Tanabata Diva Concert: Happy Breakup
Chapter 1678 Jiang Ci pressed the wrong person
Jiang Danian and Ding Shuangshuang went to Hainan Island for a trip. After all, it is near the equator. The weather in Shanghai is still relatively cold, but Hainan is quite suitable. Jiang Ci was not worried about the two of them going on a trip. After all, they both had quantum air shields.
Jiang Ci parked his car in the parking space of the villa. This villa was also where Jiang Danian and Ding Shuangshuang lived. When Jiang Ci pushed the door open and entered the house, he saw a short-haired, heroic woman with her back to him.
Jiang Ci rubbed his hands obscenely, and laughed inwardly, thinking that his wife's temperament had changed a little again.
He turned around when the other person felt someone behind him, but the moment he turned around, he was hugged by Jiang Ci, and then the two rolled onto the sofa. Jiang Ci kissed his red lips.
But as they kissed, Jiang Ci felt something was wrong. Jiang Yourong smelled like gardenia, while the person under him smelled like jasmine. Jiang Ci opened his eyes and looked at the person she pressed on the sofa, feeling numb.
Then at this time, Jiang Yourong came out of the kitchen with a plate of fruit. As soon as he walked out of the kitchen door, he found Jiang Ci pressing his teammate on the sofa and exclaimed, "Oh, my god."
Jiang Ci mechanically turned his head and looked at Jiang Yourong: "Wife, I said I recognized the wrong person, do you believe it?"
Jiang Yourong shouted angrily, "Believe me, but you have to take your hands off An Xin first."
Jiang Ci originally felt his hand was soft, and when he looked down, An Xin's face was red and black, and she probably wanted to kill Jiang Ci.
Jiang Ci said apologetically: "Um, I'm sorry, An Xin, I didn't mean it."
An Xin was about to cry out of grievance: "It's okay if you didn't mean it? If you didn't mean it, you can press my... fierce..."
Jiang Ci scratched his head awkwardly: "This is all Jiang Yourong's fault. Who told her not to make it clear that she brought her teammates back? Fortunately, it's not night time now."
An Xin was horrified and thought, "If I come at night, will I be eaten up? This is too scary."
Jiang Yourong didn't care. Jiang Ci had many women anyway, so she didn't care whether An Xin was one more or one less. She was not the kind of woman who was content to stay at home. If you wanted her to have children and take care of them at home, you might as well kill her.
Jiang Ci apologized: "I'm sorry, Sister Xin, I'm really sorry. It's mainly because you and Jiang Yourong have very similar figures." Jiang Ci thought that if this happened at night, if he wasn't careful, An Xin might get pregnant with his child.
Then An Xin could only cry without tears, after all, she had achieved her goal.
That night, Jiang Ci cooked a dish himself to apologize to An Xin, and only then was he forgiven by An Xin.
After dinner, Jiang Yourong directly talked about her and An Xin’s mission this time, which was to protect Jiang Ci’s safety in Switzerland.
The corners of Jiang Ci's mouth twitched wildly. Protect, what can you protect?
But thinking about this trip to Switzerland, we will definitely be targeted by the Eagle Sauce Alliance, and there will probably be a gunfight this time.
Jiang Ci thought for a moment and asked, "Are you just the two of you?"
An Xin: “Yeah!”
Jiang Ci: "Damn, a bunch of old silver coins." Jiang Ci understood here, these two people were not going to protect him, they were clearly the ones who needed his protection.
One point is very obvious, and that is Jiang Yourong, because Jiang Yourong is Jiang Ci's wife. Damn, how could you let your own wife get hurt? Also, if Jiang Yourong was really injured, then Jiang Ci would be furious and would he slaughter the Eagle Sauce and Switzerland.
An Xin and Jiang Yourong didn't know why Jiang Ci was cursing.
Jiang Yourong was curious: "What's wrong? Jiang Ci?"
Jiang Ci shook his head: "Nothing, I just feel that I am still too naive."
Jiang Yourong was full of suspicion.
Jiang Ci asked directly: "By the way, my dear, I wonder if you can carry guns when you go to Switzerland to protect me this time?"
Jiang Yourong rolled his eyes at Jiang Ci speechlessly and said, "The Swiss said their city will be very safe and absolutely nothing will happen."
Jiang Ci nodded, indicating that he understood.
An Xin: "But you should also know that Eagle Sauce has dug a big hole for you in Switzerland, why did you jump into it?"
Jiang Ci chuckled: "Sister Xin, if I didn't jump in, how could Eagle Sauce be slapped in the face by me!"
He continued: "It can let the whole world see the true face of the Eagle Sauce. It will stop those Western journalists from talking nonsense all day long."
An Xin: "But your safety?"
Jiang Ci waved his hand and shook his head: "Don't worry about my safety. If you don't believe me, you can ask my wife."
Jiang Yourong nodded to An Xin: "You also know about the incident in Shanghai where the mall was held hostage by mercenaries. He wiped out an entire mercenary team by himself."
Jiang Ci changed the subject: "By the way, this jade talisman is for Sister Xin. Sister Xin, you must wear it close to your body as compensation for my previous rudeness to you."
After saying this, An Xin's face instantly turned red. Thinking of the scene where Jiang Ci pressed her on the sofa and she couldn't move, she looked at Jiang Yourong. She didn't realize that Jiang Ci and his wife were playing pretty wild.
Jiang Yourong took the jade talisman handed over by Jiang Ci and put it around An Xin's neck.
Although she didn't know what this thing was, she knew that Jiang Ci would not do anything useless.
Then Jiang Yourong smiled and told Jiang Ci about their next itinerary. Mainly, they would take a special plane to Switzerland tomorrow. Jiang Yourong and An Xin were only Jiang Ci's assistants on the surface.
But Jiang Ci knew that the Rabbit Country would definitely send someone to protect him secretly. Or to provide support.
Soon, the three of them had almost finished chatting, and Jiang Yourong arranged for An Xin to stay in the guest room tonight. She and Jiang Ci hadn't seen each other for a long time, so naturally she missed him very much.
That night, Jiang Yourong's singing voice came from the crack of the door, almost causing An Xindao in the next room to collapse.
The main reason was that the voice was too annoying. Not only that, but it lasted for a long time. An Xin couldn't understand why Jiang Yourong's throat wouldn't hurt after singing all night.
It wasn't until the next morning when she woke up, washed up, and saw Jiang Yourong replenishing water next to the water dispenser on the sofa in the living room. She couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "You two had a really fierce fight last night."
Jiang Yourong felt embarrassed. After all, she was the one who had the most say in whether someone was powerful or not.
A blush appeared on her cheeks. She looked at An Xin and whispered, "Sister Xin, I begged him for a long time before he let me go."
An Xin waved her hand: "Okay, stop saying these mean words."
She then said seriously, "We are leaving for Switzerland today. Are you two ready?"
Jiang Yourong smiled and nodded: "He said he would go and help us prepare some weapons for self-defense."
Soon, Jiang Ci appeared at the door of the Jiang family villa. In his arms, he was seen holding two very cute kittens. But don't be fooled by the illusion you see.
This is the bionic fighting robot cat that Jiang Ci made for Jiang Yourong. It is definitely a black technology. There is not only a bionic robot cat, but also a bionic robot pigeon.
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Just as Jiang Ci, Jiang Yourong, An Xin and others boarded the plane to Switzerland,
The FBI's intelligence chief was shocked when he learned that Jiang Ci was only accompanied by his two female assistants.
This time, the Eagle Sauce was prepared to extradite Jiang Ci to the Eagle Sauce on the grounds that he posed a threat to the public safety of the Eagle Sauce. Once in the Eagle Sauce, it would be up to the Eagle Sauce to decide what Jiang Ci should do.
FBI Deputy Director Jacky, who was in the Swiss Defense Minister's office, was drinking coffee with a smile on his face. Then he thought about the stupid guys in Rabbit Country and shook his head in disdain.
"How could those fools in the Rabbit Country set their sights on some civilian researchers? Only in our great Eagle Sauce can such researchers receive considerable attention." Jacky was very proud. He didn't expect that the Rabbit Country really didn't care about the civilian researchers in its own country at all.
This is not surprising. Most of the scientific researchers who go to the United States to study choose to stay in the United States on their own initiative.
The Swiss Defense Minister looked at Jackisi sitting in his seat without any displeasure. Instead, he asked, "Minister Jackisi, when should we extradite Jiang Ci?"
Jiang Ci hasn't even arrived in Switzerland yet, but he's going to be extradited. If Jiang Ci knew about this, he would definitely bomb the Swiss Ministry of Defense.
"Raul Luis, don't panic about this. We have to find a better excuse first. We can't give the Rabbit Country an excuse to make trouble. Although I think the Rabbit Country dare not make trouble, we still have to plan it in detail." Jacky shook the cigar in his hand.
Raul was determined to carry out the president's instructions, which was to join NATO at all costs.
Minister Lauer? "Minister Jackey, if Switzerland successfully extradited Jiang Ci for you, then we can successfully join NATO?"
Jacky nodded with a smile: "Raul, don't worry, if this matter is settled, President Te Deng will personally negotiate with Turkey."
Raul spoke up at this time: "Jacob, I think we can actually make Jiang Ci into a terrorist. His appearance directly brought disaster to our Switzerland. Then you Eagles can directly extradite him to Eagles for war crimes."
Raul is crazy for Switzerland to join NATO.
Jackey was shocked by Raul's words. After all, if Jiang Ci was really defined as a terrorist, there would definitely have to be some terrorist incident.
Raul seemed to see through Jacksey's doubts: "Minister Jacksey, don't worry. Jiang Ci will definitely not leave after the Nobel Prize. And before the Nobel Prize is awarded, I will prove that Jiang Ci is a terrorist."
Jacky exhaled a puff of smoke lightly: "Good, very good, Raul, I believe that Switzerland will be able to join NATO soon."
Raul smiled: "As long as we can join NATO, our president will give me great authority. After all, we are going to sacrifice a vice president this time."
Even Jackey was a little dazed and asked, "The terrorist attack you are preparing will not be the Vice President's home, right?"
Raul smiled: "Yes, so we must label Jiang Ci as a terrorist. Only in this way can we legitimately detain Jiang Ci and extradite him to the Eagle Sauce, and at the same time remove a thorn in the president's side!" Jacky laughed: "Very good, Raul, happy cooperation."
Then the two of them discussed secretly in the office for a long time, and even discussed some future developments after Switzerland joined NATO.
There was just one thing that the two men didn’t know, and that was that at that moment, mobile phone users in Switzerland and around the world received a live broadcast push. The conversation between the two men, as well as their shameless faces, directly became a global hot search.
People who knew these two guys frantically called each other to try to contact them, but the calls were never connected.
It was not until the Vice President of Switzerland called Raul personally and said, "Well, Raul, I never thought that I would become your victim!" He worked diligently for the entire Switzerland, but he did not expect that he would become the victim of Switzerland's joining the crappy NATO.
Raul didn't expect the vice president to know this. He almost blurted out, "Shet, how did you know this?"
The Vice President sneered: "Not only do I know this, but now everyone in the world is watching you and Jacky's live broadcast. You should think about how to explain this to the parliament."
Raul was sweating coldly: "Wat, what live broadcast?"
Then the Vice President snorted, "Enjoy the rest of your time!"
Only then did Raul refute with a cold sweat: "I am not wrong."
The vice president hung up the phone immediately at this time, and then arranged to take the initiative to control the Swiss president. He wanted to launch a coup. After all, the other party was ready to use his life as a bargaining chip for Switzerland to join NATO.
If he doesn't resist, is he just waiting to die?
Raul and the FBI deputy director discussed the extradition of Jiang Ci in the office, which made the whole world stare wide-eyed. They couldn't believe that the American they admired so much turned out to be such a despicable person.
And the Swiss Defense Minister, Raul, has completely lost his reputation in order to join NATO.
Of course, many super-rich people who have deposits in Swiss banks have begun to prepare to withdraw their money.
The reason why they deposit their money in Swiss banks is because it is a neutral country. Now, you want to join NATO, then go ahead and join, and I will take the money and leave.
In the Presidential Palace of the United States of America, when Te Deng saw this live broadcast, the corners of his mouth twitched. To be honest, he had never seen such a stupid deputy minister of intelligence as Jackey.
However, Jiang Ci is really too important. If it weren't for the fact that Jiang Ci's super-god basalt solid-state battery could lead to the elimination of companies like Tesla and Apple, they would not have come up with the idea of extraditing Jiang Ci from Switzerland.
It's a pity that the conversation between Raul and Jackey was broadcast live on the Internet by someone and has become known to everyone in the world.
If he continued to attack Jiang Ci at this time, it would indirectly prove that this live conversation was real.
Of course, the American president didn't know that the culprit, Jiang Ci, was still resting with his eyes closed on the plane, with a sly smile on his lips.
When he learned from Jiang Yourong that their Qingluan Special Operations Team would almost always appear in Switzerland to protect his safety, Jiang Ci decided to be gentler to prevent anyone from getting hurt. After all, he was soft-hearted and couldn't bear to see anyone getting hurt for him.
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When all the conversations between Raul and the deputy director of the CIA and FBI were broadcast live around the world, all netizens around the world saw a huge gossip.
What they didn't expect was that the Swiss president was involved in this matter. This was too disgusting.
A netizen from the Russian Federation said: "Oh my god, who hacked the camera? In this case, Raul will definitely not carry out terrorist attacks again, right?"
Swiss netizens: "We don't know whether there will be a terrorist attack, but we know that the idiot president should step down."
A netizen from Rabbit Country said: "Master Jiang Ci, this Nobel Prize has such a big pitfall. By the way, Eagle Sauce, this is too shameless. Is this something a human can do? It doesn't seem right. The Eagle Sauce's iconic buildings, the Twin Towers, the Korean Park family and the Navy SEALs, and the Delta Special Operations Force, plus Sakura's sacred toilet, these three terrorist attack sites are very suitable for Eagle Sauce's characteristics."
Korean netizens: "Shit, the above, you stole our Korean Mid-Autumn Festival. Shameless."
Sakura Country Netizen: "Baga, even though I hate rabbits, this time what the rabbit said makes sense."
A Malaysian netizen said: "Can I raise my hand and tell us something? We now suspect that the murder of 20 senior executives of Elsa Pharmaceutical Group was entirely planned by the Eagle Sauce."
Philippines netizen: "Fuck, is this true? Then we should stay away from those bastards of Eagle Sauce."
Netizen from the US: "Fuck, fuck, is this FBI guy a pig?"
Netizen from Baixiang Country: "That's it, and they still call themselves the world's number one military power. I'm afraid not all of it was stolen. Shameless. Trash Eagle sauce."
Danlang country netizen: "Hahahahaha, so funny."
Northern Dynasty netizens: "Eagle sauce is really rubbish."
This live broadcast allowed billions of people around the world to see the shameless faces of the United States and Switzerland.
While the live broadcast was still going on, some people in Switzerland had already started preparing for a parade. After all, if the live broadcast footage was real, there would most likely be a huge conflict with the Rabbit Country. At that time, Jiang Ci would definitely not provide Super God Xuanwu solid-state batteries like some Swiss companies, so what would they do?
Haven’t you noticed that recently, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Ford, Hyundai, Toyota, and other car companies are all looking as sad as if their father had died?
These allies of the Eagle Sauce have been implicated by the Eagle Sauce. These car companies, mobile phone companies, and many companies that need energy are simply dying. Why should we restrict others' development? Don't you know that there is an old saying among rabbits: As long as you can't kill me, one day I will grow to the point that you are most afraid of.
After receiving the call from the vice president, Raul and Jackey quickly took out their mobile phones. When they saw the live broadcast, they were shocked. Soon, they found a miniature camera based on the angle of the video.
Jackey had a look of astonishment on his face. Not only had all their plans been shattered, but the conspiracy was broadcast live to the whole world. He looked at Raul as if he was an idiot.
Raul's eyes were dull, and then he looked up at Jacky with difficulty. He could already foresee that his situation was definitely difficult at the moment. The vice president would definitely not let him go, mainly because the vice president had military power.
And because it was broadcast live, even if the president knew about it, he would abandon him and save his own life.
Jacky gnashed his teeth and said, "Raul, are you sick? Why are you installing a miniature camera in your own office? The kind that can broadcast live to the entire Internet."
Raul also gritted his teeth and said, "I really wasn't pretending to do this. I don't know what that bastard did. He was so perverted that he secretly took a photo of me."
Jackey dismantled the miniature camera.
Then he looked at his phone. After the screen of the live broadcast room went black, Jackey turned off the phone with satisfaction.
He said to Raul coldly: "Tell me, this matter is now known to the whole world, what should we do now?"
Raul also knew: "It will definitely not work according to the previous idea. But we can do this. Arrange a few girls for Jiang Ci, and then sue Jiang Ci for violating them. This will not only ruin Jiang Ci's reputation, but also give him an excuse to be extradited to the Eagle Sauce."
Jacky nodded in satisfaction.
Jacky thought that without the camera, the live broadcast would be over. However, he didn't know that there was a micro-eavesdropping device in the room, and the conversation between the two was directly heard by netizens around the world.
Netizens exclaimed: "Wow, this is really a good thing. Now Switzerland's influence in the world will be greatly reduced."
Icelandic netizens: "Haha, whoever travels to Switzerland in the future will be a fool. Because if you are not careful, the girls will sue you for assault. It's outrageous."
Swiss netizens were very angry. The price of their anger was that they went directly to the gate of the presidential palace like the people in the United States and cursed the president wantonly. Some people even ran to the bottom of the National Defense Building and cursed loudly.
Of course, there are also many people who want to take advantage of the situation and stir up some trouble, and they just find this as an excuse to vent.
When Jackey's phone rang, the person on the phone scolded him as if he were an idiot and told Jackey that there might be a tiny eavesdropping device in the room.
Of course Jackey knew what a bug was. After all, intelligence agencies needed it. But Jackey didn't expect that this was the office of the Swiss Minister of Defense. Why would they have to infiltrate it so ruthlessly?
The Eagle Sauce felt like it had eaten a fly at this moment. It can now be concluded that as long as Jiang Ci made the slightest mistake in Switzerland, then this matter was definitely a conspiracy between the Eagle Sauce and Switzerland.
The feeling of yellow mud dripping down their crotches made Raul and Jackey want to die.
Soon, the door of the minister's office was knocked open by a group of people with guns. When the muzzle of the gun pointed at Raul's head, Raul looked at the people in disbelief. He exclaimed, "Mr. President, why?"
The president said coldly: "You are too stupid, of course, it's also because you leaked too much. So you can go." After that, he glanced at Jackey coldly: "Hello, terrorist from Eagle Sauce, how do you want me to deal with you!"
Jacky sneered: "Haha, do you think you have won as the president?"
The president said disdainfully: "Otherwise, do you think you are the only one who can make a splash?"
Jacky smiled and said, "Someone just called me and told me about some of the situations in the office. For example, although you can't be seen in the live broadcast room right now, the sound of our conversation is also being broadcast live around the world."
As soon as Jackey finished speaking, there was a gunshot, and Jackey was shot in the head, which immediately exploded like a watermelon, with red and white objects splattering everywhere.
The president was stunned. He was also caught up in the situation because Jackey shot himself. However, if this situation were to be spread out, outsiders would definitely not believe it.
(End of this chapter)
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