my reality with some autobiography

Chapter 33: Teach me, can I teach you martial arts?
"You get up."

"I won't."

"You let go first."

"Lend me your martial arts skills and I'll let you go."

Chen Xuan was numb.

I was stunned by Zheng Yong's analysis just now.

He didn't react at all.

He responded vaguely three times.

In the end, Zheng Yong decided that he knew martial arts.

But now.

Where would he go to teach Zheng Yong martial arts?

Originally, it wasn't that this matter couldn't be explained slowly or deceived.

But now Chen Xuan has no time to explain.

because
He just focused on maxing out his skills, but forgot about the changes that would happen to his body after maxing out his skills.

That's right.

His stomach was roaring now.

This roaring sound is the sound of the charging drum of the massive army of poop.

They are about to launch a charge soon.

The guard's sphincter was too lax and did not obey Chen Xuan's command.

and so.

Not surprisingly.

The buttocks are about to be lost!
"Hey, let me go. I have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet. Please let go first."

The third most urgent thing for people is Chen Xuan.

At this moment, he really wanted to kill Zheng Yong.

How can there be such a rogue person?

Even though Zheng Yong's facial features were distorted by Chen Xuan's push, he still hugged Chen Xuan's thigh tightly, clenching his teeth and saying, "Promise me first, and I will let go."

Originally, when I just hugged Chen Xuan's thigh.

Zheng Yong still faintly felt that he might be wrong.

After all, it's too fantastical.

But Chen Xuan's current reaction is obviously that he knows martial arts by default, but he doesn't want to teach him.

Is this okay?

That's a martial art for improving physical fitness in a short period of time.

You can't let go even if you kill him!
As for going to the bathroom?

A discerning person will know it is false as soon as he hears it.

Zheng Yong still clearly remembered the shocking noise when Chen Xuan jogged to the toilet in the afternoon.

I just finished pooping this afternoon.

Pulling again now?

Chen Xuan was made of shit, so where did he get so much shit?
and so.

This must be because Chen Xuan didn't want to teach him martial arts.

But because he couldn't think of a reason to refuse, he used the excuse of going to the toilet to get out first. It was a good idea to leave!
"You fucking let go first!"

"If you don't agree, I won't let go."

"Oh, I'll go. Can't you just let me go if I promise?"

"You didn't lie to me?" Zheng Yong was a little worried.

Because Chen Xuan agreed too readily.

Thinking about it from his perspective, if he had this kind of martial arts, how could he teach others how to hug others?

Therefore, this must be Chen Xuan's delaying plan!

Walking was the best option, but when he couldn't leave, he chose to delay.

He said he promised him, but it was all a lie to him.

"Hey... I'm not going to lie to you, hurry up, hurry up, I really want to... I can't hold it in anymore."

Now, it was Chen Xuan's turn to have his facial features begin to distort.

You have to take in enough air to even say a word.

The whole body is tense.

"You didn't lie to me?"

Zheng Yong was still worried, and after thinking about it, he added: "Then you swear."

"Okay, I swear, okay?"

"Then you swear."

"I swear to teach Zheng Yong martial arts."

"Who swears?"

"I, Chen Xuan, swear!"

"Swear what?"

"I, Chen Xuan, swear to teach Zheng Yong martial arts!"

"Plus time."

"I, Chen Xuan, swear that I will teach Zheng Yong martial arts tomorrow."

tomorrow?

Is it too long?

But Zheng Yong then thought about it and realized that it was almost ten o'clock now.

It's really not appropriate to learn martial arts at this late hour.

"I'll go, why don't you let go?" After Chen Xuan swore, he turned around and went to the toilet, but found that Zheng Yong was still holding him.

Zheng Yong was still a little worried and hesitated to speak: "How about you create a written document?"

"I'm so mad, get out!"

Chen Xuan exploded.

The right leg embraced by Zheng Yong kicked the ground first, and then kicked up violently.

Be caught off guard.

Zheng Yong didn't hug him this time. He screamed and was kicked up more than three meters in the air by Chen Xuan.

"Fuck, fuck, help me, ah——"

bang——

dusty.

Zheng Yong lay on the ground like a tortoise.

quite a while.

Then he grinned and raised his head.

But he didn't cry out in pain.

Instead, he stared in the direction Chen Xuan ran away.

"What a kick?"

"He knows martial arts, he's proven!"

"I go--"

Outside the toilet.

The burly man was at the door, feeling tangled in his heart.

Hesitating whether to go in or not.

Say something.

He was knocked down by Chen Xuan twice at the door of this toilet.

The screen of the phone was broken twice.

He has already experienced psychological shadow.

Of course, shadows go beyond falls and broken screens.

There was also the basketball and the stench that reached the sky.

But it takes half a day to go to the next toilet.

He was in a hurry again.

so.
"It's so late, that big fat Ninja Turtle should be asleep, right?"

"It shouldn't be possible in the toilet."

"No, just in case, wait another 2 minutes. If there is no movement for 2 minutes, I will go in."

The burly man counted anxiously at the door.

I wanted to call out: Hey, is there anyone inside?

But I'm afraid that if the big fat Ninja Turtle is really inside, it will disturb other people's convenience.

In a blink of an eye, he counted to 100.

At this moment, he was already in a hurry.

But he suddenly remembered something, "I'm sorry, that big fat Ninja Turtle just finished having sex in the afternoon, there is no reason why he would come back now."

Thinking of this, he felt relieved.

Lift your feet and prepare to rush into the toilet.

dong dong dong-

Huhu——

Behind.

It seemed like something huge was approaching rapidly.

"what?"

The strong man's heart trembled.

Trembling, he planned to turn around and take a look.

But unexpectedly at this time.

A terrifying force suddenly struck him, wiping his shoulder hard.

all of a sudden.

Dizzy.

His strong body was like a top that had been whipped. He spun around in place for more than two times before he staggered and sat down on the ground.

In a daze.

He seemed to hear it
"Give way!"

"No, it's his voice!"

The burly man's face changed drastically as he recognized the voice.

Reflexively lowered his head and looked at the phone that fell beside him.

He was stunned.

The throat and lips moved one after another.

Just when they were about to work together, they let out a roar of "No--".

dong dong dong-

boom boom boom boom-

In the toilet, like war drums beating, loud roars came out one after another...

all of a sudden.

The burly man's word "no" was stuck in his throat.

This time, he was no longer in a hurry to pee.

If you don't leave now, will you be smoked?
He turned around quickly, but when he turned around, he found...

Beside me, I don’t know when there was another person.

Zheng Yong stood beside him absentmindedly.

Shocked and excited, he looked in the direction of the toilet and murmured to himself: "This movement, this stench, that's right, it must be the muscle cleansing and marrow removal brought by the martial arts Mahayana to remove impurities from the body."

"I should have thought of it this afternoon. How can normal people fart so loudly?"

"What did you say?"

The burly man's footsteps hesitated as he left.

Subconsciously, he turned his head and looked in the direction of the toilet.

If it was a few days ago.

When he heard Zheng Yong's words, he would definitely think that Zheng Yong was a lunatic and was stunned by martial arts novels.

but now.

He thought of the basketball and the movement in front of him.

Hear what the person next to you says again.

He lost his mind.

I also doubt life.

But, who is not a martial arts fan?

He asked Zheng Yong excitedly: "You said that big fat man inside, knows the kind of martial arts that cleanses the tendons?"

Zheng Yong was startled by the burly man's voice, "Fuck, who are you? Why did you suddenly appear next to me?"

Strong man: "."

Soon.

Chen Xuan just walked out exhausted.

His legs were instantly hugged tightly by Zheng Yong and the strong man, one on the left and the other on the right.

"Good brother."

"What a good junior, ah no... what a good senior."

Chen Xuan took a deep breath and had a splitting headache.

What a dazzling effort.

Another person appears who wants to learn martial arts from him?
But when I thought about how to deal with Zheng Yong in the toilet, I had no choice but to think of it.
"Teach me, how can I teach you!"

(End of this chapter)