Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Ham's moving castle is only half an hour away from Beiliang.

How do you say that word?

Fear of being close to home.

Zhou Li looked at Beiliang not far away, feeling a little dazed for a moment. Before leaving, he carried Tang Wan and sang a song, and headed south to Longhu Mountain with the Taoist priest in high spirits.

When I came back, the Taoist priest became my master and did not come with me to Beiliang. Tang Wan also followed me and now she has awakened her nature that food is the first necessity of life. And I...

Oh, I turned out to be a heavenly master.

Thinking that he was now the upright Heavenly Master of the Orthodox Dao of Longhu Mountain, Zhou Li couldn't help but hum. His current status was ridiculous. Anyone in the world of immortal cultivation who saw the Yin jade pendant on his waist had to bow their heads and respectfully call him Heavenly Master.

however.

"To be honest, the old scholar can get a discount by relying on his reputation when buying vegetables at the market. If you tell the auntie at the market that you are a Taoist priest, she will just think you are a fish scale stuffed in your ass, fishy and smelly."

Tang Wanrui commented.

Jiang Li couldn't help but smile.

"Hey you fucker!"

Zhou Li's anxiety suddenly became cheap, "You know nothing, do you know the value of a Heavenly Master? Your brother Zhou's Heavenly Master has value, do you understand?"

Looking at Cen Shu who was a little confused, Zhou Li felt that he needed to explain the value of the first Heavenly Master of the new era. He coughed and then said seriously:
"Before, some people may not have any idea about me becoming a Heavenly Master. I will tell you again today. First of all, you have to know that it is Hong Xi now. I will tell you what kind of people were in the top ten of the sect competition when I became the Heavenly Master. Now I have to open my photo stone. OK, who are the top ten? Zhuge Qing, Liu Kuang, Wang Siyu, Lin Tong, Su Shu, the disciple of the old Heavenly Master, the first elder of Longhu Mountain, the second elder of Longhu Mountain, the third elder of Longhu Mountain, my master, and Tang Wan's master. Each of them is a cultivator who stands tall and upright, or a well-known big figure in the world of cultivation. Who are they in the world of cultivation now? Huang Yiri, Sun Defeng? It is completely impossible to tell who stands tall and upright. Tell me, in terms of gold content, the gold content of these ten people is compared with the gold content of these ten people. I think any one of them can crush these ten people. This is the gold content of your brother Zhou. This is your brother Zhou. How much gold content is there in reaching the top? Do you understand?"

"You used 301 words to describe how anxious you are."

Tang Wan said calmly: "Can you get a discount on your groceries?"

"Can we not fucking mention the matter of buying groceries? I, the great Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain, have to go buy groceries myself? Wouldn't I instruct the Third Elder's stupid disciple to do it?"

"Liu Haizhu isn't here either."

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment.

"The brain retard appeared."

Zhou Li smiled hypocritically.

Beiliang's education method is quite unique, and generally advocates the two-faced education method. Specifically, it means to maintain the rational thinking of adults when facing normal people, and to speak as one says, not arrogant, not nervous, and not excited. You can express yourself well, your emotions are very stable, and you talk with a smile. Add an equal exchange, and you will be a perfect adult template.

But when facing an idiot, what he says will definitely piss him off to death, he will attack people when they are sad, he is arrogant, sensitive, and excited, he only speaks in rhetorical questions, his emotions are extremely unstable, and he always has a cold smile on his face. Add in an "equivalent exchange? Give it to me! It's made of straw and wood!" This is a complete Beiliang process.

This is most vividly reflected in Zhou Li.

Of course, the same is true of the customs of the people in Beiliang.

"Damn it, aren't you a student? Why don't you fight!"

The man pointed at the young man in front of him and said angrily: "You Taixue are so poor that you even steal shit! Why don't you come and fight! A third or fourth-grade spiritual Qi master dare not fight a mere first-grade spiritual Qi master like me?" "If you throw away your shit bucket and the stick you use to carry it, I will fight you!"

The young man shouted in fear, "Even if I'm a fifth-rank warrior, I won't fight you!"

The officers nearby did not dare to move forward at this time, mainly because the man holding the dung bucket and the dung stick had weapons in his hands. Even if Lu Bu came, he would have to think twice before shooting with a bow to prevent the other party from making a desperate long-range attack.

This matter is actually quite abstract.

To be precise, it was natural for such an abstract thing to happen in Beiliang Imperial College. After all, no one could understand why the septic tank in the southern area of ​​Beiliang was completely emptied overnight. You know, in ancient times, these filthy things were excellent fertilizers. Although the work of the dung picker was shabby and despised by others, he made a lot of money every month. And the sudden disappearance of his reserves for several months was equivalent to a huge loss of money for no reason, which made him unacceptable and he hurriedly looked for the culprit.

Then he naturally found the Imperial College.

The reason was simple, because his warehouse was very close to the Imperial College, apart from the possibility that someone wanted to steal the buffet in his warehouse, the biggest suspects were the group of people in the Imperial College. Moreover, as someone who lived next to the Imperial College, he naturally knew how poor the Imperial College was, and stealing feces was not impossible for them.

Everything is possible.

But the students in front of them were also innocent. Although the Imperial College was poor, so poor that they were still studying mashed potatoes and fried potatoes, they were not so poor that they would steal this stuff. Moreover, there were several hundred cubic meters of excrement. Even if all the students of the Imperial College moved it for a day, they couldn't move it all. Moreover, the noise would definitely be loud and even infamous. The people of the Northern Liang Imperial College were also innocent.

People in government offices are even more innocent.

dong dong dong.

At this moment, the Jinyiwei wearing a mask that exposed his buttocks and chin slowly walked out of the darkness. Facing the respectful government officials, he waved his hand and said:

"I am coming."

Three simple words, but with great weight.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The savior has come.

The Knight of the Night, the Knight of Discrimination of the Night, the culmination of human and demon combinations, the punisher of sin, the killer of sin, the master of circumcision health promotion, the person who entrusts old ladies to the road, the only abnormal normal person in the Jinyiwei, and the biological father that the electric baton has never met.

Batman Thousand Households.

"It's clear."

After throwing a strange man with huge tentacles on his head to the ground, Batman squatted down, pulled up the man's collar, and said calmly: "It is a foreign monster, calling itself a scarab beetle, specializing in eating excrement. It sneaked into Beiliang Imperial College a few days ago. Since the cesspool of Beiliang Imperial College is protected by 67 kinds of talismans, it was so hungry that it rushed into your cesspool and overate, and ate everything."

"Correction."

Just as Qianhu was about to make a judgment, a familiar voice came from behind him.

"It's seventy-six."

Zhou Li said solemnly: "The old scholar added ten more questions." (End of this chapter)