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Chapter 272: The War between Real Wifes!

Fairyland, Demon Realm
"Ok?"

At the moment when Sanzang’s merits and virtues became holy, a fat monk with a gentle smile on his face was discussing something with the Heavenly Demon King in the Heavenly Demon Realm. He looked intently in Sanzang's direction.

"I dare to ask Buddha, but what happened?" The Demon King on the side naturally felt the fluctuation, and asked in surprise with a startled look on his face.

The fat monk was silent for a moment, and the smile returned to his face, but this smile no longer had the usual ease.

"Your Majesty the Demon King, this poor monk has good news and bad news. I wonder which one you want to hear first?"

"." The Demon King looked at the other party speechlessly, "Bad news."

"Okay, the good news is that our Buddhism has added a saint. Although there are some restrictions, but with all our strength, it is indeed the realm of a real saint, that is, the realm of immortals in your world."

Looking at the smiling fat monk, the Demon King felt a little numb. Another one?There are so many immortals in your world, why are you so secretive? If I hadn't been with you, I would have thought you were the weak ones.
There are now three immortals in one Buddhist sect alone. It is said that there are three immortals in the Xuanmen over there, and above the three immortals, there are teachers of all the immortals in their world, a realm above the immortals!

Damn it, this configuration, are you playing so obscenely?

Isn't this bullying honest people?

When he thought of what the original Immortal Lord in this world said when he came to win over him, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch. What's your advantage?Just bullshit you!You have a kun advantage!

"What's the bad news?" The Demon King frowned. Although the situation in this world is a bit bad, fortunately he is a traitor. This situation is great for him. I just pity her good daughter. She has to take care of him. The fire of the demon clan follows this world. It seems that this time, he will have the upper hand again!
The advantage lies with him!
Um?Something seems wrong?What a strong sense of sight?

"The bad news is that our Buddhist monk is gone." The fat monk helplessly looked at the newly built Lingshan Mountain behind him.

Hearing this, the Heavenly Demon King was stunned, and the clue in his heart was cut off. He looked at the fat monk in a daze: "Then what should we do next? Choose another person to learn from the scriptures?"

"It's not that simple. Let's choose a Buddhist scripture seeker from your Heavenly Demon clan. Do you have any candidates from your Heavenly Demon clan?" After saying that, the fat monk smiled helplessly, "Look, I forgot, you are Heavenly Demons, how could it be possible?" There are good people in ten generations, so let the poor monk look for them."

However, the Demon King blinked and said, "Does it suffice for a Buddhist to be a good person for ten lifetimes?"

As soon as the words came out, the fat monk was also stunned, moved his narrowed eyes, and asked in astonishment: "Don't tell me, you have such a demon!"

"This, it really does happen!" The Demon King's expression was a little strange. He never thought that that freak could be useful. "When he awakened in the lower world, he even forced the demon servants of our clan to do good deeds every day. Compared with those A famous family is upright and upright!"

The fat monk, "the devil who does good deeds every day" was also speechless. After living for so many years, this was the first time he had seen such a strange thing.
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"Huh? Sanzang by virtue? Can that person who learns Buddhist scriptures still have such an opportunity?" In a small world full of mud and sand, a monk dressed in sackcloth looked in the direction of Sanzang's sanctification in surprise, and then nodded in satisfaction, " Good, good, good~ It seems that our Western Sect is going to have another calamity! Three senior brothers, this time, the junior brother will take the lead."

"Fellow Taoist, please stay. I see that you are destined to the West."

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God Fire Realm-Taoist Gate-Shenyan Peak

"Huh?" Guang Xiu, who was slowly hugging Hu Qibao from behind, was stunned for a moment and looked in the direction of Sanzang's sainthood in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Hu Qibao took the opportunity to break away from Guangxiu's arms, glanced guiltily at Bagua who was refining alchemy with a sullen face, and asked curiously.

"There is a monk who has become an immortal. It seems that he borrowed merit through some kind of secret method. He also said that he would not save the world and vowed not to become a Buddha. Anyway, the price is quite high, but I don't think he cares much about it. Strength should not be his goal." Guangxiu said with some surprise.

There is such a magical method in the world.

"Monk? I won't become a Buddha until I save the world? Hiss~ It's such a familiar pattern, no, this ambition feels so familiar." Hu Qibao was stunned for a moment, holding his chin in thought, "Do you know his name?"

"I can't." Guangxiu spread his hands, "His dao fruit was obtained by a coincidence, so there are some flaws in the power of the immortal, and he will not always maintain the power of the immortal, and now he can't locate it."

"Is that so? Huh? It can't be him, right?" Inexplicably, Hu Qibao thought of Chen Xuan. That guy seemed to have said that he wanted to save all sentient beings. However, even if he recovered the power of Tang Sanzang in his previous life, Maybe direct sanctification?How can he be so awesome, and even if he has great ambitions, this kind of secret method is very dangerous as soon as he hears it. He has a great sage to protect him. After so many years, he must have found it.

And judging by time, Chen Xuan should be in his 30s now, and everything should be on track under the guidance of the Great Sage. It is impossible. The Great Sage wanted to do something sexy but ended up losing it, right?
After thinking about it, Hu Qibao laughed himself first, how could it be possible, the great saint before becoming a Buddha and the great saint after becoming a Buddha are completely two extremes of stability, how could it be possible to make such a low-level mistake.

"Huh?" Hu Qibao's body stiffened. While he was deep in thought, Guang Xiu quietly came behind him and hugged him. Feeling the softness on his back, Hu Qibao bowed slightly. , reciting the Golden Light Mantra in his heart, he asked in a trembling voice, "Guangxiu, what are you doing?"

"Huh~" Guangxiu blew lightly in Hu Qibao's ear, and said softly, "Don't you know what I want to do? Don't you want to?"

As he spoke, Guangxiu's hand slowly reached into Hu Qibao's clothes.

"Master! This is the refining plan for the Immortal Sword, take a look." Bagua walked up to Hu Qibao with a sullen face, handed over a jade slip, then looked at Guangxiu, and said seriously, "Fairy Guangxiu, now I will follow you. The master has something important to discuss, could you please leave first?"

"Oh, really? Qibao, do you want me to leave?" Guang Xiu hugged Hu Qibao tighter, looked at Bagua provocatively, and whispered in Hu Qibao's ear again.

Hu Qibao: "."

No, you guys, is it necessary to use me as a battlefield?How do I feel about answering which one I am dead?

"Brother Hu, are you there? Excuse me." At this time, Zhao Hao suddenly pushed the door open. As soon as he came in, he saw Guangxiu hugging Hu Qibao tightly from behind, and then looked at Shen Chen opposite him provocatively. Gossip like water, a strong smell of gunpowder filled the room, the smile on his face froze immediately, and he closed the door silently.Terrible!
Brother Hu, you must be well!
After going out, Zhao Hao glanced at the cloudy sky and sighed silently. With this weather, I'm afraid his life will be over soon!

"Wait! Don't go!" However, the appearance of Zhao Hao was no less than a life-saving straw for Hu Qibao. He quickly broke away from Guangxiu's arms, "Sorry for Guangxiu's gossip, Brother Zhao must have something urgent to do with me! I'm going to ask!"

"Brother Hu! I'm fine, no rush!"

"No! You have something! And it's urgent! Brother Zhao's matter is the most important thing!" Hu Qibao shouted and rushed out of the room instantly.

Seeing this, Guangxiu laughed out loud, put his hands behind his back, and looked at Bagua with a smile: "Look, you forced Brother Bao away."

"Hmph! The master was obviously forced to leave by you! You are in the way here, didn't you notice?"

"Really? But why do I think it's you who's in the way? Why does it seem like the bed in this room has been changed?"

"I accidentally got something dirty two days ago, so I threw it away."

"Really? I thought it was because of jealousy. Haha~ I'm going back to the barrier first. Bye, I will come again."

"You'd better not come again, we're going out soon!"

"You said it doesn't count." Guangxiu chuckled, and disappeared from the place, leaving a gloomy gossip on his face.

Bagua put away the jade slip with the refining plan of the Immortal Trap Sword in his hand, took out a new elixir recipe and started to study it. What he said just now was of course an excuse. Now is not the time to refine the Immortal Trap Sword. The main thing he is refining now is the Demon Summoning Banner.

However, a magic weapon of this level is naturally not important enough, so she used the Immortal Trap Sword as an excuse. Now that he is gone, she will naturally put it away. It is time to refine the killer weapon!
'Isn't it the ancient god pill!I must make a similar pill! Bagua tightened the jade slip in his hand, sat down by the alchemy furnace and began to learn new elixir recipes.

On the other side, Hu Qibao, who caught up with Zhao Hao, breathed a long sigh of relief: "Brother Zhao, you have helped me a lot. You came at the right time!"

"I thought you were more than capable." Zhao Hao sat on a boulder, glanced at him, and handed Hu Qibao a jade gourd.

"Thank you." Hu Qibao took the gourd and poured it into his mouth subconsciously. The next moment...
"Pfft~ Is this wine?" Hu Qibao wiped the corners of his grinning mouth, looked at Zhao Hao in surprise, and took a few steps back. This guy wouldn't want to attack him!

"Otherwise? Brother Hu, do you think you carry other things that you can drink on your lower body?" Zhao Hao asked in a matter-of-fact manner, "What should be strange is that I, Brother Hu, am so unprepared? I just throw everything directly at him. Did it come from your mouth?"

"You are not an outsider." Hu Qibao rolled his eyes at Zhao Hao, picked up the gourd and took another sip, but this time he used his magic power to get rid of the alcohol.

Zhao Hao was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "That's really an honor. Then again, why do you look a little scared?"

"Nonsense, who is not afraid of that scene? Are you not mentally prepared at all?!"

Zhao Hao raised his eyebrows slightly: "Really? Brother Hu, you have refined so many Ji Ji, I thought you were mentally prepared for it."

"Gossip is no problem between them. Although my perfect check and balance cycle has been broken, but with the top gossip suppressing them, everything is going well. The problem is that now a big one suddenly rushed into this complete system. Dude, she wants to seize power, you know? Then, they started to fight and use me as the battlefield." Hu Qibao took another sip of wine depressed, looked at the gourd in his hand, and handed it to Zhao Hao, "Hiss~ you wine , It’s quite interesting, it’s so powerful that even my magic power can’t break it.”

"Ha~ That's right. This is what I usually use for practice. The effect is of course good." Zhao Hao took the gourd and took a sip out of habit. After drinking, he looked at the mouth of the pot and was stunned for a moment. Then he shook his head and took another sip. , and then handed it to Hu Qibao, "So, this problem must be solved. Do you have any ideas? If not, I can give you some advice."

Hu Qibao wiped the spout of the pot in disgust, took a sip, and said, "Just you? Are you single too? Can you teach me?"

"Heh~ I haven't experienced it, but my father and my uncle all have many wives, and they are familiar with it, so you can save some for me!" Seeing Hu Qibao take a second sip, Zhao Hao took a second sip from the Hu Qibao snatched it from his hand and poured two gulps.

"What a sting! What's wrong with me taking one more sip after so much?" Hu Qibao rolled his eyes, leaned on the boulder, and looked at the fog and mountains in the distance, "Then I can help Brother Zhao give me some advice."

"It's very simple." Zhao Hao handed the wine gourd to Hu Qibao, opened his mouth and uttered one word, "Wait!"

"roll!"

Hu Qibao took a sip of wine depressedly. What kind of bad method is this? Is Hu Qibao the kind of person who shows off?
"Don't underestimate this trick. At this time, no matter which side you take, you are wrong, so you can only wait, wait until they fight for one, two, three, and then you will be safe. This is a war between wives, and you can't interfere. Anyway, neither of them are unreasonable people, and they won't make too much trouble. You can just wait and see." Zhao Hao took a sip of wine and looked at the wine gourd in surprise, "How do you feel, today? Is the wine a little different?”

"What's the difference?"

"A little drunk easily."

"Really? That's not good." Hu Qibao took the wine gourd from Zhao Hao's hand and took a sip. "When you get drunk, you can temporarily forget these things."

"Go ahead! Forget about the hammer! I thought the same way when I was tricked by my uncle and the others, but when I sober up, all the painful memories will come back." Looking at the wine gourd in his hand , the dead memory in Zhao Hao's heart suddenly stabbed him again, "Do you know what is the most painful thing?"

"What is it?" Hu Qibao looked up at the sky drunkenly.

"Yes, after you wake up, they will show you how crazy you are when you're drunk! Look at it scene by scene! Damn it!" As he said that, Zhao Hao suddenly shouted with grief and anger, and then he held up the gourd of wine and drank hard!
"Hey~ We are both degenerate people in the world. Why should we know each other when we meet again? Brother Zhao, do it!" Hu Qibao also resonated with Zhao Hao's grief and indignation. Haiwan, poured a full bowl and handed it to Zhao Hao.

"Dry!"

Under a certain boulder in Shenyan Peak, two drunkards drank like this, you had a bowl and I had a gourd. on the ground.

(End of this chapter)