my gilded age

Chapter 363: Big bath incident, meow meow meow

By the way, of course you can't drive that E46 when you come back from Jingang. This car has been modified and cannot be used on the road. According to the situation of a 100 yuan ticket, Bai Shiqiu cannot afford to pay, but after all, he must have some sense of public morality.

But even if it was an ordinary car, Bai Shiqiu felt that the female driver, Junior Sister Tangtang, was very unreliable. His attitude was even worse than when he was drifting on the track before.

At this time, the junior sister didn't have a car yet, so she was practicing her relationship skills with Bai Shiqiu's car.

"Brother, do you know? That girl Mimi is so nice that she bought a second-hand Beetle."

"Huh? Second-hand?"

"Yes, otherwise how could she afford it? Our Red Star has gotten better recently."

"Tangtang...you should focus on driving..."

It's not that he doesn't want to talk, but he really doesn't dare to share Tangtang's feelings. Lao Bai is afraid that he won't have the chance to go to Berlin.

. . .

By the time they arrived at the hotel where Tangtang was staying, Bai Shiqiu was already in a state of watching "The Ring" ten times in a row.

"Brother, haha...what's wrong with you?" Tangtang didn't feel anything at all, she just wanted to laugh.

"Are you still embarrassed to say it?" Bai Shiqiu was about to cry, but there was something he had to ask, "That..."

"Are you stupid?" Tangtang said this before he could finish his words, and got out of the car gracefully.

"..." Bai Shiqiu felt stupid for the first time, he really didn't understand, and after seeing Tangtang get off the car, biubiu shot him twice.

What does it mean?

"I'll go back tomorrow. It's too expensive to stay in a hotel here."

It should be, probably, that the movie character thing is settled.

. . .

By the way, the current financial situation of Tangtang and Mimi is better. Tangtang’s financial situation is better. Lao Bai doesn’t deduct money. Mimi may be even worse. Although she has a godmother, that godmother is her godmother. The grip is tighter.

Thinking of this, Bai Shiqiu realized that in front of Tangtang and Mimi, wouldn't it be that he was young and wealthy?

There was some inexplicable joy in my heart.

It was much more comfortable to drive by myself, and I returned home safely.

"Xiaore? Xiaore?"

After returning home, Bai Shiqiu was smarter this time, so he called twice first, but there was no reply.

It looks like this girl went out to play.

Not bad, he could sleep peacefully, Bai Shiqiu said he was very happy.

On this day, is it easy for me to chase a girl?

I went back to my room first, took off my clothes, and then stood in front of the mirror.

"Not bad..." Bai Shiqiu is considering his recent weight loss results, which are still good. Judging from his current situation, his face has basically returned to 90% of its original appearance, but it still has a slight fleshiness, and his belly is more obvious. As for his current situation, The limbs and chest muscles and back are already quite well defined.

As for that place...it doesn't have any impact at all. Who says that people must be fat and short of guns?

"Old Bai, you are still so handsome!" He winked at himself in the mirror very awkwardly.

Bai Shiqiu dares to say that 99% of people have done this, right?

Forget it, no matter what the ratio is, go take a bath and then take a nap before flying to Berlin.

Long-distance flying consumes a lot of energy, and Bai Shiqiu is relatively experienced.

Finally, we arrived at the bathroom...

Um? ~
My stomach hurts a little, which is fine.

Pululu...

"The sound effects are awesome."

While Bai Shiqiu was letting himself go, he had no idea that someone was about to cry.

Half an hour ago.

"Damn! Is this a scam? What..."

state!state!
Xiaore, who is playing CF, is basically perfect in that he will die if his head is exposed, and he will die if his head is exposed.

Angry, what a crappy game this is, I won’t play anymore.

"Meow meow." Seeing the meow next to her, Xiaoreba couldn't help but hugged it into her arms. She kissed it for a while, and then said with tears in her eyes: "That bad guy, stinky brother, doesn't want us anymore. Woohoo... That guy went to pick up other girls again. I don't know what his kidney is made of. He already has Sister Qianqian and Sister Aiya. Isn't that enough? Do you think he is bad?... Also Asking me how to chase girls? Oh my god, is he an idiot? That’s enough!"

After hearing this, the old cat responded with a lick from biabia.

This cat's tongue is sometimes very powerful...

"Haha... No, don't be like this..." Xiaore couldn't help but laugh after being licked. Even after so many years, she didn't know how many times she had been licked, but it was indeed very ticklish.

Seeing that the master's mood became happy, Miao Miao looked like a great hero.

"I don't want that bad guy anymore. Not only did he bully me, he also bullied me for playing a game. It's unreasonable!"

Xiaore decided that she was a miserable child, so she went to take a bath.

Since it is such a good location and such a good house, of course it has a very good bathtub with massage and surfing facilities. The key is that it is big.

But when I think about it, my bad brother is always here with Sister Qianqian... I blush.

No matter how much it is, enjoy it.

She quickly soaked in it and used a lot of bath salt to create a lot of foam. I heard that this thing can help lose weight, but it didn't seem to have any effect on her.

Holding the phone, hanging up the earphones, and closing my eyes, I feel like sleeping. This little life, to use the words of the bad brother, is hopeless.

Soon I fell asleep, and until...

Bang, door.

Plop, the sound of the toilet seat.

Pululu...

"The sound effects are awesome."

All this woke Xiaore up.

In other words, even if you don't wake up, you will be woken up.

"What did this bad guy eat?" Xiaore complained, pinching her nose.

The bathroom is like this, which is pretty good. There is a layer of frosted glass between the bathtub and the toilet. It's not a broken curtain, but even so, it blocks the smell.

But the taste didn't matter immediately. Xiaore heard that Bai Shiqiu, the bad brother, had finished.

"My whole body feels relaxed! Take another bath, wow haha..."

The scream is still very loud.

When Xiaoreba heard this, she was afraid that the bad brother was about to come in. But when she saw her like this... she should tell him that she was taking a bath now, but she just smelled his scent again, so she shouldn't tell him anymore. Being laughed at by the bad brother for the rest of his life?

In a hurry, he simply threw away the phone, and then sank the phone directly into the bathtub with his whole body.

There are so many bubbles, isn’t it...

You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

After Bai Shiqiu finished solving the major events in his life, he naturally opened the door and came to the bathtub. As for the smell he created, it was his own smell, how could he dislike it, and taking a bath with the smell would be more romantic, but he was so At first glance, the bathtub is full of bubbles.

"Xiaore, you stinky girl!" Bai Shiqiu couldn't help complaining, "You didn't throw out the bath water even after you went out. What a shame!"

Suddenly, Bai Shiqiu hesitated.

Should I continue washing with this water, or change to another tank?
This was washed by Xiaore, so...

Inexplicably, I felt a little changed.The kid likes to do this very much, and I also heard that an NBA star once said that he was willing to drink Scarlett Johansson's bath water.

Xiaore's figure seemed to be as good as Johnson's...but he stopped right there.

We men don't have this kind of hobby.

So, I walked into the bathtub and started touching, touching the plug.

Generally speaking, the bathtub plug is hung on a chain outside, but why is it gone today?

Bai Shiqiu was still surprised, but luckily, he found the plug without touching the chain, and there was a pop.

Hua la la, the underwater creature screamed quickly, but then...

Ahhhhh!

This is Xiaore.

Ya Ya Ya!

This is Bai Shiqiu.

. . .

"Smelly brother! Why did you come in after seeing a bunch of bubbles!?"

"I didn't start rubbing the mud directly, so I'm giving you face!"

"Asshole! You've seen everything about me!"

"What? Is that the opposite? You've seen everything about me!"

"Ah? You stinky brother! Just forget about the stinky shit! But your mouth stinks even more!"

"Xiaore, the conscience of heaven and earth, I am just telling the truth. In the situation at that time, your body was full of bubbles, and I didn't even see my fart! But what about me? I gave my conscience without any shielding."

"Huh? There's something like this. I'm a girl. When I see you...ah! I'm so disgusted!"

Bai Shiqiu stopped taking a bath, and Xiao Re naturally couldn't stay there anymore. The two of them were in the living room, wearing tight clothes, bickering with each other.

Xiaoreba felt that she was at a disadvantage, and that was right, she was a girl.

But Bai Shiqiu was not wrong. He really saw a bunch of bubbles. This... When Xiaore's head was exposed, he was so scared that his brain exploded. Just like in the movie, the truth came to light, and his whole body The head came out, and I was stunned for a long time, until all the water was drained, and when I saw the girl's figure, it was true that it was all covered with foam, but to be honest.

The curve is considered a lever.

But Lao Bai was really being watched by the other party the whole time. Xiao Re was dumbfounded at that time. She pinched her nose and held her phone and stared at it for a long time without any reaction.

"Tell me! Why did you choose to hide in the bathtub instead of shouting?"

"You, you... why are you so stupid! It's bad enough for a girl to be smoked by you, but you also... saw a jar of bubbles. Don't you understand?"

"I thought you girl forgot to release the water! I'm the one who suffers, okay?"

"Bad brother! Bad brother!"

In fact, this matter is really an accident in terms of responsibility, especially since this house does not have a bathroom, but there is only one such a big bathtub.

Xiaoreba realized that she couldn't win with her mouth, so she might as well throw all kinds of messy things at Bai Shiqiu's side, such as pillows, magazines, toys, and even a meow at hand, so she threw them directly. .

meow~~
"Wow!"

This cat is also very powerful. When it flew over, its eyes were extremely shocked, but it recovered immediately and scratched Bai Shiqiu.

Fortunately, Bai Shiqiu was alert and had long enough arms to catch the old cat.

"Enough! Today's incident..." Bai Shiqiu was so angry that he almost ruined the face of the guy he was eating.

"No one is allowed to tell anyone else!" Xiao Re seemed more anxious than Bai Shiqiu.

"..." The two of them seemed to have finally discovered something in common.

Yes, such an embarrassing thing must not be known to a third person.

Interestingly, the scene calmed down and the two looked at each other.

It seems that that's it, what else could be done?
Xiaore seemed to understand, and finally gave Bai Shiqiu a complaining look, pouted, turned on the TV, and watched.

"Huh~" Bai Shiqiu let out a sigh of relief and put down the old cat.

This meow was also quite interesting. He returned directly to Xiaore and licked her feet biabially.

"Haha...haha..." It started to itch again.

In this way, the laughter burst out, and Bai Shiqiu also laughed twice. Although Xiaore's complaining eyes came again, there were not too many.

Okay, the storm seems to have passed.

But at this time, such news came on TV.

"Famous Hong Kong movie star... Edison posted a video saying he apologized to the victim..."

Bai Shiqiu knew that this was the famous Yanzhaomen incident.

This incident is very hurtful to Hong Kong celebrities, not only the ones involved, but this incident has caused the collapse of some of the images we mainlanders had in our hearts.

They did it themselves and it has nothing to do with us.

But when Xiaoreba saw this, she was immediately filled with indignation, "Oh! Guanxi? It's true! Oh my god! Man, there really isn't a good thing!"

"..." Bai Shiqiu's expression said, "Little girl, are you still criticizing Sang and Huai?"

"Hmph!" Xiaore curled her lips, "You are worse! You are worse than him!"

Pointing at Teacher Edison inside the TV.

Bai Shiqiu was unjustly accused, "I really can't compare to others."

Xiaore couldn't help but laugh when she saw her bad brother like this, but suddenly thought of another thing, "You, didn't you say you wanted to chase a girl before? Aren't you a bad guy?"

Bai Shiqiu had no choice but to say: "That's for making a movie, you little girl, you don't understand at all."

"Who says I don't understand?" Xiaore argued.

"Didn't you say that no one has ever chased you?" Bai Shiqiu was waiting for her here.

"You, you..." This is so angry, but Xiao Re is a man of action, so he came over all at once and sat on Bai Shiqiu's lap, "No, just talk sweetly, then, then..."

"Then what?" Bai Shiqiu felt quite uncomfortable at this time. This girl is really not simple.

"Then they kissed, and then they screamed..."

Pfft hahaha!

Bai Shiqiu couldn't hold it back, this girl was so interesting.

Was he actually laughed at?

Xiaore couldn't bear this the most and said directly: "What's this? Look at me! It's just a kiss!"

Really came over, a pair of delicate, light pink and soft, tightened and came over, and then found Bai Shiqiu's.

this feeling...

Bai Shiqiu struggled a little at first. After all, the person in front of her was Xiaore, who was just like her own sister. She had watched her grow up, and she was indeed very cute, but it seemed that at this age...

But not long after, Bai Shiqiu suddenly burst out laughing.

This time, it was Xiao Reba's turn to be confused, "Brother smelly, what are you laughing at?"

"Haha..." Bai Shiqiu could hardly speak, because just now, this girl was just like that meow, using her little tongue biabia...

Do you want me to teach her?

　Thank you all for your support, thank you!
　　So what, this... I won’t say much more, let’s go to the black car to code.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)