Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Tang Wan, you know."

Crouching together, Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked like two criminals. Gougou said stealthily, "This sect competition may look like a sect competition, but it's actually a dung grave for you and me."

"I would rather you be illiterate and say the wrong words than face the tragic reality."

Tang Wan touched his face and asked desperately, "You're not going to tell me that the old scholar is coming too."

"No."

Zhou Li replied.

Tang Wan heaved a sigh of relief, "That's good, at least we can die honorably."

Black Cat felt a little uncomfortable. She thought that the only reason Zhou Li and Tang Wan didn't get together and become a couple in the Sword Tomb was that they looked like copy and paste except for their gender and appearance. No one wants to open their eyes in the middle of the night and see a gender-transformed version of themselves smiling at them next to their pillow.

“So, we have to think about how to survive.”

Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "This time, if you don't fight, you will die."

"Will you win?"

Tang Wan said hesitantly, "Old Heavenly Master, Zhuge Qing, Jiang Daxian, and my master, if you don't know, this combination is going to abuse the ancient gods. The two of us together can't even beat Daxian."

"No, no, no, there are rules this time."

Zhou Li shook his head and said, "It's not a fight without rules."

"oh oh."

Tang Wan nodded, "What's going on?"

"They will come down one by one to kill us."

Zhou Li said solemnly: "Instead of coming together to hunt us down."

"Is there a difference?"

Tang Wan was so angry that he laughed, "What is the specific difference between being cut into pieces and being cut into pieces?"

"We have the opportunity to break through one by one."

Zhou Li said in a calm tone the words that made Tang Wan uncomfortable.

"Break through?"

Tang Wan pointed at Zhou Li and said happily, "I would believe you if you said you were going to conquer the old Heavenly Master. Conquer? Who are you going to conquer?"

and many more.

Suddenly, facing Zhou Li's gloomy face, Tang Wan's expression froze for a moment. After a brief silence, she said in a deep voice:
"No."

"can."

Zhou Li nodded vigorously, "Longhu Mountain, yes!"

"This is not allowed."

Tang Wan tightly grasped Zhou Li's hand and gritted his teeth, "You don't want to mix, but I do."

"To live is more important than anything else."

Zhou Li said something very philosophical.

"Can you always think of blowing up the shithole the first time you encounter a problem!!!"

Tang Wan collapsed.

"what?"

Zhou Li was stunned. "When did I say I wanted to blow up the manure pit?"

"?"

Tang Wan was stunned, "Isn't it?"

"In your mind, am I just a psychopath who only knows how to play with shit and fart and blow up the toilet when he's undecided?"

Zhou Li said angrily.

"Isn't it fucking true?!"

Tang Wan was horrified, "Can you be a little more self-aware?"

"You're being unkind."

After Zhou Li calmed down, he said with disdain, "How could I possibly blow up a manure pit? Do I want to die? It would be easy for the old Taoist to kill me and then resurrect me and chop me into pieces. This is not the way I want to die."

"Then what do you mean?"

Tang Wan asked in confusion: "So what do you think is in Longhu Mountain?"

“There is terrain.”

Zhou Li said slowly: "There are some other people."

"You mean..." Tang Wan asked tentatively, "Use the terrain to trap and kill the strangers so that the old Taoist priest and his men will have no time to take care of us?"

"I'll tell you."

Zhou Li said with a distorted expression: "At least blowing up a manure pit is not against the law."

“Should I listen to it next?”

Black Cat said with some concern: "You won't kill me to silence me, will you?"

"How can it be."

Zhou Li smiled and waved his hands, "Our bond is stronger than gold, how could I let you go...I want to silence you?"

The black cat nodded, and then leaped out like a cannonball, trying to escape. But Zhou Li and Tang Wan were quick to pounce on her.

“Kill the cat aa ...

The black cat let out a shrill scream, "Help! Aa ...

"You can shout! No one will care if you shout until your throat is broken!"

Zhou Li smiled grimly and said, "There are only two people and one cat in Qingyun Peak now. My master and grandmaster have gone to discuss the sect competition. Who do you think can save you? Little cat~~~~~~~~"

"I have no grudge against you!"

The imprisoned black cat said in grief: "I haven't offended you."

"Do you know that Jin is innocent and asks for forgiveness?"

Tang Wan sneered.

The man and the cat fell into silence for a long time.

The grief-stricken Black Cat stared at Tang Wan blankly for a long time. She turned her head away, her face full of sympathy for the illiterate, "Zhou Li, tell me, does she mean that the man is innocent but guilty of possessing the treasure?"

"Ah."

Zhou Li nodded heavily, "Please understand her."

"it is good."

The black cat said with pity: "Poor child."

Tang Wan was embarrassed.

But she was not ashamed, but proud, and said with a fierce smile: "Since you pity me so much, can you pity me even more?"

"No, what are you going to do?"

The black cat was so scared that he spoke in a dry voice, "What the hell are you doing? What the hell do you want from me?"

"I need you."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said happily: "Although my master and grandmaster will suppress their strength in the Four Symbols Mirror in this battle royale, their Taoist magic will not be sealed. They are both good at divination, but the two of us are not."

Xu Xuan instantly understood what Zhou Li meant. She rolled her eyes at Zhou Li and said, "Isn't it just to see where they are? Is there any need to be so surprised? I thought you were going to hit them with my tail. You scared me."

“I wasn’t born.”

Zhou Li smiled and said, "I won't do that kind of thing now."

You mean later?

The black cat didn't bother to pay attention to Zhou Li. It wagged its tail and said, "Okay, it's boring to stay here anyway, so I'll go with you guys when the time comes."

Zhou Li and Tang Wan high-fived each other in tacit understanding, and then Zhou Li said to Xu Xuan solemnly: "From today on, I will pay for all the fish you eat in Longhu Mountain."

"Braise on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, steam on the 26th, and fry on Sunday."

Xu Xuan said quickly: "The stabs should be less."

"No problem, Blackfish?"

"can."

The black cat stretched out its paw and high-fived Zhou Li.

"Okay, what are we going to do next?"

Xu Xuan and Jiang Li lived together temporarily, so Black Cat left Qingyun Peak and moved to another courtyard.

After sending Black Cat away, Tang Wan asked curiously, "There are four spots for the competition this time. Including Xu Xuan, who else should we look for?"

“Find someone…who you don’t know well but should know well.”

Zhou Li thought of the divine eagle and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Yellow rubber shoes and cropped trousers.

"Hey, isn't this Liu Haizhu?" (End of this chapter)