Chapter 25 Start

The sun is warm in winter, but the cold wind is still there.

At this time, more than ten government officials had gathered in the Li family courtyard.

They forgot about their duties and concentrated on watching the fun.

The fat yamen officer fell in love with Li Qing's black iron at first sight and coveted it. He was confident about this competition.

Although Li Qing agreed, he also put forward conditions——

"Brother Guan, today is Laba. On such a beautiful day, you have made my house a mess. I just want to play with you, but I am not in the mood!"

The fat yamen officer knew everything. With the dignity of the captain, he ordered the more than ten yamen servants behind him: "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and clean every room. It must be spotless inside and outside."

Li Qing lightly touched the fat yamen servant's belly with his elbow, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Is it appropriate?"

"It's a joke, I asked them to go east, who dares to go west." The fat yamen officer said, turning to order those yamen officers: "Why are you still holding back? Take action."

"Ah... yes, everyone, get moving. It's such a cold day, and it won't feel so cold if you move around. By the way, retread the kang in the west room. This will better demonstrate your strength, right, fat brother?" Li Qing said with a smile.

"You're good, you have something!" the fat yamen servant said with a smile.

Li Qing came up to Li Yuanshi and whispered: "Mom, not only do I not have to do the work of repairing the Kang, but also the work of cleaning the house has been solved this year."

"You are the only one who has many tricks!" Li Yuanshi was not happy at all, let these careless old men do it, and everything would be in chaos!
While the government officials were working, they complained about the thin government official——

"This guy didn't come to see the fun. He was clearly here to do the work. You kid deceived him."

"Can you blame me? I have to fucking do it too!"

All the yamen servants: "..."

More than a dozen yamen servants tossed all morning, and found Li's house was bright and clean, spotless, and the Kang in the West Room had been refurbished.

Li Qing finished the inspection and gave a comment: "Unsatisfactory, just so-so."

The fat yamen officer chuckled and said, "It's hard for these big bosses to achieve this effect. Okay, brothers, let's get back to business."

Li Qing said: "This small courtyard can be clearly seen at a glance. Competing here will not reflect the level of eyesight. It is better to move to the street where the field of vision is wide."

The fat yamen officer nodded and agreed to Li Qing's proposal.

Before leaving, Li Qing winked at Haitang.

Haitang understood this and hid Xuan Tie in the cellar after everyone left.

In a blink of an eye, everyone came to the street, and the common people also came to watch. For a while, the street was lined with shadows.

"Dear young and old gentlemen, for some reason, this official brother insists on competing with me.

"I am a grassroots person who makes a living by blacksmithing. How dare I fight with officials and people, and I intend to endure it. But the tree wants to be quiet but the wind keeps on!

"Today, I would like to ask you all to be a witness. If I am lucky enough to win, I hope that this official will be able to help me, a common man, live in peace for a few days.

"If he doesn't agree, I'll hit him and die on the street, and he will also have a bad reputation as the official forcing the people to die. I'm afraid the gain will outweigh the loss!"

Li Qing's impassioned and preconceived words gave rise to the negative image of the fat yamen servant.

The fat yamen officer glared at Li Qing and couldn't help but look at Li Qing with admiration——

'This boy is so eloquent at such a young age, especially the cleverness in his eyes, which really makes people feel overwhelmed! '

The fat yamen servant was thinking this in his mind, and the cries in his ears were already coming and going.

The initiative just now turned into passivity in an instant, and it even felt like riding a tiger.

"Brother Guan, please explain the rules of the competition in front of all the young and old gentlemen." Li Qing said loudly.

The fat yamen officer first glared at Li Qing with a cold and sharp look, then smiled conceitedly, raised his hands and feet with an aura of determination, and said:
“This competition will be determined by the best of three games, and the theme is to test your eyesight.

"If you win, according to what you just said, not only will it not disturb your peaceful life, but also..."

Before the fat yamen servant finished speaking, Li Qing grabbed the fat yamen servant's wrist and added: "You will also worship me as your eldest brother in public. From now on, you will be at my disposal without any complaints."

The fat yamen officer was startled at first, then after careful consideration, he readily agreed, risking his life to get Xuan Tie.

The fat yamen officer continued: "If I win, that baby... forget it, a gentleman will not take away someone's love. But I will confiscate all suspicious things in your house in accordance with the county order. At that time, you must cooperate with me in performing official duties."

'What a high-sounding statement, for a big-ass little government official, how arrogant are you! '

Li Qing scoffed, not bothering to chat with him anymore, and said directly: "What is the first game?"

The fat yamen officer turned back and pointed to the city gate tower and said: "Let a plump woman climb onto the city tower with only half of her body exposed. You and I will stand ten feet below the city tower, visually inspect her body, guess her weight, and tell her something. She has several moles on her chest."

As soon as this topic came up, the scene was in an uproar, and discussions started one after another.

Everyone was very excited and rushed to the bottom of the tower.

When I was young, a woman with her hair in a high bun and no eyes appeared on the city tower. From a distance, she looked like a sow.

Compared with this, Concubine Yang can only be considered skinny!
Everyone's expressions changed and they were shocked.

This is not plump, it is fat out of the sky!

Li Qing secretly sighed: "In these days, you can still be so fat. It's true that you can gain weight just by breathing!" '

"Brother Li Qing, the beauty above is the one you and I are eyeing. Should you guess first or should I guess first?" the fat yamen officer asked.

Li Qing smiled calmly: "You are the brother and I am the younger brother. Of course, you have to guess first."

"Since that's the case, Brother Yu will do his part." The fat yamen servant's face was filled with a confident smile.

At this time, an old man suddenly stood up and said calmly, "Wait a minute, if you two have the same answer, who wins?"

The old man's words were echoed by everyone, and they all agreed.

"So what do you mean?" the fat yamen servant asked, squinting at the old man.

The old man shrugged, laughed a few times, and said: "Let's do this, write your two answers on your hands, and then reveal them. If they are the same again, make it more difficult and guess the woman's private clothes, which is her bellyband. Ah, if you can see through clothes, that would be a magical sight!"

Li Qing couldn't help laughing - this old man's work is so detailed!
"You're such a bad old man, you're about to die, and yet you still have such lust!" the fat yamen servant scolded.

The old man gave the fat yamen servant a disapproving look: "It's a solution anyway, it's fine if you don't appreciate it, and it's a sarcasm."

The thin yamen officer continued: "If they finish guessing, is it possible for the woman to take off her clothes in public to verify it?"

The old man's eyes were shining with gold and he said with a smile, "Why not?"

(End of this chapter)

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