The Life of a Fool in a Siheyuan

Chapter 107.Silly Zhu takes revenge on the third uncle
When it was time to get off work in the evening, Wang Dachui naturally had to go to his master's place to continue practicing. He couldn't even go home and rest.
After all, Wang Dachui also understands that martial arts training requires perseverance. Even squatting and laying the foundation is really torturous. But with the strict master Huo Shanlin here, Wang Dachui can't be lazy even if he wants to. If he is lazy, he will be whipped.

In the evening, Shazhu returned to the compound from get off work with a bag of things in his hand. As soon as he arrived at the compound, he went straight to the door of the third uncle's house.

Arriving at the door of the third uncle's house, he naturally came here to ask about the third uncle's introduction to him.
This is not the girl that the old lady introduced to her a few days ago. Lin Cuicui was so angry that Qin Huairu ran away because this incident caused her to have a very bad impression of Silly Zhu.
Later, because Qin Huairu pushed the old lady, the relationship between Shazhu and Qin Huairu broke down. The old lady took Shazhu to Lin Cuicui's house to apologize, but Lin Cuicui said she would not think about it again.

Although the old lady was disappointed, she did not pursue her, so she took Sha Zhu home. When she returned to the courtyard, she met the third uncle who had returned from work. The third uncle learned that the old lady was anxious about Sha Zhu finding a partner and took the initiative. Said that he would introduce an object to Sha Zhu.

Silly Zhu was naturally very happy, and the old lady was naturally happy too. Of course, Silly Zhu bought some things and sent them to the third uncle's house in the evening. However, it has been many days since then, and there has been no word from the third uncle.

So tonight, Sha Zhu wanted to ask what was going on, whether there was a suitable person for this, and he had to give me a letter. After receiving the things, he kept procrastinating, which made people anxious.

Silly Zhu stood at the door of the third uncle's house and shouted: "Third uncle, it's time to get off work. Come out quickly. I'll ask you something."

The third uncle in the room heard someone calling him, and leisurely walked to his door with a tea cup in hand and saw that the person coming was Silhu.
Then he smiled and said: "It's Silly Zhu, what do you want from me?"

Hearing this, Shazhu chuckled and said: "Third uncle, didn't you agree to introduce me to a partner a few days ago? It's been how many days, but you should give me a sure word. Why don't I wait?" How anxious you are, don’t let me know if there is a suitable one.”

Hearing that Sha Zhu was here for this, the third uncle was startled and thought to himself, it's bad, but he has completely forgotten about this matter. This matter has not been done at all, so let's send him away first.

The third uncle thought for a while and said with a smile: "Hey, Silly Zhu, why are you so anxious? I'm still looking for someone. Finding a partner is a lifelong matter. Since you, third uncle, I have agreed to this. "

The third uncle said: "Of course I have to find a good girl for you, so just wait peacefully. I will definitely find a good girl for you, so you can rest assured."

After hearing the third uncle's reply, Shazhu always felt that something was not right. He felt that the third uncle seemed to be hiding something from him.

Pretending to be happy, he nodded and said, "Okay, I'm just waiting for you to believe me, Mr. Third, so I'll go home first."

I turned around and cursed in my heart, this old guy must be messing with me. Looking at him like this, he probably won't do anything for me. No, I have to confirm. If he accepts my things and doesn't do anything for me, look at me. How do I deal with you?

After that, Sha Zhu said hello and pretended to go home. When the third uncle saw that Sha Zhu was gone, he turned around and went home without thinking much. Little did he know that as soon as he entered the house, Sha Zhu sneaked back and squatted He could hear the sound of the wall under his window.

In the room, the third mother looked at her wife and said, "Master, did this idiot come here to introduce him to his partner?"

Third uncle: "Well, I just came here to ask about this matter."

Third Aunt: "Oh, did you help him find it?"

The third uncle smiled and said: "Hey, I promised the old lady that day, but I got busy at school the next day, so I forgot about it. It's okay if I didn't look for him. Just find him a partner like this. It's also a disaster for others. He and Qin Huairu, the widow, don't know each other. Who would be willing to help him find a partner?"

The third uncle: "Besides, those girls at my school are all teachers. The only ones who can be matched by idiots like Silly Zhu. If I try to match him, I won't be doing harm to other intellectuals."

Hearing this, the third aunt frowned and said: "Master, if you accept Silly Zhu's things and don't introduce him to him, he will definitely do whatever you want according to his temperament. Be careful of him taking revenge on you."

Hearing this, the third uncle waved his hands indifferently and said: "What are you afraid of? This kid is very stubborn. I just sent him away with just a few words. I will tell him later that those in my school It’s okay if the female teacher doesn’t like him,”

Hearing her wife's words, the third aunt also smiled and nodded: "You are still the best, the calculation is well done, but you are right, introduce to him the unclear relationship between Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu. The targets are all harmful to others.”

Third aunt: "Let's look at Qin Huairu sleeping with a wild man. Hey, this reputation will be bad in the future. These two people really don't know what to say."

Third Aunt: "What do you think Silly Zhu thinks? He is such a good young man, but why can't he walk when he meets a widow? Otherwise, given his conditions, I'm afraid the baby will be too old."

After listening to what the third aunt said, the third uncle said: "Why are you worrying about his affairs? And don't have any contact with her Jia family in the future. Our family can't afford to lose this person. Okay, stop talking and do it quickly." Let’s go eat.”

Third aunt: "Well, I know what's going on. I'll cook right away."

At this moment, the face of the idiot at the bottom of the wall turned blue and then white, he heard the conversation between the third master and the third mother clearly, and he arranged himself like this behind the co-author, how could he not be worthy of a female teacher?
This old guy accepted my gift and didn't do anything for me. He actually thought of tricking me into taking things for nothing and not doing anything. Just wait for me. Silly Zhu went home angrily.

I got home and was busy preparing dinner. I took a piece of Silk Pills and sent it directly to the deaf old lady's house. I also took the cloth bag I brought back from get off work with me.

The old lady was lying on the reclining chair and saw Silly Zhu coming, and said with a smile: "Hey, my eldest grandson brought me food."

Silly Zhu smiled and nodded, helped the old lady up and let her eat.

The old lady asked while eating: "Zhuzi, how is your third master introducing you?"

Hearing this, Shazhu's temper suddenly rose, and he said with a straight face: "Old lady, please don't mention this matter. I just went to see Uncle San San to ask about the situation, and he put it aside to deal with me. This old guy's feelings You are trying to fool me into thinking I am a fool,"

Silly Zhu: "I usually thought that these three gentlemen were pretty nice people. They were teachers and gentle, but I didn't expect that he would also lie to me, huh."

When the old lady heard this, she immediately put down her chopsticks.

Looking at Silly Zhu in confusion, he said: "Zhuzi, what's going on? Tell me quickly. How could your third uncle lie to you?"

Hearing this, Shazhu told the old lady everything he heard from Qiang Gen.
After hearing what Silly Zhu said, the old lady said angrily: "How dare he bully my eldest grandson like this, Yan Fugui, Zhu Zhu, help me over quickly, my old lady will ask him face to face what he means."

Silly Zhu: "Old lady, don't worry. You fell just right last time. I will handle this matter myself. I will definitely teach him a lesson."

Hearing this, the deaf old lady was afraid that stupid Zhu would offend him, so she quickly said: "Zhuzi, although your third uncle is wrong, you can't beat him up because of his offense."

Silly Zhu waved his hands and said: "Old lady, I know what I'm doing. I won't do anything with the third uncle. You hurry up and eat. I'll take the dishes and chopsticks back to wash them after eating. I've been tired for the whole day."

The old lady smiled and nodded. After a quick dinner, Shazhu helped the old lady go to bed to rest. He took the dishes and chopsticks, closed the door and went home.

When Silhu returned home, he washed the dishes and sat on a stool to wait. He thought about taking revenge on the third uncle at night, otherwise he would not be able to swallow this breath.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Wang Dachui was walking back to the compound at this time. The car was left at his master's house. After squatting for another night, Ma Buqian was very sore. , so no bike came back.

At this time, every household in the compound turned off the lights and went to sleep. At this moment, Silly Zhu opened the door furtively, glanced at no one outside, and then walked out like a thief.

Soon, Silly Zhu came to the middle courtyard, and saw Silly Zhu sneaking to the corridor of the middle courtyard. Through the hazy moonlight, he could see a bicycle parked there quietly.

Silly Zhu first looked around cautiously and saw that every house in the middle courtyard had their lights turned off. He waited for a while and saw that no one got up to go to the toilet at night.

Silly Zhu saw that the environment was safe, so he took out a wrench and a screwdriver from his pocket and began to unscrew the wheels of the bicycle.
While taking it apart, Shazhu looked around nervously. Maybe it was because of the darkness. Shazhu couldn't see very clearly, so he moved very slowly. He was probably afraid that the movement would be too loud and someone would notice him, so he was still there slowly. dismantle.

About 5 minutes later, Shazhu had already dismantled half of it. When he was relaxed, a large wrench slipped from his hand. With a soft bang, Shazhu was startled and looked at the three men nervously. At the door of the uncle’s house,

At this time, at the third uncle's house, the third uncle, who had always been a light sleeper, heard the noise. He was lying on the bed and did not get up immediately. He hesitated whether to get up and take a look.
And Silly Zhu did not continue to dismantle the wheel, but focused on staring at the door of the third uncle's house. If the lights in his house came on, Silly Zhu was ready to run away immediately, but he couldn't let him catch him.

After waiting for five or six minutes and seeing nothing unusual, I continued to dismantle it with concentration, and my hand movements sped up a lot.

But Silly Zhu didn’t know yet that the third uncle didn’t turn on the light at all. In order not to wake up the third aunt, he put on his clothes and got up to take a look. The third uncle opened the door and looked around in the moonlight. He saw that there was something like There is a dark shadow,
After taking a closer look, I was suddenly shocked and thought to myself, is this a thief coming to visit?
He immediately walked lightly to the bicycle aisle. At this time, Shazhu had already removed the wheel.
Just as he was about to take the wheel and leave, when he got up, he saw a figure standing there, and Sha Zhu was startled.

The third uncle immediately shouted: "thief,"

Hearing this, Shazhu was so frightened that he ran away. It was impossible to go home, so he ran to the main courtyard to expose himself. Shazhu planned to run out and then climb over the courtyard wall to go home.

As soon as he ran to the front yard, he bumped into Wang Dachui who had just returned to the courtyard. Silly Zhu felt flustered at this moment. There were wolves in front and tigers in back. This luck was too bad.
Wang Dachui was taken aback when he saw this figure, but when he saw the wheel in his hand, he immediately realized that this guy was a thief.

Without saying a word, he ran up to him and kicked his leg with a sweeping kick. It wasn't that he didn't want to kick his leg, but it was too painful. However, the sweeping kick was just as effective, but he didn't have enough skill and strength to do it, and Foolish Pillar was tripped down.

The whole person fell forward and fell to the ground, making a huge noise.
At this time, the third uncle also chased him to the front yard. He didn't see Si Zhu lying on the ground, but he saw Wang Dachui standing there.

He immediately shouted: "Come quickly, everyone, get up and catch the thief, there is a thief."

The screams pierced the silent night, and the residents closest to them turned on the lights in their homes one after another. The third uncle did not waste any time.

He immediately rushed to Wang Dachui and grabbed Wang Dachui's arm.
When Wang Dachui saw this, he immediately said: "Third uncle, what are you doing? I am Wang Dachui."

Third Master:? ? ?

Wang Dachui pointed at the figure still lying on the ground and said: "Third uncle, I just came back. Look at the man lying on the ground. As soon as I came back, I saw him holding the wheel and trying to run away."

Hearing this, the third uncle looked at the figure lying on the ground, immediately let go of Wang Dachui, ran over and held down Silly Zhu, who was lying on the ground.
Under normal circumstances, how could the third uncle hold Si Zhu down? But just now Wang Dachui used seven points of force in his sweeping kick. Si Zhu was swept and fell to the ground. He was now a little dazed. Come to your senses,
The third uncle pressed the silly pillar and immediately continued to shout: "Everyone, get up quickly and help catch the thief. We are in the front yard."

Soon everyone in the compound was woken up, and lights were turned on in every house.

Silly Zhu, who was held down by Yan Laoxi, also recovered at this time. He was so scared in his heart that he endured the pain and used all his strength to overturn the third uncle.

The third uncle screamed in pain and fell to the ground.

At this time, a neighbor had already put on his clothes and rushed over to help without saying a word. Seeing that he was about to run, Wang Dachui also held down the silly pillar who was just about to get up.

Silly Zhu struggled desperately to no avail. In front of the Siheyuan Hammer King, he, the god of war, was destined to be defeated and was pinned to the ground unable to move.

The third uncle also got up at this time, and hurriedly came to Wang Dachui and the other two. At this time, Shazhu was being held down with his face on the ground. The third uncle angrily knelt down and pulled up Shazhu's head.

After seeing his face clearly, he immediately exclaimed: "Silly Zhu, why is it your kid?"

Wang Dachui, who was pressing Si Zhu, was also surprised and said: "Third uncle, what are you talking about? This is Si Zhu?"

At this time, the third uncle's son, Yan Jiecheng, also came over. He looked at his father and said, "Dad, what's going on?"

Hearing his son's question, the third uncle was a little confused. He came out just now without knowing what happened. When he came out, he saw someone stealing his bicycle. Although he was a little confused, he didn't think much about it.

Third uncle: "How did I know? I just came out and saw Silly Zhu stealing the wheels of my car. Didn't Sledgehammer and I catch him? It's thanks to Sledgehammer today."

Hearing this, Yan Jiecheng looked confused and said: "The thief is Silly Zhu? Why did he steal your bicycle wheel?"

Just as the third uncle was about to speak, the first uncle, his wife, and the second uncle's family also arrived.

The first man saw this and said, "Old Yan, what's going on?"

The second uncle also asked: "Where is the thief?"

Third uncle: "Lao Yi, Lao Liu, I don't understand either. This stupid Zhu didn't sleep at night. He came to steal my car wheel and I caught him."

　If you are born again, the feeling of being in the sun for seven days is too difficult, but now the condition is not good, I have no appetite to eat, and I am afraid of the cold.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)