my gilded age

Chapter 649 Why do you want to be a comedian?Bai Shiqiu's quilt surprise
"Old Bai, don't you want to say something?"

"Ma Li, I'm afraid you don't know that I am desperately trying to heal my inner wounds."

"Hahaha...Old Bai, you haven't lost your ability to talk nonsense."

"Then look..."

"Is there anyone serious?"

"Have."

"Say."

"Okay, actually, I've always felt that I'm not good enough for you. You're a good girl, and I'm just a fucking slut."

"Get out!... Hahaha..."

Ma Li, who forced herself into the car, even forced herself to have an awkward chat with Lao Bai for a while. However, the level of their chat was just right for a drama stage, and they would definitely make the whole audience burst into laughter.

However, this is all bullshit...

"Actually, it's good to find someone who loves you."

"Old Bai, you are really good at talking."

"This one……"

"Forget it, I think it's worth it. With your blessing from Lao Bai, what else can I say? Satisfied! Satisfied!"

"This... I'm such a scumbag..." I didn't say the male word on purpose.

"Hahaha..." Ma Li was really amused.

By the way, Bai Shiqiu is really good. Ma Li is already very famous in comedy. Being able to make a comedian laugh constantly is definitely an awesome thing.

As for the big scumbag... the big scumbag... the big scumbag.

Not talking about men, that’s pretty good.

But Ma Li still said something.

"Lao Bai, tell me the truth. Do you really care about me at all?"

"Have."

This was a bit of a bad idea. After finishing speaking, the atmosphere in the car was very awkward.Bai Shiqiu blurted it out a little bit without thinking, but fortunately, he is relatively smart.

"My Ma Li is so beautiful, but I'm not fucking tempted. Am I a fool?"

As soon as these words came out, Ma Li laughed and said, "Old Bai, you are quite knowledgeable!"

"No!"

"Ha ha……"

It's alright, it's fine, Ma Li's emotions are under control, and the two even hugged, expressing that the friendship of revolutionary comrades in arms will not be affected in any way, and Bai Shiqiu guarantees it.

"It's your time soon, how can my old classmate be absent?"

Also, "Charlotte" has been filmed, but Baek Shi-qiu did not participate.

This movie is already very good, and Bai Shiqiu has his own reasons.

It's very simple. In the previous "Let the Bullets Fly", Bai Shiqiu made a big show in it, but after all, he is not this kind of person, and he can't be stereotyped by the audience, he can't just be a comedian.

The shaping of the acting path is a double-edged sword. In fact, in order to achieve a certain degree of success, an actor must be able to make the audience laugh as soon as he appears. This is an excellent comedian. However, the price is not small, and that is comedy. Once an actor is stereotyped and fixed, it is a lifelong matter. Transformation is very difficult.

Bai Shiqiu is good at many genres, and he is the top star of Red Star. Others can be stereotyped. But he is not good at it. If he is stereotyped, then the entire film path of Red Star Film and Television is likely to be stereotyped.

Our red star is a red star, not a happy twist. If we are just a happy twist and just produce comedy with all our strength and focus, then it doesn’t matter. I, Bai Shiqiu, can also do my best to be funny and be a comedian.

It's like he and Ma Li...oh, they're a bit ridiculous.

"Um, do you want me to help you with Xiaobai's matter?" Ma Li suddenly mentioned this matter.

"Haha..." Bai Shiqiu laughed at that time, "I'm a man, I can handle my own affairs, it's okay."

"She is also a junior sister, so don't go too far."

"It's nothing, I actually understand some of her mental state..."

Before Bai Shiqiu could finish speaking, Ma Li couldn't help it anymore, "Have you really taken action? She already has a husband!"

"Ahem..." Bai Shiqiu almost choked to death.

The two laughed again for a while.

In this car, a man and a woman, just telling fucking jokes and doing nothing else, are really awesome.

At last.

"Old Bai, do you have anything to say to me?" Ma Li had a misty look in her eyes.

"Yes!" Bai Shiqiu agreed, and then said, "Let me tell you a joke."

"Say."

"A reporter was interviewing a well-known actress who was a comedian, and asked, 'Why do you want to be a comedian?'" Bai Shiqiu seemed to be a reporter at this time, waiting for Ma Li's answer.

Ma Li understood instantly. She was an old classmate and partner for many years. There was something she didn't understand, but her answer was, "Why don't you tell me!"

Damn, Bai Shiqiu almost laughed.

You are right, this was originally a joke told by you, Bai Shiqiu.

Bai Shiqiu didn't waste any time and said directly: "The comedian replied, 'Those idiots are always laughing at me, so I figured, go to hell! I might as well charge them some money!'"

If you say this, the Northeastern flavor is very disturbing...

Ma Li burst into tears with laughter, and kept hitting Lao Bai with her hands. These little fists were really shy.

And he also said that if a reporter really asks me this question in the future, go to hell, I will definitely answer like this.

The whole Bai Shiqiu was dumbfounded.

Is this a joke?
It can be regarded as a joke, or something that Bai Shiqiu left for Ma Li, that's all.

……

Ma Li, who had forced herself into the car, got out of the car, and Bai Shiqiu had reached this point. Yes, his old classmate would soon become popular, and everything was ready. It just depends on how he operates.

When I drove back to my home, it was naturally Dongshanshu's villa.

To be honest, after reading his work "Parallel World", when he returned home, he felt a little uncomfortable for no reason.

The film he made is really... terrifying to think about.

I can't think too much, I really can't think too much, but when I walked into the largest villa, which is Qianqian's... "Where is the person? What's wrong? Hey, hey!"

The room is too big, so I have to shout, but it's really weird.

After entering the door, it turned out that the room was dark.

This is wrong, it is really wrong. This is a villa, a high-end residence. Unless there is a large-scale power outage in the entire capital, how can it be dark?
However, Bai Shiqiu is the master after all. Damn it, why is he getting so hairy?
Slowly, he walked towards his home, thinking smartly and not turning on the light.

Why didn't you turn on the lights when you came home?

He just has a judgment, that is...will Qianqian and Aiya's two wives surprise him?
How else can I say that Lao Bai is a coquettish guy? It's really good enough to think about it at this time.

However, this unexpected thing is...

Ahh!

Suddenly, there was a miserable howl, and a person appeared in front of Bai Shiqiu... Xiaoreba!
"You want to scare me to death?" Bai Shiqiu pretended to be frightened.

Well, it was Xiaoreba who was called just now, not him.

"..." Xiaore looked defeated, "Brother smelly, why did you come back?"

"Can't you?" Bai Shiqiu looked indifferent.

"People miss you."

"Ok?"

When did this girl care so much about herself?

"To hug."

"what?"

So isn't this simple?

By the way, Xiaore's growth is really... tsk tsk tsk.

Bai Shiqiu went over to hug her rather coquettishly, but she didn't expect it.

Kaka!

At some point, Xiao Re took out a small anti-wolf electric baton. Bai Shiqiu seemed to have bought this thing.

Bai Shiqiu reaped the consequences and no longer knew anything.

……

When he woke up, he found that he was tied to a chair. The place was dark, but it was still familiar. This was not the hall of his home, and what he saw was. . .

"Lao Bai, you can do it!"

"Brother Bai, this time...did you forget something?"

I finally saw my two wives, Qianqian and Aiya, but there was still a big wall of screens.

It’s the TV wall at home, but why is this place so eerie and scary?

Moreover, on this screen...

Tangtang, Mimi, Xiao Zhao, and Xiaodai are all here!
"Brother! You have gone too far this time!"

"Brother, when did you provoke that Lily?"

"Yes, Mr. Bai, your actions have disappointed us all. The child in your belly seems to be about to jump out and kick you twice!"

"Old Bai, tell me the truth, otherwise, when the child comes out, I will run away with him!"

What's going on with each of these?
Actually, I understand.

"That Lily, don't you know? I never had anything to do with her! Really not!" Bai Shiqiu's accusation was simply unjust.

But but!
"Old Bai, you can lie to others, but you can lie to a few of us, haha..." Qianqian didn't know where she got the feather duster from.

This stuff. . .

"I'm really fucking unjust!" Bai Shiqiu quickly explained, "Don't get me wrong! I'm already ready to deal with that noob! I'm ready!"

Aiya narrowed her eyes and said, "It's a little late, isn't it? I'm sorry for the beauty."

"..." Bai Shiqiu's expression, why is it like this?

Qianqian said here: "Actually, you made a key mistake this time."

"What?" Bai Shiqiu looked confused.

"Remember what we said before filming "Parallel World"?"

Oh, by the way, this movie seems to be about talking about the affairs between himself and his wives.

As for how to say it, I didn't say it.

How to say, I don’t know.

What exactly is Lao Bai's idea? He himself has never introduced it.

Then now...

"Are you just curious?" Bai Shiqiu said smartly.

This is interesting, the scene in front of me seems to be that Bai Shiqiu was caught, and then forced to question by several wives, ahem... Torture, although he hasn't been executed yet, but he definitely has this idea, and Could all this be driven by curiosity?

In other words, none of the wives understood this movie?

This... inexplicably made Lao Bai feel proud.

There was a crisp sound, and the feather duster hit... the chair leg.

"I said, I said..." Bai Shiqiu was really speechless.

Everyone is a performer, and some acting skills are really hard to hide. Bai Shiqiu just showed a little bit of pride when Qianqian caught her.

"Don't be so clever!" Acridine stood aside...only to realize that she was also an actor.

So, how can Bai Shiqiu explain it?
What can we say about the movie "Parallel World" and the relationship between men and women of these people?

I feel like this problem is more difficult than the box office or whatever. . .

　thanks for your support!Sincere thanks!

　　Well, let's really start to do it, really... The Yankee can't hold it in any longer, let's see if the furry bear can withstand it.

　　In addition, I just wish Ma Li happiness.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)