Motorized aspect

Chapter 1001
Sara's footsteps are gradually approaching. Charming and sensuality is her best adjective. That kind of maternal temperament has both natural nobility and girlish innocence. Against the backdrop of her red dress, she looks like a blooming bird. Lovely as a wild rose.

Fatty's eyes straightened, and he was even more at a loss in his heart. Could it be that this beautiful proprietress who made everyone fearful came after him?It shouldn't be.

However, the reality did not give the fat man time to think about it. When he came to the side, Sara sat down gently with her waist twisted like a water snake. On the fat man, "Mr. Explorer, would you mind a middle-aged woman taking the liberty to visit?"

"Haha, this is my honor." The fat man tried his best to suppress his surprise, and replied in a tone that could barely be called natural: "Ms. Sara, what can I do for you?"

"You are too polite. A prostitute like me has long been tired of the smoky atmosphere of a bunch of stinky men, but she is looking forward to the wonderful life of going out to explore, eat and sleep in the open. How can I expect your service? Tell me about your adventure experience."

Sarah was talking, while slowly shaking the red wine in the glass, her aggressive maternal gaze seemed to be able to penetrate her heart, staring straight at the fat man's slightly weak face, the unique aura of the superior was not deterrent Fatty, what scares him is that he has the illusion of being seen through.

Many people in the bar cast their gazes here, and some pretended to be sneaking peeps. There was only one voice in everyone's mind. Although they didn't know where this explorer came from, he might be in trouble—of course, it was also possible that Sarah Just thought he was interesting.

The fat man was surprised when he heard the words, but his appearance was as immobile as a mountain and better than a Buddha, "With such a beautiful lady listening, I bet I will perform better than usual on stage, but I just don't know which aspect I want to hear?"

"Let's start with picking up girls. I think you must have had sex with many women. If you can make me laugh."

"Picking up girls, hehe, I don't think such a topic will interest you." The fat man panicked in his heart when he said this. Sara, a woman who seems to be able to see through her own heart, but as a seasoned explorer, how can she be intimidated by such a small scene? Fatty almost forcibly turned the CPU of her brain to come up with a stupid way, "Of course if your Excellency If you want to hear it, let's play a little game."

Sara raised her head gracefully, indicating that Fatty is ready to start your performance at any time.

"The rules of the game are like this. First of all..." The fat man motioned Sarah to pick up the knife and fork, insert a piece of barbecue and wait for the story. The fat man also said that the story might be very short, but the result must be beyond her expectations.

So, Sara did so with some puzzlement... There was indeed a trace of curiosity about the so-called prediction in his mouth.

"There used to be a bar. The beautiful owner called Sarah. Sarah had a fork in her hand with meat on it. I ate it and you were greedy. My joke is over." The fat man mumbled while chewing the barbecue.

The cold eyes of Mengdie who was standing aside gradually widened... The moment she heard the words, her face turned pale, this...

Although this is a very old joke in their universe, Pang thinks it may not work in this time and space.

Sara's expression was astonished. She thought it was the most stupid joke of the year, but the result was really unexpected. The fat man actually ate the barbecue that she had forked...

Looking at Sara's astonished and beautiful face, Fatty thought he had succeeded, and stared at her with a gentlemanly chest and a mature smile, "Did it exceed your expectations?"

"It's a good story. Your Excellency is really a gentleman who likes to play pranks, but do you think I will be moved by such a cheap story?" Sara leaned on the table with her delicate body, speaking elegantly, half teasing, half unpredictable He said softly, "This doesn't seem to be a story that an explorer should have."

Sarah's implication seemed to be silently questioning the identity of the fat man, but she didn't point it out, implying something...

Can this be counted as the opponent's 'general'?Although at first he didn't know what Sara's intentions were, but after hearing this, Fatty knew that this Sara might be testing him in a seemingly peaceful way.

Although the fat man was flustered in his heart, he looked calmer than before, "As expected of our proprietress, Miss Sara—are you sure you want to hear short and funny jokes?"

"of course."

Hey, let's talk about it, it's time to test your true level, if you screw up today, you can only wait for Kesiao, and you will lose face by then, it's only because you didn't learn Chinese well in school, and there are few dirty jokes in your stomach.

While his thoughts were turning, the fat man secretly imitated the beginning of many stories, for example, today is a good day to pick up girls, on this sunny day...

No, for another example, he saw some routines on the Internet, but when things really caught up with this, he left those things he had seen before. In fact, he couldn't say that. An inexperienced little girl is very simple, but the person in front of her is a very knowledgeable proprietress of the Al Bar. The smiles of this kind of people are often very low, far lower than the smiles of serious people. , Once life experience is too much, it will gradually become dull, and gradually lose interest in new things.

Therefore, what the fat man thought was... It is almost impossible to make someone like Sara laugh.

As for Sarah, it is likely that he wanted to confirm his identity through simple chatting. In other words, his series of actions had attracted Sarah's attention long before, causing Sarah to suspect that he was trying to inquire about local intelligence and Feng Yi's truth. intention.

As explorers, they have traveled the world with extraordinary insights and seen joys and sorrows, so they must have a lot of wonderful words in their stomachs, whether it is joke stories or humanistic anecdotes.On the surface, I seem to be very good at communicating, but communicating with a woman with extraordinary knowledge like Sara may be seen through after a few words.

However, the arrow had to be fired, Fatty Xin played secretly and said that he would die, instead he smiled heartily, took a sip suddenly, and flicked his fingers to another table in his cynical and confident tone.

Sara turned away her curious gaze, and then Shi Shiran withdrew her gaze. There was undisguised confusion in her misty eyes.

Fat said: "That man is drunk."

Uh... the man was drunk...?
Sarah was a little dazed, yes, that person was drunk, although it was nonsense, but when the point was mentioned that the person was drunk, it connected the jokes together, and Sarah felt a kind of laughter inexplicably. meaning.

Although he didn't know what was going on, he saw the slight curvature on Sarah's pretty face, and the fat man continued to flick his fingers to the other side without hesitation, and said, "The whore is singing."

In the bar, following Sarah's gaze, many people's gazes were also looking at the prostitute on the stage at this moment.

Sara's eyes were like lightning, and she could feel the eyes of many people around her looking at the stage... This kind of nonsensical and casual joke made her inexplicably want to laugh, even Sara herself Can't tell what kind of emotion it is.

Fatty kept moving, and his rattle-like mouth was like a machine gun, saying again and again: "The meat on the fork is gone!"

"Huh? Meat? The meat is gone."

Sara looked at the steel fork in Su's hand blankly. Didn't this guy eat the meat? Let this fat man who came from nowhere and claimed to be an explorer...

"Yes, the meat is gone!" Poof!

Sara couldn't help laughing at the moment when she heard this, and a burst of silver bells rang out all around... Rao, the elegant and dignified beautiful proprietress, seemed to have suddenly lost her original inscrutability at this moment, smiling like a young girl. She couldn't lift her waist, and she even faintly felt a little ashamed with such a smile.

However, Fatty's words are really ridiculous. He actually said that the meat is gone, and he has eaten the meat. However, such a simple question is actually regarded as the finale by a self-proclaimed explorer who has traveled the world. Whenever Sarah thought of this, she couldn't bear the urge to laugh.

It was the most boring, idiotic, embarrassing and unbelievable joke she had ever heard.

Sara tried her best to restrain her smile, she was afraid, she was afraid that even her coiled hair would fall off when she laughed...

Seeing Fatty's bewildered, helpless and bewildered expression, Sarah's body twitched again.

It can be said that at first she didn't think this fat man was an explorer at all, or from the monitoring screen, this man was quite similar to the fat man from the previous day in terms of body shape and voice, Sarah roughly It can be confirmed that this fat white man should be the one who fought with Karl that day. She wanted to test the fat man's real intentions, but unexpectedly things often went beyond her expectations.

Fat didn't know what happened, he was at a loss in his heart, but he seemed to have fooled this person, thinking like this, Zhang Xiaobo continued to add the strategy according to this routine, saying: "There is no meat on the plate - that person is an idiot. "

Sara and everyone looked at the unlucky man called an idiot.

The dude who was called an idiot was stunned at first, why was he an idiot?The buddy came to his senses in an instant, shit, he pointed at his nose and waved his hands in denial, "No, it's not me, I'm not an idiot."

At this moment, the fat man is more and more sure that he has succeeded, more and more sure of his bold guess. He is the most fair and fair spokesperson of this bar. He shook his hands and thought of another person, and said: "He farted in public!"

The guy who was called to fart only felt his ass tighten. He did fart, but the fart happened a few minutes ago. How could this stupid fat man have a better nose than a dog? The guy who was called to fart stood up in a panic, extremely alert Denied: "Now this fart is not my fart!"

His voice caused a burst of laughter from the surroundings, and the man finally realized that he hadn't realized that he was tricked by this fat man so he didn't blame himself, MD, how angry!

puff!

Sara, who was laughing coquettishly, felt that her stomach was about to be out of breath, and waved her hands again and again to stop, "Enough is enough, stop talking."

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the man who was accused of farting in public was already furious and walked towards the fat man with his eyes wide open, as if he wanted to do something. He was almost mad with anger. He also admitted that he wanted to fight this damn fat man desperately.

"Bastard, how dare you say that I fart in public."

Fatty felt a little guilty, but he knew that at this time, he must not be cowardly. People are like this. If you don't do something, you can only do it or not, and you can only decide to stick to your personal position filled with righteous indignation.

The man became even more angry when he heard the words, he threw his fist and smashed it...

hum!
The brain suddenly realized that the proprietress Sara was on the side, don't you want to kill yourself? It's definitely a life-threatening and long-term rhythm. anger.

Since you can't fight, then use a kind way to challenge him in life, so the man boldly walked towards the fat man with wide eyes, and gently kissed the fat man in a way that no one present had ever imagined. With one bite, his eyes were full of provocation...

Fatty felt numb all over his body, he was stunned in place, he was lost in the cycle of thinking about life, he was a little dazed, I was a fucking man, this bastard dared to kiss me, the first kiss was gone...

Fatty wants to fight, wants to kill, but killing can't solve what he lost. Blood for blood and tooth for tooth is the deeper level of revenge for him...

Suddenly, the fat man took a step forward and leaned forward, offering sweet kisses one after another, boo...

He actually kissed the man.

There was a whimper from all around... Even the 'die' who is a ninja shook her delicate body at this moment, as if she had been greatly touched.

The man took three steps back, and wiped the corner of his mouth in disgust, MD, he actually kissed me!Impossible, if you want to play, I will play with you to the end, then follow him to tear off his shirt and stride forward to poke his head out to smell the fat man again.

The fat man spat quickly, and rushed forward in front of the man without showing any weakness, coming first, before the man kissed him.

At this moment, the applause came up one after another... There were also many bold and unrestrained men whistling, while yelling for the two to continue, good kiss.

If the previous humor can still use laughter as a leavening agent, then the scene in front of her has deeply touched everyone present. Sarah wanted to laugh and say something, but she didn't want to miss this wonderful moment, or say The whole person completely ignored the smile, and stared at the two people who were facing each other.

At this time, the fat man was already coming and going with the middle-aged man, and they were very happy to kiss each other.

One mouthful for you, one mouthful for me, another mouthful for you, and another mouthful for me.

bo bo bo bo...

Kissing and kissing. The man decided not to back down anymore. If he wanted to play, I would play with you to the end. His thinking was chaotic, so he took a step forward and decided not to back down and decided to keep kissing.

Shocked by the other party's courage, the fat man took a step back and looked around warily, but who is he?I am afraid even if I start to be ruthless, he will not lose, he is not wrong, the world is wrong, and the loser is a dog!

Thinking of this, the fat man felt his head getting hot. He strode forward, suddenly stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the man's thick and slender waist, and kissed him directly...

(End of this chapter)