Beauty Man: All Heavens and Immortals

Chapter 112
Unknown plane.

Unknown point in time.

"Everyone, please line up. Please check your personal belongings. You are not allowed to bring any contraband. After a while, the space-time bus will arrive. It will depart on time. If the departure is delayed due to someone, all losses caused It will be borne by that person."

A female tour guide waved a small flag in her hand and repeated the travel instructions to the chatting passengers, but few people listened carefully. They gathered in twos and threes to discuss the trip.

"Time travel is so f*cking expensive. A short seven-day martial arts tour actually cost me two years' income. The Blue Sky Travel Agency is really dark."

"Who says it's not, but the big head is taken away by the people above, and the Blue Sky Travel Agency is just drinking soup."

"Tch, since you have chosen to travel and have spent all your money, why are you still thinking about these things? Are you uncomfortable?"

"makes sense."

"Have you read the Wuxia Time Adventure Guide?"

"Of course I did. What I'm most looking forward to seeing on this trip is the battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City."

"I'm more interested in the battle between Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng on the top of Huashan Mountain, and I can also see Yang Guo. He is my male god. If I can take a photo with him, or even kiss him, hey hey-hey……"

"Okay, okay, you can't close your legs when you laugh, and you're not afraid of interfering with the course of history. In case Yang Guo is frightened by your enthusiasm, watch out for trouble from the Time Committee."

"Hmph, even if it interferes with the course of history, it's because Yang Guo was moved by my peerless beauty and gave up on Xiaolongnv, wanting to live and fly with me."

"You are really confident. This is real history, not some spoofed steamed stuffed bun. Little Dragon Girl is ranked second in popularity in the Beauties of the Martial Arts Time Adventure Guide, second only to my colleague Liu Beizhong's Wife Rong. Are you sure? Will Yang Guo give up Xiaolongnv for you?"

"..."

"Hey, this is the first two stops, do you know where the last stop is?"

"Who knows, most likely the Blue Sky Travel Agency automatically adjusts according to the time, so it doesn't matter where you go."

"Well, but I found out that if we don't have enough time for the third stop, we might visit the Ming Dynasty nearby. After the decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City, the most famous person in the arena is the Red Flame Mad Demon."

"My God! You're not joking, are you? Is this a trip or suicide?"

"No way, the headline on the front page of the martial arts time adventure guide is marked in bright red characters: Scarlet Flame Mad Demon, with a martial arts coefficient of 10 and a danger coefficient of 10. The chance of surviving after encountering it is 0. She kills like hemp and becomes bloodthirsty. Sex, the people killed by her can form a small country. Such a dangerous person, how dare the Blue Sky Travel Agency lead a group there, isn't it afraid of being destroyed by the group?"

"Hehe, it's not as exaggerated as you said. It's just the scarlet flame madman in girlhood. At that time, she hadn't learned martial arts yet. She didn't have lethality and was not dangerous."

"Don't be afraid of [-], just in case. This is the scarlet flame madman. What if she becomes violent and hurts people?"

"It shouldn't be..."

"Do you want to pin your life on luck? For a peerless murderer like Chi Yan Kuangmo, who has never been seen before or since, even though she is still young and has never learned martial arts, she may be fierce and violent. How about directly opening up Ren and Du's two veins?"

"This is martial arts, not fantasy..."

"Is the experience of the Crimson Flame Mad Demon not enough fantasy?"

"..."

"Then what do you say?"

"For the safety of my life, I have to go to the Blue Sky Travel Agency to refund the money. I don't want to take a trip and lose my life."

As soon as this news came out, all the tourists were shocked immediately, and they flocked to the tour guides to protest that the travel agency wanted to refund the money and cancel the seven-day martial arts tour regardless of the safety of tourists.

The tour guide hurriedly comforted him: "This is just an idea. Originally, I was planning to take everyone to see the legendary Thief. The Scarlet Flame Demon of Girls' Generation was just incidental. Since everyone doesn't want to go, we can cancel this stop. How about it depends on the situation?"

"Well, as long as there is no scarlet flame madman, everything is easy to talk about."

"Yes, yes."

"Why hasn't the time bus come yet? Do you have any sense of time? It's still a unit directly under the Time Committee."

"Cut! That's what's said to be relevant to you all the time, but you can't see it or find it when you need it'. You're so old, don't you understand this?"

"I'm coming."

The tour guide led the tourists to the time bus, and was about to greet the tourists to get on the bus in an orderly manner, but the bus driver waved his hand and said: "Xiaoqin, don't worry about it, I just got a notification that due to unknown reasons, the timeline is in chaos and cannot be carried out for the time being." Time travel, you need to wait for the time committee to verify and repair it before it can be opened again, you all go back, I just happened to take a rest, let's go."

As he said that, amidst the complaints from everyone, he started the time bus and left in a hurry.

"Is there any mistake? All the money has been paid, and all the people have come, but they suddenly told us that we can't go, and they are playing with us."

The tour guide Xiaoqin quickly explained: "There is no way to do this, it belongs to force majeure..."

"Money back, money back!"

"Please wait patiently, and I will inform you after the time committee has dealt with it."

"Hehe, the Time Committee is a relevant department among the relevant departments. Are you sure what we are waiting for is not the Lifetime series?"

"Silence, silence, don't talk nonsense, be careful of being checked by the water meter."

"Fuck, wasting time, wasting money, and possibly life-threatening, I will never come here again."

"..."

Ming Dynasty.

Near the capital.

In a hidden valley.

The golden sunflowers greeted the sun and bloomed all over the valley.

A woman in her twenties with a handsome face and wearing a light red dress skillfully drew water from the well, poured the water into a huge iron pot, held a large shovel, and kept turning the washed water. rice.

After washing, he took the huge iron pot and put it on the stove in the kitchen. From the pile of firewood that had already been cut and piled up like a mountain, he took out dry firewood, put it under the stove, lit it, and started cooking the big pot of rice.

After the big pot of rice is cooked.

The woman started to prepare the dishes again. With her skillful hands, she quickly cleaned up all kinds of chicken, duck and fish meat. She wiped the sweat from her forehead slightly with her cuff, and turned around to add more firewood to the big pot of rice. , and then ignited several other pots in the kitchen, and started frying vegetables skillfully.

Pots of delicacies with all kinds of color, fragrance and taste quickly filled the kitchen.

At this time, it was almost noon.

A handsome boy of seventeen or eighteen came in with a food box. Although it was not the first time he had seen this scene, he still couldn't help showing a look of amazement.

The woman heard the movement, and while cooking, she looked back and smiled: "Junior brother, the meals for the four elders have been prepared first, and they are placed over there. You can help carry them over. The meals of the other senior brothers are almost ready too." .”

The young man smiled and said, "Senior Sister, don't worry, they won't starve to death for a while, but you, don't get tired."

The woman smiled sweetly and continued to move her hands: "Don't worry, Junior Brother, I'm used to it, and this matter doesn't bother me, but Junior Brother, you are just getting started, so you must be careful, our sect is a bit unusual. "

The young man said clearly: "Thank you, Senior Sister, for reminding me."

The woman seemed to like the young man very much, seeing the young man standing here, she couldn't help reminding in a low voice: "Junior brother, hurry up, the four elders are not in a good mood recently, if you get angry with you, you can't bear to walk around. I remember that there used to be new juniors who annoyed the elders because of some trivial matters, and lost their lives in vain, you should be careful, junior."

The boy's heart trembled, and he quickly opened the food box, took the food prepared by the woman out of the pot, put it into the food box, and after covering it, he greeted the woman and left in a hurry.

after lunch.

The young man packed up the leftovers and came to the kitchen. Seeing the woman began to wash the pile of pots and pans again, he couldn't help sighing: "Sister, you are really the strongest cook in history. Which man married you is really a blessing in eight lifetimes!" points."

The woman paused when she heard the words, and gave the boy a shy look, then fell into her own fantasy again, with a happy face, and murmured: "I don't know how the senior is doing now , 4215 days have passed since we first met, and 2361 days have passed since the last time we parted."

"..."

Looking at the woman who was in a state of yearning, the young man twitched the corners of his mouth, rolled his eyes and said, "Senior sister, I always hear you talking about this senior brother, please tell me carefully, I really want to know what it is like Only a man like him can make Senior Sister so obsessed."

The woman's eyes were blurred, and she said while recalling: "He is handsome and handsome, with both civil and military skills, and his lightness kung fu is unparalleled in the world. Even Chu Liuxiang, the commander-in-chief of the bandit, compared with my senior brother, he is willing to bow down."

The young man jokingly said with a smile: "Senior sister, how did I hear that Chu Liuxiang's lightness kung fu is the best in the world?"

The woman stared, and immediately retorted, so fast that she even spoke her hometown accent: "Nong knows Safa."

The boy smiled and said, "Senior Sister, please speak Mandarin."

The woman coughed lightly and said: "What do you know, the situation at that time was that my brother was barefoot and facing the wind, so he lost to Chu Liuxiang. "

The young man nodded in agreement and said: "That is, that is, don't look at Chu Liuxiang drinking a small wine and driving a small yacht, but when it comes to professional level, our Thief Saint Senior Brother is absolutely perfect."

The woman gave the young man a look of approval, and then said sadly: "It's a pity that senior brother hasn't even heard from me in the past two years, and I don't know how to come back to see me as a junior sister..."

Looking at the woman's sad expression, the young man couldn't help but think of a word: "Super resentful woman..."

(End of this chapter)