my gilded age

Chapter 23 The difference between scrambled eggs with broccoli and scrambled eggs with tomatoes
Teacher Chang is not young anymore, and she feels that she is still accurate in judging people. If the current classmate Bai Shiqiu cannot be accepted into the Chinese drama, it will definitely be a pity.

Why did such a thing happen?
And that Xiao Huang, why he would do it just because of a rumor... I really can't figure it out.

That look in Xiaoma's eyes...

His thoughts were a little confused, and Teacher Chang was still worried. Was the question Xiaoma just asked too difficult?

To adapt a famous play, the sad part must be changed into happy, and the happy part must be changed into sad. Even a drama student from our school wouldn't be able to write it all at once, right?

This is a difficult thing to do.

However, Teacher Chang had also heard the rumor. It seemed to be told by a drama teacher at Beijing Film Academy. In other words, Bai Shiqiu, a boy, should be applying for drama at Beijing Film Academy.This kid is really smart, and his drama is easy to pass, which will almost guarantee his entry into Beijing.

Putting this together, it is not difficult to figure out why Xiaoma would give such a question. This requires strong screenwriting skills. If Bai Shiqiu can pass such a test, wouldn't that rumor be dispelled?
He has such a strong screenwriting ability, so what kind of relationship does he need to find to take the Beijing Film and Television Literature Examination? What kind of backdoor can he use?
It seems that Xiao Ma also hopes that the student Bai Shiqiu will come in, so now we have to see if Bai Shiqiu can pass this test.

At this time, several people were divided into groups in the examination room, but the classroom was not big, so some people were preparing to go in the corridor.

"How's it going?" Bai Shiqiu was full of confidence. He had just told everyone about the show.

Bai Shiqiu has already choreographed what we are going to play, and it is indeed very powerful.Many people expressed great disbelief that Bai Shiqiu could make an adaptation in such a short period of time.

"Lao Bai, are you a monster?" There was an unspeakable fear in Zhang Mo's little eyes. Lao Bai is not a human at all, right?

"How to talk?" Can Lao Bai be happy with this?

"Okay, okay..." Zhang Mo didn't dare to say more. Anyway, he was convinced.

What else can the other two girls say?
"Oh, we have talented people from the Northeast!" Ma Li is a very straightforward girl.

"When we act later, please tone down the Northeastern accent." Bai Shiqiu now caught up with the director.

"Don't worry, hahaha..." This laughter has become rough.

Xiaoxiao, the person over there, was also smiling from ear to ear.

But, there is one requirement.

"Can you borrow some clothes? Can we have the white ones? OK, that one, the green one, the red one. Ma Li, your clothes are okay, that's it."

Do you really have any requirements for clothing?
What drama is Lao Bai doing this time?
The exam is still going on, so we can't waste too much time, the four of Lao Bai, they are arranged to appear third.

It's taken care of.

In fact, Teacher Ma wanted to make a little plan, which was to put Bai Shiqiu and the others at the end, but Teacher Huang didn't rub sand in her eyes. Didn't she give her 10 minutes to prepare as promised?

The first two groups ended quickly, and their performance was quite satisfactory. The teachers can make their own judgments. Next is Bai Shiqiu's group. What kind of skit will they perform?

Teacher Chang, Teacher Ma, Teacher Wang, and Teacher Zhu are all looking forward to it, and at the same time, they are still a bit worried. However, Teacher Huang is an old god, and this question is still very tricky.

"Hi teachers!"

Bai Shiqiu, Zhang Mo, Ma Li, and Xiaoxiao stood in front of the stage, lined up, this... changed their clothes.

Several teachers are very discerning and will not miss such detailed changes.

However, what's more interesting is that Bai Shiqiu actually set up a stage over there.

There were tables in this classroom, but they were cleared away. Lao Bai made one, and then Ma Li was also a tiger, so she climbed up directly.

"Is one table enough?" He was afraid that she would not be able to stand firmly.

Ma Li's legs were a little wobbly at this time, but she still held on, "No problem!"

So, the girl Ma Li wore a beige top and stood on the table.

"..." Several teachers had strange expressions on their faces, and it was hard to guess what they were up to.

Lao Bai came over at this time. He changed into a red shirt, "Teacher, our skit is about to begin. I won't say the name. As for the adapted play, I can guarantee that all the teachers will be able to watch it in no time. Come out."

Ok?
Such a big breath?
Originally, he was on Bai Shiqiu's side, but both Teacher Chang and Teacher Ma felt that this boy was a little proud and inflated.

The skit starts right away.

Bai Shiqiu, dressed in red, took out a piece of paper with three words written on it, "tomato".

Here comes the lines.

"I am a tomato. It is nutritious and delicious. It is red and attractive. My advantage is that it is rich in vitamins. However, I only have vitamins." Bai Shiqiu's line was obviously a self-introduction, but next, Bai Shiqiu turned to that The direction of the table said: "Look! That is the east, the beautiful egg is my sun!"

Beautiful eggs?
But at this moment, the girl Ma Li also took out a piece of paper with 'eggs' written on it.

"Tomato!" Ma Li also came, "Oh~~" The long sound was pronounced well, "Why do you call it tomato? What does the name mean? If you change the name, it will still be as sweet and sour. "

As soon as these two people's lines came out, I... understood it!
"Romeo and Juliet!" Several teachers exchanged looks with each other. It was exactly what Bai Shiqiu said, and they immediately understood what the adaptation was.

The original line is 'What does a name mean?'The rose we call is just as fragrant by any other name. '

So, the tomatoes are Romeo, and the eggs are Juliet. This adaptation... feels weird.

But then, something even weirder came.

Ma Li, the girl who plays the role of 'egg', also known as Juliet, swayed and said, "If you are willing to change your name, then I will use my egg whites to balance your regrets."

Pity?What regret?

As I just said, there are only vitamins!
And the 'tomato' here, that is, Bai Shiqiu, the Romeo, immediately responded: "Okay! If you can get the love of eggs, what more can you ask for? I abandon my common name! I want to rename it now! My name is now tomato. "

As soon as the name came out...

puff!

Some classmates and teachers couldn't hold it back... This joke felt so weird.

But it's really funny. This tomato is just taking advantage. It's called a tomato.

"That's great."

"really? Haha……"

Here Romeo and Juliet, that is, tomatoes and eggs, seemed to be about to marry, but suddenly, a person jumped out.

It was Zhang Mo who was wearing a green shirt, and the paper had 'broccoli' written on it.

Broccoli?
Oh, yes, it's green.

Just listen to Zhang Mo shouting: "No! You can't be together!"

"Why?" Tomato and Egg asked in unison.

Just listen to Zhang Mo, the Broccoli, say: "Innocent eggs! You only have egg whites in your mind! Don't you know? Tomato is a playboy, and he already has an illegitimate daughter outside!"

Bastard daughter? !

Both the eggs and the tomatoes had strange expressions. Of course, the tomatoes looked completely unaware.

"How is that possible? You are slandering!" Of course Tomato will come out to clear his name.

Broccoli continued: "I know the name of that illegitimate daughter clearly!" Tomato said: "I don't believe it!"

Broccoli said: "Just pretend!"

Tomato said: "Then tell me, what is her name?"

Broccoli said confidently at this time: "Her name is Cherry Tomato!"

Cherry tomatoes?
"Hahaha……"

puff! !

Someone sprayed it directly. This is simply...how did you think of it?
It is simply a breath of fresh air in the comedy world.

But at this moment, another person jumped out.

"Broccoli, I know you also like eggs, but eggs don't suit you... The two of us should be together."

This is that Xiaoxiao, and she is also wearing white clothes at this time, with "Cauliflower" written on the paper.

Cauliflower and broccoli?

At this time, the tomato came out and laughed: "Haha, so broccoli, you like eggs? You are simply wishful thinking! Do you know the biggest difference between broccoli scrambled eggs and tomato scrambled eggs?"

There is indeed such a dish as broccoli and scrambled eggs, but what is the difference?

Broccoli said: "What's the difference?"

Tomato said with a mean look: "Hey, you are too dry and have no juice, but I am different, I am very juicy."

This word...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I can't do it anymore! This is simply... haha..."

Not only the classmates, but even the teacher couldn't hold it anymore, it was difficult to maintain a serious expression.

The key is, this line... is so erotic, so dirty, so connotative, so reminiscent of that.

I'm afraid only Lao Bai can come up with this kind of line.

Broccoli was so shocked by that line that she collapsed, but...

Cauliflower said: "Broccoli, don't be discouraged...it doesn't matter, eggs don't like you, and me too!"

Obviously, cauliflower likes broccoli. Everyone can see this. But at this time, will broccoli be with cauliflower?

The tomatoes jumped out again, "Haha! Broccoli, you can't be with cauliflower either!"

"Why?!" Broccoli and Cauliflower said in unison.

Tomato said righteously: "Are you two idiots? Can't you see it? You two are brother and sister!"

Siblings?

That's right, cauliflower and broccoli look alike in terms of vegetables, but!

"Impossible!" Broccoli said loudly: "Have you ever seen brothers and sisters with different skin colors? I am still green!"

This……

Needless to say, there was another round of laughter.

But it wasn't over yet. Suddenly, there was a sentence from the egg side.

"Same mother and half father."

This……

"Hahaha……"

"This line is so weird...hahaha..."

"Why am I laughing...hahaha..."

It was so connotative, and this line was simply amazing. The teacher couldn't help it, he was laughing, and he was still holding it in.

However, Lao Bai's skit is not over yet, but now it seems that there is still a lot more to the story, such as the emotional entanglement between the four people, so how does it end?
The tomatoes are very proud. They defeated the broccoli and won.

But I heard Broccoli yell angrily: "Tomato, you bastard! Our surname was Xi, and we were a family 500 years ago, but you bastard didn't even give me face."

There is no need to say this, there is another burst of laughter.

However, Broccoli suddenly took action and attacked the tomatoes.

"Ah!" The tomato was beaten and it looked like it was going to die. If possible, we could get some tomato juice or something, but we can't do it right now, so we can only do an ordinary performance.

Finally, he fell down and died.

If the tomatoes die like this, what will happen to the eggs?
"Ah! My tomato, my love..." The egg jumped down, and then added its own voice, 'Pa Ji'.

The girl Ma Li fell directly on Lao Bai's body, and the two of them lay together.

So……

"The egg is broken." Cauliflower said from the side.

Broccoli looked at it for a while and said, "It doesn't matter. Isn't this just a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

And here, the sketch ends.

at the same time!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"This is so interesting! Hahaha..."

"I'm going to laugh like crazy! Hahaha..."

clap clap clap...

In the examination room, laughter and applause erupted.

　Thank you zero, thank you Pang Shiji, thank you Xing Yu, thank you all for your support, thank you very much.

　　Without your support, black cars will never be possible. Please give me a recommendation and add it to your collection. Thank you very much.

　　This skit...this connotation...I won't go into details about the black car, okay, that's it.

　　In return, I would like to recommend Bao Xingda's "Almighty Big Singer".

　　


(End of this chapter)