Lingwu: I am the only immortal

Chapter 46 Horse Racing
You can tell from the accent that this is near Longzuo Province.

People over there say that 'I' is used to using 'uh' and it's a back-tongued sound, as if half of the 'g' sound is added, without clearly pronouncing 'brother'.

Zhou Yi has not yet transformed from a cautious common man into a bossy superior.

Although this man spoke in a very rude and domineering tone, he did not say, "I will treat you the same way you treat me." Instead, he smiled politely and said, "We didn't know that we would compete with our peers for jobs. Maybe It must be a surprise arranged by the army."

"What a surprise! If I had known this was the case, would you have gone crazy and come here to act like monkeys?"

Zhou Yi almost collapsed and laughed like a pig on the spot, saying in his heart: "If you curse others, curse them, don't curse yourself! They are all in the third grade, they are so talented!"

As a result, a soldier who got off the car was unhappy: "Hey! Be polite, this is not a place for you to act wild."

This firecracker will explode at the first moment, and he will scold you when he turns his face: "You're so polite, mother, when you were licking your face and doing it, didn't you think you would be criticized?"

There is no way to get off the stage, the other party just loosens the buttons (fengji button) and rolls up his sleeves.

Brother Paozhuan certainly didn't have stage fright. Zhou Yi even suspected that he did it on purpose. He saw him flexing his face and looking like he was grinning. He rushed forward with his hands.

Zhou Yi also noticed that there was an old man in his sixties not far away, watching all this calmly.

The old man was wearing ancient clothes, which were different from the Earthly Hanfu in Zhou Yi's impression. On the contrary, they were somewhat similar to North Korea's national costumes. From the chest down, they were all robes, and the hat on his head was even more realistic in style.

Zhou Yi reckoned that if it was Smecta, a traveler from the Republic of Korea, who came here, he would faint with pride when he saw this dress.

As if feeling his gaze, the old man looked back at him. His eyes were like a pool of stagnant water, without any fluctuations, which gave Zhou Yi a bad feeling.

Over there, the firecracker brother and the junior officer had a fight.

The young officer was obviously no match for him, but his toughness of not saying anything coincided with the image of a soldier in Zhou Yi's impression.

After beating for more than two minutes, the old man said: "Okay, do you really want to beat him to death?"

Brother Pao Zhang kicked the young officer away and responded with a roar: "How can you do that? You have to be very measured when hitting sandbags on your forehead."

The old man ignored Brother Paozhan's glib words, turned his face and said pitifully to Yin Qingyin: "Tell your people, if you point a sniper rifle at my apprentice's head, I will twist off his head first!"

Yin Qing took out her mobile phone and made a call with an expressionless face, and then said: "Then, please! You are here."

The old man hummed: "Lead the way!" As he said that, his hands dug into each other's sleeves.

A small storm passed just like that.

Zhou Yi secretly commented: "It seems that he is really capable, otherwise it would be difficult for him to be so good at talking."

The four of them were taken to their accommodation, the officers' quarters.

It is similar to a prison cell. It is a barracks with single rooms and an area of ​​about ten square meters. Apart from the most basic tables, chairs and beds, there is nothing else inside.

"If you need anything, just call the orderly." Yin Qing said.

Brother Paozhan said loudly: "You have to eat meat."

Yin Qing replied without emotion: "So do we."

It was not until lunch that Zhou Yi realized that what Brother Paozhan meant by eating meat was alien creatures that were relatively rich in spiritual power.

Not only animals, but also plants, such as berries and strawberries picked in other worlds during the youth training camp.

However, the main thing is meat, especially fatty meat.

There is especially a lot of spiritual power in fat, which has been scientifically proven.

Neither Zhou Ning nor Li Zhongliang ate meat, and they only tasted berries and so on.

On the one hand, this method of absorbing spiritual energy is too inefficient for the two of them.

In this regard, Zhou Yi's understanding is not very deep.

Li Zhongliang is the complete opposite. He has sufficiently detailed comparisons.

This is related to the experience of the two people.

One day of practice now is equivalent to one year of practice in the past. This is not a metaphor, but a calculation.

This is not counting the trivial matters such as crossing Tianyuan Mountain, playing in Baichuan, returning to Shenmu City, and recruiting bodyguards for Zhou Yi.

If this is included, even if we take the average, one day is equivalent to two years or more.

As a person with flexible employment, when you work for one day and earn more than you did for the past two years, will you care about a good job that pays three to five hundred per hour?
On the other hand, alien meat doesn't taste good, especially if you swallow the fat, it's like suffering.

In fact, to the taste of modern people, many wild game are hard to eat.

For example, wild boars, boars have no steers, smell fishy, ​​and the meat is relatively woody.

Some of the meat is not only woody, but also sour.

Domestic animals and poultry have been improved over many generations, but wild animals do not have this advantage.

Moreover, during the youth training camp, Zhou Yi emphasized to his friends that due to the extraordinary power of the other world, the intensity of natural selection is higher, and many creatures contain toxins.

It can even be said that there is no one that is not poisonous.

It's just that some of his arsenic and my honey are poisonous to humans, or they may be mild to humans.

As for martial artists, in addition to self-detoxification with high physical fitness, there are also options for active detoxification, including but not limited to the use of exercises and drug assistance.

Therefore, the combination of ingredients in medicinal diet is very important. If you do it well, it will be delicious and tonic, but if you do it wrong, it will be unpalatable poison.

Even Zhou Yi and Li Zhongliang can eliminate waste. After all, if there is 'refining', there will be residue. This kind of energy toxin cannot be easily dealt with by the liver, especially since it does not go through the digestive system at all, but like ethanol, from It begins to be absorbed by the body as soon as it enters the mouth...

This involves cost accounting issues.

Once the accounts are settled, if toxins accumulate, or the cost of detoxification is greater than the nutrition and energy gain, then this energy food cannot be eaten.

From the current perspective of Zhou Yi and Li Zhongliang, it is basically not cost-effective. It is better to go out and take a few breaths to save the burden on the digestive organs.

This is actually the breath-taking breath of ascetics.

But in the eyes of others, this seems a bit pretentious.

Brother Pao Zhan, whose mouth was full of oil after eating, rolled his eyes and hummed: "He is actually a vegetarian!"

His teacher said displeasedly: "If you eat it, no one will sell you as a mute."

Zhou Yi, who had both ears and eyesight, heard this and smiled silently.

He knew that the old man must have realized that Li Zhongliang was a tough guy, and that's why he seemed so measured.Otherwise... if you listen to the daily conversations between people and their apprentices, they are simply swearing. Today's street gangsters are not willing to be so arrogant.

In the afternoon, Zhou Yi met Wang Hongming.

"Uncle, why are you here?"

Wang Hongming shook his head and sighed: "What happened this time is ugly. If I knew it was a horse racing game, I wouldn't let you two come over at any cost."

"Even you were deceived?"

"Yes, it's a surprise brought by the Young Boys."

"Shock us, please who? Show it to whom?"

"The main reason is that the troops have been upgraded. One of the special battalions is determined to enter the first sequence and will go to the battlefield at any time."

"I remember you said that this is an independent brigade, reinforced, with three regiments, but each regiment has four battalions. Can we go to any of the other eleven battalions without fighting?"

"I'm afraid not! Regardless of whether you want to be ranked high or low, it depends on your craftsmanship. In other people's territory, the rules are naturally determined by others. And you have to know that in a place like the army, obedience comes first, and any profession is prone to occupational diseases... "

Zhou Yixin said: "So the army used occupational diseases on us: Don't reason with me. When you come here, I am the truth. This shows that it is still a matter of fists, and physics is the truth."

"What about the joint project between the youth training camp and the army?" he asked.

"After the upgrade, their training camp has also been strengthened. The youth training camp is connected with their teaching camp to provide auxiliary training for recruits. The recruit training period has been increased to four months."

Wang Hongming added: "I originally arranged for your master to be the instructor for the new recruits.

The army said that a group of young officers who had just graduated from military schools and were assigned to the competition were the focus.

Since you want to be a teacher, you must first look at the education level and let his apprentices compete together to see how well this apprentice teaches.

As a result, behind the big contest was the transfer of personnel and the promotion of troops. "

At this time, Zhou Yi was more convinced that what Wang Hongming said was true.

The army has many secrets.

For example, until now, they still don't know the ownership, number, and true nature of this unit. This is considered military intelligence.

And things like troop upgrades and personnel transfers are even more confidential to avoid being taken advantage of by interested parties.

Okay, try to understand it!if not?This is not always the case when working for others, let alone those in the military who have related occupational diseases.

Zhou Yi even thought of his past life as a kindergarten teacher and an elementary school teacher. They were all occupational diseases. He was used to managing people and brought bossy words into his life. He was not suitable for being a wife.

Of course, those who kneel and lick the party show that they are not afraid at all, or even ecstatic. This is an opportunity to express themselves!

Wang Hongming left, but Brother Paozhan took the initiative to meet him by chance.

This officer's dormitory is a triangular-beam building with a simple suspended ceiling. The ceiling is very thin, and above it is a triangular beam that connects the entire building, so the sound insulation is very average.

It seemed that he was talking to Wang Hongming, but the neighbor heard it and came up to wink: "Your family has a good relationship. If you have a chance, I will make arrangements for you guys!"

With just this sentence, Brother Paozhan's character in Zhou Yi's heart immediately changed significantly.

He thought to himself: "How can this person be more upright than a dog-slaughterer? He is clearly a ruffian."

"If it were possible, they wouldn't be brought along, then frightened, and then rounded and squashed."

Brother Paozhan smiled crazily: "Then you won't have any objections if we go to the training camp to give you advice?"

"If you can't hold your job, you won't take it by force. No objection."

Early the next morning, Zhou Yi and Li Zhongliang called the orderly soldiers.

"Take us for a walk. Just don't take us to places we can't go."

The orderly said yes.

By the third day, there was no need for an orderly. It was already clear where he could go and where he couldn't go.

Then came the fourth, fifth, and sixth days.

In the eyes of the people in the army, Li Zhongliang and Zhou Yi, the pair of masters and disciples, were the weirdest.

Not like a martial artist, but like a middle-aged and elderly fitness enthusiast.

Just get up every morning, walk around, stretch your legs and feet, or jog for a while at most.

If I have to say there is anything special, I just occasionally stand or sit quietly in a certain place for a while, usually not more than 5 minutes.

In addition, there is no spy trait at all, and there is no willingness to even try a little bit in places that are not allowed to go.

One of the big bosses in the army commented: "He is the youngest in age and the most stable in character."

Some people said: "Solid character is not an advantage here, after all, we are not running a geriatric health care center. If you don't get angry, it will kill you if you are anxious!"

"Aren't you angry?" The big guy wanted to say: "Assign a desperado to try it, and you will know what anger is in a second. It's not that you are not angry, it's that your fist is retracted and punched harder."

After thinking about it later, I forgot about it. Although the army has control over some military criminals, and the casualty indicators are not limited to training accidents and other reasons, it is better not to make too much trouble. These are also civilians. Some cruel jokes with limited adaptability.

After all, this is recruiting coaches, not special forces.

It has to be said that Wang Hongming may be a moderate figure in Shenmu City, especially in the martial arts circle of Shenmu City, but in the provincial capital, he is really not enough.

By the way, Li Zhongliang and Master Zhou Yi were not looked down upon.

Even when Wang Hongming introduced him, relevant people in the army thought he was taking advantage of the opportunity to gain connections.

It’s not like the troops don’t know how to do favors.

Knowing that Wang Hongming is a little celebrity, barely a representative of the provincial government, and also inextricably linked with the Jianlibao series of foods, considering it comprehensively, this face is not easy to refute.

But it's hard to refute, which doesn't mean it can't be refuted. It just promises a qualification.

The opportunity was given to you, but you didn't use it. You can't blame us.

This is also why it is a ride-hailing service instead of a private car. It is not of high quality and does not pay enough attention to Chengdu. That's it.

On the contrary, Yin Qing's report had a little weight and received more attention.

Otherwise, I probably wouldn’t even bother to discuss it.

In fact, everyone was here in three days.Suffer it on purpose.

It must be said that the troops are professional in how to deal with people.

If it's a dragon, you have to curl up, and if it's a tiger, you have to lie down. This is the army, and the rules are very strict, and no one can overturn it.

On the eighth day, Li Zhongliang and Zhou Yi happened to have cut almost all the spiritual leeks here, and the summons notice was also sent.

In some places, leeks are harvested repeatedly.

Zhou Yi therefore suspected that the area directly under the jurisdiction of the military camp might contain a relatively stable space-time rift, even larger than that of the youth training camp.

To use a vivid metaphor, it is like a stretched piece of paper. Because there is a crack, and this crack wants to close on its own, so in the process of stretching the surrounding area, more small weak points are formed. When stimulated by some force, it breaks. Although the gap is not as big as that crack, it is still an energy vent.

This is why it is easier to cut leeks around stable space-time rifts.

The Book of Changes determined the size of large cracks based on experience and guesswork, and by judging the frequency of small cracks.

In any case, the harvest this time is still very good.

In Li Zhongliang’s words: “Just for this, it’s worth the trip.”

Li Zhongliang also came from a poor background. He has not lost his true nature as a poor person and is easily satisfied.Not too angry either.

This is also related to his past experience of running training classes and being a teacher in school. Nowadays, naughty children are not interested in beating and scolding education, let alone stick-based education. You can try to persuade others.

Of course, conversely, today's teachers are no longer soul engineers.

Everyone just cooperates with each other on a project that lasts for several years. Those who are willing to learn can learn, and those who are not willing can hang out. Don't affect others and don't cause trouble. That's it.

Li Zhongliang worked as a refractory brick in the school's furnace for several years, and also led his own training classes. He was stingy and stingy, but these things were nothing to him.

When I meet all my peers, my dear, there are four NO. 50s, all of them are masters and apprentices.

Obviously, even if the special company directly under the brigade needs instructors, some people will inevitably leave frustrated, and most of them will be eliminated at the bottom.

Zhou Yi followed Li Zhongliang into the venue late, and then saw a group of people playing cross-eyed.

Wen has no first, Wu has no second.

They are all famous swordsmen with status, and no one obeys the other.

I don’t know why it became a big competition of momentum, everyone was posing and styling, trying to create a star-like look.

In the end, it evolved into 'What are you worried about? Look at you, try another one, just try it! '

As soon as Li Zhongliang was stimulated by the aura of these warriors, it was as if he had completed a final kick. His spiritual energy was already full and he was in an urgent need to change. He was immediately like a spark falling into a vat, and there was a violent surge. Variety.

"Sorry, I need to go to the bathroom." Li Zhongliang said hello and hurried out without waiting for anyone's consent.

He really went to the bathroom and vomited and had diarrhea, but the things he vomited and had diarrhea were quite scary. They were not ordinary waste products, but mucous membranes, intestinal oil, etc. It was as if all the internal organs were gone.

And this is just the beginning.From a certain perspective, the spiritual power intensified by qualitative changes is like smelting, completely eroding the body.

This is a change that transcends the martial arts class. Most warriors with the title of martial arts did not undergo such drastic and comprehensive changes when they entered a new level called 'Innateness and Realm'.

Li Zhongliang has directly transcended the Wuying level and is completing his innate transformation.

It’s just that on this occasion, it’s really...

This is something that can't be helped, warriors are all 'automatically blocked', just give birth to a woman, the expected date of delivery can be estimated, but it's hard to say when it will be born.

Unlike Zhou Yi, a "manual transmission" absorbed more than his master, not less. The result was like a mud cow drowning in the sea, they all went to the lower Dantian. From the outside, it was completely undetectable.

As for the warriors, after Li Zhongliang made such a fuss, the tense atmosphere disappeared.

In the words of a certain apprentice, "Are you so frightened that you used shit to escape?"

In short, the chain of contempt appeared, and the obvious weak gave everyone a step forward.

And everyone looked at Zhou Yi intentionally or unintentionally, their eyes full of cheap sympathy and gloating that could hardly be concealed...

(End of this chapter)