The unscrupulous detective in Conan

Chapter 1270 Accidental Kick? It deserves a good kick!
Before Fujino and Sonoko could recover, Ran couldn't hold back any longer and tore off her mask.

With a "Ha!" she unleashed a karate absorption move, launching a powerful flying kick at the black man sitting opposite Eri.

"Clap!"

Fujino reacted quickly, stepping forward and using his forearm to block Ran's flying kick, immediately feeling a sharp pain in his arm.

Xiao Lan, enraged, indeed possessed extraordinary fighting prowess.

Fujino gently released the pressure, lifting her long legs upwards to maintain a position where one leg was raised high and the other was on the ground.

"Senior?" Ran looked at Fujino with a completely bewildered expression.

"Xiao Lan, you're being too impulsive."

Fujino gently lifted Ran's long legs a little higher, and, meeting Ran's questioning gaze, continued:
"If you kick him, he'll die instantly."

As he spoke, he began to explain legal knowledge to Xiaolan: "If you cripple him, it's at most intentional injury, but murder is intentional homicide, and the sentences are different."

"Seriously injured persons face a minimum of three years and a maximum of fifteen years, while murder can result in thirteen years to life imprisonment. Don't you understand that?"

"It's not worth going in for such a trivial matter."

As Fujino spoke, he lowered Ran's leg: "Besides, why did you take off your mask?"

As he spoke, his expression became slightly pained and indignant: "You got kicked to death, and with the mask on, no one would know it was you. But if you took off the mask, everyone would have witnessed it!"

"Aren't you confused?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Xiaolan put her legs on the ground and lowered her head. "I understand, Fujino-senpai. I promise I won't take off my mask next time."

"Well, children can be taught."

“Next time you encounter this situation, you should just kick him. After kicking him, run to a secluded place and take off your disguise.” Fujino continued to explain his practical case. “If you can resist the urge to fight on the spot, then investigate him, figure out his way home, and then sneak up to him in the dark at night and stab him in the chest. With the level of surveillance in Japan, they won’t be able to find you even if they want to.”

"The best approach is to stab him in the chest from both sides, ensuring his certain death is the only true method."

Black Uncle: "..."

No, is that the key question?
The real issue is, can't you just kick me to death?!

So what you're worried about is her going in after her mask is taken off!
And how did you end up teaching murder techniques?
As the black man looked at Ran, who had almost kicked him, and Fujino, who had blocked the way, a long string of complaints immediately flashed through his mind.

"Xiaolan?"

Eri Kisaki's voice, tinged with a hint of surprise, came through.

Xiao Lan looked over and immediately became resentful: "Mom, what are you doing?"

"How can you……"

"Even if it is, you can't choose someone like that!"

"...?"

Eri looked at her silly girl, a series of question marks silently floating above her head, "What on earth are you talking about?"

"Didn't he say it was all a dream or something?!" Xiaolan's face and tone were extremely resentful. "And he said I was trembling all over, and that it wasn't..."

Fei Yingli: "..."

Calling my daughter silly is really going too far.

I'm not only silly, I'm also really dull.

After a moment of helplessness, she explained, "I was talking about Goro!"

"Goro?"

Xiao Lan looked completely bewildered.

Goro is Eri Kisaki's British Shorthair cat.

Eri Kisaki continued, squinting, "Goro started convulsing all over his body the night before last, and the convulsions lasted for a long time."

“It never happened when I had cats before, so I’m a little worried that it might have some kind of illness.”

"Then, I went to find this Mr. Hubu to discuss what exactly happened."

"I came here today specifically to ask him about this."

As she spoke, she looked at Xiaolan, a hint of speechlessness in her eyes: "So, Xiaolan, what exactly do you think?"

"No...nothing..."

Xiaolan immediately felt embarrassed: "But, that dream and all that."

At this point, the black man from the Ministry of Revenue calmed down and adopted a professional demeanor:

"I'm talking about spasms and convulsions. Cats dream too, so when they dream, they have nerve reflexes, just like people talk in their sleep or sleepwalk."

As she spoke, she looked at Eri Kisaki: "So, Goro doesn't have any problems at all."

"That's it..."

Eri Kisaki seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

Xiaolan then remembered something and continued, "But Mom, you're really going too far! You actually threw the ring in the trash can and stuff."

"garbage can?"

"It's the vase I wanted to use for arranging flowers that day!"

“That’s Goro’s toy box…”

Eri Kisaki said, somewhat speechlessly, "Goro often plays with paper balls and then puts them in that vase or something."

"I thought I had lost the ring somewhere, but I didn't expect Goro to have taken it into the toy box."

As she spoke, she suddenly thought of something else: "Come to think of it, it seems that it also put Mr. Hubu's photo in there."

"what……"

Xiao Lan breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this: "I thought you had thrown me in there."

"That's it..."

Eri glanced at Ran: "So, when you saw me throw away my ring and then come on a date with a man, you assumed I had a new love interest, right?"

"Well... well."

Xiaolan looked embarrassed, thinking: Isn't this how it is?
Don't you two have any idea what your current situation is like?
Eri Kisaki glanced at it again: "And they even brought a detective with them."

"hey-hey……"

Fujino gave an awkward laugh upon hearing this.

"And I!"

At this moment, Sonoko jumped out, tore off her mask, revealing her large forehead exposed to the air, as well as her slightly high hairline.

Fei Yingli: "..."

Why does this sound like something good?

Eri rubbed her temples: "So, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I have no interest in finding someone new. I'm too busy dealing with cases to handle anything."

"However, Attorney Fei, your relationship with Mr. Hubu seems to be quite good."

At this moment, Fujino suddenly spoke up, his eyes narrowing slightly. Hearing Eri bring up the photos and the photos Ran had shown earlier, he smiled and said, "Taking photos together while holding a pet, they seem like very good friends. Although it could also be because I don't really like taking pictures."

Eri Kisaki paused for a moment, then explained, "This was taken when I took Goro to see the doctor. There was a promotional event at the shop at the time, so I took a picture and hung it on the clinic wall. Mr. Tobe also brought me a picture."

"Oh."

Fujino responded with a nod, then turned to Ran and said, "Alright, Ran, the misunderstanding has been cleared up. Let's go!" "Oh..."

Ran responded and followed Fujino away, with Sonoko following behind.

After leaving the coffee shop, Fujino took out a pair of earphones, put them on, and then got into his car.

"Senior, it seems this was truly a misunderstanding..."

After getting on the bus, Xiaolan sat in the back seat and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

Sonoko, standing nearby, looked on with amusement: "Oh, Ran, you're overthinking it. I already said it was a misunderstanding!"

Well, not necessarily.

Fujino suddenly spoke up at this moment, his voice a little cold: "Don't you guys notice that Attorney Kisaki's clothes are a bit strange today?"

"eccentric?"

"Yes!"

Xiaolan suddenly remembered, her voice filled with surprise: "That black dress with a slit up to her chest, it looked so sexy!"

"My mom never dresses like this normally!"

"Huh??!?!"

Sonoko was completely stunned by this counterattack, wondering, "Could it be that...could it be that everything I said just now was a lie?"

Then she shouted, "The real meaning is actually those meanings!"

"It's hard to say. Although Attorney Fei isn't very interesting, well..."

Fujino unplugged his headphones, took out a cable, and connected it to the car's cash register. Then, the voices of Eri Kisaki and the Mr. Tobe from earlier could be heard inside the car:

"Really..."

Eri watched Ran leave and complained.

Sitting opposite, the Minister of Revenue watched the group leave, then smiled slightly at Eri Kisaki:
"It's really a pity..."

"To be honest, I'm really looking forward to it."

"Are you really going to find someone new...?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Eri Kisaki's black dress with interest: "You don't usually wear dresses with such low necklines. I thought you were using the cat as an excuse to come find me."

"To comfort me, a man heartbroken after just separating from my wife last year."

"what?"

"ah?!!!"

For a moment, the atmosphere inside the car fell silent.

Fujino's perception of the black man's character became more stable in his mind, and his expression gradually darkened.

He still remembered that Kogoro Mouri and Eri Kisaki were still a legally married couple.

Whether they have a real marital relationship or not is none of your business; at least legally, they are not divorced.

You want to take over already?

I think that even though you and Eri are fine now, you'll definitely want something to happen in the future, right?
Sure enough, that group photo is definitely correct.

He deserves to get divorced, for seducing someone's wife who isn't divorced yet. Why don't you get kicked by a dump truck?
As expected of a Black man, Tom Cat is bound to rise to fame with this kind of storyline.

I was right about him!

First, he would make jokes and tease her, then he would throw out a pretext and then play the role of a pitiful black uncle or something, and then try to attract married women, which is a classic example of a nurse's behavior.

Damn, it's exactly the same as some of the unspeakable plots in TM!
Sure enough, all of Ni Ge's attempts to get close to other men's wives or girlfriends deserve to die!
"How could this guy do this!"

Xiaolan's anger, which had just subsided, surged up again. Although her voice was usually soft, it inevitably became irritable when it came to this: "This despicable guy is trying to seduce my mother!"

"As expected, this guy is a sleazy bastard!"

Sonoko was also indignant and said fiercely, "Words like that are just seducing Aunt Fei. I've heard them countless times!"

"This guy is definitely trying to seduce Aunt Fei!"

"That's right!"

Xiaolan gritted her teeth, "My mom and dad aren't even divorced yet, they're just separated, yet he dares to seduce her! This guy is definitely trying to make her cheat on me!"

"...?"

Fujino was a little curious about where Sonoko had heard it, but after thinking about it, he figured it must have been those scumbags.

Well, all I can say is that the art of being a scumbag is the same.

Thinking about it carefully, this black man is really professional.

Fujino felt uncomfortable whenever he thought about certain strange plots.

Then, he looked at Xiaolan, who was already furious, and asked in a low voice:

"Xiaolan, shall we do it?"

"Okay, let's do it!" Xiaolan took a deep breath and nodded. "I should have kicked him just now!"

“I really shouldn’t have stopped you. I’ll help you this time,” Fujino said in a deep voice. “I’ll drive, you do the dirty work and give this guy a good kick.”

Hearing that Fujino and Ran were already planning to take action, Sonoko felt that she should also do something, and then said, "Then...then I'll be in charge of keeping watch!"

"OK!"

Fujino tapped the steering wheel, then said in a deep voice, "In that case, it's decided. I'll be in charge of driving, planning, and keeping watch. Ran, you'll be in charge of the operation, and Sonoko, you'll keep watch. The operation will officially begin tonight."

“行动计划为：狩猎破坏人家婚姻的黑叔叔·正义制裁的纯爱战神行动·将勾引别人老婆的家伙给暴揍一顿·让黑叔叔清楚一下纯爱战神的战斗力。”

"The codename is simply 'Black Hunter'."

Just as everyone was planning their nighttime operation, another sound came from the car radio:
"You've misunderstood... This is to commemorate our first date."

Eri looked a little embarrassed. "Actually, I was planning to ask him out for dinner, maybe that way we could make up or something..."

"I see..." The Ministry of Revenue was also a little embarrassed.

After all, things between men and women should logically be as he imagines.

He thought he could finally get together with Attorney Fei today.

I didn't expect it to be a misunderstanding...

She retorted speechlessly, "Then why don't you just go and make up with him?"

"But after thinking about why I would take the initiative to ask him out, and why he doesn't take the initiative to contact me, I didn't call him."

"However, that guy hasn't tried to come looking for me these past two days. He probably forgot about me and is probably off drinking somewhere right now."

"Oh, I see. You've really put a lot of effort into your husband. I'm so envious..."

"Mom, so that's what you were thinking!"

Hearing what was being said, Xiaolan's angry expression suddenly vanished, replaced by a cheerful one: "Hmm, that's very much in line with Mom's style."

"Yeah, yeah."

Sonoko chimed in, "After all, they're both tsundere types."

At this point, Fujino couldn't help but ask, "So... what we're saying is, are we still hunting black?"

(End of this chapter)