Married can split room

Chapter 59 You look like the Erya next door to me

In Chen Youzhou's opinion, the main purpose of the post-marital cohabitation agreement drafted by Tao Fushu was to make a second round of lies after the two people had faked their marriage and separated a house.

Create a loving and harmonious relationship between husband and wife in front of parents, family members, colleagues and friends.

After Teacher Tao called Chen Youzhou's husband, as if his evil plan had succeeded, he took another small step towards completing the worries that had been accumulated in his heart for a long time. His originally cold face was no longer cold.

She said, "Then our address in front of outsiders is settled like this. You call me Teacher Tao, and I call you husband, husband, husband, husband!"

He called "husband" three times in a row, with a gloating smile on his face, which made Chen Youzhou feel really happy.

"Should we change our private titles?" Chen Youzhou's tone became softer and softer, looking into Tao Fushu's eyes, "Is it still the same as before?"

"I like to call you senior." Tao Fushu's beautiful beautiful eyes trembled slightly, and she looked closer at him, "But we are already so familiar, calling you senior is too awkward. How about I call you Zhou Lang in private from now on?"

week……

Chen Youzhou couldn't help but think of a certain proud son of heaven, and resented to heaven, "Since it is a metaphor, why is it bright!"

"It's too embarrassing." Chen Youzhou didn't like this, "Just do whatever you want in private, and no one will hear you."

"Okay." Tao Fushu agreed, "That's enough for the title. Let's go to the next item. The second item is to live together after marriage to show affection. Update the couple's avatar regularly."

"Avatar?" Chen Youzhou was not too keen on these, "Is that necessary?"

But Tao Fushu doesn't see it that way. If two people reveal their profile pictures, they can reveal a lot of information to the outside world. On a deeper level, Tao Fushu will feel more secure.

In this way, even if a girl intends to hook up with Chen Youzhou, looking at the couple photos of the two, she looks so good-looking, who would dare?
Tao Fushu has a calm arrogance of his own!

"Yes, we are a fake couple. We must carefully imitate everything a real couple does. Other couples have been uploading couple avatars since they fell in love. If we don't upload them, it would be abnormal." Tao Fushu expressed his inner thoughts. , seeing what Chen Youzhou wanted to say, she immediately shouted, "What do you think, husband!"

"..." What did you want to say just now?Chen Youzhou's head froze, his heart fluttered, and he reminded him, "Pay attention to the address, this is private!"

"Ouch!" Tao Fushu blinked proudly, but she knew she had won it!
"Just update it regularly." Chen Youzhou didn't think much about it, "When do you usually update the couple's avatars?"

"Every weekend, go to different places, see different scenery, and take the same couple photos." Tao Fushu glowed like a little star, "There is no other way, I just want to bring the most beautiful illusion to us. Parents, family, colleagues and friends.”

"The weekend...isn't it tomorrow?"

"I have already planned that we will go to Baqian Mountain tomorrow, rent a tent on the mountain, spend a night in the tent, listen to the mountain breeze, and when dawn comes, we will pick up a handful of rain and dew and spread it down the mountain. "Tao Fushu's eyes were dazzling, and she said, "Lean on the railing with you and watch the sunrise over the foothills."

The picture painted by Tao Fushu was so beautiful that Chen Youzhou was already overwhelmed with admiration at this moment.

It seems that it doesn't matter what kind of headshots are taken, what matters is watching the sunrise with her.

"That's it." Chen Youzhou handed Tao Fushu the cohabitation agreement after marriage and congratulated him, "Happy cohabitation after marriage!"

"You too." Tao Fushu put away the agreement, a soft look flashed in his eyes.

The meal was finished, the dishes were washed, and the ghost movie they had agreed to watch together at ten o'clock in the evening was over.

Tao Fushu stood up and stretched his body vigorously. His languid and mature body was eye-catching, and he accidentally exposed half of his navel and waist. His tender skin was white and translucent, which made Chen Youzhou's heartbeat surge.

"I'm going to bed." Tao Fushu said good night.

"Go! Go!" Chen Youzhou withdrew his gaze, staring at the TV like a gentleman, not paying attention to Tao Fushu at all, but just saved the photo of her stretching her body in his head!
Tao Fushu smiled, Chen Youzhou looked at her fiercely when she was stretching, don't think she didn't notice.

Now he pretends to be an honest man and doesn't look sideways.

"Chen Youzhou, aren't you still asleep?" Tao Fushu looked at him with big innocent eyes, "It's getting late."

"Sleep." Chen Youzhou stood up and turned off the TV.

"Happy cooperation then, give me a hug!"

"Ah!" Chen Youzhou was short-sighted and despicable, as if he had escaped into Buddhism. Why, Tao Fushu could always make his heart happy.

Regarding the excuse Tao Fushu gave Chen Youzhou, Chen Youzhou subconsciously thought it was reasonable.

He took the initiative to step forward, took Tao Fushu into his arms, felt the fragrance of her hair, the softness of her body, and the warmth of her skin, and said, "It's a happy cooperation, see you tomorrow!"

"We must have a happy cooperation every day from now on, Chen Youzhou." Tao Fushu smiled sweetly, but a trace of innocence flashed in his eyes. He pinched Chen Youzhou's waist and suddenly pushed Chen Youzhou down on the sofa.

Chen Youzhou just fell into this woman's damn gentle trap. He promised to cooperate happily, but his waist... hurts!It hurts so much!

After finishing work, afraid that Chen Youzhou would retaliate against her, he ran back to the room and looked back, "Schopenhauer said that people are always suffering, because the essence is that he falls into the hands of others. Good night, Chen Youzhou!"

Chen Youzhou got up angrily, chased after her door, and slammed the door, "Open the door and borrow Schopenhauer!"

"..."

The house was divided and a post-marital cohabitation agreement was signed.

Chen Youzhou's daily life now is like being in a dream fabricated by Tao Fushu. In terms of life, he is getting richer and richer.

In life, Chen Youzhou doesn't have any big pursuits and expectations. He wears only his socks, and he never cuts his hair if it doesn't cover his eyes. Although his beard is not unshaven, it always affects people's spirits.

But today, Chen Youzhou got up early, picked out the clothes in the room, and finally found a short-sleeved shirt that was quite fashionable. He also styled his hair and shaved his beard cleanly.

Tao Fushu came out of the room in a daze and met Chen Youzhou who was looking in the mirror in the bathroom.

She was startled, "Who are you?"

"Chen Youzhou!" Chen Youzhou replied.

"He looks like a dog..." Tao Fushu was completely sleepless. After looking at Chen Youzhou carefully, she picked up a toothbrush and brushed her teeth, but Chen Youzhou was grabbing his hair next to her.

Tao Fushu's eyes got smaller and smaller, she still likes that clean guy, not this dog-like flirt!
She really wanted to teach the slut a physical lesson.

But with a cup in her left hand and a toothbrush in her right hand, she couldn't punch Chen Youzhou at all. She squinted and used her buttocks as a fulcrum to squeeze Chen Youzhou aside and out of the scope of the mirror.

"What do you mean?" Chen Youzhou was very angry, accusing this woman of shameful behavior, "The mirror is so big, I can't even look at half of it?"

"It's an eyesore." Tao Fushu could still see Chen Youzhou's aggrieved face in the mirror. Her eyes were smiling and the corners of her mouth were slightly curved. "You can use the mirror after I've finished using it. My marriage partner, please go away."

"Huh!" Chen Youzhou groaned. He was still holding his hair, but he moved towards Tao Fushu in order to look in the mirror.

Tao Fushu glanced at Chen Youzhou, straightened his waist and hips, brushed his teeth and squeezed Chen Youzhou.

Chen Youzhou was not a coward, so he could not make this woman proud, so he squeezed Tao Fushu hard.

Tao Fushu couldn't hold on anymore and was almost squeezed out of the sink. She spit out foam and said, "Damn it, Chen Youzhou, don't squeeze me."

"Who told you not to let me look in the mirror?" Chen You said with a delicate and upright body, "It's what I deserve!"

"You!" Tao Fushu was furious, and squeezed Chen Youzhou with all his strength, but she took away the battle line again.

She even used all her strength to pinch Chen Youzhou's waist.

"Let go! Let go." Chen Youzhou cried.

"Who told you to bully me?" Tao Fushu shook his head happily, his hair fluttering, and said with his head held high, "I'll let you go if you admit your mistake."

"You're dreaming!" Chen Youzhou didn't let her be proud.

Tao Fushu became even more energetic, not only squeezing Chen Youzhou with great force, but even putting all his strength on his right shoulder to fight against Chen Youzhou.

"Do you admit your mistake?" Tao Fushu laughed like crazy.

"I don't admit it." Chen Youzhou remained motionless. Her squeezing strength was like a child leaning against her, weak and weak, in the eyes of men.

He became playful and took two steps back suddenly.

Tao Fushu lost his balance, his beautiful eyes widened, and a trace of panic flashed, "You..."

The moment Tao Fushu fell to the ground, Chen Youzhou blocked her with his legs to prevent her from hitting the toilet.

The moment Tao Fushu fell down, she sat down on Chen Youzhou's feet, and her body leaned against Chen Youzhou's calf, buffering most of the impact.

"It's so embarrassing!" Tao Fushu was ashamed and ashamed, and told her heart that Chen Youzhou, a bastard, would bully her.

But thinking that she was going to squeeze Chen Youzhou away, she was immediately fooled by herself.

"Pfft!" Tao Fushu choked with laughter at what he had done, and buried his head in his lap to prevent Chen Youzhou from seeing his embarrassing face.

But she was curious, so she looked up, blinked and asked Chen Youzhou, "Is it funny?"

"You are just like the three-year-old Erya next door to me."

"You..." Tao Fushu opened his mouth, got up calmly, rushed suddenly, and pushed Chen Youzhou, who was caught off guard, onto the toilet. She was amused, "You are just like the big idiot Chen next door to me, both in their 20s You’re a human being, and you’re being bullied by a three-year-old Erya!”

"..."

　Thanks to Longlong for winning again, Fuliezi walking on the wind, the north wind blowing, and Shan Yuyin for their rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)