The Supreme Punishment of the Big Bug

Chapter 30 Afraid of laughing to death

Chapter 30 Afraid of laughing to death

Not very hard?
Del almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

If you didn't use very much force, you would almost be kicked by Lao Bo and unable to get up. If you use all your strength, Lao Bo wouldn't be paralyzed?
His face twitched slightly, then he shook his head: "It's okay, let's continue."

'bang'

He flew out again, hit the wall hard, and then slid down the wall to the ground.

"Mom sells batches." Del climbed up from the ground tremblingly, and then yelled at Ilia: "Why the hell did you kick me again!!!"

"You said you should continue." Ilia shrank her head, looking aggrieved.

Del tilted his head and thought for a while. It seemed like there was nothing wrong?

"I said continue, but I didn't say start. It won't start until I say start." Del emphasized.

Ilia nodded cutely: "Yes, I know!"

Judy couldn't stand it anymore: "Dell, you go back to your seat first, and I'll check Ilia myself."

Del grinned, "Damn it, wouldn't his two kicks be in vain?"

But now that Judy had spoken, he obviously had no chance, so he had no choice but to sit back in his seat, holding his stomach and grinning.

"Okay, come on, attack me with all your strength, and use all the fighting skills I taught you before." Judy walked up to Ilia and said softly.

"Okay, Teacher Judy." Ilia nodded, her delicate little face becoming serious.

Ilia punched out and hit Judy on the chest. Judy's expression remained unchanged and she bent her elbow. Although the punch was extremely fast, it was easily deflected by her.

Then Judy stretched out her long legs and kicked towards Ilia's shoulder. Ilia bit her lip, then turned around, pressed down her arms, grabbed the long legs kicked by Judy, and then kicked towards He kicked Judy's soft knee joint.

Judy's expression remained unchanged, she twisted her body slightly, retracted her legs, and then easily blocked Ilia's menacing kick.

Ji Wuye hid under the seat and watched quietly, feeling a little bored. He could see that Ilia was giving her all, but every attack was easily resolved by Judy. The two were not on the same level at all. .

And Judy left room for leeway from beginning to end, otherwise Illya would be defeated in one face-to-face encounter.

This is actually a performance show for teachers to educate students.

Ji Wuye was too lazy to continue reading, and took advantage of everyone's attention, and then quickly ran out of the classroom and headed towards the naughty child's class.

The most important thing now is learning the language, and other things come second.

After coming to Xiongzi's class, Ji Wuye found a corner to hide, and then quietly began to listen to the teacher's lecture. He is a beautiful boy who loves to study, and all he cares about is study!

"Shi Senming, use the word 'but' in Yinyao to make a complete Yinyao sentence." Teacher Thor took a sip from the water glass next to him and looked under the podium.

"Utopia's eggs are red." Shi Senming stood up and said righteously.

Thor's arm holding the water glass trembled slightly: "Shi Senming"

"Teacher Thor, are you so moved that you can't speak because the sentences I created are too beautiful?" Shi Senming looked confused.

"No, I think you are a bastard who chews shit and can't tell the priorities." Thor looked at the sky 45 degrees with a sad expression.

"Teacher, didn't you say 'egg is'? I think I made it very well." Shi Senming looked puzzled.

Thor glanced at him quietly: "Can you tell me that environmental factors and genetic factors are the same thing?" "I think so, Mr. Thor, if I look like my father, it is genetic factors, If I look like my neighbor, it's due to environmental factors, my dad and my neighbor are both human." Shi Senming grinned and nodded heavily.

Thor's fingers trembled and he almost dropped the water glass in his hand.

Because he suddenly felt that what this naughty kid said was quite reasonable!
He felt that the lessons he had learned over the past few years were in vain and he might as well start over in life.

"We will continue the lecture, and then the teacher will tell you some beautiful things, things that encourage people to be positive. Generally speaking, everyone calls it medicine for the soul."

"However, work has the soul medicine of work, and entrepreneurship has the soul medicine of entrepreneurship. Workers drink the soul medicine of entrepreneurship, and their mood will become restless and restless. Entrepreneurs drink the soul medicine of work, and their mood will be Becoming depressed, yearning for that stability.”

"So, don't drink spiritual medicine indiscriminately, and what I will tell you next is the spiritual medicine for learning." Thor glanced at Shi Senming and continued to lecture.

"But, teacher, I don't like taking medicine!" Shi Senming raised his hand.

"Can you calm down for a while? If you don't want to ask the parents." Thor's face twitched slightly.

"Oh, okay, teacher, I understand." Shi Senming spread his hands with a helpless expression.

Thor shook his head, not wanting to struggle with this naughty kid on this issue. He felt that if he continued to struggle with this naughty kid on this issue, he would probably doubt his life.

"But, teacher, I really don't like taking medicine. I'm telling the truth." Shi Senming suddenly said again.

"Shi Senming" Thor put down the water glass tremblingly: "Don't say you are my student when you go out in the future. I thank you for being my eighteenth generation ancestor!"

Ji Wuye, who was hiding in the corner, laughed so hard that his belly cramped. nnd, this naughty kid is too unlovable. Fortunately, he is not this naughty kid's teacher.

Otherwise, this naughty kid must be given in-depth transformation and instruction until he can transform into a doubtful life.

"But, you are my teacher? Didn't you teach us not to lie?" Shi Senming looked confused.

He seemed very confused as to why Thor wouldn't let himself say that he was his student.

This is obviously a fact!

Some time ago, Teacher Thor taught himself that lying was not a good boy, so why did he let himself lie so suddenly?

Sure enough, adults are all transformed into eels.

"Shi Senming, shut up, I don't want to hear you talk anymore!" Thor sighed and said weakly.

"Oh, okay, teacher." Shi Senming nodded and shut his mouth obediently.

"Forget it, we won't talk about spiritual medicine anymore. Next, I will continue to teach you how to read and recognize sentences. Although some guys make the teacher very unhappy, you have to love a job when you do it." Thor continued.

When he was halfway through his words, Shi Senming interrupted him doubtfully: "Teacher Thor, who is this person? Is she your girlfriend? What a strange name. It feels a bit like the Yin Yao Interstellar Federation. Is your daughter Is your friend from Yinyao?"

Ji Wuye clearly saw Thor's facial muscles twitching violently.
"Shi Senming! Call me your mother this afternoon! I have to talk to her again!" Thor roared.

"Just scream. Why are you so fierce?" Shi Senming shrank his head.

Ji Wuye, who was laughing beside him, had a belly cramp. He felt that maybe he should change to a class with naughty children.

Otherwise, before you learn the language to perfection in the future, you will laugh yourself to death first, and the gain will outweigh the loss.

 Ask for a ticket~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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