The unscrupulous detective in Conan

Chapter 1361 Button Flies to Face, Gray Cat's Gone Wrong...

"what?"

Hattori Heiji was a little stunned by the sudden scolding.

What did I do to you? Why are you suddenly swearing at me?
For a moment, he couldn't help but complain, "Hey, what do you mean by that?"

"What do you mean I'm stupid? Explain yourself!"

Conan glanced at him speechlessly: "If the girl I saw earlier was Hondo Eisuke, then that means he was dressed as a woman. That kid is very shy, how could he possibly say that he dressed up as a girl and sneaked into the hospital to find his sister?"

Heiji Hattori frowned: "It can't be that bad, can it? We've already been recognized, there's no point in pretending anymore..."

Conan retorted speechlessly, "His operation this time was directed by Fujino. Don't you know what kind of person Fujino is?"

"When Xiaolan and I found out last time, Fujino gave him a good scolding. Judging from his current reaction, I guess that kid has been disciplined by Fujino now."

"That's okay..."

Heiji Hattori thought for a moment and then felt that there was nothing to worry about.

If I could study with Fujino...

Yeah, I bet they'd rather die than admit it.

Conan thought for a moment and then said, "So, it's troublesome. We need to find a way to turn that kid Hondo Eisuke away from Fujino and make him one of us so that he can lie to Fujino."

"what?"

Hattori Heiji was speechless for a moment: "Are you stupid?"

"Let him act with Fujino?"

"Although I don't know that kid, I do know Fujino, don't I?"

"What were you thinking, sending that brat to lie to Fujino?"

As he spoke, he tapped Conan on the head: "Did your IQ drop when you turned back into Conan?"

Conan: "..."

He slapped his best friend's hand away, then said calmly, "The lie I'm talking about isn't a normal lie!"

"I advise you not to try any tricks like this. You can't hide it from Fujino."

"So, let me finish what I have to say!"

…………

Meanwhile, Fujino is taking action.

He went out with Koyo early in the morning. Their plan was to stroll around the streets of Tokyo, have some morning snacks, and buy some clothes.

That's just how dating is.

Where is there anything too amazing?
It's nothing more than living a plain and ordinary life.

However, for two people living a mundane life, this seemingly boring thing becomes interesting precisely because they are doing it together.

No, to be precise, there are three.

Upon learning that Fujino was going out with Momiji, Ai Haibara immediately chose to go with him.

She was even prepared to act cute and like a little girl.

Fortunately, both Fujino and Momiji are the kind of people who take things in stride.

It's perfectly fine to bring a little sister along when going out on dates or anything like that.

Ai Haibara was still annoyed with Momiji, but the thought of this wicked woman bringing Fujino along forced her to put aside her displeasure.

She was very clear that she was in a disadvantageous position. If they went out together, she would only be able to watch that hateful woman flirt with her husband Fujino, and then feel a chill run down her spine.

But I can't just ignore it!

How can things possibly go well when these two go out together?
Fujino wasn't worried...

But she couldn't help but worry about this young lady from Kyoto.

What if, without careful attention, Fujino takes him to a hotel and undresses him?

If we don't keep a close eye on things, what if this wicked woman gets her hands on him?
That would be even worse!
The men's clothing section of a large shopping mall in Tokyo.

Shopping at clothing stores is basically an essential activity when going out shopping.

However, compared to other people's dates where they go shopping for women's clothing, the combination of Fujino and his two companions is rather unusual.

They were browsing men's clothing.

"This one is nice..."

"This one looks good too."

"Okay, take them all."

"Try this outfit on too!"

In the men's clothing section, Hongye picked and chose, then handed a few pieces of clothing to Fujino to change into, looking quite happy and enjoying herself immensely.

It's almost like playing Shining Nikki.

This seemed a bit out of place in the otherwise empty menswear section, which was mostly frequented by families of three or single men.

It's quite unconventional and quite unexpected.

Normally, when people go out to play, they usually buy clothes for the girls.

Of course, I should pay for the girls' things too...

Otherwise, a strange, inexplicable sense of normalcy and worldliness will arise.

However, Momiji pulled a surprise move, offering to buy clothes for Fujino and even giving him money, showering him with gold coins.

All I can say is that Hongye is truly different from other girls.

This is what a generous and wealthy woman is like.

They almost never consider the price, only whether it looks good or not.

At the same time, they won't pretend to be the weaker party and ruthlessly plunder your gold coins.

Compared to those who steal other people's gold coins, she clearly prefers to steal gold coins for others.

What does "rich woman" mean?
That's what you call a rich woman!
Moreover, she's a young, wealthy woman...

This has made a lot of single guys extremely envious.

If it weren't for Fujino's muscular physique, enough to easily crush them with a single punch, they would probably have been so jealous they would have started shouting "Sage Mode" long ago.

"..."

Ai Haibara was naturally indignant at the sight, but after looking at the price tags on the clothes and then at her own wallet, tears welled up in her eyes.

I reckon that even if I gave away all the little money I've saved, it wouldn't be enough to buy someone a single outfit.

sad……

That despicable, wicked capitalist woman!
No, it's the evil old forces of feudal aristocratic families!

There's not much to say about the men's clothing section.

Because Fujino's looks, physique and temperament are so outstanding, he looks like a male god no matter what he wears (just like Daniel Wu and others in front of the screen).

After browsing the men's clothing section, it was time to move on to the women's clothing section.

Fujino carried a large pile of things, and this time he planned to pay for them himself.

It can only be said that everyone is interconnected.

If you buy me clothes, of course I'll buy you some too...

So, the group headed straight for the women's clothing section.

However, something a little awkward happened.

Momiji can't wear almost any of the normal sizes; she really can't wear them.

Hongye, actually, isn't a very big person.

Although she is slightly chubby, her figure is just right; she is not the kind of huge, massive tank.

However, the design is not suitable.

Her figure is absolutely outrageous.

The kind that pops out when you put on the buttons.

Of course, this isn't a metaphor. Because in the dressing room, Ai Haibara, who wanted to see Momiji's figure, actually had her face popped off by a button that suddenly popped out after Momiji changed her clothes.

Kureha was naturally very concerned about Ai, and she became anxious: "Are you alright, Ai? Does it hurt a lot? I didn't mean to..."

"..." Haibara Ai fell silent upon hearing this, unable to utter a word. Compared to intentional remarks, this unintentional one was even more hurtful, to the point that it almost brought her to tears, and her eyes dimmed.

This left Hongye somewhat at a loss.

However, what Kureha didn't know was that compared to the slight pain on her face for a moment, the pain in Ai Haibara's heart was the real pain.

In the past, she always thought that once she turned back, she would definitely be able to give this hateful and wicked woman a run for her money.

But now...

Forget it, even if I've been showing off my papaya since I was little, I still can't compare to others.

So, what exactly did she eat to grow up like this?
After this incident, Hongye decided to make it up to Xiao Ai.

Then, I took her to the children's clothing section.

Haibara Ai:"……"

No, you did this on purpose, didn't you?
However, although……

Okay, so you can only wear children's clothes.

Ai Haibara's already somewhat dead heart suddenly died again.

Although it's children's clothing, some high-end luxury brands do have children's clothing lines, such as Fusahui or Chanel.

These clothes appear more mature compared to those childish children's clothes.

The gray cat is very upset.

But the thought that I could also get that wicked woman's gold coins made me feel better.

Then, we just walked into a store.

The woman, dressed in a professional suit and looking like a high-end shop assistant, glanced at Fujino, then at Ooka Momiji, and finally at the adorable Ai Haibara.

Finally, a sentence was added:
"This little girl is so cute!"

Is she your daughter?

"..."

Hongye was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to say anything. Instead, a subtle smile appeared on her face, giving her a wifely air.

Fujino paused for a moment, unsure of what to say.

Ai Haibara's face fell, as if her little skirt had transformed into one of those iron coffins used for ancient executions of virgins.

It's covered in thorns...

The gray cat is very upset; the gray cat wants to cry.

The gray cat's eyes had completely lost their light.

The gray cat is broken...

sad.

Faced with this awkward situation, the waitress, who was always adept at judging people, clearly understood what was going on and immediately gave an awkward laugh:
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, but the three of you all look..."

"..."

The already dead gray cat, like a walking corpse, left the children's clothing section after thoroughly plundering the little rich girl's gold coins.

However, although the person has left, it seems that their soul has remained forever in the children's clothing section.

She was happy to be treated as Fujino's daughter or younger sister.

After all, Fujino belongs to her family.

But then there's a bad woman...

hateful!

Does it really look like it?!
Ai Haibara narrowed her eyes and glanced at Fujino.

Hmm, black hair, black eyes, gentle and kind features, very handsome.

As for that wicked woman...

Although I hate to say it, it really is quite beautiful.

Her short, dark golden hair was slightly wavy, and she had slender, willow-leaf eyebrows, along with soft, alluring eyes that seemed almost foxy, and an adorable face...

You can tell at a glance that he is of mixed race.

As for myself, I am also of mixed race.

Brown short hair, and this face...

Ai Haibara thought about it carefully and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

hateful!

Why does it really feel like a family of three?
What an awful sense of déjà vu!
I don't want things like this that are so inexplicable!

…………

After leaving the shopping mall, the group of people each had their own reactions.

Fujino followed silently, like an old father, without expressing his opinion or showing any emotional reaction.

Momiji became even more considerate towards Ai, buying her clothes and snacks, and feeding her juice and candy, taking care of her like a mother, almost to the point of smiling and dotingly holding her in her arms.

Ai Haibara looked dead fish-like, feeling very uncomfortable.

Her strong Dao heart almost collapsed.

You wicked woman, don't treat me like this!
Did you misunderstand something because of the strange thing the shop assistant said?

Damn bad woman!

I'm the mommy!
Fujino felt rather helpless about this, and could only say that it seemed he really couldn't get involved in such matters.

Women's matters are a little scary...

Gray Cat and Fujino each had their own thoughts.

Ooka Momiji had a smile on her face and seemed to be in a good mood.

Just then, she suddenly noticed something, pointed to the roadside, and exclaimed to Fujino, "Look, that person!"

"Who is it?" Fujino looked over in confusion, and then saw a man with a double chin and a middle parting, whose style seemed out of place with his face, walk into a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

Hongye rested her index finger on her chin, thought for a moment, and recalled, "I remember that person was a famous food critic. The restaurants he recommended all seemed to be pretty good."

Fujino was surprised to hear this: "You watch this kind of stuff?"

Well, I never expected that this rich girl, Hongye, would actually be interested in restaurants frequented by ordinary people.

In his memory, he remembered that the places that this rich girl, Hongye, went to were all places of great wealth and status.

conveyor belt sushi?

What kind of low-class substitutes are these struggling cattle and horses who can't afford expensive sushi and can only go to small hole-in-the-wall restaurants and roadside stalls to experience high-end cuisine?
Hongye felt a little wronged about this.

Although we usually eat at high-end restaurants, that doesn't stop us from eating at ordinary restaurants, right?

Besides, they did a lot of research and planning to travel with you.

Especially these kinds of ordinary shops.

“In that case, let’s go in and take a look.” Ai Haibara suddenly crossed her arms and said, “Since he’s a famous food critic, the restaurant he goes to must be one with excellent food. Even if it’s not good, it shouldn’t be too bad.”

As she spoke, she glanced at Hongye beside her and said, "Isn't that right, Miss?"

Hongye nodded in agreement: "I'm a little hungry too."

Ai Haibara: ? Doesn't this young lady mind?
To Ai's surprise, after thinking for a moment, Momiji said with a hint of curiosity, "Speaking of which, I've never eaten conveyor belt sushi before!"

As she spoke, she smiled slightly at Fujino from the side, "It's a perfect opportunity to experience our first time together..."

Suddenly, she remembered something else: "And Ai's words really give off a feeling of a family of three."

Haibara Ai:"……"

Fujino: "..."

The words are not wrong, but they sound a bit like something out of a vulgar or offensive language.

(End of this chapter)