The unscrupulous detective in Conan

Chapter 1418 will definitely be seen as a pervert, right?
Fujino: "...?"

So what's the current situation?
Fujino looked at the shrewish older sister in front of him, who was pretending to be a little girl, and he was a little confused.

What do you mean by "going home with you to meet your mom"?
What do you mean by "big thing"?!
Sister, what kind of outrageous words are you saying!
Even though they're all in Japanese, why can't I understand a thing when they're put together?
Fujino's eyebrow twitched, his mind a little foggy: "Um, meeting your mom...is that appropriate?"

Upon hearing this, Sato continued rubbing his hands together, then reached out and gently placed his hand on the other person's hand: "Don't worry, although... what you did was a bit excessive, I can understand your intentions. Don't worry, I won't tell my mom about this. At worst, I'll just get scolded by her."

She paused, then continued, "However, seeing you like this, my mom would probably treat you like a goddess."

"..."

Fujino fell into a deathly silence. Only after taking a deep breath and regaining his composure did he frown and ask, "So, you mean that kind of meeting with elders?"

"Hmm, I need to think about getting married and having children..."

Sato continued rubbing her small hands, head down, her face flushed with the shyness of a little girl entering a new world, her cheeks as red as lanterns: "After all, for things like these, my mother definitely has more experience than the two of us; she's been there..."

Fujino: "..."

Children, elderly people, marriage, so what are you thinking about?

Fujino was completely dumbfounded at this point.

The last time he was so outrageously shocked was by that little girl, Hongye.

But, Sister Sato, you...

What happened to your shrew persona?
Why did you suddenly start spewing such vulgar and offensive language?
I don't understand, what exactly happened?

What this woman is saying is getting more and more outrageous.

What is a child?

No, ma'am, did you time travel?
Oh, you didn't travel from another timeline, did you?

He mentally grumbled for a moment, then tried to calm his chaotic thoughts. Suppressing his bewilderment, he took a deep breath until his lungs ached before exhaling.
"Well, I think I understand what you mean, but I still don't quite understand things about meeting the parents..."

"explain?"

"Ah, what do you mean by explaining this?"

Looking at Sato, who was also slightly dazed, Fujino was momentarily at a loss for how to continue the conversation.

You asked me, but I've been wanting to ask you the same thing...

How come you want to take me to meet your mom and get married right after I woke up?
While I can understand that you're a shrew, isn't this a bit too outrageous?

Fujino took another deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

Given the current situation, the other party is definitely up to something.

We need to calm down and try to get information out of them.

Fujino took another deep breath, forcing himself to calm down: "That's just to explain why we suddenly want to get married and meet each other's parents?"

"Of course we need to meet each other's parents and then get married..." Sato Miwako said matter-of-factly. "If you think it's too fast, you can take it slow. After all, you're still young."

As she spoke, her face grew increasingly red: "However, just like you said, I'm already approaching thirty. If I wait another two years, it will be too late."

"Besides, I just got through those days, and if you think about it, it's almost time. What if something goes wrong this time..."

"If I'm heavily pregnant, people will laugh at me."

"..."

Fujino fell silent; he truly fell silent.

He finally understood. Could it be that this woman thought he had done something shameful to her?

What were you thinking...?

Sister, how did you even come up with that connection?!
Big belly or something, don't go too far!

Have you ever seen a fruit or vegetable grow without ever being planted as a seed?!

Realizing that he and the other person were having a cross-channel conversation, Fujino was momentarily at a loss for words.

The main problem is that he never expected the other party to think so outrageously!
Such a radical change is something no normal person would expect!

Thinking of this, he sighed and looked at the shrewish older woman in front of him, unsure of what to say.

If I expose her, will she kill me?
But looking at her current adorable, dependent appearance, it probably isn't true...

Thinking this, he coughed lightly and said, "Um, big sister, it seems you've misunderstood something."

"Misunderstand?"

Upon hearing this, Sato Miwako's eyes widened in confusion.

Tilting her head, she pressed, "What misunderstanding?"

"All those things you mentioned are misunderstandings."

"What misunderstanding?"

"It's all what you said, it's all a misunderstanding..."

"How could it be a misunderstanding?" A look of worry flashed in her eyes. "Everything was fine just now. You even prepared some medicine for me. How could things suddenly change..."

"I already said it was a misunderstanding..."

Miwako Sato frowned: "You're not thinking of pretending nothing happened, are you?"

Fujino looked speechless: "Nothing actually happened, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Sato, who had been all smiles and acting like a little bird, began to breathe heavily: "You little brat, you don't want to take responsibility, do you?"

"What responsibility do I bear..."

Upon hearing this, the shrew's aura instantly intensified: "You did that kind of thing last night, and you still say you're taking responsibility!"

As she spoke, she slammed her hand on the table and stood up: "After sleeping with me, you're planning to turn your back on me the moment we talk about marriage?"

"If you did that kind of thing, you'd better take responsibility for your teeth and mouth!"

Fujino: "...I slept with you?"

Miwako Sato was furious: "You're not asleep?"

Fujino paused for a moment, then coughed lightly: "So, why did you think I slept with you?"

Sato Miwako was panting heavily, her hot breath visibly emanating from her innermost part. She crossed her arms and huffed, "I passed out after you gave me all that black tea last night. When I woke up, my coat was gone, my shirt was all messed up and open, and even my underwear was... and there was blood on my skirt. There were also bloody tissues on the bedside table. What more evidence do you want!"

"..."

Fujino paused for a moment, then realized that the older woman had misunderstood.

No, is this normal?
Is this right?

Is this something a human could conceive of?

What the heck? What is this woman thinking?

Does she think nosebleeds are... you know? Does she have absolutely no common sense?
No normal person in the family bleeds this much!

Something just doesn't feel right!

After internally complaining for a moment, he took a deep breath and explained:

"The medicine in the black tea is a tonic, made from red leaves. You're too weak to handle it, so you fainted."

“I took off my coat, but your shirt and those other clothes were torn apart by you when you had a fever. I didn’t dare touch you, so I couldn’t fix them either.”

"...?"

Seeing the increasingly bewildered look on the older woman's face, Fujino quickly explained.

Seeing that the other person's expression gradually softened, he breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Sato Miwako spoke again, but her voice sounded somewhat weak:
"The blood on the skirt..."

That's a nosebleed.

Fujino, speechless, continued to explain helplessly: "After you finished drinking the tea, you passed out with blood gushing from your nostrils. The blood was on your face when you passed out."

"I've recorded this video, I definitely didn't do anything bad to you."

"Big sister, are you running a fever again?"

"You had a fever all night and your head was all muddled?"

"..."

"..."

For a moment, the scene became awkward.

After a long silence, you could hear a pin drop.

Upon hearing this, Sato Miwako was first stunned, then fell silent, her eyes turning into tiny dots. Finally, a blush crept up her cheeks and spread to her head, making it seem as if steam was rising from it.

Finally, another spurt of blood gushed out and splattered on the dining table.

Then his head slumped and he fainted again.

…………

While she was asleep, it seemed that Sato Miwako was having a dream.

I dreamt that I had misunderstood Fujino, and that I had even gone so far as to try to marry him, keep him as a mistress, and even have his children...

Just thinking about it made her feel so embarrassed that she wanted to jump off the apartment building.

Feeling drowsy, a pain shot through her forehead. She slowly opened her eyes and sorted through the memories of her dream.

"Ahh~"

She sat up in bed, stretched, and felt a bit dizzy and throbbing in her head, and her whole body felt just as uncomfortable as in her dream.

She suddenly felt something was wrong, so she immediately looked down and glanced at him.

I found that my clothes weren't messy, and there were no blood-stained tissues or anything like that on the bedside table!

"Thank goodness it was just a dream!"

Miwako Sato breathed a sigh of relief.

She couldn't believe what she was thinking in her dream that led her to such an outrageous idea.

If this isn't a dream, how am I supposed to live from now on?

But thinking about it, she realized that it was quite normal for her to think like that in her dream.

The so-called misunderstanding is nothing more than wishful thinking that one most desires in one's own best interests.

Perhaps only in this way can someone like me have the opportunity to possess my little brother Fujino.

Thinking about it, that wouldn't be so bad. In fact, thinking about the future like that even makes her feel a little happy.

If Fujino were really bold enough to make a move on me, I might actually have run off and dragged him into marriage!

Unfortunately, it was just a dream...

No, Miwako, what are you thinking?
Damn it, Miwako, why are you acting like a crazy old woman!
Sato Miwako gritted her teeth and cursed herself for being a little shameless.

At the same time, I began to feel fortunate that it was all just a dream.

If that's true, then we're completely doomed!

They actually imagined those things and actually said them out loud.

I'll definitely be seen as a pervert, right?
It definitely will, right?

"41.5 degrees Celsius, and it seems the fever hasn't subsided yet..."

"It looks more serious. Let's take it to the hospital later."

"With these special effects, I don't want to end up looking like a primary school student."

Just as Sato Miwako was thinking this, a familiar voice suddenly came.

She turned her head away, and then the expression on her face gradually stiffened.

Finally, it emitted a sharp, popping sound, like a groundhog.

Fujino: "..."

What kind of inner monologue is this shrewish woman having now?

Why such a strong reaction?
Could it be that his brain was burned out?

Sato Miwako was completely dumbfounded. She clutched her blanket and stared at Fujino sitting next to her, utterly startled.
"Fujino... what are you doing here?"

"You just fainted again, and now your fever is over 40 degrees Celsius. How can I possibly walk?"

"She's fainted..."

Sato Miwako was slightly taken aback. After hearing these words, she seemed to think of something, and her face suddenly darkened.

Well, if that's the case, it seems that what just happened wasn't a dream.

No, I'm definitely still dreaming!

Wake up from this damn nightmare!

I'm going to be mistaken for a pervert...

Waaah, I think I'd better just die.

Goodbye, this terrible world...

Thinking this, she clutched her blanket, lowered her head, and began to mutter to herself:
"It must be a dream, it must be like this!"

"I must still be dreaming!"

"Hmm, it must be a dream!"

Are you still dreaming?

“Guhehe…”

"Hey, calm down, calm down."

Looking at the shrewish woman in front of him, who seemed rather abnormal, Fujino couldn't help but worry that she might have lost her mind.

Combined with that absurd behavior just now...

It must have been burnt to a crisp.

With that thought in mind, he exerted a little force and pressed her down onto the bed, then pulled the blanket up: "Can you see what number I'm showing in my hand?"

"three?"

"His eyes seem fine, and he is conscious."

"You shrew, do you even remember who I am?"

"Fuji... Fujino..."

"Buhou, she really did develop a fever!" Fujino muttered to himself, "To call her a shrew and she responded so normally instead of jumping up and getting beaten up, she's definitely not a shrew..."

"Who are you calling a shrew!"

"It seems to be normal."

Fujino watched as Sato, unable to hold back any longer, got up and tried to transform into a shrew again. He nodded in satisfaction, then pressed her down, saying, "Lie down first. Don't move around with such a high fever."

"burn?"

"Yes, it's burning up to over 40 degrees Celsius."

Fujino picked up the thermometer helplessly and glanced at it: "I thought your fever had gone down. You woke up with a fever and were still able to get up and talk nonsense like that. Your physical condition is really something else."

Do you have a fever?

Sato Miwako's head was spinning, but after this reminder, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in her mind.

Well, since it's just a fever, then there's no problem.

So she had an idea, and immediately started grinning foolishly:

"Hey hey hey..."

"...?"

"..."

Fujino stared in silence at the shrewish older woman in front of him, who first grinned foolishly and then did all sorts of inexplicable things.

For a moment, he didn't know what to say.

So, sister, if you want to pretend to be delirious from a fever, can you at least make it look convincing?

Please, don't be so ridiculous...

Fujino sighed inwardly, but then he thought about what Sato's older sister had just done.

That was really quite embarrassing.

It's not just embarrassing; it's reached the point of social death.

It's understandable that he would pretend to be stupid and innocent to get through the test.

Well, if it were me, I'd probably just jump out of the apartment window and run to another world to start over.
(End of this chapter)