unscientific love

Chapter 156 156. Senior sister is going to train the male god!

To reorganize things, two hours ago, when Ao Ye and Ling Ye were in room 2, entangled and happy, Zhuzi in room 1807 was receiving a spa massage from a cross-dressing man.

Because the other person didn't dress like a boy at all, he just enjoyed it normally. But later, this person did something to Zhuzi, which aroused Zhuzi's attention, and finally found out that he was a boy.

Directly exploded.

Old Wu said that the ladies in rooms 1805 and 1806 are the ones who come to the spa.

It's obviously deceptive.

But the official statement is that they don't know that technician No. 058 has such an identity.He also said that he can bear certain responsibilities, but whether he is responsible or not is not important at the moment, the important thing is that Bamboo feels cheated.

I couldn't help feeling that way.

Fortunately, after a period of comfort from Lao Wu and Ao Ye, he is feeling better now.

But Zhuzi's solution is not to meet the person involved, but to stay as far away as possible.

If it's something you know and like to wear, it's okay to make fun of it, but as a commercial behavior, it's a bit unacceptable.

Therefore, after a few people left the police station, Zhuzi felt depressed for a while and still couldn't untie the knot in his heart. Old Wu patted Zhuzi on the shoulder and said, "Did you not tell the truth? Did 'she' bother you in some way? If that's the case, The brothers beat 'her'. If you suffer, don't bear it."

"No, no."

Bamboo talks weakly.

Although from this matter, it can be big or small, but the result is that Zhu Zi lost his soul and fell into such a state. No matter what the truth of the matter is, he must find a way to get over it.

Then Ao Ye suggested if there was a nightclub or something nearby where we could have fun.

"Yes, of course there is, I know there is one!"

When he heard about the nightclub, Lao Wu was happier than anyone else.

Not only are there many beautiful girls in the nightclub, but they can also quickly elevate and release emotions.

Ao Ye and Lao Wu agreed that Zhuzi didn't want to go, and then Lao Wu and Ao Ye pushed him directly into the car.Walk to the nightclub.

In fact, when you encounter such depressing things, it’s good to vent them out. You need a friend to help you vent them. When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will still be a good man.

[Ao Ye]: Have you left?

on WeChat.

Ao Ye sent Ling Ye a WeChat message, but the other party didn't reply.

Then he sent an emoticon of five fingers tapping on the desk.

When I returned, my senior sister sent me a message.

[Lin Yaner]: Where are the people?
[Ao Ye]: In the car

[Lin Yaner]: Why are you going?

【Aoye】：Nightclub
【Lin Yaner】: Bloody machete.GIF
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister is jealous

[Lin Yaner]: Write your book well, why go to the nightclub?
[Ao Ye]: I want to vent my feelings.
[Lin Yan'er]: Let's go to see the girl.
[Ao Ye]: The conscience of heaven and earth, if my senior is by my side, it will be boring to see anyone else.

[Lin Yaner]: Scumbag
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, please don’t say that to me. A child who studies hard every day and makes progress every day is such a scumbag. And the definition of scumbag is when you have a girlfriend.

[Lin Yaner]: So what do you want to say?
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister is not my girlfriend yet
[Lin Yaner]: Okay, what’s a girlfriend? If you don’t have a girlfriend, if you don’t fall in love, there’s no such thing as B.

[Ao Ye]: Can you say one more thing?Are you Lin Yaner?

[Lin Yaner]: Of course, how is the novel writing going?

[Ao Ye]: I am updating normally, but two chapters have been posted for review.
[Lin Yaner]: Hahahaha
[Ao Ye]: What are you laughing at?
[Lin Yan'er]: Laughing at you, you must have written too carefully.
[Ao Ye]: The review has the final say

[Lin Yaner]: Pick a few sentences and send them to me for a look.

Then Ao Ye opened the home screen, clicked on Writer Assistant, took screenshots of the chapters updated in the morning, which may contain some explicit parts, and sent them to the goddess senior Lin Yaner.

[Ao Ye]: You can’t tell anything from this, you need to read it word for word.

[Lin Yaner]: Then send them all over
[Ao Ye]: I don’t

[Lin Yaner]: What, are you afraid that I will see you? [Ao Ye]: Senior sister, you don’t need to irritate me. Since that day when you said you wanted me to order more than 3000 each, you agreed to be my girlfriend. Now you are already half-hearted.
[Lin Yaner]: Where there is a will, there is a way. If you want to give up, no one can help you.

[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, can't you give me a few words of encouragement?
[Lin Yan'er]: The mountains are high and the emperor is far away. I'm at home now and I can't let you come.
[Ao Ye]: Why can’t you let me come?
[Lin Yaner]: My mother is at home. If I am alone, you can come

[Ao Ye]: It sounds like aunt is very fierce.

【Lin Yan'er】: The natural evil in managing people
[Ao Ye]: Then I know why the senior sister is so cold. Since the aunt is so fierce, she must also be cold. Like mother, like daughter.

[Lin Yaner]: Hey, I have different personalities from my mother, okay?
[Ao Ye]: Is your mother a beauty?
[Lin Yaner]: Of course, my mother is a beautiful mother

[Ao Ye]: Oh, by the way, senior, I want to ask you, how do you usually read novels? Do you rush to read them every time the author updates a chapter?Or in one breath?
[Lin Yan'er]: I'm sorry, of course it's a breath, it looks more refreshing in one breath, it's different, but I read your book every day
[Ao Ye]: Thank you, senior!I will definitely repay my senior sister’s kindness in this life!
[Lin Yan'er]: Don't forget, starting from today, you have to exercise every night. My senior sister helped you do a six-pack abs training course. After you finish exercising every day, send me a video.

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After that, an Excel was transferred.

When you click on it, you will see that it is a weekly training plan.

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Ruthless, really ruthless!
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister is trying to train me to be a male god.

[Lin Yan'er]: Fool, exercise your body well. It will be beneficial in all aspects.

[Ao Ye]: If the senior sister is not here, I’m afraid it will be difficult for me to complete it by myself
[Lin Yaner]: Then what do you want?

[Ao Ye]: I agree with the 6-pack abs fitness plan formulated by my senior, but I need her to accompany me and practice four times a week, from 4 to 5 pm every day. She will supervise me. Is that okay? ?
[Lin Yaner]: What are the benefits?

[Ao Ye]: What benefits does the senior want?

[Lin Yan'er]: Senior sister wants to vent when she is irritable
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, this is hinting that junior brother is a vent for senior sister.
[Lin Yan'er]: How wronged you, as long as you can always accompany senior sister

[Ao Ye]: That’s no problem. I can accompany my senior sister when I work out.

[Lin Yan'er]: Let me tell you, you have to be careful. If your movements are not up to standard during fitness, be careful that your sister steps on you
[Ao Ye]: As a mature and wise female student, the senior sister wears silk stockings and shakes her in front of the junior classmate, making him unbearable and tormented. This is the style that a goddess senior sister should have.
[Lin Yan'er]: Hey, what's there to see?
[Ao Ye]: Senior, you don’t know, just by listening to senior’s voice, I can eat three bowls of rice!
[Lin Yaner]: Voice.1 seconds

[Lin Yaner]: Let’s have dinner
[Ao Ye]: (rolling eyes) What can you hear in 1 second?

[Lin Yaner]: I won’t tell you anymore. I want my senior to accompany you to practice your abdominal muscles. Prepare to sweat profusely tomorrow afternoon.
[Ao Ye]: After sweating, my abdominal muscles stick to my senior’s face

[Lin Yan'er]: Eh... You gangster, it smells so bad. If you want to stick it, you'd better do it cleaner.
[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, don’t be defensive. It’s simpler and doesn’t hide too much. The smell of perfume may not be as fragrant as sweat.
[Lin Yan'er]: That's ridiculous!

[Ao Ye]: Some girls like it, and some girls like to smell men's stinky feet
[Lin Yaner]: Abnormal!

[Ao Ye]: To judge others by your own standards will be counterproductive, but tolerating and respecting others is the prerequisite for seeing the essence of things.
[Lin Yaner]: Junior, did you fill in the elective course for philosophy?

[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, what I mean is that if the senior student also has any hobbies, the junior student can accept it, just like if the senior sister loves me very much, but I feel that after sweating, I get closer to the senior sister and be beaten by the senior sister. You will enjoy kissing, and my senior sister can also accept it.
[Lin Yan'er]: Huh, that's not necessarily the case.

[Ao Ye]: I think men and women have one thing the same, such as things that they can’t figure out about each other. On the other hand, when the senior sister is dripping with fragrance and sweat, can I like or tolerate the smell of the senior sister?
[Lin Yan'er]: Hey...if I want to get close to someone, I must be the one who is clean

[Ao Ye]: So, can you understand what I just said?

[Lin Yaner]: Is there anything you don’t understand?

[Ao Ye]: I’m afraid that my senior sister doesn’t understand and pretends to understand.

[Lin Yan'er]: Huh, don't you just want to say that if senior has any hobbies, you can tell them frankly, right?

[Ao Ye]: It turns out that my senior sister is listening.
[Lin Yan'er]: When I see you, my junior, wanting to stop, I feel quite comfortable.

[Ao Ye]: When you cross your legs?
[Lin Yan'er]: Yes, but I don't know if this is a special hobby.
[Ao Ye]: It’s simple. For example, when your senior is stressed and irritable, you can call your junior over and try overlapping them to see if you can relieve the pressure. In fact, these are very normal. Most of us I don’t know how to effectively relieve my stress. I basically either add fuel to the fire or solve it through sleep. This is not healthy.

[Lin Yan'er]: So junior brother, do you like the way senior sister crosses her legs and scolds you in front of you?

[Ao Ye]: I don’t know. Anyway, when my senior is around, I am very efficient and excited. Maybe it has a lot to do with the relationship between my senior.
[Lin Yaner]: Your senior sister is awesome
[Ao Ye]: Your junior is also great.
[Lin Yaner]: By the way, how did you perform in the basketball auditions today?
[Ao Ye]: There is no pressure, and I also met a beautiful sports teacher.
[Lin Yaner]: Who?
[Ao Ye]: I’ve never seen the teacher in charge of selecting team members for the audition before. It seems like he just came here.

[Lin Yan'er]: If it's a goddess teacher, go and look for her.

[Ao Ye]:! ! !

[Lin Yaner]: Remember to take a photo for the senior sister tomorrow. The senior sister wants to see how this female teacher looks like a goddess.

[Ao Ye]: Senior sister, something is wrong with what you said!
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