my gilded age

Chapter 518: The sharp sword reappears, the scene of the strongest network slap in the face

In 2009, with the company of two movies, it finally passed, one is a dirty little train, and the other is a touching thing that never actually happened. What does it mean?

These two movies have caused a lot of people to compete on the Internet, but in fact, the two movies are quite harmonious, and they almost go hand in hand at the box office.

If you take [-] million, I will take [-] million.

By 2010, it was like this, but then came a tough guy, "Avatar."

In January, almost all I can do is watch this blockbuster movie. It’s so fierce that I can’t deal with it.

However, some movie fans seem to remember something. Are we ignoring something?

By the way, I overlooked a movie called "Chilling".

But fortunately, after all, there is the Internet these days, and everything you walk through will leave traces. No matter how ignored "Ci Ling" is, it still has some marks.

At least in the early stages of its release, the publicity campaign was very fierce, which also aroused unanimous complaints from everyone.

"Fuck you! I've never seen such a bad movie! You just wrap toilet paper around your body and pretend to be a mummy. Can you be more careful?"

"Seriously, what kind of J8 thing is this film made of?"

"Just look at Sister Zhiling and Jay Chou's No. [-] expression."

"The whole process was embarrassing. I can't think of other words to describe it."

In fact, as far as the entire Lunar New Year file is concerned, "Three Guns" must be the most scolded. Lao Mouzi has never been scolded more. It seems that netizens have forgotten the performance of the National Teacher in the Olympics. Of course Yes, some people came out and shouted that the Olympic Games is not only for the National Teacher, but also a group of the best stage designers and masters from all walks of life in the whole country.

As for "Chilling", it seems that no one is criticizing it at all.

This is indeed awesome.

Things on the Internet are becoming more and more interesting, and the Internet has begun to strongly affect the lives of us Chinese.

It should be said that this time during the Lunar New Year, Bai Shiqiu was definitely the most well-behaved ever. He had not been able to come before, but this time he did not get thorns, which is really rare.

Well, there is something...uncomfortable on the Internet.

"No, what's wrong with Bai Shiqiu?"

"Yes, it seems that without Bai Shiqiu making a scene during the Lunar New Year, we all feel that it is a bit boring."

"It's just that I'm not used to it. In fact, I'm very happy to see him quarrel with others."

Maybe, it's similar to Uncle Benshan's situation.

When Uncle Benshan went to the Spring Festival Gala, he was scolded 365 days a year, especially on the Internet. Fortunately, he could have one day off in a leap year.But this is nothing. The best-selling newspaper in the Beijing railway station shouted like this:

Motoyama was caught!
Motoyama was shot...

Anyway, this kind of newspaper has always been very popular and is loved by passengers traveling from north to south. Most of my friends who have been waiting for the train at West Railway Station for a while have bought it.

However, when Uncle Benshan stopped attending the Spring Festival Gala, many people began to miss him again.

The Spring Festival Gala without Uncle Benshan is not the Spring Festival Gala.

Without Uncle Benshan, I won’t even watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Sometimes it's like this, you don't know how to cherish until you lose it.

Bai Shiqiu seems to be treated like this now, and I don't know whether he should be happy or happy?

However, surprisingly, Bai Shiqiu continued to keep a low profile.

However, some people remember some things.

"Everyone, do you still remember what happened a year ago?" One day after the Gregorian calendar year, Weiwei suddenly remembered such a thing.

What's the matter?

"Oh oh oh! I remember! GDP! Hahaha..." The truck driver came out and posted.

"That's right! It's about GDP. It's about that sharp saber posting on Tianya..." Xiao Hengshuai also appeared.

"Holy shit! That's right! This year is 2010. Have the data come out?" Wei Qiuyu, the No. 4 newcomer, also remembered this matter.

Data, of course, depends on the data, but it has to wait until after New Year’s Day, right?
But all the No. 4s are a little impatient and can be said to be quite anxious.

"It's cool if you call me a kid! It's cool if you call me a kid! You should know when the GDP data will be released, right?" Sweet men started to @ people.

"That's right! He must know about this guy's stock trading, and he is absolutely familiar with this kind of economic data." Memories also came to help the circle.

"Come quickly! Tell everyone when, and then we can... haha..." Honest Man also appeared, and it seemed that the game was not as interesting as what happened this time.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for someone who has been cool since he was a kid to come.

"Probably around the 5th or 6th, this is when the data usually comes out."

Around the 5th or 6th, wouldn’t it be that long?
All No. 4 fans are very much looking forward to the announcement of this data.

And what about the Internet?
This happened for a long time, more than a year ago. Whenever you walk by, you will leave traces, especially on the Internet, there are people who like to use Luoyang shovels to cause trouble.

The posts I posted on a certain website back then were actually a long time ago, but now they are being dug out one by one.

So interesting.

"Come on, watch carefully, stare carefully, just see what kind of performance this time... Haha, I really want to laugh, how many people will be slapped in the face."

"It's not necessarily true. What if this year's GDP doesn't surpass Japan's? To be honest, it's still a bit incredible to surpass Japan."

"If it surpasses Japan, it will be the second in the world. This... I didn't expect that it would be the second in the world, haha..."

"I guess it will be a bloody storm by then."

In some circles, it actually started before New Year's Day, but there are too many posts that have been dug out now, and the number of people who are watching the joke and preparing to watch is overwhelming.

A post by Xueliang Saber back then was quite conservative, and the forecast was for 30 years. At that time, many people posted, using various data to refute, and what they said was conclusive.

All the posts from a few years ago are now available, and every character is still there. There is no need to wait 30 years.

Still tough-mouthed.

"Impossible! Japan's economy will also grow. I still stick to my point of view! It is impossible to surpass this year!"

"It's all nonsense, beyond? The GDP data is all fake, it's ridiculous!"

"Is transcendence useful? Does transcendence do us any good? Has your life changed for the better?"

The original posters who refuted Xueliang Saber also came out and shouted loudly. They did not feel that they were wrong. Some even said that the data was false, or simply said per capita.

But many netizens are also sharp-eyed. At that time, everyone was talking about the overall GDP. No one talked about per capita, and some even said that per capita is impossible in this life.They feel a little hooligan.

However, no matter how rogue he is, the time is approaching and the statistics from the Bureau of Statistics will be released.

"Win or lose, this is definitely a fun event!"

"Definitely a big event on the Internet!"

"Wait a minute, I'm going to go back and read Bai Shiqiu's "Night Food"!"

"Yes, yes, let's read "Night Food" again. I think it's quite interesting."

Many people were impatient to wait, so of course they came over to review "Night Food".

To be honest, everyone in this era has a relatively impetuous mentality, which is particularly obvious when talking on the Internet. Whenever they disagree, they start to abuse and attack each other, which is quite intense.

As for the TV series "Night Food", the overall style is relatively warm and has a slow feel.

When I first watched it back then, I felt that it tasted like that. I noticed the 'chicken soup' that Bai Shiqiu fed everyone. Although it was a bit poisonous, the story in it was relatively realistic. Now that I watched it again, I suddenly found that there was something different a feeling.

It seems to be a little lubricant for everyone's fast and tense life, which is very interesting.

But, in terms of GDP.

"Fuck! I just noticed that this guy Bai Shiqiu is even more radical than Xueliang Saber!"

"Yeah, this guy can't even tell that China's GDP in ten years was twice that of Japan! He's too confident!"

"This is indeed a bit of a bragging, but if it can be done like that, it seems to be good. As for whether it will be doubled, wouldn't it be good for us to wait and slap Bai Shiqiu in the face?"

After many people rewatched "Night Food", they discovered that this guy Baek Shi-qiu is too capable. He is more ruthless than a sharp sword and directly predicts what will happen ten years later.

double!
It’s twice that of Japan. What’s the concept?
No non-American country on earth has such outstanding data, because Japan, don’t underestimate it, this country was very good in the past.

When Japan was at its strongest, it had seven firsts in the world, which were seven data related to the economy, that is, these seven firsts. Some people even predicted that Japan would surpass the United States, and some even wrote books about how the United States failed. of.

And now...

At this time, Xueliang Saber appeared again in a certain area.

"Some of the outrageous works from back then were intended to make people laugh, so please don't take them seriously. As for those brothers who refuted me, the matter has passed. Don't be depressed about it. As for other things... times have developed, and everyone still uses them. TT."

This guy seems to have learned from Bai Shiqiu badly, and finally made an advertisement.

Some people couldn't help but ask him, what are you doing?
Xueliang Saber bluntly said that he is filming a TV series and will be a small screenwriter. Moreover, this drama will be released soon, such as "My Captain, My Group" and "Eternal Number", that's it. .

What he said was very simple and indifferent.

All netizens have some...

Damn, this guy's level of pretentiousness has increased!

However, seeing as everyone is writing scripts now, and the TV series is about to be released, this...

It's really pretentious, but there's nothing you can do about it, so just say something else.

"The Saber is awesome! But the looks on some people's faces are really annoying!"

"Yes! It's calcium deficiency! It needs to be replenished! Let them remember this slap in the face!"

"Forget it about being a foreign slave, you actually become a Japanese slave! I can't help but scold such people!"

It turns out that everyone was waiting to curse.

So, in the days and nights waiting for the data to come out, some people were anxious and uneasy, while others were drinking melon seed soda. The mentality was really interesting.

And time cannot stop. Not long after "Avatar" was released, a storm came on the Internet, and GDP data came out.

"Awesome! Surpassing Japan!"

"The little devil will be finished this year! We will overtake him!"

"Xue Liang Saber's perfect prediction!"

"Count how many people are going to be slapped in the face!"

It's like there is really movement, but you can hear, bang bang bang...

The sound is really dense.

China's GDP surpassed that of Japan. This is not really a special thing to celebrate, but it is definitely a super carnival on the Internet.

Because, this is definitely a record, right?

Is this the highest record for online slaps in the face in human history?

Let alone number 4, Lao Bai is awesome, Lao Bai is too awesome... and so on.

"Actually, everyone should be more confident." Weiwei felt that Lao Bai had bad intentions at the time. The current situation... is quite happy anyway.

After the slap in the face, many remaining problems naturally arose, such as the constant shoveling in Luoyang and the inability to post old posts. There were many people who posted in the past, and at least this ID has never appeared again.

Such a network storm lasted for a long time.

Many netizens think...it's really cool.

And Bai Shiqiu...what is his position in this storm?

Of course, no one would know that in fact, Bai Shiqiu only acted as a catalyst and enhancer. Without him, this matter would have been a small disturbance, but now, he has made it a big deal.

There seems to be nothing wrong with making everyone happy.

However, he was also in trouble, because as Bai Shiqiu said in "Night Food", we will be twice as big as Japan in ten years.

Many people are waiting for it. Ten years, just ten years, starting from 08, right?

wait!

What if this face can be slapped back?

Then, where is Comrade Bai Shiqiu?

He came to America.

　thanks for your support!Thank you!
　　Well, this is a little early in time... Hei Che is really working hard and the code has been written. Don't worry, everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)