Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

At dawn, an old man was fishing by the river. Suddenly, a young man woke up from the grass and approached him, asking, "When did you arrive?" The old man looked at the fish basket and answered slowly, "I just came."

The young man asked, "I saw you here in the middle of the night, why did you say you were new here?" The old man was silent for a long time, then he stood up with his sleeves raised, as if startled by thunder, and punched the young man. The young man fell to the ground, unconscious.

At midnight, the young man finally woke up. The old man clapped his hands and said, "You were so talkative the other day, do you understand why now?"

"Next is the classical Chinese translation."

Zhou Li looked at the black cat in front of him and asked, "Please translate the classical Chinese text just now."

The black cat was silent.

"One morning, an old man was fishing by the river. A young man woke up from the bushes nearby and came over to ask the old man when he arrived. The old man glanced at his fish basket and said he had just arrived. The young man asked the old man why he saw him by the river in the middle of the night. The old man was silent for a long time, and then he punched the young man unconscious with lightning speed. In the middle of the night, the young man woke up slowly, and the old man said it was because you were also mean the day before yesterday, do you understand?"

After a while, Zhou Li looked at the answers on the test paper and nodded, saying, "Not bad, you are very educated."

Xu Xuan really didn't want to say anything. She felt a little powerless. She didn't understand why Zhou Li tested her with a crazy question after she had been reviewing for such a long time.

Translate classical Chinese?
What era do you think we are in now? Does classical Chinese need to be translated?

What is the translation of English into American language jokes?

Black Cat was a little too tired to complain. She looked at Zhou Li, holding her head, and asked in confusion, "So the hellish literature exam that the old scholar mentioned is for you to torture me?"

"Hey~"

Zhou Li knocked his head cutely and stuck out his tongue, "My literature isn't that good either~"

"you're disgusting."

Xu Xuan sighed and said, "So, did I pass the exam?"

"Hey, look."

Zhou Li casually pulled out a book from the bookshelf in the classroom, took a look at it and threw it aside. "Believe me, I definitely didn't use this book "The Change of Rituals in Dynasties" when I was fighting wits and courage with the Ghost King."

Xu Xuan didn't say anything, but just continued to sigh.

"Hey you can't do this."

Zhou Li said with emotion: "You still don't understand. A true spiritual master doesn't need red tape. You have time to greet the other party and ask for more guidance. Why not give him a sliding shovel and a handful of lime to make him never smile again? Why bother?"

"But we're having a history exam today!"

Xu Xuan clenched his fists and said angrily: "Why don't you take the history test!"

"Hey, wasn't the exam about history just now?"

Zhou Li was horrified.

"Hey, nothing. Let me take the test."

At this time, Tang Wan, who was standing by, could no longer bear to watch. She walked directly to Xu Xuan and asked in a deep voice, "Do you know the story of hanging the head on the beam and piercing the thigh with a needle?"

"This is too simple."

Xu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then said, "Sun Jing, a Confucian scholar in the Eastern Han Dynasty, used a rope to tie his hair to the beam in order to study all night. Whenever he lowered his head due to sleepiness, the rope would pull his scalp and wake him up in pain, so he could study all night long. Later, he became a great Confucian scholar of the time. The Taiping Yulan records that he "closed the door to study, and when he slept, he tied his head to the beam with a rope."

After a pause, Xu Xuan continued: After the failure of the Warring States Period diplomat Su Qin's lobbying of the princes, he returned home and studied the Yin Fu Jing diligently. Every night when he felt sleepy, he would prick his thigh with a needle, and blood would flow to his feet, using the pain to drive away sleepiness. In the end, he was awarded the seal of the six countries for his knowledge. The Warring States Policy records that he "felt sleepy while reading, so he pricked his thigh with a needle."

Zhou Li and Tang Wan looked at each other.

"Is it this one?"

Tang Wan said blankly: "Isn't it because Sun Jing didn't study that his father put his head on the beam and beat him violently, so it's hanging head from the beam. The reason for piercing the thigh with a screwdriver is because Su Yi can run with his super thigh and then inject serum, so he used a screwdriver to pierce the thigh?" Xu Xuan was really silent this time.

Zhou Li also fell silent.

"I didn't do this."

Zhou Li waved his hands and said in a deep voice: "I really didn't do this."

"It really wasn't him who did it."

Tang Wan nodded, "My father taught me."

Like father, like son, no problem.

Now everyone felt relieved.

"So why don't Yun! Bai! Bai! come and take the exam together!"

As the saying goes, one's own failure is painful, but a friend's success is even more disgusting. Although Xu Xuan must have a blessing mentality towards Yun Baibai on weekdays, even if Yun Baibai obtained the peerless magic skill and became the best in the world, she would think that this is what Yun Shen deserves, and Xu Xuan would definitely bless Yun Shen.

But she really couldn't bear the thought of Yun Baibai not being tortured by these two idiots.

No, I don't envy you for being rich and becoming an emperor overnight. I just can't stand the fact that your examiner is one of the few normal people like Jiang Li. Why can you use normal knowledge to answer normal questions instead of talking some weird nonsense to two weird ancient gods?
Yunshen, I really miss you.

Just when Xu Xuan was thrown into the torture hell and was being tortured by an illiterate and a literary hooligan, Yun Baibai had already given Jiang Li a satisfactory answer.

"very nice."

Looking at the several thousand words of discussion in his hand, as well as various materials and data, Jiang Li nodded with great satisfaction, "No, it should be perfect. You should be proud of having such knowledge and knowledge reserves at your age."

“I just watched more and studied longer.”

Yun Baibai's smile was still gentle.

“I didn’t expect you to have this kind of understanding.”

Marking out a few of the arguments, Jiang Li said with emotion: "I have studied the application of spiritual energy's transformation before, but you are probably the first one to realize the combination of transformation and flow."

"I've had this feeling when I was performing Nuo opera."

Yun Baibai said: "The transformed spiritual energy often only circulates in the body. Although it is of a heavy nature, it cannot be released externally. However, when performing the Nuo Opera, part of the flowing spiritual energy will be transformed and released to strengthen communication. I wonder if the two can communicate with each other and use purer spiritual energy to strengthen myself."

"good."

Jiang Li looked at Yun Baibai with admiration and said in a gentle tone: "Have you ever considered developing a career in spiritual energy research in the future? If possible, I will be your master."

"Really?!"

Yun Baibai was overjoyed: "After leaving the capital, can I trouble you to be my master?"

"of course."

Jiang Li nodded, "With your talent, you are most suitable to be my disciple."

After talking to Jiang Li, Yun Baibai left with a happy smile. Jiang Li packed up the test papers, nodded contentedly, and then suddenly froze as if he had thought of something.

and many more.

Capital? (End of this chapter)