Xiaoyao Xiaojunhou

Chapter 246 Bite Me
Zhu Xiuyuan was stunned. The terms "senior brother" and "junior sister" were a little unnatural, even though Zhu Xiuyuan knew that Li Qingnu was just saying it for fun.

He thought for a moment, nodded and said, "That's fine!"

But Zhu Xiuyuan didn't know that his wife, Dong Shuzhen, was already anxious after hearing this. She immediately stood up and said, "Husband, I will also go and help!"

The scene where Li Qingnu "acted coquettishly" and "smiled sweetly" towards Zhu Xiuyuan just now naturally fell into Dong Shuzhen's eyes.

In fact, this is the expression on Li Qingnu's face.

No matter who you show a gentle smile to, it can't be regarded as a "smiling smile".

As for "acting like a spoiled child", why not say that he is acting like a spoiled child to the old beggar?

The terms "senior brother" and "junior sister" are indeed joking and playful, but they are definitely not "coquettish".

But suddenly there was a beautiful woman like Li Qingnu in the family. She was a princess and had a noble status.

The most important thing is that this fairy-like princess seems... seems to be too good to Zhu Xiuyuan!

This gave Dong Shuzhen a sense of crisis.

"My husband is mine, no one can take it away!" Dong Shuzhen couldn't help shouting in her heart.

"Madam..." Zhu Xiuyuan looked at Dong Shuzhen, a little dazed. He thought for a while and nodded in agreement: "That's fine, but madam, you have to be obedient when you enter the kitchen."

"Don't worry, husband, I am obedient!"

Dong Shuzhen hugged Zhu Xiuyuan's hand, intentionally rubbed her face on Zhu Xiuyuan's arm twice, and then looked at Li Qingnu with a hint of provocation.

Li Qingnu secretly smiled bitterly and shook his head.

I thought that this little sister Zhen'er must have thought too much, she is no different from that son of a bitch who protects the food!

Li Qingnu felt no guilt, just smiled lightly and didn't take it to heart.

On the contrary, she also felt that sister Zhen'er who was so "protective of food" was so cute and made people laugh in her heart.

Dong Shuzhen felt relieved when she saw that Li Qingnu was unmoved, but she did not let go of Zhu Xiuyuan's hand and took Zhu Xiuyuan to the direction of the kitchen first.

Dong Shuzhen said heartily: "Huh, even if you pretend to be unmoved, who knows what you are really thinking in your heart? No, I still have to watch my husband carefully and don't let the princess seduce him. go……"

Dong Shuzhen thought to herself, and couldn't help but quicken her pace, almost dragging Zhu Xiuyuan forward.

"Madam, slow down! Slow down!" Zhu Xiuyuan was very helpless. He clearly noticed that Madam was unusual today...

Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu also followed, but they walked more slowly, chatting all the way. When they walked into the kitchen, they saw Zhu Xiuyuan standing with his hands behind his back, looking like he was giving advice.

Dong Shuzhen, on the other hand, was holding a ladle and playing with the water.

"Are you here?" Zhu Xiuyuan glanced at Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu, walked to a corner of the kitchen, and said: "Then let's start now. Make the 'white-cut chicken' early so that Master can cook it early." The old man fills his stomach..."

Zhu Xiuyuan took out a chicken coop from the corner and threw it into the middle of the kitchen. The big hen flapped its wings twice in the coop, and then huddled into a ball without moving. It seemed that it had anticipated its end.

"Which one of you will kill this chicken?"

After Zhu Xiuyuan threw the chicken coop on the ground, he clapped his hands and stepped back, his eyes scanning the three girls Dong Shuyu, Dong Shuzhen, and Li Qingnu in turn.

"Husband, I'm here!" Dong Shuzhen volunteered and raised her hand to "please fight."

Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu smiled at each other and said nothing. Let's see how Dong Shuzhen and Zhu Xiuyuan are doing.

Zhu Xiuyuan stared at Dong Shuzhen suspiciously and said hesitantly: "Madam, can you kill chickens?" Zhu Xiuyuan glanced at Li Qingnu secretly, and then smiled: "Madam, there is no need to force or show off."

"Don't worry, husband, it's just a chicken. I am a martial arts practitioner. I usually use knives and guns. Killing a chicken is not a trivial matter..."

Dong Shuzhen said, rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward, stretched out a small white hand, went deep into the chicken coop, and grabbed the old hen's neck with one hand.

"Miss, I'll help you." Qiu Wen and Xia Wu, the two little maids, came up, rolled up their long sleeves, and squatted aside, ready to help.

But when Zhu Xiuyuan saw Qiu Wen and Xia Wu's appearance, he knew that they had no way of starting.

Let’s take another look at Dong Shuzhen’s method of catching the chicken…she actually lifted the old hen by its neck!

This is not a way to catch a chicken. The correct way is to hold its two wings... Zhu Xiuyuan couldn't help but cover his face, thinking that the lady was really here to cause trouble.

Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu looked at each other, and the two women stepped forward together, preparing to correct Dong Shuzhen's method of catching chickens.

However, it was too late and the two girls, Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu, had just taken a step forward when they saw Dong Shuzhen lift the old hen by its neck and pull it out of the chicken coop.

The old hen's neck was caught, and she probably had difficulty breathing. She probably expected that she was going to be killed, so the whole chicken was struggling violently.

Giggle...

The old hen opened her mouth and screamed.

The two chicken claws were scratching and jumping around, the whole chicken body was moving around, and a pair of chicken wings were fluttering.

When he was dying, the old hen's wings were still strong, and the wind it blew was so strong that Qiu Wen and Xia Wu covered their faces with their hands and backed away again and again.

The swift wind was also mixed with fallen chicken feathers...

Zhu Xiuyuan couldn't bear to look directly, but still took a peek over there.

I saw Dong Shuzhen holding one arm horizontally, and the arm was stretched very straight, holding the old hen's neck in her hand, while the old hen struggled and fought back, making a fuss.

Dong Shuzhen tried her best to shrink back and turned her head away, not daring to look at the struggling old hen.

"what!"

Suddenly, Dong Shuzhen screamed, threw the old hen away in a panic, covered the hand that caught the chicken, and shouted: "Husband, it bites me, it bites me..."

And ran towards Zhu Xiuyuan.

The old hen got out of trouble and completely evolved into a "crazy chicken".

It flapped its wings and ran rampant throughout the kitchen. Sometimes it jumped on the stove, sometimes flew on the chopping board, and sometimes burrowed into the pile of firewood...

Chickens and dogs jump.

"Catch it!"

"Qiu Wen, Xia Wu, Dong Mei, Chun Xue, and Qing Nu, let's go together and catch it!" Dong Shuyu directed everyone to implement the policy of "chasing, intercepting, and intercepting" the old hen.

As a result, this hilarious scene appeared in the kitchen.

The two girls Dong Shuyu and Li Qingnu are as beautiful as immortal concubines. They are the most beautiful women in the world. They should be carefully cared for by the maids, reciting poems, playing the piano, or admiring flowers. They should do such elegant things. That's right.

But, what are they doing now?
He actually got together with a group of maids to round up a runaway old hen...

(End of this chapter)