my gilded age

Chapter 496: Drunk Horse, Lao Bai’s imperial appearance, palace fights regardless of the inside and outside of the drama
What was deleted really has something to do with Director Tong, he didn’t sneeze in vain.

"Fuck your basketball dream. This needs to be changed. How can you say such things in front of children? Comrade Bai Shiqiu, you must be more responsible for your works in the future. You cannot just follow your own whim."

That's right, this sentence was deleted, or changed, and the words "fuck you" did not appear.

At the beginning, Lao Bai explained that "Fuck your basketball dream" was a joke on the basketball court. It was used to build a big fire or bully elementary school students. When he said this, everyone was joking and didn't take it seriously.

But it doesn’t work, it must be changed.

Then change it.

Fortunately, Sister Jiao probably wouldn't know about this modification, otherwise, she would be so angry that she would vomit blood.

In fact, if you really want to say that the movie "Silver Empire" failed miserably, the reason is quite strange.

Bai Shiqiu actually quite appreciates the production of this movie... not the story.

The production is quite sophisticated, and the richest man in Taiwan spent a lot of money on it.

The cast, special effects scenes, shots and composition, photography level...every aspect is very good.

But, this story is really weird.

There is an original work, and the novel is also very famous.However, such a story should be produced in this way, right?
Bai Shiqiu believes that if this novel is made into a literary film, a small and thoughtful production that does not require any big names or big investments and wins awards, it may be successful.

But it is necessary to turn such a story into a blockbuster, a commercial movie.

It would be unreasonable not to pay compensation.

In fact, it can be seen from this movie that Hong Kong and Taiwan filmmakers are also looking for something. They don’t know what movies fans really like, and they are also looking for them randomly.

Moreover, this movie is too flattering.

Just because the ancestors of the richest man Guo were Shanxi merchants, he insisted on making such a story into a commercial blockbuster. It was really suspected of committing suicide.

However, Bai Shiqiu has already won easily. To be honest, the original goal was not this "Silver Empire", we had a bigger plan.

It's very interesting online. Many netizens translated what Sister Jiao said before and bluntly said that the slap in the face came too quickly.

The momentum of "Teacher Pig's Summer" is so great that it is obviously going to become a typhoon and sweep the film market in September.

Where is Bai Shiqiu?

He is still filming, seriously filming, our costume film, that is... a real costume film, there must be scenes of horseback riding and fighting, right?
A big sun is hanging high in the sky, and the breeze is blowing the low weeds below, like waves, one after another, but the color is green.

Cross it, cross it.

There was the sound of horse hooves, and several tall horses were charging across the green ocean.

The horse is very handsome.

The man is on horseback and the palace is gorgeous.

The most interesting thing is the long poles with curved heads that make a whistling sound when swung.

The target is a leather ball embroidered with gorgeous patterns.

Polo, judging by the costumes, moves, and equipment, is obviously an entertainment item for the aristocrats of the Tang Dynasty.

It was really quite luxurious to be able to play like this in ancient times, which highlighted the great national power of the Tang Dynasty.

However, this is nothing. The most interesting thing is the action of playing polo.

The knight on the horse is a woman in palace attire. If you say she is a delicate child, then is she also a little more delicate when playing polo?

It is not.

bang.

His hand was swinging, but his body was tilted very much, as if he was about to fall off the horse at any time. But after hitting the ball, he immediately returned to his straight position. It turned out that he was an excellent equestrian.

This sloping, sloping, and swaying style of play is really beautiful, especially when several people are hitting the ball like this, with gorgeous palace attire, black hair like clouds, rising and falling, like a drunken princess, and like the waves. .

The green waves are dotted with waves like colorful clouds, which is really beautiful.

Just when the palace ladies were having fun, suddenly, a dark horse rushed in.

"Haha... Your Majesty!"

"Look at my methods!"

His Majesty?

It was Li Zhi, but I saw that he was very strong and his equestrian skills were outstanding. He was fighting left and right among the palace ladies, playing polo.

Needless to say, this is of course the plot of Li Zhi having fun with the concubines in the harem, but this is not over yet.

"Your Majesty is so excited."

Another colorful cloud floated over.

A beautiful lady in palace attire, with luxurious hair accessories and elegant clothes, especially as the horse steps slowly, one high and one low, she also goes up and down, this up and down thing. . .

The sleeves and belt of the robe are flying, giving a feeling of ecstasy.

With big eyes and a pointed chin, who is this if not Wu Meiniang?

In this way, is Wu Meiniang trying to play tricks with Gaozong Li Zhi and other palace maids?
"Card! Yes! Very yes!"

Zhou Shen yelled to stop, it was quite OK, and he couldn't continue filming, otherwise he would be in trouble.

Why?
It's simple, because there are several beauties around Zhou Shen, who are dressed exactly like the palace ladies, and they are... Qianqian, Yaya, Tangtang, Mimi...

Ugh?
So who was around Gaozong Li Zhi and Bai Shiqiu at this time?

Under the bun and the temples, there are all manly faces!

Yes, that's a group of men. Bai Shiqiu was playing polo with a group of men there just now.

This scene……

"Hahaha..." Qianqian, Yaya, Tangtang, and Mimi couldn't help laughing, and it was definitely not an exaggeration to use the last sentence.

This is really a hardship for Your Majesty.

"Ahem..." But let alone, as a professional actor, Bai Shiqiu knows and sees that these guys are all men, and they are wearing palace costumes, and they look like this... It is definitely enough for him to continue acting. Awesome.

I really want to shout loudly, "Is it easy for me?" !

In fact, there is no way, because the scene just now had to be filmed to make it look like the Tang Dynasty. Moreover, the requirements for equestrian skills are too high. How could Bai Shiqiu let his wives put themselves in danger?
Where to study?What about learning equestrian skills?

How can it be so easy, especially the crooked polo-playing action just now? This is not easy.

Zhao Yuanheng, the equestrian instructor hired by our crew with a high salary through someone else’s introduction.As soon as he heard about the polo scene, he had an idea.

There is a particularly classic equestrian scene in the movie "Brooklyn", which is the drunken horse.

To put it simply, it is drinking on horseback. Not only drinking, but also showing equestrian skills. On the horseback, several riders stagger around without falling off the horse, and the wine bottle is flying. The movements are both cool and beautiful, and full of pride.What if the drunken horse technique was used in this polo game?
Needless to say, it looks good when I think about it, absolutely beautiful!
However, how could such a difficult equestrian movement be learned in an instant?

Simply, find someone, find equestrian masters, let them wear palace clothes, and then... Then that's it, Bai Shiqiu plays polo with a bunch of men, and he still has that kind of look on his face, Look at my beloved concubine’s smile.

It's not fucking easy.

Everyone else praised it.

"Lao Bai! This is your moment to show off your Cannes Best Actor acting skills!" came from Zhou Shen.

"That's awesome!" Zhang Mo.

"What kind of mental state is it to be able to look at a man as if you look at a wife?" from Wang Kai.

Bai Shiqiu knew in his heart, these bastards. . .

Anyway, I took the photo.

Next, there are several beloved queens. They all pose and create some good-looking poses. They are edited together in the later stage. It will be seamless. What the audience sees is definitely the perfect shot of Emperor Gaozong having fun with his harem.

However, some of the wives really laughed until their stomachs ached.

Of course, I also know that Lao Bai is someone who knows how to care for others.

But why only four wives, plus Fang Binbin?

Why don't you come here? Xiao Zhao, wearing a skirt and riding a big horse, arrived late.

"Sorry, sorry, my horse is a bit disobedient." Xiao Zhao's equestrian skills are very poor.

Well, in fact, the equestrian skills of several beauties are very average.

Qianqian, Yaya and the other four just nodded. Fang Binbin gave a smile, while Bai Shiqiu pulled the horse's head and greeted him.

"Come on, let's take a walk and see how well you can do equestrian."

"Okay, Teacher Bai."

Classmate Xiao Zhao emphasized the word "Teacher Bai" a little more strongly, which seems to have some intention.

Bai Shiqiu wanted to say something, "Actually, none of your four sisters are bad people."

As soon as he said these words, he felt...as if he was dealing with a harem problem.

But Xiao Zhao smiled obediently and said, "I knew it a long time ago, but I was a little scared."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I do not know either."

"Hehehe..."

"Teacher Bai, I feel like you are becoming more and more like an emperor."

There is definitely something in this statement.

But Bai Shiqiu came up with a trick, "Isn't this my acting skills? I am now Gaozong Li Zhi, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I have a harem of three thousand, an unlimited territory, the four seas are united, and the world surrenders."

No matter his demeanor or momentum, it shows Lao Bai's skills. He is truly an emperor.

"Teacher Bai..." Xiao Zhao was also shocked by his aura, thinking that being a concubine to such a person would be a blessing.

I have to say that you need two tools to open a harem. This guy Bai Shiqiu seems to be a bit powerful in this drama now, overtly and covertly.

But since this is the case, some people are even more moved.

Fang Binbin looked at the two men riding in the distance, and couldn't help but get jealous, so he asked the equestrian instructor Zhao Yuanheng, "Brother Zhao, what is the key to this riding skill?"

Zhao Yuanheng didn't think much about it. How did he know the relationship between the actresses in the crew and His Majesty the Emperor? He said without thinking: "Riding skills are actually not difficult. The key lies in two thighs. The thighs must be enough." Strength, the crotch should be strong, to put it simply, it means clamping tightly. I used to film with several directors from Inner Mongolia, and I met Mongolian teenagers. They didn’t use saddles when riding horses, just a cushion, and they all relied on their legs to clamp ."

After saying this, Fang Binbin laughed and said, "Then I also want to learn equestrian skills well."

He moved his crotch and dismounted his horse, then rushed in and out.

In fact, the speed is not very fast, but that sentence, learning equestrian, and the key point of equestrian is... clamping tightly.

"Sister..." Mimi's eyes were very interesting.

"Hmph! Sisters, we can't lose." Qianqian said calmly.

"it is good!"

"We also need to practice equestrian skills seriously."

The four beauties also rode out.

This scene can be regarded as returning to the normal state of playing polo.

But... the key point seems to be to clamp it tightly.

Why doesn't Bai Shiqiu understand?
But it’s interesting to think about it. In the play, everyone is fighting in the palace. Li Zhi has ascended the throne and became the emperor, and the harem is about to fight.

But outside the play, there is also a palace fight, and the danger of this fight is not familiar at all in the play.

Inside and outside the play, outside and inside the play.

Bai Shiqiu also wants to play the role of emperor. He seems to be a little confused about which is a drama and which is real.

The challenge is really quite big.

But who is our man?

Can’t ride a strong horse?
Under our men's crotch, you have to be honest.

Inexplicably, there was an imperial aura looming in Lao Bai's body.

All the concubines, of course they were all laughing and joking, but others thought about it when they looked at it.

This old man used to play a eunuch, right?The acting is also great.

Of course, I can’t say more about this.

Bai Shiqiu was having palace fights inside and outside the Chang'an drama, but here in the capital, a group of people were like ants on a hot pot.

"Master! What should we do now?"

"Yes, Master. Internet addiction has not stopped me. It seems that there is no way to stop Bai Shiqiu from going public in the United States."

"Master, can you also use your magical power to kill that kid immediately?"

The fourth congress of the Bai Shiqiu Alliance is being held, during which a very troubling issue is being discussed, that is, Bai Shiqiu seems to be unstoppable.

　thanks for your support!Thank you!
　　Well, I promised to add more updates. In fact, I overslept today, but Hei Che is still true to his spirit. I have already boasted about my awesomeness, so I must complete the theme idea and code...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)