Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Zhou Li is a little confused now.

In fact, it was not his fault. It was mainly because Jiang Li's words made him unable to react to what "contact between souls" meant, so he didn't think about it and just blurted it out.

In fact, what he said was completely different from what Jiang Li said.

"What I mean is that after a deep exchange, the souls of both parties come into close contact and are then infected with each other's scent."

Jiang Li tried hard to explain, hoping that Zhou Li had no misunderstanding.

Big misunderstanding.

Zhou Li's face turned even paler.

Deep communication: Let’s go to the ghost world together.

Soul Contact: Although not intimate, they make contact on a soul level every time they use their backup hidden energy.

To be infected with the other person's taste: what can I say?

Looking at Zhou Li's pale face, Jiang Li seemed to realize something. He couldn't help but lean back, then asked in awe: "Really?"

"wrong."

Zhou Li slammed the table and stood up, his brain working rapidly, and said in a deep voice: "It must be a misunderstanding."

"Although Tang Wan and I sleep in the same bed and eat from the same pot, and we get together every night to catch chickens or play with dogs, but..."

After saying this, Zhou Li's face turned even paler. "It seems like this is really misunderstood."

Jiang Li made a helpless expression.

Zhou Li clenched his fists. After a long period of contemplation, he came to a conclusion, "We have to make Tang Wan turn back into a man."

"Do you want to change back?"

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, and felt a little reluctant for a moment, "Actually, I think Wan'er is pretty, do you want to change?"

"If I don't change back, I will lose my innocence."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said, "Damn Old Tang, what a woman you are! You've made me suffer so much!"

Jiang Li felt a little disappointed. She didn't know whether what she said was a good thing or a bad thing. The main reason was that she didn't want Tang Wan to change back, because the current Tang Wan was edible and cute, and was the favorite pet for people like Jiang Li...
Oh, it’s the younger generation.

The next day, Tang Wan casually put on a short skirt, walked out of the room yawning, scratched her long hair and mumbled, "Zhou Li, is dinner ready? I haven't had my breakfast yet."

Then, she saw Zhou Li, whose facial lines were as stiff as marble.

Tang Wan's eyes widened for a moment, and then she smelled a strong sense of "bad luck" based on her understanding of Zhou Li. In an instant, she showed a gentle and kind smile and said:
"Oh, look at me, I went to bed early but I'm still not asleep, it turns out I was sleepwalking~"

Tang Wan grinned, turned around and tried to escape.

Boom!
"I won't surrender!!!"

Tang Wan, who was pinned to the ground by Zhou Li's shoulder throw and armbar, roared miserably like a kitten, and then she whispered, "So what are you going to do?"

"Old Tang..."

Zhou Li, who was holding Tang Wan in a cross-armbar, looked at the ceiling and said sadly, "If you continue like this, I will be chopped into pieces by the Kite God."

None of my business?

As if he had noticed Tang Wan's visible doubts, Zhou Li turned his face away and said sadly, "So I'll have to inconvenience you for a moment. Before I use my willpower to turn myself into a man, you should just faint."

"How can I use my willpower when I'm fucking unconscious?!"

Tang Wan struggled frantically, "Also, Shentamu's willpower turned into a man, is this something that can be done with willpower?! Don't torture me with your ultimate fantasy!"

"Tang Wan!"

Zhou Li's sudden sincere voice made Tang Wan stunned for a moment, and the extent of his struggle was much smaller. Zhou Li raised his face, and his compassionate look seemed to let his tears flow back. Under Tang Wan's gaze, Zhou Li said firmly:

“The heart of faith is the miracle.”

"I'm a miracle you big cow ahhhhhhhh!!!"

Tang Wan let out a wail.

Shangguan Hong passed by with fried rice and ignored it.

The black cat lazily stepped on Zhou Li's body, stepped over Tang Wan, and came to the dining table to wait.

After a good sleep, Yu Sui walked out of the room briskly, casually glanced at the two people who were practicing sleeping techniques, without any reaction, and sat down on a chair beside them normally.

Only Jiang Li looked at Zhou Li and Tang Wan with a melancholy look on his face.

This doesn't look like that kind of relationship at all.

Mr. Zhou must have misunderstood.

After a while, Zhou Li looked at the food in the bowl and felt bored for a moment. Tang Wan, who was standing next to him, didn't take the incident seriously at all and continued to eat and drink.

"You don't want to eat?"

After eating almost everything, Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li and asked doubtfully, "Are you going to starve yourself to death?"

"Who would starve to death over a meal?"

Zhou Li said angrily.

"I can."

Tang Wan proudly straightened his small chest.

Why are you so proud?
"Great Immortal, how far are we from Taiying?"

Zhou Li looked at Jiang Li standing beside him and asked.

"almost."

After estimating the distance through the outdoor sensor, Jiang Li said, "We will be in Taiying in about two hours."

"So fast."

Yu Sui was amazed and said, "It only took two hours to travel such a long distance."

"Is such that."

Zhou Li nodded and said with emotion: "Since the house is now moved by a multi-directional full-function support arm, it can directly cross mountains and rivers, and it is even faster than my large transport truck. It is impressive."

Isn’t this what an immortal cultivator said?

Do I need to write a paper to tell you how high-tech this thing is? Are you deaf?
But after getting used to all kinds of weird things happening around Zhou Li, Yu Sui and the others didn't really react much, they just complained in their hearts. Soon, in silent movement, Ham's moving castle also came near Taiying.

The dragon robe sparkles.

That face full of the king's majesty was filled with solemnity.

He stretched out his hand and took a deep breath, as if he was facing an invincible enemy. The King of Han's expression became more and more solemn.

finally come.

finally found you.

····
"Want to escape?!"

Suddenly, the pupils of the King of Han were filled with spiritual energy, containing absolute sharpness. The muscles of his arms bulged slightly, as if he had found the best point to exert force, and he raised his hands suddenly.

The carp drew a graceful arc in the air and fell into the fish basket.

Clenched fists, celebrating silently.

The King of Han's face was full of pride.

"Yes, this is the prince of our Ming Dynasty. He does not need to deal with government affairs. He only needs to patrol his territory like an angry lion and catch fish to fulfill his duties as a prince."

Faced with these completely disrespectful words, the King of Han, who was holding the fishing rod, was not displeased. Instead, he laughed twice, then pulled Zhou Li out of the bushes and put his arm around his shoulders.

"Boy, why did you suddenly come back?"

Zhou Li distanced himself from the King of Han with disdain and said, "Can you please stop using my clothes to wipe your hands after you just caught the fish?"

"This is called fishing, you know nothing."

The King of Han sneered disdainfully, then looked back and asked, "What is your thing, Tang Wan? Where is she? Qianyun talks about her day and night." At this point, the King of Han looked a little depressed, "Damn it, I don't know what's wrong with Qianyun, she has to get married with a little girl. Her mother also spoils her, no matter what she does, it's really..."

"normal."

Zhou Li patted the King of Han on the shoulder with pity. Facing this feudal patriarch whose daughter's dream was to enter the QQ space with Tang Wan, he felt a little pitiful, so Zhou Li chose to comfort the King of Han:
"It's normal anyway."

So what exactly did you comfort?

"Ready for the feast?"

The King of Han looked at Zhou Li and asked with a half-smile, "Can't you help it?"

"This thing is intolerable."

Zhou Li waved his hand, "Just do what you need to do."

"How's your cultivation going?"

The King of Han and Zhou Li were clearly enemies before, but when they met again, there was no strangeness or awkwardness between the two of them, they just exchanged pleasantries.

“Oh, I’m a heavenly master now.”

Zhou Li said calmly.

····
It’s over.

The King of Han looked at Zhou Li with a trace of pity in his eyes, "You must have become stupid from practicing Taoism."

Then, he saw Zhou Li grinning.

Laugh, laugh wildly, a laugh of revenge.

“HA ...!!!!”

After he laughed loudly with his hands on his hips, Zhou Li took out a jade pendant with a grim smile and shouted, "Bold King Han, what do you think this is?!"

The King of Han was disdainful at first, but then he looked carefully.

Still disdainful.

"What is this?"

The King of Han asked, "Jade pendant?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then he suddenly realized a problem.

No, the King of Han does not practice Taoism, so he does not know what this jade pendant is.

"This is the Heavenly Master's Jade Pendant."

Zhou Li patiently explained: "With this jade pendant, I can prove that I am a Heavenly Master."

"fart."

The King of Han sneered and said, "Do you think I haven't seen this before? Which of the jade pendants on the old Taoist priest's body is the Yin-Yang jade pendant? You are only Yin, how can you..."

Wait a moment.

Suddenly, the King of Han seemed to have thought of something. After a long while, his pupils suddenly trembled, and he asked in horror: "What did you do to the old Taoist priest?"

"He can kill me ten times a second and then come back to life and kill me ten more times."

Zhou Li said numbly: "Believe it or not, I am now a heavenly master."

"Hey, believe it, isn't it okay for me to believe it?"

The King of Han had an expression that said "I really can't stand you" which made Zhou Li extremely angry. He said to Zhou Li cheerfully, "If you are really a Heavenly Master, can you do me a favor?"

Zhou Li raised an eyebrow, "What help?"

"Can you make Tang Wan become a man again?"

Gritting his teeth, the King of Han whispered, "I can't possibly not know where to sit at Qianyun's wedding banquet. Let me ask you, if Qianyun marries Tang Wan, am I the father-in-law?"

This question is as difficult as the question of whether ice cola or sugar-free cola tastes better, and Zhou Li is unable to answer it.

"Actually, I also want him to change back."

Zhou Li said tactfully: "But I can't do it."

How tactful.

Sighing, the King of Han said helplessly: "I knew it."

"Okay, stop it, let's go to Taiying together."

Zhou Li said to the King of Han: "We are here to pick up Qianyun. By the way, where is she?"

"what···"

For some reason, when talking about Qianyun, the King of Han's eyes suddenly became vague, as if he was intentionally avoiding something.

“Aa ...

Looking at the various files and documents piled up like a mountain in front of him, Qianyun, wearing a pair of peep shows, whimpered like a kitten.

"Why, there are so many aa ...

Just as Qianyun was screaming, Cen Shu, who was holding a large file, calmly sorted out the desk and classified the files. She pulled out one of the files, took a look at it, and said to Qianyun:
"I have already dealt with the matter of the white snake spirit falling in love with the human champion scholar. I can bring her to justice now."

"real?!!"

Looking up at the woman in front of him who was as quiet as water, Qian Yun's eyes were filled with the desire for rest. "Sister Cen, how did you do it? Didn't they say that the woman named Bai Ru would never be separated from the human champion?"

"Simple."

Cen Shu said calmly, "The white snake wanted to absorb the dragon and tiger energy from the champion, so that her transformation could be more thorough. I checked the files and found that the champion's body was weak and could not bear the dragon and tiger energy. After I told her, the white snake ran away."

"Hey?"

Qianyun was stunned, "Aren't they in love?"

"They both have ulterior motives."

Cen Shu said calmly, "This scholar wanted to kill the snake to extract its gallbladder, so as to restore his body which was damaged by daily play. The white snake wanted to eat his dragon and tiger energy, so that he could transform more completely. Of course, neither of them took any action, so I just warned them and added the talisman, and then ignored them."

Zhu Qianyun was a little confused, but she still accepted the ending. After all, she was not a naive little girl anymore. It was just that at the Monster Management Bureau, the white snake vowed that she would spend the rest of her life with that human, and she almost believed it.

“There are still quite a few cases.”

Sighing, even a workaholic like Cen Shu felt overwhelmed when faced with all these weird transvestite issues, "If we handle it quickly enough, we can take a day off within two months."

"one day?!"

Zhu Qianyun was dumbfounded, "One day!"

"Conservative estimate."

Cen Shu’s words made Zhu Qianyun feel relieved.

"That's fine, what if the estimate is not conservative?"

"Two hours."

"ah?!!!!"

Zhu Qianyun regrets it now, very much.

She was very embarrassed at the time and felt that handling these documents was not a difficult task for her, so she volunteered to let Grandpa Liu Gong take a rest for a while and she would help him deal with these problems.

Liu Gong readily agreed, then turned around and said that he had a mouth ulcer and needed treatment for a month. During this treatment, he disappeared without a trace.

Is there anyone, is there anyone to save me.

Zhu Qianyun would rather fight with Lady Golden Snake again than deal with these trivial and complicated human-demon issues. She also didn't understand why so many people liked monster women with animal features. Did they all like this?

"Yes, there is no one who is invincible."

Zhou Li said.

Huh? (End of this chapter)