This classmate is too normal!

Chapter 200 You Didn't Wash Your Hands
Lin Jingyu nodded heavily, and then responded——

"I will treat her well."

……

……

Until Lin Jingyu carried her into the wedding car to pick up the bride, Lu Youyou vaguely remembered what Lin Jingyu said to Yan Yinxiang.

"Are you sleepy?" Lin Jingyu asked.

"Well, a little bit." Lu Youyou leaned her head against the car window, squinting her eyes and falling asleep for a while.

Lin Jingyu thought about it, then turned the primary school student's head over and rested it on his shoulder.

Lu Youyou leaned all the way, so after getting off the car, there was a layer of putty left on Lin Jingyu's suit.

"..."

"..."

Lu Youyou looked at the crime scene and her eyes twitched violently.

Look, she said not to lean on Lin Jingyu, but he insisted on letting her lean on him...

Now Lu Youyou feels guilty.

Lin Jingyu used a wet wipe to wipe off the powder left on the suit. After the marks were almost gone, he got out of the car first, and then another princess carried Lu Youyou into their family's hotel.

Both families are from Yicheng, and their wedding customs are quite different.The emcee led the newlyweds and said some auspicious words about beauty and wealth, and then handed the topic to Su Mingyue and the others.

Master of Ceremony: "The bridesmaid and the best man can say a few words of blessing!"

The microphone was loud, drowning out the noise of the guests chatting.

The microphone was handed to Su Mingyue, and then passed to the right in turn.

Su Mingyue: "For a lifetime."

Zhong Ruixue: "The two of us are of the same mind."

Yu Fangfang: "Three-star Gonghu."

Luo Wenxian: "Four joys are coming to our door."

Xie Sinian: "There will be a good harvest."

Pu Xiucheng: "Sixty-six great successes."

Then the microphone was handed to Lu Youyou.

Lu Youyou didn't expect this to happen. She was stunned when she took the phone. She subconsciously tapped the phone twice, and then there was a brief echo from all around.

Lu Youyou: "Do I also want to bless myself?"

The master of ceremonies heckled: "The bride should also say something."

"Well--"

Lu Youyou thought for a moment, then her voice fell into the microphone and made a "woo" sound.

Lu Youyou: "Seven stars are shining high."

Then the microphone was handed to Lin Jingyu.

Lin Jingyu: "Eight,"

Lin Jingyu was stunned as soon as he opened his mouth.

Eight what?
What came to his mind now was eight, eight, eight, hair, hair, hair.But can this be said?
Obviously not.

So Lin Jingyu stumbled with a straight face.He didn't remember any blessing words at the beginning of eight, so his mind twitched, and he finally said with a dark face, "Eight years, one hundred and eight treasures."

Yoyo Lu: "?"

Lu Youyou turned around and stared at Lin Jingyu in disbelief, what are you talking about? !
She now wants to beat Lin Jingyu to death.

There was total silence at this moment.

The best man, bridesmaid, and audience looked at Lin Jingyu with something wrong in their eyes. Fortunately, Lin Jingyu was thick-skinned enough, and he was still standing here pretending as if nothing had happened.

Fortunately, the emcee was a very experienced host. He smoothed things over and took over the matter lightly.

The cousin in the audience suddenly understood something. It turned out that her cousin was uneducated.

……

……

Lin Jingyu, who was on the stage, felt that things were not that simple. He felt that he was going to be beaten by Lu Youyou tonight.

This has been a habit he has developed over the years.

As he expected, Lu Youyou would definitely close the door and kick him on the shoulder, but because of his height, the kick would turn into a split.

Thinking of his fate, Lin Jingyu glanced at Lu Youyou calmly.

The two are very close.

Lin Jingyu, who was secretly staring at his wife, was immediately caught by Lu Youyou, so Lu Youyou snorted softly, passed his hand around his waist, and squeezed Lin Jingyu lightly using the audience's blind spot.

"Hmmmm~"

Lin Jingyu immediately straightened his back again, with a straight face, pretending that no one had done anything wrong to him.

The emcee's presiding over was over, and then came the tea ceremony.

Lu Youyou originally imagined how she would answer if the master of ceremonies asked whether to call daddy or mom first.

I went through several answers in my head, and in the end, the teacup was in hand and the host didn't ask any questions.It seemed that Lu Youyou was free to serve tea to whomever he wanted first.

Originally, on such a festive day as a wedding, isn’t it always the case that tea should be served first?
Originally it was nothing, but if this kind of question is asked, if the bride doesn't handle it well, the four of them will inevitably be unhappy.

Lu Youyou breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. In this case, she would serve tea according to the principle of being nearby.

"..."

The tea cup is held in both hands, high above the head.

This cup is dedicated to Zhou Momei.

It's just that the first time I changed my mouth, it was a bit strange. Lu Youyou made the "Mom" mouth shape in his mouth for a long time before shouting it out slowly.

"Mom, drink tea."

"Hey," Zhou Momei happily agreed.

Next, I offered a toast to Lin Yuebo.When the primary school student raised his teacup, he took a peek at Lin Yuebo. The man smiled, but Lu Youyou felt even more scared in his heart.

So she only glanced secretly, then immediately lowered her head and said respectfully: "Dad, please drink tea."

"Ah."

Zhou Momei blew away some of the heat in the cup and felt that the tea was a little hot.

Ok……

But if you don't finish drinking, will you think she doesn't like her?
Lin Jingyu raised his head and stared blankly at the two of them drinking tea.

Zhou Momei finally finished the cup that Lu Youyou gave her, but as soon as she put down the empty tea cup, Lin Jingyu offered another cup with a wink.

Lin Jingyu imitated Lu Youyou's sweet tone: "Mom, please drink tea."

Zhou Momei's eyes twitched: "..."

Do you believe her when she said she was full?
……

……

After the tea ceremony, it was time for Lin Jingyu to take Lu Youyou around to identify relatives.

He held the primary school student's hand and stepped in when he saw someone chatting somewhere, and then introduced Lu Youyou well.

Lu Youyou couldn't remember faces. At first she recognized a few names, but as Lin Jingyu introduced more and more people later, the names and faces in Lu Youyou's mind gradually didn't match up.

As a result, the primary school students gradually became irritable.

Lin Jingyu smiled, and when no one was around, he stroked the back of Lu Youyou's hand and comforted her warmly: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't remember. Today is just a formality. Just follow us and call them out again. If we meet again in the future, forget it. It doesn’t matter if you don’t recognize it, I will remind you from the side.”

"Yeah." Lu Youyou looked aggrieved.

"Are your feet sore?" Lin Jingyu asked.

So Lu Youyou felt even more aggrieved, and after a while she cried out one word: "Sour."

She has been gone for a day.

So Lin Jingyu went to lock the door - there were many private rooms in the hotel anyway.

Lock it and then close the curtains.

Lin Jingyu took off Lu Youyou's high heels and put her feet on his legs to help her.He doesn't know how to massage, and the so-called foot massage is just pressing casually on the soles of the primary school students' feet.

Of course not taking advantage.

After all, in the current relationship between the two of them, there is no such thing as taking advantage.

But Lu Youyou still felt a little uncomfortable.

So the primary school student pursed his lips and dodged unnaturally.

Then the next second, Lin Jingyu slapped her on the instep moderately.

"Well……"

Lu Youyou stared at Lin Jingyu, expressing strong protest against Lin Jingyu's domestic violence.

"Don't move."

Lu Youyou curled her lips, but really didn't move. "You are hurting me."

Lin Jingyu raised his eyebrows: "I just want to rub your feet."

Lu Youyou felt a little shy, so she couldn't help but move her big toes: "...I feel this is weird."

Lin Jingyu smiled and said: "What's weird? Isn't this good?"

There was nothing about her that Lin Jingyu hadn't seen?

Lu Youyou snorted twice and stopped talking.

Lin Jingyu continued: "After dinner, you will probably have to walk around in high heels. Of course you don't have to toast, I will do it for you."

Lu Youyou: "..."

The primary school student looked at Lin Jingyu, skeptical about his drinking capacity.

"Really?" Lu Youyou asked.

Lin Jingyu frowned: "What's true?"

Lu Youyou crossed her chin: "I mean, do you really want to toast for me? Your drinking capacity..."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

Row!
He's a pretty good drinker.

Lin Jingyu's desire to win is aroused. Believe him, he can drink ten deer to the ground.

Lu Youyou was deep in thought: "But you drank wine last time and almost swallowed me."

Lin Jingyu: "...I will definitely exercise restraint this time."

Lu Youyou: "..."

She doesn't want to.

She doesn't believe in a man's promise at all.

There is nothing good about men.This "man" refers solely to Lin Jingyu.

Lin Jingyu avoided Lu Youyou's eyes and skipped the topic guiltily. She continued: "After shopping around the hotel, if you don't want to stay, I will take you home first."

"I will go back to stay with you after I send the guests away in the evening. Didn't you sleep well today? If you go back early, you can catch up on your sleep early."

Lu Youyou probably doesn’t like this kind of occasion either.

There were so many people in Wuyangyang who were relatives of Lin Jingyu. He didn't feel comfortable being there by himself, let alone Lu Youyou who wasn't very familiar with them.

Lu Youyou thought for a moment, and then asked: "Where are Su Mingyue and the others?"

Lin Jingyu: "Don't worry, I've booked a hotel for them."

Su Mingyue and Luo Wenxian lived in one room, Pu Xiucheng and Jiesinian lived in one room, and Yu Fangfang and Zhong Ruixue lived in one room.

Pu Xiucheng and the others used to live at Lin Jingyu's house, but tonight...

cough.

not very convenient.

Lu Youyou nodded: "Okay."

Then the next second, Lu Youyou leaned against Lin Jingyu and howled again.

Howling.

The kind that can only cry without shedding tears.

woo-

Lin Jingyu patted Lu Youyou on the shoulder, and then when the primary school student howled, he neatly took out a chocolate from his pocket and stuffed it into Lu Youyou's mouth.

The primary school student was very happy to be coaxed by Lin Jingyu. The chocolate melted in her mouth, making her feel sweet.

Suddenly, Lu Youyou thought of something again.

She looked at Lin Jingyu stiffly, trembling a little when she spoke.She looked at Lin Jingyu first, then looked down at her feet still resting on Lin Jingyu's thigh, and then looked at Lin Jingyu again.

Lu Youyou: "..."

Lin Jingyu: "Huh? What's wrong?"

Lu Youyou just felt like she was going to get extremely angry: "Did you just pinch my feet without washing your hands?!"

She raised her head and stared at Lin Jingyu fiercely.

Lin Jingyu: "Well..."

Lu Youyou crossed her chest: "Don't change the topic, hurry up!"

Lin Jingyu: "...I didn't change the topic."

Lu Youyou: "If you've washed it, you haven't washed it yet. Answer directly, one word or two words! Say it quickly!"

Lin Jingyu: "..."

In this case, didn’t Lu Youyou know that he was here just now?
None of the answers his wife gave were correct.

He wants to answer wash.

——That's just right, Lu Youyou will beat her to death just because he said something.

He wanted to answer that he had not washed it.

——That’s even better, Lu Youyou doesn’t even have to find a reason.Just drag him out and bury him.

So Lin Jingyu was heartbroken and said quickly: "I haven't washed it yet..."

Lu Youyou: "..."

Then he muttered again in a low voice: "I don't eat chocolate anyway."

Lu Youyou: "What?"

Lin Jingyu spoke too fast for her to hear clearly.

So Lin Jingyu shouted in a loud voice: "I said it was not fed to my mouth anyway."

Lu Youyou: "..."

The anger value is up! up! up!

"Shh-"

Lu Youyou suddenly took her feet off Lin Jingyu's legs.

So Lin Jingyu immediately stood up and wanted to run away.

"Humph."

The Demon Deer behind him laughed evilly twice. Before Lin Jingyu could get up completely, he immediately hooked his back collar and pulled Lin Jingyu back to the chair.

The primary school student glanced at the door, then at the closed curtains, and praised Lin Jingyu with a half-smile: "Brother is really foresight."

I also know that I can’t be embarrassed outside.

Lin Jingyu: "..."

Oh shit.

He glanced at the door that was locked by his own hands, with an unhappy look on his face.If I had known, he wouldn't have locked it.

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In the evening, Lu Youyou didn't go back first.After Zhou Momei and Lin Yuebo saw off the guests with fake smiles, they dealt with the follow-up matters in the hotel before everyone prepared to go home.

Luo Wenxian, who had always been the dormitory chief, was still the dormitory chief this time. He issued three room cards separately.

Luo Wen first suggested: "Shall we get together tonight? This time I won't bring Lin Jingyu, just us."

He said this to Yu Fangfang and Pu Xiucheng.

Zhong Ruixue scanned Su Mingyue's body, and finally looked at Luo Wenxian. She said, "We don't care, we are just afraid of disturbing you and Yueyue's interest."

Luo Wenxian: "..."

Su Mingyue: "..."

Su Mingyue's eyes twitched, and then she glared at Zhong Ruixue fiercely.Do you know what you are talking about?

Pu Xiucheng laughed heartlessly and said, "That's just right. We won't take Brother Luo with us. The four of us will go get together."

Lin Jingyu leaned over and said, "Do you know the location of the hotel? Don't get lost then."

Pu Xiucheng pushed Lin Jingyu's head back: "What are you doing here? Hurry up and accompany the senior, be careful and the senior will beat you up."

Lin Jingyu: "..."

At this time, Lu Youyou also came over.

She glanced at Su Mingyue, and since this person was an undercover agent, forget it.

So the primary school students focused their attention on Yu Fangfang and Zhong Ruixue.

"Zhongzhong, come here with me." Lu Youyou was very gentle.

"What?"

Zhong Ruixue's eyelids twitched fiercely, subconsciously feeling that nothing good had happened.

"It's okay." Lu Youyou was still gentle, "I'm here to come and discuss with you."

(End of this chapter)