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Chapter 293 Li Xiaoyao steals Elder Shi three times

"Will Brother Xiaoyao really accept me?"

Zhao Linger was still a little hesitant. Although she accepted her identity and no longer rejected the tail, she was still a monster in the eyes of ordinary people.

Although what Yi Buhuo said was very reasonable, would brother Xiaoyao really accept himself like this?
"What you said is not unreasonable. After all, Li Xiaoyao is just a stupid mortal, and he might not believe it."

Unexpectedly, Yi Buhuo supported her idea very much.

Zhao Ling'er looked even more lonely.

"But people will change. With me here, can I still make him feel sorry for you?"

Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, "Let's do this. You can adapt here for a few days and recuperate your body. I'll go back and do Xiaoyao's work to let him get used to it first."

It's really not appropriate for Zhao Ling'er to go back now. Although Yi Buhuo doesn't want to prepare for the worst, given Li Xiaoyao's character, things will definitely develop in the most unacceptable direction!
In order to prevent Li Xiaoyao from losing his wits and fighting Zhao Ling'er, now it's his turn to build up his heart.

……

On the other side, Li Xiaoyao was hungover all night after being sent back by Liu Jinyuan, and he didn't find the note Yi Buhuo left for him until the next day.

"Why is this master so unreliable? He left without saying hello..."

Li Xiaoyao put down the note, Yi Buhuo didn't leave any useful clues, but said that he was in a hurry and had to go out immediately.

If Yi Buhuo hadn't said that he would be back soon, he would have thought that his cheap master had decided to abandon him and go away.

But before he could wake up for a while, Lin Yueru and Liu Jinyuan found him together.

"Why haven't you cleaned up yet?"

Lin Yueru looked at Li Xiaoyao, who was alone and smelled of alcohol, and suddenly became furious!

"Pack what?"

"Let's go and save Ling'er! Have you forgotten?"

Li Xiaoyao was still confused, and Lin Yueru asked angrily.

"Do you think moving house means carrying such a big baggage..."

Lin Yueru was carrying a huge baggage. Looking at her back that was not straight, she knew that there were many things and the weight was very heavy!
"Let's go!"

Li Xiaoyao put the long sword on his back and left alone. He had nothing to deal with, and the most valuable thing was probably the two swords on his body.

One is the golden sword left to him by his father, and the other is the spiritual sword that Yi Buhuo gave him for safekeeping.

When they set off from Yuhang Town, they didn't bring much with them. At most, they only had some dry food. This was the first time he saw someone rushing as if moving, wanting to take all their belongings with them...

"and many more!"

A cunning flashed in Lin Yueru's eyes, and she suddenly approached him, staring straight into his eyes.

Things happened so suddenly that Li Xiaoyao didn't know how to react. Looking at the abnormal Lin Yueru, he swallowed subconsciously.

"You... what are you doing?"

"It's done!"

Lin Yueru suddenly distanced herself and clapped her hands gently.

Following her gaze to his waist, Li Xiaoyao realized that this evil woman had tied a bunch of bells around his waist while he was at a loss.

"A gift for me?"

Li Xiaoyao raised his eyebrows and smiled proudly.

"But I am not suitable for wearing bells as a grown man. How about giving it a gift next time?"

"You think beautiful!"

Lin Yueru rolled her eyes with disgust on her face.

"Apprentice Jin Yuan, why are you here to join in the fun?"

Liu Jinyuan had no intention of stopping until he left the city, and Li Xiaoyao felt something was wrong.

"Master Li, you haven't taught me martial arts yet. I should serve you by your side!"

Liu Jinyuan changed out of his scholar's robe, put on his shorts and held a sword in his hand, looking like a knight.

Li Xiaoyao hesitated to speak. He himself was a dabbler, how could he teach his disciples?

If Liu Jinyuan hadn't given him too many red envelopes yesterday, he wouldn't have agreed in a flash.

If you really ask him to teach martial arts, he won't be able to provide any useful information...

I originally wanted to learn from Yi Buhuo's experience, but I didn't expect that when I woke up, my master had run away.

Li Xiaoyao simply stopped answering and walked faster to the front.

"I have never seen such an inconsiderate person who only cares about himself!"

Lin Yueru was so tired that she could hardly straighten her waist, but Li Xiaoyao quickened his pace and couldn't help but cursed bitterly.

Do you know how heavy your baggage is?It's actually so fast!
"Master Li is also worried about Miss Ling'er and wants to save her as soon as possible. Cousin Yueru must understand."

Liu Jinyuan looked gentle and gentle, but he was actually very sinister. He just watched her panting from the side and never mentioned that he would take over her shoulder for a while.

Because he knew that even Lin Yueru could barely carry the salute. With his small body, if he overestimated his ability and tried it, his life might be in danger...

Li Xiaoyao disappeared after a while. Lin Yueru and Liu Jinyuan chased him for a while without seeing his figure. They immediately realized that Li Xiaoyao wanted to get rid of them!

"If you want to escape my grasp, dream!"

Lin Yueru shook the same string of bells on her waist that were the same as those on Li Xiaoyao's waist, not worrying at all that she could not find Li Xiaoyao.

Sure enough, not long after, Li Xiaoyao, who had disappeared, ran back by himself, looked at her hatefully and said, "What the hell is this?"

"Didn't you run away? Run again!"

Lin Yueru continued to shake the bell, and the bell on Li Xiaoyao's waist also rang at the same time.

Li Xiaoyao was tortured by the constant noise. Even if he covered his ears, he couldn't stop the "noise".

"Why can't I untie this thing?"

It's not that he didn't think about taking it off and throwing it away, but the strange thing is that no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't take it off.

"This is a gadget that my uncle brought back from the Western Regions when he went out to play half a year ago."

Liu Jinyuan explained on the side: "These two bells are a pair, and there is a bug inside each, which has been cursed. As long as one bell rings, the other one will react."

"The bell rings because of the vibrations caused by the impact of the bugs inside."

"Stop struggling. Only my father and I can untie this bell. You can't escape me even if you run to the end of the world."

Lin Yueru's sarcastic smile deeply hurt Li Xiaoyao's heart. Looking at this face made him angry!
"I don't believe I can't get rid of you!"

Li Xiaoyao clenched his fists, turned around and ran away!

He knew that Lin Yueru, a wicked girl, had no good intentions. How could she give him a gift in a good way? It turned out to be shackles!
"Wait for me!"

Lin Yueru grimaced, carried the huge burden behind her, and chased after him step by step.

Liu Jinyuan smiled helplessly, and walked slowly with her.

Li Xiaoyao kept moving forward and entered another town. Along the way, he did not forget to inquire about Zhao Ling'er, and at the same time, he did not hear any noise from his waist.

Let him take the trouble and feel extremely regretful!
Is it really impossible to escape from the clutches of the evil woman?

Seeing a group of pedestrians with serious expressions in front of him, Li Xiaoyao took action!

Although the bell is noisy, it has become a symbol of his identity. Lin Yueru also has the same bell on his body, so he can blame himself!
"Remember, we are from the Central Plains now, so don't show off!"

Elder Shi is telling his subordinates that they have lived in Nanzhao country all year round and their habits are different from those of the people in the Central Plains. This time they have changed their appearance and come to the Central Plains with a secret mission, so they should not show off in public.

But as soon as he finished speaking, a mysterious figure bumped into him from behind, and then the wind blew under his feet and he ran further and further away.

Elder Shi looked down and saw that the money bag hanging on his waist had disappeared, leaving only the faint sound of bells echoing in his ears...

"Stop chasing!"

Seeing that his men wanted to pursue him, especially Tang Yu Xiaobao who was the fastest runner, he quickly stopped.

"But foster father, even if a Central Plains person has his money bag stolen, he will catch the thief..."

Tang Yu Xiaobao tried his best to hold back his laughter, but Elder Shi, who had warned them just now, had his money bag stolen. If he hadn't accumulated so much power, he might have been unable to hold back his laughter.

"This is a master. The two armies dispatched food and grass first, stole my purse and made us hungry. What a brilliant move!"

Elder Shi has a serious face, "This must be a conspiracy of the Moon Worship Sect, don't pursue it!"

Li Xiaoyao hid for a long time and found that no one was chasing him. He scratched his head in confusion.

"Why don't these people chase after their money bags?"

If it doesn't work once, then try it again and it won't work. These people really don't care about money!

Elder Shi took another money bag and hung it on his waist. He patted it gently and then lifted up his clothes to deliberately expose the money bag.

"The more conspicuous the better, so no one can steal it..."

Before he finished speaking, a familiar ringing sound came to his ears. Before he could react, another figure bumped into him from behind, and the wallet he had just hung disappeared again...

"They want to anger us, so we can't chase them!"

Before his men could move, he stopped them with a wave of his hand.

"Even I can't react. This thief is very skilled. We must not be fooled!"

……

"You haven't come after me yet?"

Li Xiaoyao weighed the purse, "Could it be that my attire is not conspicuous?"

He is currently wearing Liu Jinyuan's clothes. As long as Elder Shi sees someone wearing the same clothes, he will definitely take action, and he can take the opportunity to escape.

"I don't believe it anymore!"

Li Xiaoyao suddenly changed into Lin Yueru's eye-catching red women's clothing, and even put on flaming red lips!
Elder Shi did not dare to make a big deal this time and stuffed the money bag contributed by his men into his sleeves. Before he could smile, a "woman" in red missed him from the front.

Touching the sleeve again, the money bag that was still warm disappeared again...

"Too deceiving!"

……

Li Xiaoyao leaned against the wall, alertly paying attention to the movements around him, but still didn't notice anyone chasing him. Now he really couldn't figure it out.

I stole from the same person three times in a row, but he didn't even pursue me. Do I really not care about the money that much?

"Xiaoyao, do you still like women's clothing?"

"Ghost!"

The sudden sound startled Li Xiaoyao, and even more so Yi Buhuo!
"Where is the ghost?"

"Master? You are finally back!"

Looking at Yi Buhuo looking around, Li Xiaoyao patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Why did you suddenly appear behind me without any movement?"

"That's because you were guilty of not paying attention to my steps."

Yi Buhuo glanced at Li Xiaoyao, who was all dressed up in women's clothes. It was really eye-catching!

"What are you dressing up like? After losing Ling'er, you couldn't bear the blow, so you started to become perverted?"

Li Xiaoyao was a little embarrassed and quickly wiped off his rouge and took off his clothes.

"It's even more perverted now..."

Yi Buhuo took a breath of cold air and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

He had only been away for a day, but something started to go wrong with his apprentice. He seemed to be very ill, and he had no choice but to bring out his long-lost Yin-Yang needle!

Before he could ask any more questions, the bell on Li Xiaoyao's waist began to ring again, and Yi Buhuo's eyes suddenly widened.

"You're so sorry for Ling'er. I'm going to clean up my family today, you evil disciple!"

Isn't this the legendary "Don't lose, don't forget" bell?
He had only been away for a day, and he already had a token of love. Needless to say, the other bell must be on Lin Yueru's body!

Li Xiaoyao threw away the money bag in his hand and ran away.

Yi Buhuo took the purse and weighed it, then put down his raised hand.

"Where did the money come from? If you don't want me, just treat it as your belated apprenticeship ceremony..."

Hearing the voice, there was still a lot of money, so Yi Buhuo stuffed it into his bosom without hesitation.

Ever since he got together with Mo Yixi, he hadn't seen such a huge sum of money for a long time.

It was not until this world that he believed that people who practice Taoism really have "five disadvantages and three shortcomings". Otherwise, how could he be so poor?

Unexpectedly, I was hit by a surprise as soon as I came back. It seems that I am about to change my fortune, and maybe my subsequent plans will go smoothly...

Yi Buhuo rubbed his hands happily, fell behind Li Xiaoyao and shouted affectionately: "Xiaoyao, my good disciple, don't run away, how can I be willing to beat you, stop now and don't get tired..." "

Li Xiaoyao got goosebumps all over his body and ran faster. He wished he could shrink to the ends of the earth right now!

It turns out that the pervert is actually the master!
It was getting dark, and the commotion was enough. Lin Yueru and Liu Jinyuan finally reunited with Li Xiaoyao.

Yi Buhuo happily counted the silver donated by Li Xiaoyao in the room. Now that he was rich, he would eat good food, drink good wine, and live in a house, and he would no longer have to save money.

He had already heard about Li Xiaoyao's experience today, and he had to say that Elder Shi was really a fool with too much money. He now wished that Li Xiaoyao would visit him twice more.

Maybe the money saved can be used to buy an apartment in Chang'an.

"The people from the Central Plains are so rude. They stole from me three times during the day and made a lot of noise at night, which was a headache!"

There was a roar coming from next door, and Yi Buhuo listened carefully. It turned out that Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru, the happy enemies, were arguing again, and the sound was so loud that it affected others.

Now the two sides are spraying each other across a wall.

Listening to the constant "Come here!"

"If you dare, come here and I will smash your Tianling Cap to pieces with one palm!"

"I can hit you with just one finger until you can't take care of yourself..."

Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru did not fall behind at all, competing against each other!
"Isn't it the unlucky guy next door who was stolen by Xiaoyao and made him doubt his life?"

Yi Buhuo twitched the corners of his lips and quickly put away all the money. It turned out that the suffering master was next door.

And it sounds as if the defense has been broken, and the voice is full of deep sadness...

(End of this chapter)