Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

The King of Han was a little numb.

He suspected that Zhou Li was the reincarnation of a shovel left behind by some ancient tomb-raiding lieutenant, who was specifically responsible for digging up the remains of his ancestors and reincarnating them to mess with his own mentality.

How come you can dig out everything?

"Tell me the truth."

The King of Han directly hooked Zhou Li's shoulders and asked with a fake smile: "What have you done since you left Shangjing?"

"Reincarnation from dirty soil."

Zhou Li pushed away the King of Han's unwashed hands, and then said seriously: "There is also the Shinra Tensei."

"Can you tell me something I can understand?"

"Let Anshan prosper, turn the ghost king who wants to die into a shapeshifting girl, plow the Tang Sect's ancestral hall, and then put eye drops on all the major sects in Longhu Mountain."

After a brief pause, Zhou Li said with lingering fear: "There were several times when I was almost raped."

Are we living in the same version?
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"Okay, I'm too lazy to ask more."

The King of Han waved his hands, feeling a little numb for a moment, but when he thought about having to deal with Zhou Li in the future, he felt powerless as if he had actually died three days ago but had not yet been buried.

Otherwise, bury me too.

Who knows, Zhou Li might dig it out one day.

At this time, Zhou Li and others also came to the vicinity of the dragon vein. In fact, the so-called dragon vein is just a piece of soil filled with rich spiritual energy, covered with green vines and seven adorable little gourds.

As if sensing Zhou Li's arrival, the leaves of the seven jade gourds swayed gently, as if greeting Zhou Li.

“Actually, I’ve always had a question.”

Zhou Li held his chin and asked in a deep voice:
“You won’t fertilize them.”

Ye Zi was embarrassed.

"Of course not."

The person in charge of looking after the jade gourd said with sweat dripping down his face: "We all spread spiritual energy and guide the essence of the Wei River every day, without any slacking."

"Hey, brother, I'm not questioning you, don't be afraid."

Zhou Li patted the person in charge on the shoulder with a smile, then he looked at the jade gourd, a trace of nostalgia flashing in his eyes.

Then the twelve talismans in his body began to become restless.

It can be said that the twelve talismans and the jade gourd are natural enemies. When the ancestor dragon Zhu Cheng died, he was trapped in the Yaochi by the power of the seven stars and would never come back. After finally dividing the twelve parts of power, the main body was still suppressed. Even if the twelve zodiac signs built a temple to absorb incense, they could not reshape the body of the demon dragon in a short time. After a long time, the variable Emperor Gaozu of Han killed the white snake and realized the intention of the twelve zodiac signs. In the end, he used all the power of the country to seal the twelve zodiac signs and turned them into stone talismans.

It is reasonable for the Twelve Talismans to hate Liu Bang, but in essence, what they really hate is the Seven Stars and the seven jade gourds they left behind. If it weren't for these seven jade gourds, I'm afraid they would have reshaped the body of the demon dragon in the Pre-Qin period and wished that the achievements could be resurrected.

Of course, the Seven Stars also have something to say.

Then you, Zhu Cheng, are the leader of the demon race, a noble demon dragon. If you are released, all living things will be destroyed, so we must use every possible means to seal you up. So there is nothing wrong with what Qixingxiu did, and sealing Zhu Cheng is also a relatively correct choice.

Now, when these two parties come together, the first reaction is:
Oh my god, why are these (gourds/talismans) so bad!

Almost at the moment when Zhou Li stretched out his hand to talk to the Seven Fairies, the Twelve Talismans immediately came into contact with the Seven Fairies, and the two sides immediately had a friendly conversation.

Zhou Li’s head was about to explode from all the noise.

The King of Han didn't understand why Zhou Li suddenly squatted on the ground, holding his head and sighing just after touching the jade gourd.

Do you want to surrender?

Although I don't know why, I feel inexplicably comfortable when I think about Zhou Li surrendering himself to the King of Han.

But Zhou Li didn't feel comfortable at all now.

The eldest sister Zhou Yikuai cursed Niu Fu into becoming autistic.

It can only be said that they suffered a loss at the hands of animals, mainly because animals don't know how to learn, otherwise they would have been able to find some cultural heritage in Zhou Li. And the eldest sister Zhou Yi simply loves Zhou Li, not only loves him as a person but also loves to learn from him.

Now the cow charm is about to be blown away.

Even though it has no mother.

But even without parents, Niu Fuzhu could not stand the fact that his eldest brother Zhou Yi was scolding his whole family. He also wanted to curse, but Zhou Yi cursed too fast and too quickly. Niu Fuzhu, who was already tongue-tied, could not help but stare as soon as he opened his mouth. Zhou Yi even took advantage of the situation and pointed at his nose and cursed, and his whole family turned into roast beef, taking a mouthful of garlic and a sip of soup, which made Niu Fuzhu's blood boil.

The other talismans wanted to help the Ox Talisman to curse people, but the Ox Talisman was too big and took up too much space. Plus, the Ox Talisman was a little angry after being cursed and didn't want to leave, so the other talismans could only stand behind the Ox Talisman and watch their boss Zhou Yi destroy all their talismans.

"Remember, every one of your spells is garbage! Garbage! Garbage!"

The eldest boy Zhou Yi put his hands on his waist and shouted, "You are not good at anything and you eat everything you want, especially you, old cow. You eat grass all day long and you don't know how to eat meat. You are like a sweet potato spirit. Your clumsy mouth is as disgusting as the feces you spit out when you chew the cud. You have been doing nothing for thousands of years and finally did something but got trampled to death by someone. You are like a stray dog ​​on the side of the road!"

"I don't chew my cud!"

The Bull Charm fired back angrily.

"If you don't regurgitate, what do you vomit out? Is it your unused brain?"

After a cold laugh, Zhou Yi crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "He didn't say anything about you. You all look weird, like a rare species created by random arrangement and combination. Rare means you are rotten and sick. You all have sores on your heads or pus all over your body, and you still insist that your spiritual energy has been revived. I think you are a bunch of pigs."

"Humph?"

The pig charm was confused.

"You are shameless!"

Niu Fuzhu launched the most powerful counterattack in recent times, "You have no qualities!"

"Do you understand what quality is? Do you know what quality is for? Do you have any quality in your life except eating some vegetarian food? You either sleep or eat all day long. Eating some vegetarian food will almost reshape your brain, and your life will end here. So, if you can't stand it, you can pull the dead snake over and twist it around your neck, then find a tree to hang yourself and kill the dead snake at the same time, okay?"

The cow talisman is about to be passed down.

The snake talisman stared at Zhou Yi with a cold face, which was obviously not very friendly.

"Okay, okay, stop scolding."

After seeing many talismans being defeated, Zhou Li also spoke up. He looked at the ox talisman and said earnestly, "Old Ox, you are not young anymore. It is not proper for you to quarrel with the younger generation like this. You should be more stable. Don't the old people say you are as stable as an ox? I don't think you are stable enough."

Niu Fuzhu groaned. Ever since Zhou Li got the Panku Treasure Box and merged with it, he has completely become the master of the Twelve Fuzhu. In a sense, Zhou Li is now the complete Zhu Cheng, but he does not have Zhu Cheng's memory and endless demonic energy. Therefore, the Twelve Fuzhu are not Zhou Li's "partners", but his property.

"Xiaoyi, you are a little irritable now. Practice more in the future. I believe in you."

He stretched out his hand and rubbed Zhou Yi with a smile. The obedient Zhou Yi grinned at Zhou Li and did not move.

"Okay, from now on we'll all be good friends. There's no need to fight and kill each other. It's so boring."

Zhou Li waved his hand, then picked up Zhou Yi and disappeared into his consciousness space.

"Humph."

Niu Fuzhu looked at the empty front for a long time, then said in a muffled voice: "I don't ruminate."

"Oh, that's great."

Jumping around Zhou Li, the powerful Zhou Yi looked particularly small and cuddly. If you ignore the sonic booms produced by her jumping, "I knew it would be fun to be around my brother. Hehe, it's so interesting."

Among the seven fairies of Jade Gourd, the eldest sister Zhou Yi is the most lively. Even the aggressive fourth sister Zhou Huaixu is usually quiet because she has to suppress her anger. However, Zhou Yi is not worried about this at all. She is noisy all day long and does not behave like a big sister at all.

"Sister, I understand that you are happy about the reunion, but don't throw yourself on your brother. You are too heavy for it."

The second sister, Zhou Shuang'er, stood aside with a faint smile, her yellow dress looked warm and gentle. As the second sister, Zhou Shuang'er was very much like a gentle woman in the traditional sense, speaking softly, but the other sisters were more or less aware of the little cunning hidden under the second sister's peaceful smile.

You can't let a person with clairvoyance and super hearing be so naive.

"Okay, let Brother-sama go out first."

A dignified short-haired girl walked out from the side, grabbed Zhou Yi's ear and pulled her off Zhou Li. As the most mature and stable third sister of the Jade Gourd Fairy, Zhou Ji has always been reassuringly calm. She looked at Zhou Li and said, "Brother, you are here to pick us up this time, right?"

"Ah."

Zhou Li rubbed Zhou Ji's head with a smile. To him, these girls born from the spiritual energy in his body were no different from his own sisters. "Fairy Jiang said that she has a way to make you continue to grow and stay by my side. This time, I came here just to ask if you want to go with me."

"miss you!"

The impetuous fire girl Zhou Huaixu pulled her fifth sister Zhou Qinghe over and said happily: "We must follow our elder brother! Do you want to set a fire? Do you want to set a fire?"

Retract the preface.

This fourth sister is not a quiet girl.

The fifth sister Zhou Qinghe was just like her, gentle as water. She stared at Zhou Li with a pair of innocent and gentle eyes, and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

At this time, Zhou Li's sixth sister Zhou Liu, who had no sense of existence and walked to Zhou Li's side without knowing when, gently tugged at the corner of Zhou Li's clothes and asked expressionlessly: "Brother, are we going out?"

"Well, I'm going out."

Zhou Liu and Zhou Li had only met once, but she was also the youngest girl among the fairies, and looked only about six or seven years old. Next to her was a little girl holding a huge gourd, with an ignorant look on her face, looking like a cute porcelain doll.

Seventh sister, Zhou Qiming.

"Are you my brother?"

The seventh sister imitated Zhou Li's behavior and grabbed the corner of Zhou Li's clothes, and asked timidly: "Can we leave here?"

Zhou Li looked at the soft and sweet little girl and suddenly felt that children were not that annoying after all.

Only for cute kids who don't make any noise.

"Of course, I'm taking you out."

Squatting down, Zhou Li pinched the seventh sister Zhou Qiming's face and said with a smile: "Do you want to eat candied haws?"

"Hey?"

Zhou Qiming drew out a long note and whispered, "I don't taste good...I don't taste good even with sugar. Can you change it, brother?"

"I won't eat you."

Zhou Li laughed a few times. He felt that his sister would definitely like these girls, especially the cute little sister who could easily arouse maternal love.

"Seventh sister has been protecting us all along. She was the last to form and her mind is not mature enough."

Zhou Ji walked over and gently rubbed Zhou Qiming's little head, with distress in his eyes, "In fact, according to the origin of the Seven Constellations, the Seventh Sister should be the strongest fairy... What a pity."

"Fortunately."

Zhou Li didn't care at all. He shrugged and said, "The child is so strong that it ruins her childhood. Besides, doesn't she have us? Six sisters and one brother. Oh, no, to be precise, I have another sister. She should have seven sisters."

"My brother's sister..."

Zhou Ji was stunned for a moment after hearing Zhou Li's words. She had seen Tao Yao before and knew of Tao Yao's existence.

The Lord of All Spirits?

For Zhou Ji, a fairy who is infinitely close to natural existence, Taoyao is a more "fearful" existence than the Seven Stars. Because in a sense, the Seven Stars also originated from Taoyao, and the origin of the seven fairies is naturally Taoyao.

But what she didn't expect was that Zhou Li seemed to know Tao Yao's life experience. But Zhou Ji still remembered that when Tao Yao found out that she knew her identity, she immediately told Zhou Ji not to reveal Tao Yao's identity.

It seems that the two of them are also honest with each other.

Thinking of this, Zhou Ji couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. She was actually very afraid that Zhou Li and Tao Yao would have a rift. One was their origin, their "master" in a sense. The other was their elder brother who allowed them to return to the world and had a gentle and kind personality.

If a rift arises between them, it would be a real dilemma between loyalty and filial piety.

After a while, Zhou Li loosened his hand, and the spiritual connection with the jade gourd was temporarily cut off. He looked at Jiang Li and said, "Master, let's start."

Jiang Li nodded, she walked to the jade gourd, stretched out her hand, and gently placed it on the vine. She slowly closed her eyes, and the spiritual energy in her body began to gradually spread, structure, and finally created one star-like "jade bead" after another.

This time, the solution proposed by Jiang Li was very simple and crude, which was to use her body to fill the gap in the jade gourd. The remaining consciousness in her body would gradually repair the dragon vein and make it work again.

Of course, there is a price to pay for doing this.

Looking at Zhou Li, who was pale, Tang Wan said seriously:

"Kidney deficiency always occurs after overwork..." (End of this chapter)