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Chapter 113 Life is like a box of chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next one will taste like.

Just like the situation Li Banxia is facing at this moment...

In the girls' cafeteria, the five little ones gather for daily meals.

Zhong Bai excitedly took out several scripts and gave each of them to Li Banxia.

"what is this……"

Li Banxia poked the thing Zhong Bai pushed over with his finger.

Although the words "Zhong Bai's script" were written on the outside, Li Banxia seemed to see an ominous black aura coming from it...

In Li Banxia's memory, Zhong Bai's thing is comparable to a nuclear weapon...

"This is a script I wrote~"

Although Li Banxia's actions made her very dissatisfied, Zhong Bai was still very happy to explain Li Banxia's doubts as he was about to shoot his debut film.

Li Shuci on the side explained thoughtfully: "Due to the new semester of sophomore year, we no longer need to take photos, but instead take videos."

"The requirements for the video homework that Teacher Ye left for us are that it should be no less than 5 minutes in length and of any type. You can write, direct or act in it, but it must not be erotic or violent. It should be submitted every two weeks."

Zhong Bai happily agreed: "That's right! Everyone has to take part in this assignment, and you and Ren Yifan are my first and second male lead. Take a look at it, and then discuss its strengths and weaknesses enthusiastically! "

After speaking, he pushed the script in the direction of everyone.

Following Zhong Bai's movements, Li Banxia frowned, thinking about how to escape this disaster...

However, Li Banxia was still curious about how bad Zhong Bai's script was before he could see Ren Yifan, Lin Luoxue, and Li Shuci in the infirmary.

Li Banxia feels that in life, you still have to be brave enough to try.

After all, he has experienced being crushed by Tathagata Buddha and participated in the big explosion of the earth. He thought this little script would be more lethal than these two.

Thinking of this, I picked up the script and started reading it.

Unfortunately, Li Banxia still underestimated the power of Zhong Bai's script...

After reading the first two pages, Li Banxia felt that her spiritual world was seriously polluted!

At the same time, the food I ate in the morning was tumbling in my stomach, and I wanted to vomit it out...

For the safety of his own life, Li Banxia decisively closed the script!

Also unable to bear it were Ren Yifan, Lu Qiaochuan, and Li Shuci.

After they closed the script, they looked at each other, feeling as if they were in another world, with a mixture of sadness and joy, and finally they looked at each other speechless and choked...

As for Zhong Bai, looking at the performance of several people, he thought he liked her script very much, and said happily: "How about the script I wrote! Isn't it shocking!"

Seeing that everyone didn't answer, Zhong Bai could understand that it was the first time for them to see a shocking masterpiece. Their emotions were inevitably complicated, so he didn't rush them. He gave them a little buffering time and then asked them one by one.

"Li Banxia, ​​let me tell you first, which part is your favorite!"

"I like……"

Li Banxia originally planned to be blunt, saying that he liked the words "Zhong Bai's script", and the others were useless...

But Lu Qiaochuan, a doting maniac, saw Li Banxia's plan and slapped Li Banxia's thigh with his hand.

Full of tears, he shook his head and begged to Li Banxia.

Seeing Lu Qiaochuan's behavior against his will, Li Banxia immediately admired him.

This guy definitely has true love. Is this something a normal person can do? !

"Li Banxia, ​​which part do you like!"

Zhong Bai asked anxiously when he saw that Li Banxia only said half of what he said.

"I like the first part..."

Li Banxia finally gave President Lu face, but he didn't go against his own heart, he just used a more euphemistic way of saying it...

"Chinese culture is really broad and profound..."

Li Banxia couldn't help but sigh, and at the same time praised his wit.

Everyone understands, but only Zhong Bai, a fool, heard Li Banxia say this and thought he was talking about her shocking masterpiece. He immediately clapped his hands with satisfaction, and then happily went to Xiao Haiyang's psychological consultation.

Seeing Zhong Bai leaving, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Qiaochuan quickly stood up and bowed to Li Banxia and others: "Thank you, thank you, I really appreciate your cooperation! I am grateful, grateful!"

Although Lu Qiaochuan also feels that Zhong Bai's script is useless to say it is a compliment...

But seeing her happy, I was also very happy.

Ren Yifan covered his stomach with his hand, suppressing the discomfort and said to Lu Qiaochuan, "Mr. Lu, I really want to vomit... How did Zhong Bai write such a disgusting script..."

This time Li Shuci listened to her good friend Zhong Bai being complained about. She was not angry because after reading it, she also felt very uncomfortable...

"I understand, I really appreciate your hard work."

After reading Zhong Bai's script, Lu Qiaochuan almost suffered a myocardial infarction, and he understood everyone's feelings.

So I quickly apologized to several people.

Seeing Lu Qiaochuan's appearance, Li Banxia said earnestly: "Mr. Lu, lick the dog, lick the dog, lick it until the end, and you will have nothing left..."

If it weren't for Li Banxia's physical aura, he would be lying in the infirmary right now...

I really don’t know how Lu Qiaochuan endured it.

"thanks……"

When you come out to play, you have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand at attention when you are beaten.

Lu Qiaochuan could only force a smile and say thank you to Li Banxia.

And Li Banxia looked at Lu Qiaochuan's appearance, and didn't tease him anymore, but looked at Li Shuci who looked uncomfortable, and worried: "Shuci, do you need to go to the school doctor?"

"nothing……"

Seeing Li Shuci's insistence, Li Banxia had no choice but to give up.

After checking the time, it was almost time for his psychological counseling. He could only tell Li Shuci to tell him if he had anything to do, and then left.

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In the psychological consultation room, Li Banxia lay wilted on the table. His happiness was deprived...

Li Banxia is quite happy to be the psychological committee member of her classmates.

To resolve the inner melancholy of students, we are proactive and spare no effort.

And every time it comes to psychological consultation, Li Banxia is always conscientious, arriving early and not leaving late.

But such an excellent successor who is devoted to his job, loves his job, respects his teachers, unites his classmates, and will be the future outstanding successor of the motherland in all aspects of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor development, has actually been complained...

After attending the psychological committee last semester, the teacher talked to Li Banxia.

The main content is probably that he received an anonymous report from his classmates and strongly requested Li Banxia to rectify his psychological counseling methods. If he is complained about the same problem again, then Li Banxia will have no choice but to retire honorably.

"Oh, I originally wanted to look towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch..."

Li Banxia thought sadly and angrily, if he knew who made the complaint, the next consultation would let him know what it means to cry rhythmically!

Just when Li Banxia was thinking wildly, there was a knock on the door.

"Knock down."

Hearing the knock on the door, Li Banxia calmed down and then said: "Please come in."

It's just that when I saw the person who came, I felt a little numb. The person who came was actually Liu Enshuo! !

"Goddess!! I'm coming!"

Finally had the chance to be alone with the male god!
When he thought of this, Liu Enshuo suddenly beamed~
"Hehehe..."

Li Banxia smiled very reluctantly: "Why is it you..."

"Oh, I'm here for Xiang Huiwu from our dormitory~"

Looking at the young man Liu Enshuo, Li Banxia felt a little bit about the mood of his classmates coming to see him...

But she couldn't drive him out now, so she could only say: "What about that? Sit down..."

"Good man!"

I saw Liu Enshuo sitting down, holding his chin in his hands, staring straight at Li Banxia with a gentle smile on his lips.

→_→

See no evil!

See no evil!

Li Banxia tried his best to avoid Liu Enshuo's eyes and said quickly: "Ahem, do you have any questions to ask?"

This made Liu Enshuo a little surprised, because Li Banxia's opening remarks were very different from what he heard.

But he didn't care. After thinking for a while, he said: "Mr. God, I have no questions to ask." After hearing this, Li Banxia exclaimed in his heart, great!

But he still said expressionlessly: "In that case, you can sign here and leave."

"Goddess, do you and Goddess Ren not want to see me so much..."

Li Banxia's words somewhat hurt Liu Enshuo.

"There's no way...you're overthinking...it's just that if there's nothing wrong with you, you can let the next classmate come in."

Li Banxia started to tell lies...

After hearing this, Liu Enshuo hurriedly said in order to stay with the brightest star in the night sky for a while, "Then I have a question to ask!"

"Uh... Just tell me..."

Liu Enshuo hesitated for a while, thinking hard about what he needed to consult, and finally said hesitantly: "Goddess, my girlfriend broke up with me after meeting Mr. Ren once..."

Oh? !

This topic can be discussed!
Li Banxia thought for a moment and then said, "How are you feeling now?"

"my mood?"

Liu Enshuo was confused: "I'm in a good mood."

After hearing this, Li Banxia asked in confusion: "Didn't your girlfriend break up with you?"

Why are you still in a good mood after we broke up?
"Yes, but we broke up peacefully."

Then Liu Enshuo suddenly understood and said: "Mr. God, I know why you are confused."

"Appreciate further details……"

For some reason, Li Banxia felt that the land he named Sanguan would be plowed again...

No matter what Li Banxia thought, Liu Enshuo spoke enthusiastically: "She is such a male god. It was me who broke up with her in the first place. This situation is equivalent to me and my ex-girlfriend reaching an agreement. That has reached an agreement." Why should I be sad about our intended breakup?"

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There is no doubt that Li Banxia is in such a state of confusion.

Seeing that Li Banxia still didn't understand, Liu Enshuo continued to explain: "Let's put it this way, this situation is like if you go to the store to buy something, are you sad after buying it? Or are you sad if you pass the defense of your thesis?"

You may say that Liu Enshuo was wrong, but he was very methodical.

You're right, right? It seems to be different from the breakup situation in the world, there is something indescribably weird...

After listening, Li Banxia was stunned, unable to recover for a long time.

And Liu Enshuo saw that Li Banxia was there without any reaction, took out his mobile phone and took a sneak shot, then wrote his name in the sign-in book, and left quickly!
Li Banxia's encircled state didn't recover until the next classmate came over...

After successfully depressing another classmate, Li Banxia became clear-minded and saw his true nature.

This is the normal development of psychological counseling! !

After feeling happy, Li Banxia no longer thought about Liu Enshuo's problem.

Seeing that it was still early, I wanted to send a message to ask what my little cabbage was doing.

At this time, Ren Yifan's call came.

"Ren Yifan, what's wrong?"

"Mr. Li... is it convenient for you to come to the infirmary..."

"What's wrong??"

"Li Shuci is also here..."

"Okay! Right now!"

Hearing this, Li Banxia quickly packed up his things and ran towards the school infirmary.

After a while, I saw Li Shuci in the infirmary who was listless and pale.

Seeing Li Banxia coming, Ren Yifan said happily: "Li..."

However, Li Banxia directly ignored Ren Yifan and ran to Li Shuci's side, caring for him cordially.

After it was confirmed that Li Shuci had received intravenous drip and he felt better, Li Banxia breathed a sigh of relief.

Then I realized that Ren Yifan sat next to Li Shuci at some point, and asked in surprise, "Mr. Ren, why are you here too?!"

Haha...there are guys of the opposite sex who are inhumane...

If he hadn't been feeling unwell right now, Ren Yifan would have wanted to fight Li Banxia!
"Li Banxia, ​​your uncle... just called me..."

"Oh Mr. Ren, don't worry about these details."

Li Banxia did not argue with Ren Yifan. If someone burped, he would have committed a crime and was not worthy of his punishment.

Just when he saw the doctor, Li Banxia stood up and asked: "Doctor, I'm sorry, how is my friend?"

The doctor who was stopped was also puzzled.

He was very confused and said: "Young man, to be honest, I have been a doctor for so many years, and I have never seen such a strange disease. My stomach doesn't hurt at all, it's not food poisoning, it's just vomiting."

After hearing this, Li Banxia's mouth twitched, and he knew why...

After thanking the doctor, he returned to Li Shuci and asked, "Have you two finished reading Zhong Bai's script?!"

"Do not……"

Ren Yifan shook his head: "To be precise, I only saw a third of it, and we formed a team to come to the infirmary..."

Then Ren Yifan said in a more desperate tone: "Also, Zhong Bai decided that I would be the male lead in her script..."

Because Ren Yifan was so motivated to read his script with tears in his eyes, Zhong Bai made the decision on the spot to cast Ren Yifan as the male lead.

After hearing this, Ren Yifan only felt despair about the rest of his life...

These words made Li Banxia's scalp numb and cold sweat broke out.

Fortunately, I have something to do in the afternoon, otherwise with Zhong Bai's temperament, he would probably force himself to read the script!
Li Banxia quickly put the scary thoughts out of his mind.

Since there was nothing to do in the afternoon, Li Banxia decided to take care of the two of them here. After all, both Li Shuci and Ren Yifan were in a sick state, so he was not at ease.

However, Zhong Bai's feat is far more than that...

At night, Quan Zhangting, Guo Baoyou, and Lin Luoxue all came to the infirmary with pale faces.

This fight shocked the doctors, because the symptoms of the three of them were exactly the same as those of Li Shuci and Ren Yifan!
The doctor quickly put on masks and asked several people to sit down and take a rest. Then he called the epidemic prevention center in a panic to report that a new infectious disease might have appeared.

Looking at several people with similar symptoms, Li Banxia asked in disbelief: "You guys also read that script?!"

Lin Luoxue suppressed her nausea and nodded.

Guo Baoyou and Quan Zhangting saw the script Ren Yifan left in the dormitory, couldn't help their curiosity, and started reading it.

Then we came here together.

"A sin..."

Looking at the five people in uniform, Li Banxia couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

Afterwards, the people at the epidemic prevention center were startled by the phone call and sent people over hurriedly. However, after a long inspection, nothing was found.

The five people who saw Ren Yifan also recovered after a night's rest. No new victims appeared subsequently, and the matter was dismissed.

Afterwards, life seemed to be peaceful, but in fact some people were in dire straits...

For example, idiot Ren Yifan.

Under Zhong Bai's high pressure, Ren Yifan actually memorized such a script full of flaws word for word!

This made Li Banxia look at Ren Yifan like a monster, and secretly admired him: "I really didn't know that Ren Yifan had the talent of masochism before..."

Quan Zhangting and Guo Baoyou immediately left the dormitory as soon as they saw Ren Yifan pick up the script.

Even in the dormitory, you have to be the farthest away from Ren Yifan!
Maybe you think it's an exaggeration, but one day, Ren Yifan accidentally put the script on Guo Baoyou's desk.

After the dog meat came back, he saw the script on the table.

He immediately retreated like a cat that had exploded its thorns and said in fear: "Get this ominous thing away quickly!!"

"As for..."

Li Banxia looked at this scene and really didn't know how to complain...

"As for!"

Guo Baoyou was very frightened and said: "Boss, I suspect that your little boy is a wizard and has put a curse on it!"

After saying that, he put on his gloves, carefully picked up the script with a clothes hanger, and placed it gently on Ren Yifan's desk.

After this process, Guo Baoyou threw the hanger directly into the trash can and quickly washed his hands with hand sanitizer.

The powerful Dou Di is so terrifying...

　Thanks to me for talking about time, Yeyue x Tong’s monthly ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)