The Life of a Fool in a Siheyuan

Chapter 9.Explosive Hammer Jia Zhang
Hearing what Auntie said, Wang Dachui felt a little touched in his heart. Auntie was more sincere towards him. She didn't dislike him for being a fool, and she still thought of adopting him.

Although he has his own selfish motives and purposes, compared to the beasts and scum that fill the compound, he is really a good person.

At this time, Wang Dachui began to sympathize with her. In this compound, the eldest mother was quite pitiful. She had no children in her life. Although Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything, she must have felt uncomfortable in her heart.

Although Wang Dachui wanted to offer some words of comfort, due to his personality, he could only bury himself in his work.

When the aunt saw Wang Dachui's appearance, she sighed softly and said, "You are so old. You don't understand why I am telling you this. Alas,"

At this moment, Wang Dachui also finished eating the last bun in the bowl. Seeing this, the first mother told Wang Dachui to stop grabbing other people's food and then went home with the bowl.

Wang Dachui, who had eaten and drank enough, looked at the back of Aunt Ma as she left, and thought to himself, if he slowly changes his identity as a fool in the future, he can take care of Aunt Ma as much as possible.

As for the issue of retirement, it's not impossible, but Yi Zhonghai can avoid talking about it, Wang Dahui doesn't want to give this kind of person a pension, and for his own selfishness, he will harm the old fool with a poor family.

Without thinking too much, I went to the kitchen to fetch water to wash my face. When I saw that there was no water in the bucket, I walked out of the house with the bucket and came to the middle of the open space in the main courtyard.

There is a pressurized water well like those used by people in rural areas. Wang Dachui pressed a bucket of water and took it home and started washing. After washing his feet, he poured the water out and lay down on a bed like a pig's nest.

I was thinking about finding an excuse tomorrow and asking my aunt to help me wash the quilt tomorrow. The bed was so cramped that I felt uncomfortable sleeping. At worst, I could just help her on the side.

Lying on the bed, Wang Dachui hummed a pop song from his previous life out of boredom. He felt really bored. He was a fool and couldn't do anything.

Moreover, during this period, people did not have much entertainment activities in the evenings, except for gathering together for short family chats.
Even if someone has a daughter-in-law, he hugs her and makes love with her. He is a big fool and he is only 17 years old. Don’t think about it for now. If you think about it, you can only think about his wife.
Or just listen to the entire radio to pass the time, but this radio is also a rare thing, and you need a radio ticket to buy it.

Even if I got a radio ticket through the system, I can't explain the source clearly. At least I have to wait until I slowly and intentionally return to normal. Don't think about it now.

I want to kill time at night, so I can only choose to go out for a walk, but this doesn't seem to be feasible at the moment. After all, there are people patrolling outside at night, and it is not suitable to go out at night.To avoid being caught and told that you are going to do something shameful,

Well, I still can’t do anything, I can only stay in the house. Wang Dachui now misses his life in the future. Although he is very tired after work every day, at least he can still smoke when he gets home and play with his mobile phone for a while. Watch short videos,

There was nothing when I traveled back through time. I haven’t smoked in two days, so I was still very anxious.It would be great if the hammer man could hammer out cigarettes later.

At that time, I was holding a cigarette in my left hand and a punishment war hammer in my right hand. I was a big fool myself, the real version of Mr. Shu!
Wang Dachui fell asleep in a state of random thoughts!
--split line--

The next morning, Wang Dachui was awakened by the noise of neighbors cooking in the yard and the noise of adults scolding children.

I rubbed my eyes and got up from the bed. I was still a little angry. The soundproofing of this house was so bad that I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to.

I went to the kitchen to get some water to rinse my mouth first, and then washed my face with cold water. I was already hungry. I remembered that my aunt said that it was the Jia family who delivered food today.
Wang Dachui was still looking forward to it. He wanted to see what kind of food the Jia family could bring over. Beating the children on a rainy day was nothing but idle time. Wang Dachui sat directly in front of his house and waited.

About twenty minutes later, I saw Qin Huairu walking over with her big buttocks and carrying a bowl. There was no mess of makeup on her face.
Although her appearance is slightly unhealthy, her skin is fair and her face is quite pleasing to the eye. As she moves around, her sizeable cutie also fluctuates, and her bulging figure makes Wang Dachui look at her. This single guy was also moved for a while.

Soon Qin Huairu came to Wang Dachui, and said with the same expression on his face as if someone owed her 800 million: "Silly Dachui, here is your breakfast today."

Wang Dachui glanced at the yellow enamel bowl in her hand, and saw two blackened wowotou lying quietly inside, and nothing else.Wang Dachui didn't feel any surprise in his heart. This was also not the Jia family's style.

Wang Dachui stretched out his hand and took the bowl. He was about to start eating when he heard Qin Huairu say: "Silly Dachui, take away the wowotou and give me the bowl. I'm in a hurry to go to work."

When Wang Dachui heard this, he was stunned and didn't care about her. He took away the wowotou in a hurry. Qin Huairu took the bowl away and went home without saying hello.

After breakfast, Wang Dachui didn't have much to do in the morning anyway, so he went straight back to the house and slept until lunch time.

After waiting for a long time and no lunch was delivered, Wang Dachui suddenly became angry. Qin Huairu went to work, Banggan the white-eyed wolf also went to school, and the only old pious woman left in the family was Jia Zhang. This damn girl didn't show up at noon. Have you eaten for yourself?

Wang Dachui thought for a while and ran directly to the door of Jia's house and shouted at the top of his voice: "Eat, I'm hungry."

Jia Zhang who was in the room heard the commotion and walked out with a straight face. She saw Wang Dachui standing at the door.
He said with a dark face: "Silly Sledgehammer, what are you shouting for?"

Wang Dachui: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

Mrs. Jia Zhang frowned and said: "Eat, eat, eat. I know how to eat all day long. Why didn't I eat you to death? Why do you, a fool, eat so much? It's a waste of food. You know how to eat all day long without doing anything." .”

Hearing this, Wang Dachui became angry. Are you still polite if you don't give me food?Besides, I don’t do anything, how can you be better?Aren’t you just sitting at home every day waiting for Qin Huairu to feed you?
We are both lazy and lazy people. I am still a fool. Have you ever seen any fool who can go to work and make money?Wang Dachui wants to go, the key is which employer will want it!
Wang Dachui thought about it and decided to give her another chance. If she didn't give him anything to eat, he would make trouble with her and make her anxious. If she got rough with him, he could give her a good beating and get a reward!

Wang Dachui: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

Jia Zhang said: "Get out of here quickly. I haven't eaten lunch yet. You still want to eat. You're hungry. If you don't starve to death after one less meal, get out of here."

Wang Dachui wouldn't listen to her, he just stood at the door and kept saying, I'm hungry, I want to eat, I'm hungry, I want to eat.

Jia Zhang, an old guy, was soon annoyed by Wang Dachui.
He turned around, ran into the house, came over with a broom, pointed at Wang Dachui and said, "Are you leaving? If you don't leave, I'll beat you."

The commotion has subsided for a while, and the women staying at home in the courtyard have come over to watch the excitement.
Wang Dachui: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard this, she came over with a broom without saying a word. Wang Dachui didn't dodge and was hit hard by the broom. Wang Dachui, who was thick-skinned and thick-skinned, felt a little pain. This old guy really hit him.
Glancing out of the corner of his eye, a neighbor had already walked over, and a punishment hammer suddenly materialized in his hand,

Mrs. Jia and Zhang watched the beating, but Wang Dachui was still standing there. Ms. Jia and Zhang were ready to hit her again with a broom.

Wang Dachui was secretly happy, you did this first, and someone else has already seen it, then you can stand your ground, don't blame me for being rude, reward me for coming, I see you have been upset for a long time.

Without hesitation, he took the warhammer and hit Jia Zhangshi hard on the forehead. Jia Zhangshi's reaction was exactly the same as that of a stick, holding his head and screaming,
System: Ding, if you beat the top beast successfully, you will be rewarded with a plum blossom watch.
Hearing this reward, Wang Dachui was extremely happy. That day, Banggeng only had two food stamps and a unity ticket. Grandma Banggeng was really valuable. She hammered out the watch and stamps. How many beastly things did she have to do? .

Wang Dachui continued to pursue the victory without hesitation, hitting her head with three consecutive blows, bang, bang, bang.

System: Ding, congratulations to the host for three consecutive hits, and will be rewarded with three copies of Great Unity.

Mrs. Jia Zhang: "Oh, you stupid sledgehammer, you dare to hit me, you will die badly, you actually hit the old man."

At this time, the two neighbors who came over saw Jia Zhang's beating and stood there wailing. They looked confused, and they saw Wang Dahammer waved his hand in the air, and they didn't touch her at all. , Mrs. Jia Zhang just stood there and screamed, everyone looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang with disgust.

The first mother heard the movement in the house and ran out to see what was going on.
Seeing that the commotion was getting louder, Wang Dachui thought that this was a rare opportunity, so he continued to hit Jia Zhang with the hammer, bang bang bang, seven times in a row.Jia Zhang's screams of pain became louder.

System: Ding, seven combos to punish animals, critical strike rewards, five catties and seven food stamps, and an extra pack of cigarettes.

When Wang Dachui heard the reward, his heart jumped with joy. The punishment war hammer was indeed not a blow. He hit the head eleven times, no blood was lost and no injuries were seen, but Mrs. Jia Zhang kept screaming in pain.

At this time, Aunt Ma and others had gathered around. Wang Dachui immediately put away the punishment hammer and stood there pretending to be in a daze.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Jia Zhang seemed to be in severe pain. She endured the pain and raised her head, took a broom and hit Wang Dachui's head. Fortunately, Wang Dachui reacted quickly and ducked back to avoid being hit.

The first mother had already walked over at this time, looked at the two and asked, "What are you doing? What's the matter?"

　Thanks to book friend 55045, June Snow for the reward, thank you for your support,
　　
　
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