enemy of civilization

Chapter 27: Because I’ve been caught in the rain, I want to tear up other people’s umbrellas!

Chapter 27: Because I’ve been caught in the rain, I want to tear up other people’s umbrellas!
"Hurry up! Haven't you eaten yet? The Zhenwu Hall must be demolished before dark!"

"You don't know how to build a house, nor do you know how to demolish a house? Can you bring out the same momentum you used to rob houses during the internal testing?"

"I'm really disappointed. With this level, how can you mess with the old man? Your efficiency is not as good as the dog-licking dogs of the Pure Love God of War Guild!"

In front of the Zhenwu Hall, Xu Yang held up a big loudspeaker and shouted to the left and right. A large number of Taoist priests, closed beta players, and public beta players in the fourth area were busy demolishing inside and outside the Zhenwu Hall.

Baili Liuxing couldn't help but want to give him a sniper to shut up this bitch forever!

"Baili Meteor, where is your grandma lying there hatching eggs? Work!"

"What are you looking at? Do you want to challenge me?"

After scolding the loudspeaker, Baili Meteor bent down and started to peel off the tiles on the roof!
Ouyang De stared at the demolition site of Zhenwu Hall in front of him with a cold face, his eyes were like fire and his hands were trembling.

Ouyang De remembered one thing.

Just now, Xu Yang entered the Zhenwu Hall, burned a stick of incense, and kowtowed three times to Emperor Zhenwu.

At that time, Ouyang De thought Xu Yang was just complaining about his greed, but now it seems that he was not, he was asking for forgiveness.

He was asking Emperor Zhenwu for his sin of demolishing the Zhenwu Hall.

The old dog's incense is indeed not so easy to eat.

Emperor Zhenwu is also really miserable. After eating a stick of incense from the old dog, the entire Zhenwu Hall was demolished by the old dog.

If Emperor Zhenwu had a spirit in heaven, he would definitely regret that he had eaten this old dog's stick of incense.

Ouyang De couldn't help but look back at Xu Yang who was shouting with a loudspeaker, "Old dog, tell me the truth. Did you think of a bug from the beginning?"

Xu Yang hung the big speaker on his waist and said with a shy smile, "It's familiar. Be careful if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander! How can I, a good and law-abiding player like me, get a bug? What is a bug?"

Ouyang De gritted his teeth and said, "Can you die if you don't pretend?"

Xu Yang put his hands behind his back, "Don't ask me if it's a bug or not, just do what I say."

Ouyang De said humbly, "Although I agree with you to demolish the Zhenwu Hall, I still don't quite understand the method of your bug. Can you explain to me the principles behind it?"

Xu Yang looked at Ouyang, "What do you mean? You also want to learn how to fix bugs? You have to pay tuition for this!"

Ouyang De said, "Back to reality, if you tell me the numbers, I will give you the numbers! Isn't it just money! I am one of the five elders of the Public Security Department, and I have a lot of money! I will use the money to smash you to death!"

Xu Yang raised his thumb and praised, "I just admire your attitude of throwing money at people when you don't agree with them!"

"You gave me more money earlier, why should I pretend to make it difficult for myself?!"

"After all, bug fixing is also a kind of talent, and my talent has already overflowed!"

Ouyang interrupted, "Tell me the principle! What does the demolition of the Zhenwu Hall have to do with the principle of the card monster siege?"

Xu Yang raised his hand and dialed out his purple egg task!
Xu Yang pointed to the mission location in the mission and said, "Did you see it? The mission location, Baidi Mountain, Tongtian Temple, Zhenwu Hall!"

Ouyang said, "I saw it, but is there any difference?"

Xu Yang scratched his head angrily, "Among these writings, Baidi Mountain and Tongtian Temple are both written in white, while Zhenwu Hall is written in purple. What does this mean?"

Ouyang shook his head, "I still don't understand."

Xu Yang was speechless, "You also claim to be the king of tasks. Let me ask you, when you usually hand in task items, do you divide them into blue and white items?"

Ouyang Dao, "Of course, the blue name is an anchor item, which is also a task requirement item, and the white name is an ordinary item."

Xu Yang said, "So, you open your layout. The Zhenwu Hall is written in blue, so the Zhenwu Hall is the most important anchor for the completion of the monster's siege! Baidi Mountain and Tongtian Temple are just ordinary coordinates. In other words, it doesn’t matter whether Baidi Mountain and Tongtian Temple die or not, what’s important is to keep the Zhenwu Hall!”

Ouyang said, "But, is this anchor too big?"

Xu Yang said, "It doesn't matter whether the system is big or small. The system is a program. The system will only judge whether you have kept the anchor. So, I demolished the Zhenwu Hall! This way it will be safe."

Ouyang frowned and said, "But does this have anything to do with you demolishing the Zhenwu Hall? You don't think that if you demolish the Zhenwu Hall, the monsters will stop attacking the city, right?"

"Let me tell you, I also played territory missions during the closed beta. Even if you demolish the main hall into a pile of ruins, those monsters will still attack the ruins of the main hall!"

Xu Yang laughed and said, "Even if I demolish the Zhenwu Hall, monsters will still attack the city. This is inevitable!"

"But, Laoba, have you ever thought about it?"

"What if I move the Zhenwu Hall?"

"Like, move to the real world!"

As soon as he said this, Ouyang took a few steps back, "You, you, you are so brave!"

Xu Yang's eyes were surprisingly calm and he said seriously, "If you are not brave enough, why is there a bug?"

"This mission is clearly written. As long as the monster reaches the Zhenwu Hall, the mission will be considered a failure!"

"In this case, then I will just give up all the surrounding positions. I only want one Zhenwu Hall, and I only need to protect the safety of the Zhenwu Hall, isn't that good?"

"Considering where is the safest place?"

"Of course it's safest to leave the weird game!"

"So, the moment I stepped into the Zhenwu Hall, I already had an idea in my mind."

"I can mobilize everyone to demolish the Zhenwu Hall, and then bring all the tiles, pillars, statues, floor tiles, etc., back to the real world!"

"Although the game stipulates that our entries will be recycled, it does not say that our equipment and item points will be recycled!"

"After we bring everything back, we will gather at Dragon City, Xizhimen!"

"Put all the items at Xizhimen!"

"You know better than me what the scene will be like when the time comes!"

Ouyang's pupils dilated, and his voice was filled with anxiety and ecstasy, "During the territory siege mission, if the anchor leaves, all the monsters will follow the anchor and continue to kill!"

"At that time, the entire area within ten miles of the Zhenwu Hall will be shrouded in strange fog, and the black evil fog will rise. All people in the area will be forcibly judged as players and forced to join the city defense game!"

"The entire Dragon City will suffer by then!"

"You are inviting a wolf into the house! How many people are going to die!"

"Xu Yang, my uncle, you are so cruel!"

"A small amount of money is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband." Xu Yang followed Ouyang's words and said meaningfully, "Don't those old immortals dislike us very much? Then let them be forced to stand on the same front with us and see what happens. The bad fighting we encountered!"

"I want the world to feel my pain!"

"If the battle is fierce enough and the luck is good enough, and they are in some danger, wouldn't it be beautiful if the five old men become one old?"

"When you become rich, you will have to repay me!"

Ouyang stared at Xu Yang, "I'm not as ambitious as you think!"

"Ambition is such a thing." Xu Yang scratched his head, "It varies from place to place! I don't believe you won't be tempted if I kill those two old guys!"

Ouyang said, "You can't kill them!"

Xu Yang chuckled and said, "So confident? Why? I'm number one on the heavenly list!"

Ouyang said, "Xuanyuan Jingcheng belongs to their group."

Hearing Xuanyuan Jingcheng, Xu Yang's cheeks, which had been sullen, suddenly turned red with suppressed blood, and the next moment he suddenly dropped the big speaker on his waist to the ground.

"Fool Xuanyuan, are you fucking at odds with me?"

"As long as I want to do something, you stand in front of me like a pile of stinky shit! You can't even shake it off!"

"I'm really convinced!"

Ouyang looked at the back of Xu Yang who left angrily and laughed.

When Baili Liuxing saw the overseer throwing the horn and leaving, he hurriedly jumped off the eaves and asked cautiously, "Old man, what's going on? Why did the old dog suddenly start scolding Xuanyuan Jingcheng?"

Ouyang De said, "Isn't it normal for them to scold each other?"

Baili Liuxing scratched his head and said, "Old man, I still don't quite understand, what are we trying to do with this Zhenwu Hall?"

Ouyang De said, "Because the old dog has been exposed to the rain, he wants to tear up other people's umbrellas and let others get exposed to the rain too."

Baili Liuxing asked, "Can you speak human language?"

Ouyang De knocked Baili on the head, "Think about it!"

"What is the anchor for monsters to attack the city? It's the Zhenwu Hall!"

"So, we demolished the Zhenwu Hall and moved it away! Moved it to the real world."

"Then, the monsters will follow us and find us in the real world!"

"When the time comes, wouldn't it be nice for everyone to accept the monster siege together?"

The young man raised his head and looked at the sky. His childish and simple views were completely distorted by the operation of tearing apart someone else's umbrella.

It turns out that when a person has multiple attributes such as being shameless, evil-minded, and greedy, his mental outlook can be distorted to this extent!
Baili Liuxing said, "But, this will cause many civilian casualties. If we lead the trouble to Dragon City, the consequences will be disastrous!"

Ouyang De looked at Baili Liuxing's tender cheeks and patted Baili's shoulder with his big hand.

"When some people are beaten by the game, the other people standing on the dry shore will force them to do anything."

"And when everyone is beaten, no one will have any dissent, and humans will work together as one!"

“The method of dividing areas that I envisaged is just a bad idea after all.”

"The best strategy is the old dog's trick."

"Let the world feel our pain, then the same emotions and views will inevitably arise under the same pain."

"Old Dog's trick can prevent the federation from splitting. Although it is cruel, it is also really wonderful!"

"As for sacrifice, sacrifice is necessary."

Baili Meteor sighed, "Perhaps this is the wisdom of the number one in the sky. He always thinks more than me and does the best. With him around, I will always be a second-rate guy."

"You know there's a gap, why don't you try to get better at work?"

"Are you bloated? Meteor from a hundred miles away!"

"Work!"

The sudden sound of the loudspeaker startled Baili Meteor, who hurriedly went back to work.

Ouyang turned around and saw Xu Yang coming back in high spirits.

Ouyang said, "Where did you go just now?"

Xu Yang said, "I took a walk down the mountain and made a good discovery."

Ouyang was taken aback, "What discovery?"

"The monsters attacking the city this time." Xu Yang said mysteriously, "They are all ghosts! They are all the kind of evil ghosts who have been dead for many years! Bring these uncles into Dragon City, tsk tsk, does this blessing gift look like... The legendary Night Parade of One Hundred Ghosts?"

Ouyang stared at Xu Yang, "If you play like this, will you lose it?"

Xu Yang said, "There is a certain chance that we will get away with it, but we will not fail! After all, facing the same monsters, the survival probability of us beta players is higher than that of ordinary players!"

"If you can take advantage of the trend and let those blind people realize the essence of the weird game!"

"At the cost of a city, compared to the Novice Village battle royale mode where one-third of the world's population has been sacrificed, compared with the game, I am simply a great philanthropist!"

Ouyang said thoughtfully, "You said before that hundreds of ghosts walk at night in the heavy rain. If someone sneaks in among them, they are happier than the ghosts!"

"Old dog, old dog!"

"It turns out you already told me the outcome of this matter from the beginning."

Xu Yang couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "I have heard people say for a long time that iron-rolling generally strengthens the body, but excessive iron-rolling affects IQ."

"Same for you. You hit the iron so hard that your IQ was seriously affected!"

"It took me so long to understand!"

"I really sympathize with Mr. Song now. How unlucky he is to have a guy like you with exploding muscles and atrophied cerebellum!"

(End of this chapter)

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