Chapter 2
Across the corridor, the original red and green lattice wooden door opens wide inward, and a large transparent cool cloth curtain covers the outside.

Just as the third uncle said, there was no breeze in the house with the east-west door open, and the thin cool cloth curtain did not move at all.

The red and green flower windows that opened above were also propped up as much as possible, and the exposed windows were also covered with cool cloths. Under the influence of the light from inside and outside, the room seemed pitch black, and the more it looked, the more ferocious it became.

Just as I calmed down my uneasiness and was about to go in to meet my new siblings, I heard a voice behind me that made me grin.

"YoYo……

Don't tell me, third uncle, you are quite white!Even Widow Qin in our courtyard doesn't chase you away. It's only been a few months since you've been naked. You won't be able to peel off your skin for another half month?

Remember to say hello to me when the time comes, I am the cook, and you can peel off the skin and remove the meat with just a handful of hands. "

Comrade He Yuzhu, who had just been replaced as the first protagonist, kept knocking on the third uncle all the way.

This made the three masters very angry, but the opponent was the foolish Zhuzhu who was not stingy with his tricks. He had all kinds of tricks, strategies and clever tongues, but he couldn't get rid of his messy and arrogant words. Yan Laokouer was anxious for a while. Sweating like rain.

"Silly Zhu, what you are saying is not pleasant to hear! Is this what you should tell the third uncle?"

Lao Yan replied with a flat belly. He felt extremely weak to fight back. He only hoped that he could use his status as the third uncle to suppress the lively gangster opposite him.

"Hey! Third uncle, what are you talking about? I'm not afraid that you will get hot, so I care about the old man!"

"What old man? I, your uncle, am in my prime years!"

"Third uncle, we don't want to scold the streets when we talk about it and make trouble. Who is the uncle?"

"What am I..."

"Yo...Yo...Yo, what is this? What is this? Don't move, don't move, let me go."

Silly Zhu, who was arguing with the third uncle, shook his head and caught a glimpse of Chen Jisheng standing under the tree at the door of the west room. The blue and white short-sleeved Haihun shirt caught his eye instantly.

Regardless of the third uncle who was about to stand up and curse, Silly Zhu rushed towards Chen Jisheng while making a sound.

"Man, is this a real sea soul shirt? I heard that those who wear this are elites. Can you get one for me, brother?"
I've been thinking about this good thing for a long time, and I've visited several pigeon markets and trust stores everywhere, but I couldn't find anything I could wear.

Man, you are taller than me. I can wear this shirt. "

Looking at the good comrade He Yuzhu, who was looking all over the place and talking in all directions, but only throwing his arms and legs back in circles, Chen Ji felt numb, and his disheveled hair was slightly fried. He lowered his right hand, pulled out his right leg, slightly arched his left leg, and swung He took a stance of four or six steps.

On this hot and sweaty day, if he is hit by something like this, no matter how hard he is pinched, no amount of ice cream and popsicles will be able to relieve the heat, and he will not be given a big mouth weighing eighty pounds. , I'm afraid I'm sorry for his mean appearance.

"Hey... you are a serious practitioner!

Invincible style!
Men, we have no grievances. I can't stand your big mouth. If you hit me behind the ears, I'll leave it alone.

My name is He Yuzhu of the Central Courtyard. You can call me Zhuzhu or Silly Zhu. I just want to ask you if you have too many sea soul shirts. "

Stupid?This guy doesn't look stupid at all. This reaction, this rant, this clear-minded cowardly manner, anyway, Chen Jisheng was ready to deal with the souvenirs from his comrades, but it was just aborted.

The guy opposite him can be considered a martial artist. His wrestling skills in Sijiu City are no worse than those in Jinmen, and his boxing skills are not as good as those in a year's wrestling when he gets close.

Neighbors in the front, middle, and back yards can't use genitals, choke throat, eye insertion, stomping feet, and anti-joints. It's okay to say that if they are killed, they will be half-crippled by hand crazes, but they will be laughed at for not being good at learning. No one can be seen in the courtyard.

"Brother Zhu!
The clothes are all trivial. I’ll send them to you after they’re washed and dried tomorrow. On this hot day, you rushed over to me, startling me, and I unconsciously put on airs. Please don’t mind!Think of this dress as an apology.

I am Chen Jisheng, and I live in this house. My brothers and sisters at home call me Chen Saner. You can also call me that. "

After listening to Silly Zhu's words, Chen Jisheng was also a little enlightened. This posture of twisting the waist and shaking hands, the ignorant can't see the good, and the knowledgeable will not see where you want to hit, he doesn't care about your mouth or the ear, he only cares about you. This posture is not fatal for the shot. If the position and direction are fatal, the shot from the opposite side will not be light either. The mouth can only be directed towards the head. The head is a serious fatal area. This is not a misunderstanding.

"We, gentlemen, have fallen out completely, let alone apologizing or not. I can't ask for this thing in vain, so it's not a frivolous affair! Besides, we're not frivolous here either!
The third uncle is right in front of you. If I get your money in vain, why don't you hold a hospital meeting to talk to me? "

Silly Zhu, Silly Zhuzi, a good comrade who is used to hearing this, heard Chen Jisheng call Zhu Ge, and all 360 pores in his body relaxed. This shout made the dog days of summer feel refreshed, and the sweat all over his body was also caused by it. Not to mention how comfortable it is.

"Xiao Chen, don't be afraid of silly Zhu Zhu. If silly Zhu really dares to ask for your shirt, the three masters of our hospital will definitely send him in to eat steamed buns."

On a hot day, no one came out to eat or have fun. Even the people at home nearby only made two loud noises and then stopped. There was only a third uncle standing by and silently complimenting the two of them. It was just a compliment. Still setting up rice seedlings, you have to talk twice. "Third uncle, it's not that serious. It's just for fun. I won't delay your summer vacation. You can rest first.

Brother Zhuzhu, I just heard you telling the third uncle that you were the cook. What a coincidence. I just came back today and I haven’t found Fanzhe yet, and you’re here!Are you going out for something? "

The three of them had nothing good to say together. Chen Jisheng pressed the button of the third uncle, thinking that the food would be good. The guy opposite was a serious cook with a heritage. It sounded delicious, but I don’t know if it is really delicious. Let’s try the quality first. .

"Hey! What can I do this Sunday? I drank a little too much yesterday. I didn't get up this morning and missed the tub. I couldn't hold my arms when it was hot.

Hey...hey!I just looked at the clothes, and I can’t hold them in my arms anymore. I’ll come over as soon as I go to see what materials I have at home. If it’s short, I still have some, so you can treat me tonight! "

Looking at Lao He who is coming and going with a gust of wind, Chen Jisheng is also full of lawsuits. Unfortunately, it is two o'clock now. If the meal is at five or six o'clock, it will catch up with the heat. It makes people angry but not annoying.

Without further hesitation, he picked up a canvas bag lying on the ground, gently opened the cool cloth curtain and walked into the dark house.No one greeted me when I entered the house, and there was no other sound except Xixi Suso.

Putting the bag in his hand by the door, he adjusted to the light and glanced in front of him. There were three rooms in total: the main room, the south room, and the north room.

There was a round table in front of him, with eight square wooden stools randomly placed around it. A cupboard as tall as one person was leaning against the wall on one side. The upper half of the cupboard was a sliding two-compartment cabinet inlaid with glass. There were three drawers across the middle with round handles. It's quite beautiful. It looks like a glass handle I've seen before. Below it is a split cabinet door with wood color and pattern. The size is the same as the glass grid. It is considered a relatively good-looking piece of furniture.

Between the two cupboards is the modified rear window, which is wider and longer. The two glass windows open inward, and there is an entire rectangular window sash outside. It is still covered with a cool cloth, and there are several horizontal and vertical stripes outside the cool cloth. Two-finger thick iron bars can ensure safety, but the style of the window does not match the exterior doors and windows.

However, the walls of this house are really good, with a thickness of [-] to [-] centimeters, which cannot be penetrated by ordinary small cannons, and it has good thermal insulation properties, keeping it warm in winter and cool in summer.

When the weather is hot in the south room, the glass door, which is similar to the rear window, is tightly closed. The partition wall is made of square wooden panels, and the light yellow-green paint is somewhat shiny, so the privacy is not high.

Turning his head to the north, the door of the north room was open. Just one glance made Chen Jisheng stomp his feet twice on the ground paved with small green tiles. If he didn't stomp, he would not be relieved. Standing in the room was a man who was about to fall into deep sleep. A big pit that bottomed out.

In this family, in the next ten years or so, no matter how many heroes and heroes she had, she wouldn't be able to trick her, making him want to die all over again.

"Weedy!"

I wrote a letter asking my son to be discharged from the army and return home as soon as possible. The son was unambiguous. Just when there was an accident on the boat, he risked his life to save others. He was looking forward to killing three birds with one stone, being injured in the war, being discharged from the army, and having merit.

A fierce man plunged into the sea, from two or three meters to five or six meters, and then to ten meters below. The deepest point was close to 20 meters. Seven of them went up, but the two that sank were nowhere to be found.

It turned out that Biaozi had played himself offline, and it took him almost 10 minutes, almost choking his lungs, to crawl out of the sea with all his beard and tail intact.

Who would have thought that he would make it out of the bottomless abyss of the sea alive? Counting the examination and treatment in the hospital and the rush, he would be in a state of confusion for only seven days, and then plunge into the endless abyss of the human heart. Even if he died or lived, he would still be unable to avoid the big pit!

"Chen San'er, you bastard! You haven't been home for more than three years. When you come home, you curse others. Your parents leave as soon as they say. I still have to take care of them. Is it easy for me? Ugh..."

Got it!

She is bright, smooth, tall, has a clear voice, a soft body, and a soft temper. She is silly and sweet and can't even curse. She is still a dear sister. There is another one who is standing aside with her eyes rolling around in vain. Little girl.

Next to the little girl, there is a brother with a bruise on his face who is older than the little girl. These three guys must not cheat people in the future!From now on, these three of them won't have to cause any trouble at home. Trouble will come to their door one after another.

"Chen Baohong!

Cry, cry your ass off!I quickly shut up and looked to see if there was anything else to eat at home. I just found a cook at the door and had a big dinner tonight. "

Looking at the crying big beauty, I glanced at the quirky little beauty licking her lips. She had a big head and a big meal. It was all like this. There was no point in having a big head. I had to prepare to fill my stomach carefully before thinking about it. Find ways to fill holes.

We are not ordinary people. As soon as a door of the large storage warehouse in our own space is opened, we have no worries about food and drink. At worst, we have to start all over again.

"Second brother, is the cook you are talking about the idiot from Zhongyuan? Don't tell me, he is not a [-]-year-old guy, but the cooking is very delicious. I smelled it once last month, and it made me salivate. The clothes are on.

But Ya's not a good person. Every time she looks at her second sister, her eyes are slanted like that of the blind Taoist priest at the temple gate, with only white eyes left. "

The guy with a bruised nose and face doesn't look like a good guy. He's just as good at complimenting people, stepping on people, and showing off. He's definitely not a guy who can make people worry-free.

"That's right! The eldest sister's cooking is too bad. My parents have been gone for a long time. They eat half-baked steamed buns and salty pickle sticks every day. If you don't come back, third brother, I will starve to death. .”

have to!The little girl is better, she is a great talent who can kill relatives for justice.

(End of this chapter)

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