My pastor, what the hell is an acute gastroenteritis outbreak?

Chapter 10 I cure constipation, what the hell are you giving me enteritis?

Inside the clergy union, full of voices.

Qian Baifeng squeezed towards the innermost side while wiping his sweat.

Most of the people around him were professionals, so he was a little careful when he walked.

In the outside world, he's a multi-millionaire with big names.

There are two factories and four or five houses.

But here, he is just an ordinary person.

Once you offend a professional, a beating is considered light.

"A58, A58, here we come!"

Qian Baifeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he walked quickly.

"Is this the old Chinese doctor the group is talking about...Why are there so few people around here?"

He had some doubts in his heart, but he had already come, so he shouldn't lie.

He looked up: Ancestral Chinese medicine transfer pastor, good at constipation due to various reasons, let you bleed a thousand miles...

"That's it."

"Those who can rent a treatment room from the Priest's Union should be professionals, maybe they have two brushes..."

Qian Baifeng hesitated for a moment, but still knocked on the door.

"Enter."

A hoarse voice came out. Qian Baifeng straightened his clothes, showed a smiling face, opened the door and walked in.

"D-doctor, you, hello..."

"Please sit down."

With a sound of "squeak", the door of Xiaolu Mengmeng Medical Center next door was pushed open, and Lu Mengmeng trotted over like a thief.

"This guy must have a secret, hum!"

"If a priest doesn't know how to heal, what kind of priest is he?"

"I, Lu Mengmeng, must expose your fake pastor identity!"

In the temporary treatment room, Zheng Cheng, wearing a white coat and a mask, deliberately said in a low voice: "Please sit down."

Qian Baifeng sat on half of his buttocks reservedly, and said hesitantly: "Um...doctor, I, I'm looking at your door, treating constipation, right?"

Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "Not bad."

Qian Baifeng finally felt relieved and complained: "Doctor, I usually socialize a lot, and eat and drink almost every night."

"Once half a year ago, a friend recommended me to eat in a restaurant owned by a professional... I don't know what I ate, and I have been constipated since then!"

"At most, I didn't go to the toilet for more than a month."

"I have always felt it, but I can't pull it out, not to mention how uncomfortable it is."

"In the past six months, I have seen a lot of doctors, Western medicine and Chinese medicine. Just taking the medicine has some effect, but now it has no effect at all..."

"Doctor, you have to save me, I haven't had it for more than half a month..."

Zheng Cheng waved his hand and said, "I probably understand the situation, so come with me."

"what?"

Qian Baifeng stood up stupidly, where are he going?
Shouldn't Chinese medicine practitioners take their pulse first?

Zheng Cheng opened the door and walked towards the innermost part of the union with Qian Baifeng.

Behind the two of them, Lu Mengmeng followed quietly.

Qian Baifeng asked nervously: "D-doctor, where are we going?"

"You'll know when you get there."

A few minutes later, the two came to a corner.

"bathroom?"

Qian Baifeng said strangely: "Doctor, you are here..."

"Of course it's to treat your constipation."

Zheng Cheng smiled slightly, took out a green box from the pocket of his white coat, and took out a handful of medicine.

He dug out six small ammunition and handed them to Qian Baifeng.

Qian Baifeng looked confused, he clearly saw the green medicine box in Zheng Cheng's hand.

"Chang Yan Ning?"

"Doctor, isn't this Enteritis Ning used to treat gastroenteritis? Why..."

Zheng Cheng said: "Who said that? In my case, it is used to treat constipation."

"Why, you don't believe it?"

"I……"

Qian Baifeng was taken aback, he quickly shook his head and said, "How, how?"

"I, I eat..."

Qian Baifeng took Chang Yanning and threw it into his mouth with a frown.

Anyway, it is Chang Yanning, who can't die.

"Go and drink the water from this faucet."

"Oh, oh oh..."

Qian Baifeng walked in with a sad face. He originally wanted to hide the medicine under his tongue.

After drinking the medicine, Zheng Cheng checked again and found that Qian Baifeng had indeed swallowed the medicine, so he couldn't help but nodded.

"Go."

"Huh? Where are you going?"

"I must go to the toilet."

Zheng Cheng waved his hand impatiently, and Qian Baifeng also walked into the toilet with a sad face.

Oh shit!

When I go out, I must complain about you to the pastor's union!

A58 Right, I remember you!

Qian Baifeng walked into the toilet with a sad face, because he wanted to come here so much.

but now……

Without paying attention behind him, Zheng Cheng stretched out his hand towards him, and an acute gastroenteritis burst spell fell on him immediately!
"Oh, this time I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes. I met a quack doctor. I..."

"Gu..."

At this moment, a dull sound suddenly came from his stomach.

Qian Baifeng was taken aback for a moment, then elated.

"This, this feeling, I..."

"puff……"

He quickly opened the toilet door and squatted down.

"what……!"

A stream of heat gushed out like a flood.

The entire toilet immediately filled with a stench.

Outside the toilet, Zheng Cheng also walked away quickly.

"Fortunately, I run fast, otherwise..."

"boom!"

Just when he turned the corner, he bumped into a figure again.

Subconsciously, Zheng Cheng grabbed a soft figure into his arms.

"you again?!"

Looking at the little blonde beauty in his arms, Zheng Cheng asked strangely, "Are you following me?"

Lu Mengmeng struggled away quickly and said angrily: "Who is following you! I can't go to the toilet!"

"To the restroom?"

Zheng Cheng had a strange face on his face, and moved away from his figure: "Please."

"Humph~"

Lu Mengmeng snorted coquettishly, and walked towards the toilet like a proud swan.

After walking a few steps, she stopped suddenly.

I saw several people running out of the restrooms, whether it was the men's or women's restrooms.

He covered his mouth while running.

"Fuck! It stinks so bad!"

"Who made stinky tofu and canned herring in the toilet? Damn it, it smells so bad!"

"I can't take it anymore, get out of the way..."

A few people ran over yelling, and Lu Mengmeng was also confused: "What's going on, this... vomit..."

She also smelled a smell, and ran back in a panic.

"You, you, you, what on earth did you do..."

Lu Mengmeng asked in surprise, he remembered the electronic banner on the door of Zheng Cheng's treatment room.

Specifically for treating constipation?

And that big fat guy who just walked in?
No way……

Priest can cure constipation?

Zheng Cheng also couldn't laugh or cry. He was pitiful because he wanted to be a normal priest.

In order to improve his skill proficiency, he could only choose this method.

"Why, do you want to try it too?"

Lu Mengmeng was immediately frightened and "whoosh" rushed out.

"Don't, don't, don't look for me, I, I, I, I'm in good health~!"

"Help...!"

(End of this chapter)