Xiaoyao Xiaojunhou

Chapter 552 Otakuman
I remember that on the night of New Year's Day, Dong Shuzhen secretly bought a ghost mask, and then went back to wear it to scare people, causing a lot of noise in the house.

In the end, the father-in-law Dong Cheng was alarmed, grabbed a stick, and threatened to break her legs...

Is this kind of behavior something that "the most precious jewels" and "angels" can accomplish?

This guy is simply a troublemaker and a devil!

"Uh... Husband..."

Dong Shuzhen seemed to have remembered what happened that night, feeling a little embarrassed, and the smile on her face suddenly stiffened.

As if to please Zhu Xiuyuan, and to apologize for what happened that night, Dong Shuzhen smiled again on her face, and used her two small hands to grab Zhu Xiuyuan's big hand and press it on her cheek.

The tentacles are slightly cool, smooth and tender.

Although Dong Shuzhen applied a thin layer of powder, the feeling is purely natural and feels great.

Zhu Xiuyuan's heart felt so happy that he couldn't help but turn his hands into claws and pinch her cheeks well.

There's meat when you catch it, that's the fun of pinching your cheeks.

While Dong Shuzhen is still young, he can still play for a few more years.

When Dong Shuzhen grows up and the baby fat on her face disappears, he won’t be able to pinch it anymore
Therefore, Zhu Xiuyuan became addicted after just squeezing, squeezing again and again, and pulling left and right...

Dong Shuzhen kept a smile on her face and remained motionless. Her eyes were full of joy and she allowed Zhu Xiuyuan to pull her face into any shape.

"Cough cough!"

Suddenly, a coughing sound came from behind Zhu Xiuyuan and Dong Shuzhen.

I can identify people by listening to their voices, and it turns out that the person who made the coughing sound deliberately was Dong Shuyu.

Zhu Xiuyuan's heart trembled, and he immediately understood that Dong Shuyu was pretending to cough.

It seemed that...for a long time, there was no sound of chatting behind them...

Could it be that they were all watching him and Dong Shuzhen show off their affection?

Despite Zhu Xiuyuan's shamelessness, he felt quite embarrassed at this moment.

The hand that was pinching Dong Shuzhen's cheek immediately stopped any movement and slowly withdrew.

Just now, Zhu Xiuyuan was indeed a little too involved.

He pinched Dong Shuzhen's cheek, feeling very beautiful, and gradually came up with the idea of ​​holding Dong Shuzhen and taking a bite...

It was Dong Shuyu who was connected with him and actually understood his thoughts through his actions.

If he really hugged Dong Shuzhen and took a bite in front of the public, that would really be...

"Madam, we can't go ashore yet."

The witty Zhu Xiuyuan immediately changed the subject as if no one else was around.

"Look, our ship is still several feet away from the shore. There are one, two, three...three cruise ships in front of us. We can't get through at all."

"Also, look at the streets on the bank now. There are a lot of people, shoulder to shoulder. On this cold Shangyuan night, if you squeeze in there, you will probably sweat..."

Zhu Xiuyuan was so excited that he forgot about the hundreds of plainclothes men they brought.

With these plainclothes, why is it their turn to squeeze and sweat?
"Tonight is still very long. When we go to the lower reaches of the Qinhuai River and come back, there won't be that many people on the bank. By then, we can go ashore again. Wouldn't it be beautiful?"

Zhu Xiuyuan rambled on for a while, and after finishing speaking, he winked at Dong Shuzhen.

Dong Shuzhen also understood it instantly, and suddenly realized it, and then sighed heavily: "Hey, that's the only way! But now I can't move, I don't know how long it will take."

She glanced at the Huamanlou in Pipa Alley again, and pursed her lips: "It's all that Pipa spirit's fault. It was such a strange night in the Yuan Dynasty that she insisted on holding a poetry meeting and blocked the river section..."

"The Shangyuan Poetry Club is over..."

Before Dong Shuzhen finished speaking, the literati on the shore suddenly became excited and shouted.

Dong Shuzhen immediately shut up, and everyone looked towards the shore.

The ladies on the surrounding cruise ships also gathered on the bow of the boat and looked at the shore, expecting a result.

"Who won the Shangyuan Poem Prize in the end?"

"I don't know yet. Just wait a little longer and it will be announced soon..."

"On the night of Shangyuan this year, Uncle Jiang Cheng stood out. He wrote four excellent poems in a row, all of which are famous poems handed down from generation to generation. In my humble opinion, the top poet in Shangyuan should be Uncle Jiang Cheng!"

"But Uncle Jiang Cheng didn't participate in the Shangyuan Poetry Club, shouldn't he?"

"Haha, that's right. This is going to be a good show..."

"What good show?"

"Think about it, among the people who boarded the four-story ship, only Mr. Zhou was the most talented in poetry. Just now, you and I have read Mr. Zhou's poems. How do you think Mr. Zhou compares with Uncle Jiang Cheng? "

"Haha, it's true. Even if Mr. Zhou wins Shikui, he probably won't look good... Haha..."

"If I were Mr. Zhou, I would definitely not accept this Shangyuan Shikui. In this way, I can still gain a good reputation."

"However, I still feel that the noble person who organized the Shangyuan Poetry Club will give the position of Shangyuan Poetry Chief to Uncle Jiang Cheng. After all, these are four famous poems handed down from generation to generation!"

"Well, I also think..."

While everyone was talking about it, the person who announced whose family would be the winner finally came out.

He just heard him announce loudly: "Congratulations to Uncle Jiang Cheng, for winning the first place in this year's Shangyuan Poetry Competition!"

As soon as this conclusion came out, it immediately triggered heated discussions.

Some people were dissatisfied because Zhu Xiuyuan did not participate in the Shangyuan Poetry Meeting at all.

But more people are happy, and they run around and spread the results everywhere.

Soon, the news reached the cruise ship. Zhu Xiuyuan and the others knew about it, as did the ladies on the cruise ship around them.

"Congratulations to Uncle Jiang Cheng, for winning the title of top poet in the Yuan Dynasty!"

The rich ladies congratulated each other across the water and almost cried with joy. The scene was very lively for a time.

These female fans are also quite crazy.

But Zhu Xiuyuan couldn't understand why they were so excited?
Those four poems were not written to them. At most, they were just witnesses...

However, when the news came, Zhu Xiuyuan and his crew fell into silence.

Everyone looked at each other, feeling that this result was both expected and unreal.

"It's the pipa spirit who is causing trouble again. My husband didn't even go there, so she just put this poem on his head..."

Dong Shuzhen pursed her lips and looked unhappy.

Zhu Xiuyuan had a look of pain on his face. Until now, he still believed that the organizer of the Shangyuan Poetry Club was Kou Wanwan.

If it were Kou Wanwan, she would definitely be able to do such a thing.

"Is that Uncle Jiang Cheng on the boat in front?"

Just at this moment, a voice came from the river in front. This voice had a bit of a drake's voice and was very loud, so it immediately attracted everyone's attention.Including the delighted ladies on the surrounding cruise ships.

Zhu Xiuyuan and the others looked at it and saw that it was a small boat that could only accommodate four or five people. There was a person standing on it, dressed in rich clothes, and there were two rowers rowing oars.

The boat was heading towards Zhu Xiuyuan's cruise ship.

The person who spoke just now was the one standing on the boat.

"It's me, you are... Zhang..."

The boat was already approaching, and the faces of the people on it were visible. After Zhu Xiuyuan saw clearly, he stopped talking after the last half of his sentence.

The man on the boat also made a silent gesture.

The strange behavior of the two of them made others even more curious.

"As expected, it's Uncle Jiang Cheng, haha. On this Shangyuan night, there are thousands of cruise ships on the Qinhuai River. It's really not easy to find Uncle Jiang Cheng!" The man laughed.

"Thank you for your hard work, please get on the boat first!"

Zhu Xiuyuan asked someone to help and pick up the man on the boat.

At the same time, Dong Shuzhen asked everyone's doubts: "Who is this person?"

Zhu Xiuyuan didn't hide anything from them and just said with a smile: "He is Eunuch Zhang in the palace!"

Eunuch Zhang?
In the palace?
The amount of information was a bit large, and everyone was a little stunned, still digesting the news.

At this time, Eunuch Zhang had already boarded the boat. Zhu Xiuyuan raised his hands to welcome him and said with a smile: "It's not easy to see Eunuch here. Please sit down, Eunuch, come and serve tea!"

This father-in-law is an old acquaintance with Zhu Xiuyuan.

Every time Emperor Chen invited Zhu Xiuyuan to the palace to enjoy dancing and wine, he always sent Eunuch Zhang to invite him.

"My family is very grateful to Uncle Jiang Cheng, but our family always goes to the Three Treasures Palace for everything. Uncle Jiang Cheng, you are now the top poet in the Yuan Dynasty. Haha, Your Majesty and the Imperial Concubine have invited you!"

This sentence has more information.

"I dare to ask Eunuch Zhang, is it possible that your Majesty and the imperial concubine organized this Shangyuan Poetry Festival?" Zhu Xiuyuan was surprised.

"That's it. Haha, uncle, please come with our family to meet His Majesty. Your Majesty and the imperial concubine really like these four famous poems handed down from generation to generation!"

It turns out that this poetry meeting was organized by Emperor Chen and Concubine You!

I'm so bored...

However, everyone was stunned for a while, and Dong Shuzhen was even more stunned. It turned out that she was not the pipa spirit...

The emperor's order could not be violated, so Zhu Xiuyuan gave some instructions, got on Eunuch Zhang's boat, and disappeared in the blink of an eye among the numerous cruise ships.

Emperor Chen summoned Zhu Xiuyuan on a whim. It was interesting to meet Zhu Xiuyuan in a huge four-story cruise ship on the Qinhuai River on the night of Shangyuan.

In addition to cashing in Shikui's reward, Emperor Chen enjoyed dancing and drinking just like he did in the palace in the past.

Emperor Chen sometimes became interested and even asked about the affairs of the Shenlei Army and Shenlei Square. There was great harmony between the emperor and his ministers.

When Zhu Xiuyuan finally came back with ten beauties, silver notes worth a thousand taels of gold, the title deed to a thousand acres of fertile land, and the title deed to a three-level mansion in Beijing, his heart couldn't help but beat hard.

Because Kou Wanwan, who Zhu Xiuyuan mistakenly thought was organizing the Shangyuan Poetry Festival, actually came to his cruise ship!
Moreover, with Li Qingnu's mediation, Dong Shuzhen and Kou Wanwan seemed to live in harmony again, just like the last time Dong Yulou opened.

But now, among the three girls, Dong Shuyu has been added.

The four women, fat and thin, bully the frost and compete with the snow, each has his or her own merits, and they all look like fairies descending to earth.

They were getting together and chatting.

Zhu Xiuyuan stood on the boat and saw that everything around them seemed to be much brighter.

But... Zhu Xiuyuan wanted the rowers to go back.

In his previous life, he was just an otaku and a bit straight. If there were more than two women, he would not be able to deal with them.

But now, these four beauties all have a deep or shallow relationship with him. The relationship between them may be very messy, and he feels a little trembling in his heart.

"My husband is back!"

However, Dong Shuzhen, who had very good eyes, spotted him immediately.

At this time, the small boat he was riding in had just turned out from behind a cruise ship, and it was still several feet away.

Now that Dong Shuzhen had seen him, he couldn't tell the rowers to return.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to step forward, and responded: "Well, my husband is back."

While speaking, Zhu Xiuyuan's eyes quietly swept over Kou Wanwan. Kou Wanwan felt something, looked at him, and winked mischievously...

Zhu Xiuyuan couldn't help but grin, and quickly looked away, pretending to be admiring the lanterns on various cruise ships.

"Uh... Husband, what happened behind you...?"

Dong Shuzhen, who rushed to the side of the ship to wait for Zhu Xiuyuan's return, suddenly saw five small boats following Zhu Xiuyuan.

Moreover, on top of each boat, in addition to the rowers, stood two beauties dressed in costumes...

These are the "Ten Beauties" among the Shangyuan Shikui awards.

After hearing this, Zhu Xiuyuan almost lost his balance.

wipe!
He had just forgotten about these ten beauties because he saw Kou Wanwan on the boat.

They are one of Shangyuan Shikui's "prizes".

Thinking about it just now, Zhu Xiuyuan also declined. He could accept the money, farmland, mansions, etc., but these ten beauties...

His little lady is a jealous person, but just one Kou Wanwan can make her want to die... these are ten!
However, Chen Huang had seized the opportunity this time. He couldn't help but thrust it at him without any explanation, and he didn't allow Zhu Xiuyuan to refuse.

In fact, Emperor Chen had wanted to reward Zhu Xiuyuan with several palace dancers a long time ago.

But they were all declined by Zhu Xiuyuan, and Concubine You helped to speak up, so they were able to decline.

But this time, even Concubine You didn't help him. He alone couldn't resist Chen Huang's enthusiasm.

Moreover, Zhu Xiuyuan also secretly saw that before "delivering" these ten beauties, Emperor Chen replaced them with the best palace dancers in the world.

In other words, the reward for ten beauties was not originally a palace dancer.

After all, this is just a poetry meeting. If a palace dancer is used as a reward, Emperor Chen will feel heartbroken.

Because these palace dancers are really selected from thousands of people, they are perfect in all aspects, and they have also undergone all kinds of careful training, such as reading, playing the piano, singing, etiquette, etc.

If you take any one of them out, they can be the top names in various buildings.

Even the famous Yangzhou Shou Ma looked like scum in front of these singers.

However, because the recipient of the award was Zhu Xiuyuan, Emperor Chen didn't feel any pain. He seized the opportunity to satisfy his evil taste and replaced the ten beauties with palace dancers.

So now, Zhu Xiuyuan used five boats to bring back the ten beauties who looked gorgeous and dressed up, because they had this kind of temperament.

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