my gilded age

Chapter 666: The importance of eating noodles with soybean paste, Bai Shiqiu harvests it first!
When mentioning Fangzhuangchang Hutong, one would definitely think of a place where bricks are made. But now, people in the capital will know... Zhajiang Noodles.

Speaking of fried noodles, this is definitely the most common food in Beijing and the most popular among the public. In fact, you can eat it casually. You can eat it however you want, but you have to be really particular about it. Isn't it popular these days to be particular? , which is also a bit particular.

There are actually many kinds of noodles, but those who really know how to make them will just say "Guo Tiao" when they arrive at the store.

Pot pick is picked directly from the pot, hot but not cold water.

Sauce depends on the craftsmanship, this is the level of the chef.But for diners to eat by themselves, there are many kinds of dishes, such as side dishes.

Everyone knows that there are many side dishes for fried bean paste noodles, and they have to be prepared according to the season. There are also some things in it, each with its own secret code.

This is not a Morse code, but something that has been boiled in water, which is called a secret code, just like soybeans, and something that does not need to be boiled, such as cucumber shreds and radish shreds, is a clear code.

When eating, when choosing the pot, put down the password first. The password is cooked and warm.Then add the sauce, then add the clear code, stir evenly, and take one bite...

"Do you want to be so particular?"

"Just try it."

Bai Shiqiu snored and took a big mouthful. He also had a big mouth, so he took half a bowl in one mouthful. How generous!tasty!

"Haha...Young man, you have a good appetite!"

The mysterious man was sitting in front of Bai Shiqiu, eating a bowl of mixed fried noodles slowly, as if just like what he said, when he gets older, he won't be able to devour it like Lao Bai.

The gentleman in front of me told Bai Shiqiu about the particularities of eating noodles with soybean paste. Bai Shiqiu didn't really know much about it before. He only knew how to eat it at home, with his mother hand-rolling it, bowl after bowl. , just eat enough to feel comfortable.

If you don’t have so much particularity, then the person in front of you is... a weird one?
Forget it, he originally wanted to chat. Bai Shiqiu thought that this mysterious man would take him to some relatively high-end place. Unexpectedly, he came to eat fried noodles.This is not to say that eating noodles with soybean paste is not delicious, nor is it to say that Bai Shiqiu is out of touch with the masses.But this person is really wrong in his heart. It is obvious that he is an expert and wants to talk about some big things. Shouldn't this be a cup of fragrant tea, pure music and elegant music, surrounded by sandalwood? Isn't it easy to explain this elegance? ?
This... let's eat noodles with soy sauce, it's so damn delicious.

However, what is supposed to come will still come.

"Mr. Bai, it's still the same question. I want to ask you, why did you have to make that "囧"? Why did you have to allude to a certain well-known master in it?"

"He is a liar and a so-called master who deceives people. He has been convicted by the national law. Why don't I just ridicule him?"

Bai Shiqiu knew that this was where the real topic came.

The mysterious man smiled slightly, "Of course I know this is your freedom, but I really want to know Mr. Bai's true thoughts."

Having said that, Bai Shiqiu really didn't understand why this mysterious man had to ask this question, but he was not afraid of this question. His answer was quite simple, "The reason is, actually, it's people."

"Human?" The mysterious man was very strange.

"People just forget some things."

"Oh, you mean, by filming and insinuating like this, you hope everyone will remember something."

"Sir, you are smart. That's true. My idea is very simple. I hope everyone will remember some things. Well, there is an example. I don't know if you know it, sir."

"Say it."

"Sir, do you still remember that during the Spring Festival Gala that year, Uncle Benshan had a sketch called "Selling Kidnappings"?"

"Oh, of course I remember."

"Well, there is a scene where Uncle Benshan, a big deceiver, deceives Chef Fan, a cook. He has an action, stomping his feet, stomping his feet hard, and the line is, 'You will get numb if you stomp', right, then this Who is the plot satirizing? Who is it insinuating?"

"This……"

Stomp your feet, stomp your feet as hard as you can, you'll get numb even if you stomp!

This section is an absolute classic, one of the few interesting things in sketches, and there is a particularly clear irony, or insinuation, because this is actually not a metaphor at all.

The mysterious man actually knew it as soon as he heard it. He understood it immediately because this was a very big event that caused a lot of trouble that year.

This so-called practice became so popular that its main culprits later fled overseas and gained support from various foreign forces. It became very popular, and they blackmailed us and scolded us all day long. , how about, and typing on the money, then what the hell...

It's pretty cool. It used to cost ten yuan, but now it only costs one yuan.

Among them, stamping your feet, stamping your feet vigorously, can cure diseases...

Needless to say, as long as everyone has experienced what happened back then, everyone will understand in their hearts, and this sketch by Uncle Benshan is simply too clear. This joke is a satire on the liar who can cure diseases, and in this sketch There are still some words, this word has not been said yet.

For example, you can trick people into lighting yourself up.

When it was actually on the show, it was revised. There was no 'light', which means ignition, but only 'fooling'.

This matter is really clear, but why is Bai Shiqiu saying it now?
In fact, the mysterious man already understood in his heart, that's right, people just forget.

Bai Shiqiu continued: "What happened next? What happened next was that Uncle Benshan made two other sketches. In fact, in terms of public opinion, especially on the Internet, many people were scolding him. It seems that they can't wait for him to die in such a state to scold him. Even among these individuals, many of them are those with so-called high quality and status. For example, there is a lawyer who wants to sue Uncle Benshan, saying that he is mocking the disabled. He said he was satirizing fat people and talking about people's ugliness... The situation on the Internet is overwhelming, and it even involves making some regional accusations, such as scolding all Northeasterners and saying what they do to Northeasterners... Sir, this has happened What is the result? I think you know it yourself... Yes, to this day, not many people still remember or know what this "Selling Kid" and this plot are ironic about."

Bai Shiqiu's words are very simple, very plain, and have no focus, but the content makes people feel a little creepy.

Yes, people will forget.

The mysterious man smiled and said, "Then you are not afraid of being scolded?"

Bai Shiqiu smiled and said: "What am I afraid of? What if you scold me? What I do is what I should do. Without a leader Li, there will still be Wang Shuangmu, and there will be many, many people in the future. They will come out They use various forms to deceive everyone and do evil things that no one can imagine. Let’s just say what image do we Northeasterners have in the country now? Many people say that we are so good and have good qualities, but we Northeasterners are like Me, we don’t like to talk in so many roundabout ways, and we don’t want to see those ugly things, especially the false things that have a bad smell in our bones. Even if some people scold me or criticize me, it doesn’t matter, I can live up to my own conscience. I As a cultural worker, by doing this, I warn the world and remind everyone not to be deceived. This is what I should do."

It must be said that this is really what Bai Shiqiu is saying. If he does this, such insinuations and satires, if it can play some positive role in this society and allow people like Master Wang to have no escape, wouldn't it be more important? Meaning.

Bai Shiqiu deeply knows that many years later, with the efforts of many people, not to mention the post-00s generation, even the post-90s generation will not know what the irony of this scene is, and will even curse a few words. Isn’t this stupid? .

After hearing this, the mysterious man nodded, and then asked again, "Isn't there some other purpose?"

When Bai Shiqiu heard this, hehehe, half of the garlic came.

"Hahaha..." I laughed while eating.

The mysterious man also got the answer, but it wasn't over yet. "Do you hope someone above can know?"

"Of course." "But, you are not afraid of being seen by some people, so I will take some measures for you?"

"Sir, what you are talking about is about the United States."

"That's probably for that girl."

"But, I feel like that's what was done to me."

"Ok?"

What the two people said was very interesting. It involved what happened in the United States, which was nothing. Moreover, Feng Ru had already made some judgments for Bai Shiqiu. She felt that the killer should be targeting her. .

However, Bai Shiqiu actually said this now, then...

"Most likely it's not for you."

"I don't care about probabilities, sir, don't you understand? Why do I need probabilities? Even if they didn't come for me, then I would treat them as if they came for me. Besides, if I wasn't smart, I would have died."

After saying this, the mysterious man smiled and said, "You are really quite capable."

What does that mean?

To put it simply, Bai Shiqiu is ready to give it a try!

Regardless of whether it was directed at him or not, he was ready to counterattack, a counterattack powerful enough.

"Then what methods do you have? Those individuals are extraordinary..."

"Do I still have to tell everything?"

"You...hehehe, okay, I'll just watch, but there are some things that I have to give you as a greeting gift."

"Ah?" This time, Bai Shiqiu was surprised.

What kind of meeting gift?
Also, who is this gentleman?

Bai Shiqiu was really curious, and even kept asking questions shamelessly. Finally, this person simply said something.

"I'm not a big shot, I just like to do some simple knowledge. Sometimes, some people want to hear it, and I give a little idea, that's all. There are many like me, famous ones like Mr. Li, Mr. Zhang Wuchang, who is a scholar in Hong Kong... So, I am quite happy today, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of you."

These words... actually made Bai Shiqiu stand in awe.

I'm afraid this is the think tank. If I guess correctly, this is the economist who gives some suggestions to the above.

When it comes to economics, Bai Shiqiu doesn't know much about it, but at least he knows that there are many schools of thought and many experts. Of course, there are also many liars among them, such as the well-known Professor Lang.

Professor Lang is a real wolf, this guy can really fool people.

After finishing a bowl of noodles with soybean paste, Bai Shiqiu understood a lot of things, and felt inexplicably unsure. Therefore, he became more confident and determined, and prepared to launch a counterattack.

First, resolve the immediate issues.

Almost as soon as he came out of Fangzhuangchang Alley, Bai Shiqiu immediately held an online press conference, broadcast it live online, and contacted all the reporters early in the morning.

"Everyone! Dear friends! Friends who care about me, Bai Shiqiu! I'm sorry for making you worry. However, there are some rumors that need to be clarified, and that is about my whereabouts. I went to Honolulu , have some fun. Unexpectedly, there were a lot of rumors saying that I was dead...haha..."

Show up!

Bai Shiqiu actually showed up!

Bai Shiqiu appeared in full head and tail!
This news was great, and it spread like wildfire.

It turns out that Bai Shiqiu is not dead, and that "Painted Skin 2" is not a posthumous work.

Naturally, it aroused everyone's complaints, saying that you are dishonest, how could you deceive everyone like this.

However, some individuals are focused on something else...

"Brothers! Youxi.com is soaring!" He has been cool since he was a child and has been paying attention to American stocks. Now he is really excited.

I joined Youxi.com.

When fans No. 4 saw it, they all became happy too.

"How much has it increased?" Honest man.

"Is it higher than before?" A big steamed bun with mushrooms.

"The rise in stocks has something to do with our Lao Bai..." Xiao Hengshuai.

Of course there is a relationship, and news of this relationship will come out soon.

"Fuck me! Our old man is so bad, haha..." I've been cool since I was a kid, so I don't know why I'm laughing.

How?

Just after the announcement, Youxi.com has experienced excessive growth recently. In order to stabilize the stock price, Youxi.com has sold the stocks it had previously acquired. The number is probably more than [-] million shares. The specific number is not specified.

This is public harvest!

If you do a simple calculation, it seems that Bai Shiqiu's profit in this wave is more than 20 to [-] billion US dollars.

The money spent to buy the glass slag is equivalent to not paying much.

But this is only the first wave.

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(End of this chapter)