Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 189 Chapter 180 Eight Xianyang

"See you in Xianyang!"

Yi Buhuo turned and left, behind him was Cui Wenzi waving goodbye with a smile on his face.

"Miao Miao Miao!"

Cui Wenzi took a sip of wine and followed Yi Buhuo's back with his eyes, standing alone at the gate of the city, feeling inexplicably lonely.

Recalling the two days they spent together, they were playing and fighting without restraint. They were really relaxed and comfortable. Unfortunately, they were not the same people on the same journey, and there would always be a time when they parted ways.

Yi Buhuo didn't have too many emotions. He had experienced too many parting scenes and had already learned to remain silent. Not to mention that it was only a short separation and they would meet again soon!

"Yi Xiaochuan and the others have already set off. With Susu by their side, I wonder if they will be tricked by Liu Bang into meeting Yu Shu in Tu'an..."

"With his flirtatious attitude, I'm afraid the ending won't change..."

As if he thought of something, Yi Buhuo sighed slightly. With Lu Su's character, I'm afraid he can't control Yi Xiaochuan. He is such a pitiful person.

This was also the reason why he looked down on Yi Xiaochuan. His Holy Mother had hurt all the people around him who were good to him. In the end, he had nothing left and suffered for 2000 years...

Yi Buhuo actually doesn't hate the Virgin, he doesn't even hate the Virgin bitch that much, because the Virgin bitch who dares to dance in front of him will not survive for 3 minutes.

His dislike of Yi Xiaochuan does not lie in his Madonna, after all, Yi Buhuo himself is actually a character who prefers Madonna.

I like lovers to finally get married and have a happy ending...

For this reason, he also did a lot of things that were not beneficial to himself, and was willing to be a green leaf to set off others.

However, if it is really for his own benefit, he will kill decisively and take action when it is time to take action, without any hesitation!

But Yi Xiaochuan's mistake is that he is not just a virgin, but what he does does not bring any benefit to himself. It only makes the people around him sacrifice needlessly, and he always feels that he is right...

The Holy Mother benefits others at the expense of oneself, the Holy Mother Bitch benefits herself at the expense of others, and Yi Xiaochuan is special, he harms others without benefiting himself...

For the sake of the so-called general trend, the original direction of history, I obviously have the ability to take action and even change my destiny, but I still remain a bystander, even if I sacrifice my own relatives and friends!

Yi Buhuo despises such people the most. When you have no ability, you can just follow the crowd. When you have the ability, you should be a hero and create the situation!
He had worked so hard to change his original destiny, and even almost risked his life in it. With Yao Yue's martial arts skills so high, he never flinched, just for Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque to have a good ending.

But here is a person who clearly has the ability to easily change the tragedy, but he just stands by and watches, or even adds fuel to the flames. Of course he is very angry.

Yi Xiaochuan's crime was not punishable by death, or death was the easiest punishment, but Yi Buhuo still took action. It was not that he had too much reaction, but that he felt unhappy after seeing the opposite of himself.

This is a disagreement in three views and an irreversible opposite!

After killing Yi Xiaochuan once, Yi Buhuo vented all the depression in his heart, and he became much more relaxed, and even his mood improved slightly.

The eagerness to go home, the hatred for the Virgin, the dissatisfaction with the plot...

All kinds of negative emotions have been suppressed for a long time, and now they are released as if they have found an outlet. My body and mind are clear and clear, which is more comfortable than riding a horse or killing a chicken!

There were still ten days to go from Xianyang. Yi Buhuo did not concentrate on the journey, but took a leisurely tour of the mountains and rivers, admiring the mountains, rivers, flowers, trees and trees around him.

Now he is in the stage of refining his mind. If he cannot unite the three treasures of spirit, energy and spirit, his martial arts will not be able to break through the bottleneck. If he cannot break through this barrier, going further will become a luxury.

"I just happened to be at this point, and I came to this world where people can have brain hemorrhages. I can't believe it wasn't God's destiny..."

Yi Buhuo sat cross-legged on the top of the mountain. Although his eyes were looking at the endless desolate Gobi below, his mind had already wandered.

"It is better to block things than to make up for it. Blindly making amends will only make the same mistakes again. What can be saved can't save the whole life. Although Lu Su was saved, the follow-up may be even more miserable. Maybe I did something wrong!"

"It might be better to nip the source in the cradle and directly change the outcome!"

"Since I can't get over it, I can intervene directly if I don't like it. Yi Xiaochuan wants to maintain the general trend and is afraid of changing history, so I will directly influence Qin Shihuang. There is no fun in expanding the territory of a woman..."

"Now that I'm here, how can I still be so petty? Everything here has nothing to do with me anyway, so don't worry about the consequences and just go as wild as you want!"

Yi Buhuo stood up, used his finger as a pen to carve "Yi Buhuo is here for a visit" on the boulder beside him, and then turned around and left without any trouble.

This trip to Xianyang is no longer about meeting historical celebrities and checking in, but about integrating into the world and letting Yi Xiaochuan see what it means to be a time traveler in his own way!
Now that you have this opportunity, if you don't do something, why come here?
He is so timid that he can't even keep the woman he loves, so what history and general trends do he care about?
As long as you can show your own value, what beauty can't get it?Let Ying Zheng witness the marriage in person...

Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao focused on going home. Although Lu Su behind them didn't know why they were so eager, they were willing to accompany them and rushed to Tangwu Mountain in a few days.

After several inquiries, the three of them walked to a bamboo forest. There was a thatched hut in front of them. A little boy stood in front of the door. After seeing a few people, he quickly walked forward.

"Excuse me, are you two gentlemen coming from thousands of miles away?"

"His guess was really accurate!"

Gao Yao leaned against Yi Xiaochuan and was a little surprised, and then replied: "We came from a place far, far, far away."

"The two distinguished guests are indeed here. I have been waiting here for a long time. Please sit down and have a cup of tea to relieve your fatigue."

The book boy enthusiastically invited a few people, and there were indeed several cups of freshly brewed tea on the stone table behind him.

"Sir, this tiger-shaped pendant is a treasure. It has miraculous effects on healing wounds and strengthening muscles and bones."

Yi Xiaochuan subconsciously reached out and touched the tiger-shaped pendant exposed on his chest. This thing did have strange phenomena. It could not only cure snake venom and restore injuries, but also had a lot to do with his own time travel.

“The little gentleman’s eyesight is good!”

"It's like this. We are here to find an expert. I wonder what the relationship between me and him is?"

"That's my master!"

"Sure enough, it's a famous teacher who produces a high-level apprentice. Then can you ask your master to come out for a while, we have something to ask him."

Yi Xiaochuan can talk, so talking to people has always been his job. Gao Yao has been holding a tea cup and sipping it, listening to their conversation.

"The master was sure a month ago that several of you will definitely walk into the courtyard today, so I have arranged for me to boil water and make tea here to wait for you two. Please finish your cup of welcome tea first!"

"Isn't your master so amazing? Can you even calculate this?"

Yi Xiaochuan asked with interest. He was very curious about these. Is there really such an expert?

"We've finished the tea, can we invite him out?"

Gao Yao couldn't wait to pick up the tea cup and drank it in one gulp, then looked at the boy.

"Master said that you two are here for a treasure today, right?"

"That's right, that's true!"

When it came to the treasure box, Yi Xiaochuan couldn't hold himself still and responded quickly: "We were looking for a square box with three words engraved on it, Tang Wushan, so we traveled thousands of miles to find it here. ”

The book boy glanced at him and did not reply directly. Instead, he bent down and poured another cup of tea.

"Master, I'll ask you two to drink another cup of soothing tea. Only after you calm down for a while can I tell you the answer."

"Drink tea again..."

Gao Yao muttered, is it time for tea now?

"How about this? After we finish drinking this cup of tea, please invite your master out, okay?"

"It depends on the guest's wishes."

After receiving the boy's promise, Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao looked at each other and had no choice but to pick up the tea and drink it all in one gulp.

Gao Yao burped and his stomach bulged.

"Can we invite Master You out now?"

"Master traveled around a month ago..."

"what?"

Yi Xiaochuan couldn't laugh anymore, Gao Yao had already taken action directly, grabbing the boy's collar and shaking him desperately.

"You lied to me? After drinking so much tea for a long time, you lied to me?"

Yi Xiaochuan stepped forward and gave him a hand, "Lao Gao, please restrain yourself."

"Little brother, stop being mysterious and just tell us when will your master come back?"

"I don't know the master's return date either, but he left a message, asking you two to come back and see each other in a month, and I will definitely hand the treasure box to you then."

"What did you say?"

This time it was Yi Xiaochuan's turn to be angry. He grabbed the boy's collar with both hands and said angrily. A period lasts for 60 years. He doesn't know if he can live until that time. Even if he can wait until that time, his family will Don't rush to death?

"You said a Jiazi? Are you kidding us? Do you know how many years a Jiazi is? We have worked so hard to come here, and you actually said a Jiazi to me?"

The roles were reversed, Gao Yao became the peacemaker and came over to separate the two.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited..."

"He wants me to wait for a period of time. A period of 60 years. He wants us to wait for 60 years!"

"what?"

Like a bolt from the blue, Gao Yao turned around and took over from Yi Xiaochuan and grabbed the boy's collar again.

"You want us to wait 60 years? Why do you want us to wait 60 years? Where did your master go?"

"..."

At the same time, Yi Buhuo had arrived outside Li Xianyang City. Looking at the endless stream of people at the door, he finally smiled.

"I should have known I had bought a horse. Seeing too much scenery would be boring..."

Just as he was about to follow him into the city, he didn't know that the soldiers guarding the city actually came over. Four people surrounded him, looking wary.

"What are you doing? I am a good citizen."

Yi Buhuo was a little puzzled. Could it be that his temperament was so outstanding?Can you be noticed at a glance even in a crowd?

"Lean back a little and stand against the wall."

Yi Buhuo, who was pushed to the wall, was about to speak when out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of the wanted notice next to his head. On it was a simple human face with narrowed eyes and a beard, and there were notes next to it.

"It's you who threw yourself into a trap. You're so brainless. Get it!"

"The great thief refuses to restrain his hands and hurts countless people and commits heinous crimes..."

"this is me?"

Yi Buhuo pointed at himself and said speechlessly: "Brother, look at how the portrait above is similar to mine. Aren't you referring to a deer as a horse?"

"What do you mean by referring to a deer as a horse? What nonsense are you talking about?"

The leading soldier held the knife on his waist with one hand, pulled someone over from the passing people, pointed to the wanted notice on the wall and asked:
"Look, does this person look exactly like the picture on the wall?"

The people who had suffered the unreasonable disaster were trembling with fear. They followed his fingers and nodded immediately in the affirmative.

"It's exactly the same!"

"..."

Yi Buhuo was dumbfounded, "Brother, don't be afraid of their threats. How is this the same as me?"

"But it is indeed the same..."

The man shrank his head, as if he was terrified, and hid behind the soldiers, his voice trembling.

"Are your eyes crooked? Or is there some secret message in this portrait? You can see it all?"

"How dare you quibble when the facts are true!"

The soldier waved his hand and said: "Someone come and get it for me!"

"It's outrageous..."

Yi Buhuo admitted his defeat. He was the only one in the world who didn't recognize his wanted order, right?
"I want to catch my iron leg and float on the water, dreaming!"

Although I don't know how I was recognized, I did deal with a pair of Qin soldiers. It doesn't matter whether I am on this wanted poster or not. I definitely can't clean it up anyway.

It's best to apply oil on the soles of your feet at this time. These little bastards have no internal strength, and they still want to catch me?

Yi Buhuo stepped hard on his feet, and the dust raised pushed back the two soldiers who were about to catch him. Then he stood up from the ground, jumped three feet with a whooshing sound, crossed the city wall and disappeared outside the city.

"Mom, there are gods..."

Passers-by stopped to watch and marveled.

"What are you looking at? Why don't you chase after me!"

The leader came to his senses, jumped to his feet and cursed, and then led the people through the city gate. Yi Buhuo was nowhere to be seen...

"It's obviously not the same at all, but it's exposed, and it's a bad year!"

Yi Buhuo sighed, patted the dust on his body, and looked at the city gate in a daze from a distance.

I almost forgot that my current identity was dirty. Let alone meeting Ying Zheng, I had trouble even entering the city.

It's easy to get in, but I have big ambitions, so I can't always show my true face, right?
Xianyang is the base camp of Qin Shihuang. The defense level here is not generally high. If there is a criminal record, it may be difficult to operate later.

How could Ying Zheng trust a person of unknown origin, and also a so-called "criminal thief"...

He was obviously just using money to do things, so what kind of thief was he?

"No, I still need to clear my identity first. Now I'm so black and shiny that it's inconvenient to go anywhere..."

Yi Buhuo touched it, could he just go back to his old business?

"Didn't Ying Zheng want to live forever? After I become famous, I might fool him with a beauty pill, and maybe I could become the so-called 'world's best miracle doctor'..."

(End of this chapter)