Mr. Lu, please keep your animal character
Chapter 168 [Lop-eared Rabbit] Rabbits are animals with double standards
Chapter 168 [Lop-eared Rabbit] Rabbits are animals with double standards
"Did you feel anything was wrong with them when you were chatting with them?" asked Fanfan. The little curly rabbit on the plate opened one eye secretly, looked at Fanfan and closed it again.
"Well," Lu Shengjing lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his face and said, "Go to work on time, abide by the rotation order, complete tasks in a timely manner, and the salary requirements are not high, only food and accommodation are included, which is in line with the requirements of Sanhao employees."
Sweeping: "..."
Looking at each other, she obviously didn't get the answer she wanted. Lu Shengjing continued:
"According to my preliminary understanding, they call the place where they are held 'paradise', and they voluntarily work and make money there. They are now eager to return to the place where they are held. Perhaps, it is not a stereotyped behavior, but brainwashing."
"... Its current behavior is called 'sacrifice' in our rabbit world. If the other party accepts its sacrifice, it must fulfill its wish."
"The highest etiquette in the rabbit world." Lu Shengjing said, raising his hand to take a bottle of pepper next to him and pushing it in front of Swian: "Marinate until it tastes good and then remove the hair."
Sweeping glanced at it: "Pure moral kidnapping."
She almost knew what they meant, and said to Lu Shengjing: "Help translate: The boss will come to pick them up soon."
"Yes." Lu Shengjing nodded seriously and looked at the little curly rabbit that was pretending to be dead: "Mrs. Lu said: the rabbit's thigh meat is fatter, please turn it over."
"...jie." The little curly rabbit slowly turned over, lying on its stomach and pretending to be dead. The cute little rabbit's tail was raised like a little fur ball.
"Huh?" Swallowing was stunned. Why was it turning over?
Within half an hour, the pancakes had cooled down, and the little curly rabbit’s tail had drooped down at some point, and a loud snoring gradually began to sound.
In the house, a group of rabbits gathered around the big-eyed rabbit. Two blades of grass were slanted around the eyes of the big-eyed rabbit. Two rabbit paws were placed in front of the body, holding two blades of grass.
The rabbits are eagerly waiting for the good news.
"..." The rabbit between the pancakes was like a small speaker that played a loop of noise, irritating the eardrums over and over again. Lu Shengjing's face turned dark.
Sweeping his hand up to cover one ear, the image of the little cub was completely ruined by the way it looked asleep.
"Mr. Lu, I'm sorry." Sweeping the rabbit said softly. She didn't want to wake up the impregnated rabbit, and she couldn't afford the compensation if it made dangerous moves like jumping off the dining table when it was stimulated.
"...Ah," Lu Shengjing raised his face and looked at Sao Zuo.
Sweeping eyebrows drooped sadly: "I'm done with your marriage." It didn't want to buy an expensive speaker and snatch two pancakes from her every breakfast.
What kind of joke are you kidding?Lu Shengjing frowned and hissed.
Finally, when there was a knock on the door, Xi Xuan immediately got up and went to open the door.
Lao Lai brought Bai Yixin and two staff members over.
"Place them in the room for now." Swian took them into the room.
"Sister, I'll pay for the turf outside." Bai Yixin covered her wallet and said, "Anyway, I can make back my money by selling the Griddle Rabbit book in a month or two."
"Let's talk about the compensation." Sweeping a smile, "It's just that they can't seem to get used to the rabbit food I have here, and they are all hungry."
When they heard the familiar voice, the little rabbits' ears moved intelligently, and they stepped back in tacit agreement to make room behind the door: "Chi!"
The door is pushed in.
The group of rabbits retreated, leaving only one little rabbit lying on the empty ground with its eyes wrapped around the grass blades and peacefully holding a flower.
Someone pushes the door.
At this moment, the action of pushing the door slowed down infinitely in the eyes of the rabbits, and hundreds of rabbit ears rose up as the door opened.
"What? Are they so naughty? Don't they eat everything at my place?!" The rabbit ears stood up to their highest point with a click, and the door was fully opened. Bai Yixin saw a large area of raised rabbit ears at a glance.
"..." Sivan was slightly startled when he saw this scene. These rabbits were not so enthusiastic just now.
"Ji." (To please the boss!) The group of little rabbits gathered around Bai Yixin's feet. The big-eyed rabbit holding the flower suffered a severe stampede and lay quietly after reviving several times.
And the little lop-eared rabbit on Sweep's shoulders tilted its head and rubbed against Sweep's ears, whispering: "Curl, rabbits are double-standard animals."
"Uh-huh!" Sweeping reminded a certain rabbit to shut up.
"Forget about digging into my wall, why are you here to visit me?!" Bai Yixin was furious, but when he saw all the little rabbits there, he breathed a sigh of relief, "You're fine, just fine."
"...Things will be fine soon, Shen!" She squatted down, pushed away the affectionate little rabbit with disgust, held the rabbit that had been trampled countless times in her palms, and pulled the grass blades from its eyes.
He didn't appear to be injured, just a little mentally disturbed.
Bai Yixin skillfully shouted to it: "It's time to put food in!"
"Ji!" The weak and fainted little rabbit immediately came back to life and looked around with wide eyes.
"Okay, it's alive." Bai Yixin threw it into the large army, "Brother Lai, get them on the car first."
Lao Lai and a few people used shovels to shovel out the rabbits in piles. The rabbits skillfully jumped on their rotating shovels and went back to work.
It was really uncomfortable to have the fluffy ears pressed against each other. "Hiss!" Swallow raised his hand and pushed the little lop-eared rabbit into the hat, folded his arms and leaned against the door frame, "Yixin, look to see if there is anyone alone."
But as soon as he said the words, Swallow regretted it.
There were so many rabbits, even though she had raised them from scratch and grown up, it was impossible to remember them all.
"...Hiss!" Lu Shengjing rolled down to the bottom of the hat, struggled twice and couldn't get up, so he could only quietly nestle in the hat.
Bai Yixin took a long look, "Multiple the length by the width..." The area of the rabbit group is not much different.
But, "One is missing."
Bai Yixin stood up: "The teacup curly rabbit, the very small one, the most expensive one."
It must always stand in the most conspicuous position, and it can be seen at a glance that Bai Yixin is missing.
The owner and the rabbit are really unique, Sweeping Rolled helplessly raised his chin towards the restaurant, "Over there, there is one rolled in the cake, go and see."
Bai Yixin followed and swept over. Before seeing Ben Rabbit, he heard his snoring first and said, "...that's it."
The little curly rabbit had turned over in sleep and was lying on its back.
"I thought it was going to eat the cake, but I didn't expect it to fall asleep directly," said Shunran. After seeing the operations of these rabbits, she suddenly no longer felt that the animals Lu Shengjing changed did not conform to the animal settings.
Bai Yixin smiled awkwardly. He had not completely let go of his nature. "Sister, I told you that there is an open day for children. The children are playing house. They are addicted to playing."
Bai walked over excitedly, patted the dining table, and then said: "Look at the camera!"
The little curly rabbit woke up instantly, twisted his body and sat up, looking in the direction of Bai Yixin.
Bai Yixin greeted the staff: "...and take away the plates as well."
(End of this chapter)
"Did you feel anything was wrong with them when you were chatting with them?" asked Fanfan. The little curly rabbit on the plate opened one eye secretly, looked at Fanfan and closed it again.
"Well," Lu Shengjing lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his face and said, "Go to work on time, abide by the rotation order, complete tasks in a timely manner, and the salary requirements are not high, only food and accommodation are included, which is in line with the requirements of Sanhao employees."
Sweeping: "..."
Looking at each other, she obviously didn't get the answer she wanted. Lu Shengjing continued:
"According to my preliminary understanding, they call the place where they are held 'paradise', and they voluntarily work and make money there. They are now eager to return to the place where they are held. Perhaps, it is not a stereotyped behavior, but brainwashing."
"... Its current behavior is called 'sacrifice' in our rabbit world. If the other party accepts its sacrifice, it must fulfill its wish."
"The highest etiquette in the rabbit world." Lu Shengjing said, raising his hand to take a bottle of pepper next to him and pushing it in front of Swian: "Marinate until it tastes good and then remove the hair."
Sweeping glanced at it: "Pure moral kidnapping."
She almost knew what they meant, and said to Lu Shengjing: "Help translate: The boss will come to pick them up soon."
"Yes." Lu Shengjing nodded seriously and looked at the little curly rabbit that was pretending to be dead: "Mrs. Lu said: the rabbit's thigh meat is fatter, please turn it over."
"...jie." The little curly rabbit slowly turned over, lying on its stomach and pretending to be dead. The cute little rabbit's tail was raised like a little fur ball.
"Huh?" Swallowing was stunned. Why was it turning over?
Within half an hour, the pancakes had cooled down, and the little curly rabbit’s tail had drooped down at some point, and a loud snoring gradually began to sound.
In the house, a group of rabbits gathered around the big-eyed rabbit. Two blades of grass were slanted around the eyes of the big-eyed rabbit. Two rabbit paws were placed in front of the body, holding two blades of grass.
The rabbits are eagerly waiting for the good news.
"..." The rabbit between the pancakes was like a small speaker that played a loop of noise, irritating the eardrums over and over again. Lu Shengjing's face turned dark.
Sweeping his hand up to cover one ear, the image of the little cub was completely ruined by the way it looked asleep.
"Mr. Lu, I'm sorry." Sweeping the rabbit said softly. She didn't want to wake up the impregnated rabbit, and she couldn't afford the compensation if it made dangerous moves like jumping off the dining table when it was stimulated.
"...Ah," Lu Shengjing raised his face and looked at Sao Zuo.
Sweeping eyebrows drooped sadly: "I'm done with your marriage." It didn't want to buy an expensive speaker and snatch two pancakes from her every breakfast.
What kind of joke are you kidding?Lu Shengjing frowned and hissed.
Finally, when there was a knock on the door, Xi Xuan immediately got up and went to open the door.
Lao Lai brought Bai Yixin and two staff members over.
"Place them in the room for now." Swian took them into the room.
"Sister, I'll pay for the turf outside." Bai Yixin covered her wallet and said, "Anyway, I can make back my money by selling the Griddle Rabbit book in a month or two."
"Let's talk about the compensation." Sweeping a smile, "It's just that they can't seem to get used to the rabbit food I have here, and they are all hungry."
When they heard the familiar voice, the little rabbits' ears moved intelligently, and they stepped back in tacit agreement to make room behind the door: "Chi!"
The door is pushed in.
The group of rabbits retreated, leaving only one little rabbit lying on the empty ground with its eyes wrapped around the grass blades and peacefully holding a flower.
Someone pushes the door.
At this moment, the action of pushing the door slowed down infinitely in the eyes of the rabbits, and hundreds of rabbit ears rose up as the door opened.
"What? Are they so naughty? Don't they eat everything at my place?!" The rabbit ears stood up to their highest point with a click, and the door was fully opened. Bai Yixin saw a large area of raised rabbit ears at a glance.
"..." Sivan was slightly startled when he saw this scene. These rabbits were not so enthusiastic just now.
"Ji." (To please the boss!) The group of little rabbits gathered around Bai Yixin's feet. The big-eyed rabbit holding the flower suffered a severe stampede and lay quietly after reviving several times.
And the little lop-eared rabbit on Sweep's shoulders tilted its head and rubbed against Sweep's ears, whispering: "Curl, rabbits are double-standard animals."
"Uh-huh!" Sweeping reminded a certain rabbit to shut up.
"Forget about digging into my wall, why are you here to visit me?!" Bai Yixin was furious, but when he saw all the little rabbits there, he breathed a sigh of relief, "You're fine, just fine."
"...Things will be fine soon, Shen!" She squatted down, pushed away the affectionate little rabbit with disgust, held the rabbit that had been trampled countless times in her palms, and pulled the grass blades from its eyes.
He didn't appear to be injured, just a little mentally disturbed.
Bai Yixin skillfully shouted to it: "It's time to put food in!"
"Ji!" The weak and fainted little rabbit immediately came back to life and looked around with wide eyes.
"Okay, it's alive." Bai Yixin threw it into the large army, "Brother Lai, get them on the car first."
Lao Lai and a few people used shovels to shovel out the rabbits in piles. The rabbits skillfully jumped on their rotating shovels and went back to work.
It was really uncomfortable to have the fluffy ears pressed against each other. "Hiss!" Swallow raised his hand and pushed the little lop-eared rabbit into the hat, folded his arms and leaned against the door frame, "Yixin, look to see if there is anyone alone."
But as soon as he said the words, Swallow regretted it.
There were so many rabbits, even though she had raised them from scratch and grown up, it was impossible to remember them all.
"...Hiss!" Lu Shengjing rolled down to the bottom of the hat, struggled twice and couldn't get up, so he could only quietly nestle in the hat.
Bai Yixin took a long look, "Multiple the length by the width..." The area of the rabbit group is not much different.
But, "One is missing."
Bai Yixin stood up: "The teacup curly rabbit, the very small one, the most expensive one."
It must always stand in the most conspicuous position, and it can be seen at a glance that Bai Yixin is missing.
The owner and the rabbit are really unique, Sweeping Rolled helplessly raised his chin towards the restaurant, "Over there, there is one rolled in the cake, go and see."
Bai Yixin followed and swept over. Before seeing Ben Rabbit, he heard his snoring first and said, "...that's it."
The little curly rabbit had turned over in sleep and was lying on its back.
"I thought it was going to eat the cake, but I didn't expect it to fall asleep directly," said Shunran. After seeing the operations of these rabbits, she suddenly no longer felt that the animals Lu Shengjing changed did not conform to the animal settings.
Bai Yixin smiled awkwardly. He had not completely let go of his nature. "Sister, I told you that there is an open day for children. The children are playing house. They are addicted to playing."
Bai walked over excitedly, patted the dining table, and then said: "Look at the camera!"
The little curly rabbit woke up instantly, twisted his body and sat up, looking in the direction of Bai Yixin.
Bai Yixin greeted the staff: "...and take away the plates as well."
(End of this chapter)
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