my gilded age

Chapter 510: Very perfect, very dirty
The beginning of "Perfect" is a bit dirty.

But this movie is still a chick flick.

Didn't Sophie climb out of the window and fall? The next time she showed up was the hospital. Her two best friends were here, Ma Meiliang and Lu Xiaoxi.

These two people are tearing each other apart as usual. In fact, there is no fundamental difference in their views on love. Although on the surface it seems that one has married a rich man and the other is still looking for it, but Both of them actually want to marry a rich man.

"My husband is rich."

"Not only is he rich, but he also has a mistress."

"That's enough for you! You didn't even find the one with the mistress!"

"Oh, that's my sister I'm screening!"

"Bah! It's just like you. From a distance, it looks like 20, and from up close, it looks like 30. In my heart, I feel like Wei Xiaobao's mother. You can only find ghosts if you can find them!"

"What are you talking about? Who looks like 30? They haven't arrived yet!"

These two people are hopeless.

"Okay! Stop arguing! Please help me think of a solution!" Sophie was about to cry. She was not a best friend, but a bad friend.

However, Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meiliang said something very interesting next, which was to introduce Huang Yingjun, Sophie's predecessor.

You need to know why Huang Yingjun is liked by two women, Sophie and Fang Binbin, also known as Wang Jingjing. This is definitely the super mystery of the film until now.

"Let's take a look at the love story of Sophie and Huang Yingjun..."

It turned out that two years ago, Sophie was ill and was hospitalized once, and met Huang Yingjun. Although the doctor looked ordinary, he was a good old man, very gentle, and he had returned from overseas.

To use Lu Xiaoxi's words to evaluate it, it would be two words, perfect!
Huang Yingjun has a bright future and development. His income as a doctor is high and stable, but he is a bit busy. The most important thing is that he is average-looking.

"Looking ordinary means safety!" Ma Meiliang agreed.

"Honest man! Huang Yingjun is a fighter among honest men!" Lu Xiaoxi added.

The word honest person...

"Haha..." Others didn't know, but Yao Xiaona burst into tears from laughing anyway.

Who often calls himself an honest person?

Needless to say, he was sitting next to her.

In fact, in this day and age, honest people are not a stereotype, but everyone is not stupid. With Huang Yingjun's qualifications, and being so loyal and honest, he is definitely a very good marriage partner.

Next, the story of Wang Jingjing and Huang Yingjun was told.

It was almost the same as Lu Xiaoxi, and then the two of them got together and started eating.

Ding dong, a text message is coming.

'Let's break up, I can't help you. '

Look, be honest.

Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meiliang also analyzed very clearly that for a big star like Wang Jingjing, she actually hopes to marry an honest man, who is safe and stable, and the main thing is safety.

Moreover, he also made some malicious guesses, which led to the word... Taker.

So, in this case, Wang Jingjing may need to find a successor. Although it is possible, Sophie cannot just sit idly by.

A battle called to save Huang Yingjun, but actually to save his own love, begins!
Before the battle, Sophie went out with her two best friends to relax before the battle, but what were they playing for?

I must say that I am pretty good at billiards.

Needless to say, the game was quite enjoyable, but at this time, a person appeared in the billiards hall, and he instantly captured the focus of the audience.

"Wow! So handsome!"

"This is tall!"

"He's a movie star, right?... He seems to be very similar to Chen Kun."

who?

Of course it’s Bai Shiqiu.

But, in the movie, his name is William Wang, that's what his friends call him anyway.

The audience's reaction was interesting. Finally, when Bai Shiqiu appeared on the stage, everyone knew that he was the leading actor.

I don’t know why, although Bai Shiqiu is indeed handsome, people complained that he looked like Chen Kun in the movie, which made people laugh inexplicably.

"Wow, what a handsome guy." Lu Xiaoxi glanced at him.

"You can tell at a glance that he is not a good person." Ma Meiliang defined here.

"Don't judge a book by its cover." Sophie said the key point.

In fact, the term "judge a book by its appearance" seems to have something to do with this movie.

Next, it's interesting.

Billiards hall, play billiards.

Everyone just fights, but Sophie and the others are next to William Wang and the others, which is great. Lu Xiaoxi and Ma Meimei both keep eyeing the handsome guy.

But. . .

"oops!"

"what!"

"don't want……"

What's going on?

Anyway. . .

Hahaha……

Anyway, the audience didn't want to laugh.

What happened?
It's a coincidence. Isn't this the next table? As everyone knows when playing table tennis, when putting, you always go back and forth, sending the rod back and forth a few times to aim, and this posture requires... ...Put your butt out.

It just so happened that Sophie and William Wang were about to hit the ball, but they were facing each other, but Sophie was at a disadvantage, and was immediately hit by the club.

It hurts, so I screamed and turned around to argue, but this time I turned around.

It hurts even more, and it doesn't feel good where I hit it.

Since it hurt so much, I couldn't help but squat down, and as soon as I squatted down, I saw the club...

From the club's perspective, it's like a train entering a tunnel.

The last thing is, woohoo~ Sophie is afraid that her teeth will be knocked out, so she still opens her mouth wide.

This three-hit combo. . .

I said before that I could hold it in while eating, but now, how can I still hold it in?
Hahaha burst into laughter.

But this is not over yet. Sophie is at a disadvantage because she has a best friend.

"Ouch! You pervert!"

"What? What am I doing?"

"Don't admit it yet?"

"Hit him!"

Poor William Wang was in a very embarrassed state. In his own words, "I was playing seriously, but I got beaten for no reason. Who did I offend?" '

This. . .

"Hahaha..." Yao Xiaona felt like her abdominal muscles were showing when she laughed, and she didn't forget to pinch Lao Bai a few times, "You are too bad! Can you even make up such a plot?"

Bai Shiqiu's expression looked exactly like his in the movie, "How do you know I made it up?"

"I still don't admit it, haha..." No more, I really couldn't bear it anymore.

Well, Bai Shiqiu could only nod and said softly: "I'm just an honest person."

It's shameless, but Yao Xiaona really can't help it, her abdominal muscles are getting bigger and bigger.

But, it’s not over yet, this handsome guy named Wang, you have to take responsibility!

"My first time was ruined like this! You have to take responsibility!"

"Ah? What's the first time? What's responsible?"

All of a sudden, it came up with the first time, which was of course Sophie's first time. Although I didn't explain clearly what the first time was, it was. . .

Hahaha... Now everyone knows, it turns out this is a comedy.

Well, originally the poster said Hilarious Love Battle.

Speaking of this first time, it was actually very simple. Sophie discovered that William Wang seemed to be Wang Jingjing's ex-boyfriend.

This is what her best friend Lu Xiaoxi said before, "Wang Jingjing's ex-boyfriend is a handsome guy."

Now, after comparing some blurry photos of gossip, it must be him.

"You, William Wang, you have to help me. You are also a victim of Wang Jingjing. A person is being killed now. We have to save him, and in the future, you are very likely to make Wang Jingjing change his mind."

"Huh? Is this okay?"

"That's it!"

"So, what are your plans?"

In this regard, Sophie and William Wang reached an alliance, and Sophie's tricks were good. . .

"I have made a detailed plan." "These...why do I feel that each one is worse than the other?"

"Fuck you! You should cooperate well now."

"Row."

Sophie needs to know more about King William.

"By the way, what's your Chinese name?"

"This one……"

"Why didn't you tell me? Are you hiding something? Oh, are you an undercover agent?"

"No, it's not. My name doesn't sound good."

"Say it!"

William Wang took out his ID card.

Hahaha... Sophie laughed until she sat on the floor.

The ID card says, Wang Laoshi.

The audience all laughed stupidly, such a handsome guy with such a name, no wonder he had to use an English name.

"Won't you change your name?"

"My parents gave it to me."

"then you……"

"My parents died when I was six years old."

"Oh, I'm sorry...it turns out you kept this name in memory of your parents, I'm sorry."

So that’s what happens, what’s next.

"Wang Laoshi, what are you doing?"

"I'm a chef, cooking, and photography."

“Why do you still take photos while cooking?”

"The more beautiful the dishes are, the more appetizing they will be, and the better you will buy."

"Oh, I see. No wonder many restaurants now have photos of their recipes."

Okay, now it’s time to ask Wang Laoshi’s eighteenth generation of ancestors.

The two started taking action, and the first battle was in the gym.

The two of them VS Wang Jingjing and Huang Yingjun.

The result.

"Wow, you are amazing!"

"Haha, you're not bad, but you still need to practice."

William Wang and Huang Yingjun actually have a very good relationship.

"Didn't I ask you to crush him?" By the way, this was Sophie's purpose.

"I crushed him." With his figure, William Wang was extremely powerful with all kinds of equipment. He really crushed Huang Yingjun, but, "He thought I practiced well, and he even learned from me and asked me All kinds of fitness knowledge, should I still hit him?"

This. . .

In fact, it was not intentionally funny, but it was very interesting to the audience.

"Forget it! I can't rely on you anymore! Look at me!"

Sophie was about to take action herself. When she saw it... No, she couldn't compare to Wang Jingjing.

In fact, this is quite normal. Sophie is played by Zhang Zhiyi, and Wang Jingjing is played by Fang Binbin. Their body shapes are really like a Chihuahua and Alaska.

However, I also did some tricks during the filming, for example, in the aspect of dancing, I had to do splits... The reality is that Fang Binbin's thick legs really can't get off, but Zhang Zhiyi has years of professional dance training, What's so difficult about a one-character horse?
What's interesting is that the two of them are going to act in reverse, which can be regarded as a demonstration of their skills.

But, isn’t it dirty?
how is this possible.

The bathroom is key.

In the original script, Sophie imagined placing a light bulb fragment at the exit of Wang Jingjing's shower cubicle so that Wang Jingjing could not see it because of the curtain. But in fact, this was a fantasy. The light bulb was not actually made, but Sophie's. Getting the hair on Wang Jingjing's slippers.

There is also a line.

"I like it, you are so hairy..."

Damn, the lines are already dirty.

But this is not enough, when it comes to Bai Shiqiu.

"Ah! What are you doing?" Wang Jingjing found Sophie. Everyone was a woman, so she didn't close the curtain again.

"Hehe..." Sophie was sneaky, but it turned out that the light bulb was just her imagination, and it turned out to be Maomao, so she simply said: "I like it, you hairy..."

As he spoke, he blew twice.

This blow~~
"Hmm~~" Wang Jingjing was a little shy.

Where did it blow?
People can't help but think about it.

This time the audience didn't laugh, everyone was blushing.

There is absolutely nothing in the camera, except that Wang Jingjing is very shy.

Zhang Zhiyi and Fang Binbin couldn't help but look at each other at this time. Although they were indifferent, they also had a common understanding of Bai Shiqiu.

This guy is so bad!

Next, the battle plan was also all kinds of weird, and various unexpected dirty plots naturally appeared during the period.

For example, since this is the case in the gym, then everyone knows each other.

Wang Jingjing and Wang Laoshi were pretty good and peaceful, while Sophie and Huang Yingjun didn't have anything bad about them. They seemed to be quite peaceful.

There is a good line in it.

"A harmonious society, a harmonious breakup."

This made everyone happy for a long time.

Since it's so harmonious, let's have a whole masquerade party.

"Old man Wang! You must overwhelm Huang Yingjun! Take Wang Jingjing over here!"

"Sophie, don't you think this is boring? Even if I am better than Huang Yingjun, will Wang Jingjing definitely like me? That's not how love works, right?"

"I don't care!"

"Okay, okay, it's up to you."

This just followed Sophie's temper again.

It's just so much fun at this dance.

Sophie likes dogs, so she dressed up as a cute puppy, wearing a dog-head mask and specially made threads on her clothes, which were regarded as dog hair.

Wang Laoshi is pretending to be a toy soldier. Even if it is a toy, the soldier's uniform has a unique feature, the buttons are big.

At the dance, the 'dog hair' came into close contact with the button.

"Oh, it's bad, why can't it be opened?"

"No, I'll do it."

"Please be gentle on my head."

"Sorry, I'll take my time."

These two people are entangled together. This posture is relatively good...the buttons are on the bottom, and the dog hair is on Sophie's chest. What kind of posture can this be?

"Wow...Sophie is so bold today." Lu Xiaoxi gave a thumbs up.

"I didn't know she could do this trick." Ma Meiliang felt eager to try it, and made squeezing movements with her hands.

As soon as Huang Yingjun and Wang Jingjing arrived at the scene, they happened to see it. . .

Fortunately, it's from the side, which is quite thought-provoking.

"Haha... do you like this move?" Wang Jingjing teased.

"This, this should be..." Huang Yingjun is indeed an honest man.

Wang was honest and honest, and immediately wanted to explain, "You have misunderstood."

However, Sophie couldn't bear it. She was blushing terribly. She was smart and resorted to a move.

The previous dog-head mask has not been put on yet, now, just buckle it up.

For a moment, Wang Laoshi's expression was extremely shocked.

puff hahaha...

This is absolutely hilarious.

Moreover, a meme was born, called Dog.

　thanks for your support!Thank you!
　　So what, Hei Che is willing to give it all and give it another shot, "Entertainment Upstart", okay, Hei Che is doing his best.

　　This dirty question...ahem...don't be impatient, don't be impatient.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)