The Life of a Fool in a Siheyuan

Chapter 19.Taking the opportunity to pretend to be sick and go to the hospital

When Sun Li heard Wang Dachui's words, she wiped the tears on her face and said, "Okay, sister, don't cry."

Seeing this, Wang Dachui touched his chin and said seriously: "Well, be good. My father said that if you don't cry, you are a good child. My sister is so good."

Sun Li saw Wang Dachui's funny look and was successfully amused by him. Xiao Yan also laughed, and the relationship between the three of them became closer for a while.

Because of the communication last night, the two of them now completely regarded Wang Dachui as a child of several years old.

They feel that Wang Dachui's mentality is very good. If it is an ordinary child of a few years old, there will be no parents to take care of him.If you live alone, you will probably cry every day.
I don't know how much hardship he has suffered over the years, but Wang Dachui can still live such an optimistic life. He is really strong. The two of them couldn't help but feel a little sorry for Wang Dachui.

Wang Dachui secretly looked at the expressions of the two of them, feeling that he had almost played the sympathy card, and had successfully gained their sympathy. He also thought that his wound was on his head, so could he take advantage of it?
I remember that in the movie of the previous life, someone hit his head and would lose his memory, have sequelae such as blood congestion in the brain, or become crazy.

And in that gangster plot, a stupid person suddenly returns to normal after hitting his head. Why don't you do that?
If it succeeds, it will be more convenient for him to act on his own in the future. The identity of a fool is already a protective card, so it will be better if he is a little sick. Who dares to yell at himself in the future?
It was justifiable for me to pretend that I couldn't bear the stimulation and hit him. After all, I was a fool and a patient. If anyone bullied me again, I would not be drowned in the saliva of others.
Not only can he get system rewards, but he can also take the opportunity to beat up beasts. This is a killing two birds with one stone.

Of course, the premise is that he can't take the initiative to hit people or make trouble. Wang Dachui knows that there were also mental hospitals in the 60s, so he can't go too far.
If you act too crazy, you are not a fool, but a lunatic. Don't be accused by these people of being mentally ill. If you send yourself to a mental hospital, you will lose more than you gain.

Later, when I have tidied up these beasts, I can slowly pretend that I have recovered from my illness and my brain has returned to normal. After all, it is not unreasonable to see any changes in a person's intelligence and personality after the brain injury is healed. ?

In this day and age, medical technology is not that advanced yet, so if you just insist that you have a headache and pretend to be sick, you probably won’t be able to detect it.

Even later generations have little knowledge of this aspect of brain science, and the human brain is inherently a very complex thing. If there are some changes later, some experts may not be able to explain why.

And if you are sick because of yesterday's wound, then the stick will definitely be affected. If you are fine, the Jia family may say that the child is playing pranks and is ignorant, and push him away.
But if he had left serious sequelae, Sun Li and Xiaoyan would not just sit idly by and ignore them.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this method can be implemented. Once it is successfully implemented, I will not be as passive as now in the compound.

After thinking about it, Wang Dachui immediately imitated the plot in the movie and immediately covered his head and shouted: "Ah, it hurts so much, my head hurts so much."

After saying that, he fell to the ground, with a muffled thud, Wang Dachui let out a muffled sound of pain, and his face turned red instantly.
I thought to myself, Damn, you can't hold back your strength. Isn't that how actors act in movies? Why did it hurt so much when I fell? Did I not master the technique well?

Sun Li and Xiao Yan were shocked when they saw Wang Dachui suddenly shouting that he had a headache and then falling to the ground.

Wang Dachui ignored the pain and continued to perform, imitating Jia Zhang's posture when he was rolling around, rolling over on the ground and covering his head to complain that he had a headache.

Sun Li and Xiao Yan quickly squatted down and pressed Wang Dachui, "Sledgehammer, what's wrong with you? Don't scare us,"

Xiaoyan said with a worried look on his face: "Is it the wound on your head that hurts?"

Sun Li heard this and said anxiously: "Sledgehammer, does the wound on your head hurt?"

When Wang Dachui heard that they asked about the idea, he ignored it and continued to perform. The performance lasted for 5 minutes before stopping. At this time, Wang Dachui suppressed his face and turned red.

If you want to ask how he performed it, Wang Dachui really doesn’t know how to make his face turn pale, but it’s too easy to make his face turn red. He just holds his breath.

In order to act more realistically, Wang Dachui kept holding his breath intermittently. When he couldn't hold it in anymore, he would complain that he had a headache.The appearance of lying on the ground now is quite scary.

How did Sun Li and Xiao Yan know that Wang Dachui was acting? If they knew this, they wouldn't have said anything. Wiping their butts with gauze really let us know.

The two of them would never have dreamed that a fool would tell such a lie. Wang Dachui saw the worried reactions of the two of them out of the corner of his eye, and he felt a little guilty.

Momo apologized in his heart, I'm sorry for you two, and I don't want to take advantage of your sympathy. I just want to live well in this world. I will definitely repay you if I have the opportunity in the future.

At this time, the two of them saw that Wang Dachui had stopped.

Sun Li quickly said: "Sledgehammer, are you feeling better?"

Wang Dachui: "Sister, my head hurts so much,"

Hearing this, Sun Li looked at Xiao Yan and said, "Brother Yan, let's send him to the hospital quickly. If we leave, what will he do alone?"

Xiaoyan nodded and said, "Okay, let's go quickly,"

After saying this, Xiaoyan pulled Wang Dachui up. The two of them held each other on one side and took Wang Dachui to the hospital.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Wang Dachui felt happy and did not continue to speak. He thought that if he went to the hospital, he didn't know if he could get away with it.
No, in order to be sure, you have to ask the system if there is any way to help you fake it.
Wang Dachui secretly contacted the system in his mind and said: "System, do you have any way to make me suffer from brain injury or congestion and compress the brain nerves? It's like the kind in the movie, because of the brain injury, I will lose my temper after being stimulated. Big changes and stuff like that.”

System: Ding, yes host. This system can create the illusion of this disease and help the host survive better, but the host needs to pay a certain price.

Wang Dachui: "What price?"

System: Ding, the next time the host punishes the beast, the system reward will be halved and will last three times.

After hearing what the system said, Wang Dachui was silent for a while. The three punishment rewards were halved. This?As expected, there is no such thing as a free lunch, but the three rewards were halved. Wang Dachui thought about it and felt that it was still acceptable.
I don’t need that much money at the moment, and even if I have the money, I have no way to use it for the time being, just three times.

Wang Dachui: "Okay, system, I agree, give it to me quickly."

System: Ding, in order to make the symptoms more real, this illusion will last for six hours, and there will be some discomfort during the process, please prepare the host mentally.

Upon hearing this, Wang Dachui took a deep breath and said, "I understand, let's get started."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Dachui felt a sharp pain in his mind. This feeling was just like when he had just traveled through time and merged with the memory of the original owner.
It was like the feeling of having an electric drill drill into my brain, but it lasted for a long time when the memory was fused. It only lasted a few seconds just now.
But in just these few seconds, Wang Dachui was mentally prepared, but he still groaned softly when he was hit by this level of pain. His face instantly turned pale, and he lost all his strength.

It looked like he was really sick now. Sun Li and the two of them were supporting Wang Dachui. Suddenly they heard him snort and felt their shoulders sink. They saw Wang Dachui's face turned pale. They became even more anxious and hurriedly stopped. Fuban dragged Wang Dachui and rushed to the bureau.

Soon the three of them returned to the bureau, Xiaoyan hurried to Uncle Wu's office,
Uncle Wu saw this and asked in confusion: "Why are you back again?"

Xiaoyan: "Bureau Wu, Wang Dachui suddenly fell ill and said he had a severe headache. The hospital is not close. We have brought him back. Please give me the car keys quickly and we will send him to the hospital for treatment." look."

When Uncle Wu heard this, he thought for a while and said directly: "I'll go with you. I happen to have an acquaintance in the hospital."

Xiaoyan nodded and the two left the office. Sun Li had already helped Wang Dachui into the car. Seeing Uncle Wu coming out, the three of them immediately got in the car and rushed to the hospital.

Seeing that Uncle Wu was there, Wang Dachui felt even happier, and it would be great to have him witness.

Soon after half an hour, the car arrived at the hospital door. Several people quickly helped Wang Dachui enter the hospital door.
When we arrived at the hospital, because Uncle Wu had an acquaintance in the hospital, we quickly arranged for a brain doctor to check Wang Dachui through him.
However, medical equipment in this era was rudimentary. After many tests, no abnormalities were found in Wang Dachui's brain.
At this time, in Dr. Han's office, Dr. Han looked at Uncle Wu and said, "Old Wu, the brain department told us about this patient's condition. No abnormalities were found, so there should be no major problem."

Hearing this, Sun Li hurriedly retorted: "Uncle Han, but the sledgehammer was so painful that his face turned pale and he was rolling on the ground in pain, and his head was injured yesterday. How can there be no problem at all?"

Hearing this, Dr. Han frowned and said, "Well, since the medical equipment cannot be detected, I will ask our President Zhong to come and take a look. Our President is a master of Chinese medicine and is proficient in both Chinese and Western medicine. He is best at difficult and complicated diseases, let him come and take a look."

Wang Dachui also felt a little nervous. After the system was operated, if he could not detect it, his sin would be in vain. Without a definite diagnosis, he would not be able to pretend to be crazy in the future. He could only hope that the dean could Check it out.

After waiting like this for about 10 minutes, Dr. Han came to the office with an amiable old man with gray hair and a long beard.

Dr. Han: "Dean Zhong, this young man has been examined by the brain department and nothing is wrong. I can only trouble you to check it out."

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