destruction, then let this country have weapons of mass destruction. Many things I want to do in Rabbit Country will be restricted, so let's destroy the squid first."

Xi Tong: "Boss, do you want Danlang to have nuclear weapons?"

Jiang Ci: "Xi Tong, do you think that if Danlang had an intercontinental missile that could directly hit the Eagle Sauce's homeland, and Danlang also had nuclear warheads, would the Eagle Sauce immediately admit its mistake?"

Xi Tong: “I think that’s for sure.”

Jiang Ci: "Xi Tong, do you think that the two of us can intimidate the Eagle Sauce Country?"

Xi Tong: “I think it’s totally possible.”

Jiang Ci: "Tell me about your plan!"

Xi Tong: "Boss, we can make a video of a press conference by the President of Danlang, and then say that intercontinental missiles have begun mass production and a test launch has been launched, and the destination of that missile is the Presidential Palace in Eagle Sauce. But when the missile arrives, it just doesn't explode. Do you think this will scare the President of Eagle Sauce to death?"

Xi Tong continued: "When the time comes, we will need to discuss the details with the Boss and the President of Danlang over the phone. As for the rest, just leave it to me."

Jiang Ci suddenly perked up and laughed, "If that's the case, the whole world will be shocked again."

Xi Tong: "Boss, I think you'd better mess with women. Otherwise, every time you mess up, it will appear in international headlines."

Jiang Ci was speechless: "Okay, let's prepare to go to Danlang to launch an intercontinental missile. It must land quietly on the lawn of the Eagle Sauce Presidential Palace."

Xi Tong: "Two minutes of silence for Te Deng."

If Jiang Ci wanted to know President Danlang’s phone number, it was actually very easy to find it.

Soon, Jiang Ci called, but the other party didn't know who was calling. He asked in not quite standard Arabic: "Hello, who are you?"

Jiang Ci said bluntly: "You can hold a press conference right now and say that Danlang is about to test-fire an intercontinental ballistic missile. I will help you with everything else?"

President Danlang was somewhat confused: "Who are you?" Jiang Ci said bluntly: "I helped you destroy the ten military bases of the Squid Country. Do you know who I am now?"

The President of Danlang exclaimed: "You are the benefactor of our Danlang country."

Jiang Ci is indeed the benefactor of Danlang Country, otherwise, countless people in Danlang Country would have been slaughtered by Squid.

Jiang Ci: "Do you believe me now?"

Although they had never met, the mysterious Jiang Ci gave the President of Danlang a feeling of being unfathomable.

The president of Danlang gritted his teeth and said, "Believe it, sir, may I ask what we should do now? The squids of the squid country are too shameless."

Jiang Ci laughed: "You want to be honest with the squids in Squid Country? How is that possible?"

Jiang Ci continued: "Okay, you hold a global press conference right now. I believe that when all the reporters believe that Danlang has an intercontinental missile, they will be so scared that their legs will go weak. When the time comes, put a small earphone in your ear and I will tell you what to say."

President Danlang felt a little nervous.

Jiang Ci continued: "You have to think it over carefully. If you listen to me, you still have a chance of survival, but if you are attacked by the squids, the destruction of the country is just around the corner."

President Danlang gritted his teeth and did it.

Then, Danlang immediately announced that a global press conference would be held soon. And there would be a surprise.

It was not until ten o'clock in the morning that many reporters gathered in the presidential conference room of Danlang. Everyone was very curious about why the president of a country that was about to be destroyed would hold a press conference.

It was not until President Danlang, Hanit, took the stage that he smiled and said to everyone: "Welcome everyone to our press conference. Because the shamelessness of NATO and the Squid has touched the bottom line of our Danlang country, we are about to test-fire an intercontinental ballistic missile. Of course, this missile does not yet carry a nuclear warhead. Of course, since some countries say that our country has weapons of mass destruction, it would be very unfair if our country does not have them, so we still have nuclear warheads and the like."

Hannett's words shocked countless people.

Danlang, a country with such backward technology, actually wants to test-fire an intercontinental ballistic missile.

But when everyone thinks of the Northern Dynasty, well, they are convinced. After all, the Northern Dynasty is also extremely poor, but they also have nuclear bombs and intercontinental missiles.

Everyone still doubted the authenticity of this matter. But a reporter from Rabbit Country had already asked, "President Hannett, can you tell us the parameters of this missile?"

Hart smiled and said, "Of course you can. The missile is 23 meters long, weighs 193 tons, has a radius of 2 meters, and of course, has a range of 18,000 kilometers." This range means that I can use missiles to directly attack any place in the United States.

Of course, many people did not believe it, especially many Western journalists. They all mocked President Hanit for exaggerating deliberately, and the noise was so annoying that Danlang President Hanit slammed the table and angrily said, "Western journalists are like this. Don't interview people in the future. It's embarrassing. You don't believe it, so watch it next. The test launch process will be broadcast live."

Hannett's slamming of the table did scare many people, but more people still didn't believe it.

The reporters at the scene didn't believe it, let alone the leaders of various Western countries. Of course, the people of Rabbit were more convinced of it. After all, there is a saying that it is better to believe it than not to believe it.

10821
In the presidential palace, Te Deng watched the live broadcast on TV with a somewhat mocking expression, "That's it, Danlang country is kidding, right? They also have intercontinental missiles, anyway, I definitely don't believe it."

Not only him, but other leaders such as those in South Korea and Sakura Country have also jumped out to accuse Hannett of sensationalism.

But when Hannett said, "Please watch our live broadcast."

Then the projector behind Hannett turned into a missile vehicle, and the missiles on the vehicle were upright, ready to launch at any time.

Hannett didn't give them more time to react and said directly: "Fire."

Then the bottom of the missile without a missile vehicle emitted a frightening blue light. It was indeed a bit slow at the start, but it broke the sound barrier ten seconds later.

This speed made the whole world silent. As we all know, the best time to intercept an intercontinental missile is before it is launched. Once launched, the chance of being intercepted is almost impossible.

At this time, a nervous Western reporter asked: "President Hannett, can you tell me where this missile fell?"

Hannett nodded in a good mood and said, "It will pass through the Squid Country, the Barbecue Country, the Romantic Country, the Eagle Sauce Country, and then fall into the high seas."

This statement made all the journalists in Western countries lose their minds. Now it was like a country's intercontinental missiles could land on their homes at any time. It was really outrageous.

Danlang's approach was simply to fly directly over Eagle Sauce's head, which would be more deterrent.

When Danlang's intercontinental missile was launched and passed over Turkey, Turkey's air defense missiles wanted to intercept it, but they couldn't even catch up with the exhaust gas. The Jiuhua Kingdom also sent missiles to intercept it, but still couldn't catch up.

When the missile enters low-Earth orbit, its speed has exceeded Mach 50. The current recorded speed of an intercontinental missile is Mach 40, which comes from the Rabbit Country.

When the special lights of the Presidential Palace of the United States saw the situation in the live broadcast room, they were suddenly stunned. They had already discussed how to divide Danlang, but now an intercontinental missile appeared in Danlang and could easily attack the United States' homeland. This kind of thing is absolutely impossible.

Te Deng immediately ordered Musk to use satellites to hit intercontinental missiles and destroy them in space. Otherwise, the Eagle Sauce would face provocations from the whole world.

After hearing the order, Musk obediently ordered a satellite to attack the intercontinental missile.

The live broadcast footage showed clearly that a satellite hit the outside of the missile, but the missile only changed its direction slightly and did not explode.

But at this time, Hannett smiled calmly at many Western reporters: "I just received news that our missile was attacked by a satellite of Musk's Starlink Satellite Company in low-Earth orbit. The missile was not destroyed, but it was caused to lose control. So this time, I don't know where the missile will fly."

At this time, Te Deng was so happy after seeing Hanit's live broadcast in the Presidential Palace. A satellite destroyed an intercontinental missile. Moreover, when he saw Hanit's smug look, he wanted to beat him to death.

At this time, President Danlang, Hannett said very apologetically: "Friends who are watching the TV program, our intercontinental missile was hit by Musk's Starlink satellite, which caused the direction to deviate. We have just determined the landing location, which is in the open space in front of the White House of Eagle Sauce."

"watt?"

Not to mention that such words are unconvincing, even the President of the United States, who was watching the live broadcast, had cold sweats breaking out on his back.

Only Jiang Ci and Xi Tong knew that the final landing point of the missile was on the lawn in front of the White House.

The reporters at the Danlang press conference all looked at Hannett with wide eyes, as if saying, "Fuck, how dare you. You are blatantly challenging the authority of the Eagle Sauce." Well, let's be honest, it's quite exciting.

But Hannett didn't care. There is an old saying in the Rabbit Country that those who wear shoes are afraid of those who go barefoot.

Hannett waved his hand, signaling everyone to stay calm, "Everyone can rest assured, this missile does not carry a nuclear warhead. Of course, this is all the fault of Musk's Starlink satellite. Sooner or later, I will clean up the space. If their satellite hadn't hit it, the missile would not have landed in front of the White House." This extremely shameless blame-shifting made everyone present, including all the reporters, confused.

At this time, when the Eagle Sauce was already trembling with fear, Hannett spoke again: "This time our intercontinental missiles not only do not carry nuclear warheads, but even the warheads they carry are the kind that will not explode. If there are Eagle Sauce friends, you can go to the lawn in front of the White House to broadcast live."

Nowadays, people all over the world are attracted by this live broadcast.

The country of Danlang actually went against the will of the world and launched missiles, and it was at the presidential palace of the Eagle Sauce. I just want to ask you, is it exciting?

NATO allies have begun to reconsider their relationship with Denmark. After all, this country's missiles are really amazing.

This is clearly a situation of a fight to the death, but the allies of the Eagle Sauce dare to be sure that after this incident, the Eagle Sauce will at most verbally condemn and warn, and then it will be over. There will be absolutely no military sanctions or anything like that.

If someone's missiles can be launched directly into your home, would you be afraid?

Te Deng didn't believe that the warhead would not explode, so he and the guards hid in the underground bunker. The air raid alarm in New York City was wailing.

However, the radar did not detect the fallen missile.

Thirty seconds later, when everyone thought Hannett was joking, a cone-shaped object with a parachute attached fell to the ground. Although the parachute slowed it down, it still caused everything around it to shake, causing all the glass in the White House to shatter.

Then leaders of countries around the world received the news that the warhead fired by Danlang had indeed landed on the lawn in front of the White House.

It's just outrageous.

Of course, the result is to silence the world.

The reason why Squid bullied Danlang before was simply because he thought Danlang was weak in military power. Now, he has flexed his muscles and silenced the whole world.

In particular, the missile that landed on the White House had a line of words written on it in English: "President Trump, smile."

Of course, such an interesting scene was reported all over the world.

This time, Te Deng was really frightened and almost had a heart attack.
(End of this chapter)