A different life with a system reborn
Chapter 184 It feels pretty good
Chapter 184 It feels pretty good
"Why? I don't understand. If the boss chooses the third option, I have nothing to say. After all, the answer she gave is the cheapest, fastest and most convenient. If she chooses the first one, I have nothing to say. After all, this is the most pragmatic, but I can't understand the second choice at all. The second one, is it because she can blow up balloons?"
The three of them were all surprised, but only Yang Guang was the most intense, so he started shouting loudly and spoke with an unconvinced look on his face.
"Hey, the reason is actually very simple, because the second woman has the biggest breasts."
Zhao Dongsheng completely ignored Yang Guang's excitement and said calmly.
"Fuck, I can't find any reason to refute."
When Zhao Dongsheng finished speaking, there was a silence in the room. Finally, it took a long time before Yang Guang uttered such a sentence.
"This is the fact. In fact, I found that when Lao Zhang looks at girls, the first thing he looks at is the chest. Ma Tong actually has a pretty good height, personality, and appearance, but his figure may not be good enough. So besides this Reason, I can’t find any other reason why Lao Zhang feels so close.”
Zhao Dongsheng spread his hands, looking like he could only do this.
Yang Guang and Li Di also looked at Zhang Shutian after listening to him. Seeing his thoughtful appearance, they immediately understood everything.
"It's almost not the feeling when it's closed, it's almost the cup size. Bah, scumbag."
Yang Guang pouted at Zhang Shutian.
"Yes, it actually has the same taste as me."
Li Di was also filled with indignation.
"You... these guys."
Zhao Dongsheng was a little speechless. The three people making jokes here were much more lively than before.
In fact, what he didn't know was that although he only drank three cans of beer, he still smelled of alcohol when he came back. The three of them had been with him for nearly half a year, so they naturally knew that he didn't like drinking at noon.
Zhao Dongsheng smelled of alcohol when he returned to the dormitory today. He obviously had something going on. Although he couldn't tell it on his face, as brothers they could only make jokes like this to make him feel better.
"Lao Li, what about you? What's going on these days?"
Zhao Dongsheng was actually curious about Li Di. This guy said that he only chatted a lot with the Wang concubine online and only met a few times. This was the first time he formally invited Li Di. As a result, Li Di got drunk and then yesterday He didn't come back, and I don't know what he went through.
"Hey, brothers, I plan to move out on the weekends from now on."
Li Di sat in front of the computer desk, sitting on the chair with his hands on his knees. His expression... seemed like a wronged new wife?
"..."
The three roommates were a little silent when they heard Zhao Dongsheng's words and saw his expression, but they became even more curious.
"Details~"
In the end, Yang Guang couldn't hold it back and vomited for 2 minutes.
"This is my first time falling in love. The love stories I read in books before were all about first meeting, falling in love, getting acquainted, holding hands, being intimate, and finally consummating it."
Li Di slowly talked about what he thought was love before, his eyes were a little wandering, as if he was thinking about beautiful things.
"The results of it?"
Zhang Shutian is also very curious. This process is also what love should look like in his heart.
"In the end, after we met a few times, I went out to drink with friends for the first time. I seemed to be under the influence of alcohol, so I was taken to a hotel to get a room. I could accept the room, and I started to think that we would treat each other as guests, and then... Before I could hold my hand, she put her mouth towards me... Before I had a chance to respond... she just... she started to take off my clothes..."
The more Li Di spoke, the more aggrieved he became. In the end, he started to cry a little and buried his head in his knees. Not to mention, now he looked more like a new wife who had been wronged.
"Um~"
The three of them were speechless for a moment. What is going on?What is he talking about? There is a lot of information.
"What? What does this have to do with you moving out for the weekend?"
Zhang Shutian was still a little curious. Zhao Dongsheng lived in this dormitory on weekends. Later, Yang Guang often went out to rent a room on weekends. He originally thought that Li Di would stick to his position, but it turned out that Yang Guang hadn't said he wanted to rent a house yet. Li Di wanted to move out first?what is this?I'm the clown myself?
"I just stayed in the hotel for a day in a daze, and the next day we went out to eat a lot of delicious food. In the evening, she took me to her home to buy her a house near the school, and then... and then... all the time It was almost noon and we came back after having dinner. Before leaving, my concubine wanted me to move out and live with her. By the way, there are snacks, drinks and other things that my concubine brought for you."
Li Di looked aggrieved, and it was even hard to say what he said at the end, but he got over it vaguely, pointed to the big plastic bag beside the stool, and spoke to the three of them.
"Oh? And snacks?"
Yang Guang jumped out of his wits and directly picked up the bag and put it on the table. He took a few bags of potato chips from it and distributed them to Zhang Shutian and Zhao Dongsheng. He also took a can of Kaka and ate them.
"It's okay, you continue? We are listening."
While eating, Yang Guang did not forget to say something to Li Di, motioning him to continue.
"Ah, it's over."
Li Di raised his head and replied, as if he didn't understand what Yang Guang's words meant.
"That's it?"
Zhang Shutian also felt that there was something unfinished about what he heard.
"Uh, you haven't said your opinion yet. If you really don't like it, then tell Wang Binming."
Zhao Dongsheng was a little uncertain about Li Di's thoughts. He just had more experience, and he didn't know how to read minds. How could he know Li Di's thoughts? He just heard what he said and thought he felt aggrieved, so he gave me some advice. suggestions.
"Yeah, if you don't like it, share it, what a big deal."
Yang Guang said indifferently.
"Uh, so what...actually...it feels pretty good...I quite like it."
Li Di whispered something in a vague tone.
"What? Like? What do you like? Why do you speak so unclearly? It's not like you. Do you like Wang Concubine or something else?"
Zhang Shutian stopped eating the snack. He seemed to be afraid that he could not hear Li Di's voice due to chewing, so he stuffed the snack in his mouth without chewing it. Hearing Li Di's words, he asked a question.
"I mean, I actually like Concubine Wang, and I also like her style. Although she is a little too enthusiastic, but... the feeling of not having to worry about anything seems... quite refreshing."
Li Di raised his head, spoke loudly like a broken can, raised his voice.
"..."
Zhao Dongsheng and the other three looked at Li Di motionless as if someone had tapped their acupuncture points.
"So you didn't feel aggrieved just now? Did you feel happy?"
Zhao Dongsheng asked rhetorically.
"No...no, it was a bit too enthusiastic, so I felt a little aggrieved at first, but later I felt that it actually felt pretty good."
Li Di seemed to have run out of courage just now, so he spoke softly.
"Fuck"
The three raised their middle fingers together.
(End of this chapter)
"Why? I don't understand. If the boss chooses the third option, I have nothing to say. After all, the answer she gave is the cheapest, fastest and most convenient. If she chooses the first one, I have nothing to say. After all, this is the most pragmatic, but I can't understand the second choice at all. The second one, is it because she can blow up balloons?"
The three of them were all surprised, but only Yang Guang was the most intense, so he started shouting loudly and spoke with an unconvinced look on his face.
"Hey, the reason is actually very simple, because the second woman has the biggest breasts."
Zhao Dongsheng completely ignored Yang Guang's excitement and said calmly.
"Fuck, I can't find any reason to refute."
When Zhao Dongsheng finished speaking, there was a silence in the room. Finally, it took a long time before Yang Guang uttered such a sentence.
"This is the fact. In fact, I found that when Lao Zhang looks at girls, the first thing he looks at is the chest. Ma Tong actually has a pretty good height, personality, and appearance, but his figure may not be good enough. So besides this Reason, I can’t find any other reason why Lao Zhang feels so close.”
Zhao Dongsheng spread his hands, looking like he could only do this.
Yang Guang and Li Di also looked at Zhang Shutian after listening to him. Seeing his thoughtful appearance, they immediately understood everything.
"It's almost not the feeling when it's closed, it's almost the cup size. Bah, scumbag."
Yang Guang pouted at Zhang Shutian.
"Yes, it actually has the same taste as me."
Li Di was also filled with indignation.
"You... these guys."
Zhao Dongsheng was a little speechless. The three people making jokes here were much more lively than before.
In fact, what he didn't know was that although he only drank three cans of beer, he still smelled of alcohol when he came back. The three of them had been with him for nearly half a year, so they naturally knew that he didn't like drinking at noon.
Zhao Dongsheng smelled of alcohol when he returned to the dormitory today. He obviously had something going on. Although he couldn't tell it on his face, as brothers they could only make jokes like this to make him feel better.
"Lao Li, what about you? What's going on these days?"
Zhao Dongsheng was actually curious about Li Di. This guy said that he only chatted a lot with the Wang concubine online and only met a few times. This was the first time he formally invited Li Di. As a result, Li Di got drunk and then yesterday He didn't come back, and I don't know what he went through.
"Hey, brothers, I plan to move out on the weekends from now on."
Li Di sat in front of the computer desk, sitting on the chair with his hands on his knees. His expression... seemed like a wronged new wife?
"..."
The three roommates were a little silent when they heard Zhao Dongsheng's words and saw his expression, but they became even more curious.
"Details~"
In the end, Yang Guang couldn't hold it back and vomited for 2 minutes.
"This is my first time falling in love. The love stories I read in books before were all about first meeting, falling in love, getting acquainted, holding hands, being intimate, and finally consummating it."
Li Di slowly talked about what he thought was love before, his eyes were a little wandering, as if he was thinking about beautiful things.
"The results of it?"
Zhang Shutian is also very curious. This process is also what love should look like in his heart.
"In the end, after we met a few times, I went out to drink with friends for the first time. I seemed to be under the influence of alcohol, so I was taken to a hotel to get a room. I could accept the room, and I started to think that we would treat each other as guests, and then... Before I could hold my hand, she put her mouth towards me... Before I had a chance to respond... she just... she started to take off my clothes..."
The more Li Di spoke, the more aggrieved he became. In the end, he started to cry a little and buried his head in his knees. Not to mention, now he looked more like a new wife who had been wronged.
"Um~"
The three of them were speechless for a moment. What is going on?What is he talking about? There is a lot of information.
"What? What does this have to do with you moving out for the weekend?"
Zhang Shutian was still a little curious. Zhao Dongsheng lived in this dormitory on weekends. Later, Yang Guang often went out to rent a room on weekends. He originally thought that Li Di would stick to his position, but it turned out that Yang Guang hadn't said he wanted to rent a house yet. Li Di wanted to move out first?what is this?I'm the clown myself?
"I just stayed in the hotel for a day in a daze, and the next day we went out to eat a lot of delicious food. In the evening, she took me to her home to buy her a house near the school, and then... and then... all the time It was almost noon and we came back after having dinner. Before leaving, my concubine wanted me to move out and live with her. By the way, there are snacks, drinks and other things that my concubine brought for you."
Li Di looked aggrieved, and it was even hard to say what he said at the end, but he got over it vaguely, pointed to the big plastic bag beside the stool, and spoke to the three of them.
"Oh? And snacks?"
Yang Guang jumped out of his wits and directly picked up the bag and put it on the table. He took a few bags of potato chips from it and distributed them to Zhang Shutian and Zhao Dongsheng. He also took a can of Kaka and ate them.
"It's okay, you continue? We are listening."
While eating, Yang Guang did not forget to say something to Li Di, motioning him to continue.
"Ah, it's over."
Li Di raised his head and replied, as if he didn't understand what Yang Guang's words meant.
"That's it?"
Zhang Shutian also felt that there was something unfinished about what he heard.
"Uh, you haven't said your opinion yet. If you really don't like it, then tell Wang Binming."
Zhao Dongsheng was a little uncertain about Li Di's thoughts. He just had more experience, and he didn't know how to read minds. How could he know Li Di's thoughts? He just heard what he said and thought he felt aggrieved, so he gave me some advice. suggestions.
"Yeah, if you don't like it, share it, what a big deal."
Yang Guang said indifferently.
"Uh, so what...actually...it feels pretty good...I quite like it."
Li Di whispered something in a vague tone.
"What? Like? What do you like? Why do you speak so unclearly? It's not like you. Do you like Wang Concubine or something else?"
Zhang Shutian stopped eating the snack. He seemed to be afraid that he could not hear Li Di's voice due to chewing, so he stuffed the snack in his mouth without chewing it. Hearing Li Di's words, he asked a question.
"I mean, I actually like Concubine Wang, and I also like her style. Although she is a little too enthusiastic, but... the feeling of not having to worry about anything seems... quite refreshing."
Li Di raised his head, spoke loudly like a broken can, raised his voice.
"..."
Zhao Dongsheng and the other three looked at Li Di motionless as if someone had tapped their acupuncture points.
"So you didn't feel aggrieved just now? Did you feel happy?"
Zhao Dongsheng asked rhetorically.
"No...no, it was a bit too enthusiastic, so I felt a little aggrieved at first, but later I felt that it actually felt pretty good."
Li Di seemed to have run out of courage just now, so he spoke softly.
"Fuck"
The three raised their middle fingers together.
(End of this chapter)
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