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Chapter 768: The Laughing Man
After looking around, Yi Lin continued:
"Brother Linghu laughed and said, 'Sitting and wielding a sword or a saber, you are not as skilled as I am, so you cannot beat me. Linghu Chong has just made a friend, Brother Tian, today, so why should we hurt the relationship? Besides, as a man of honor, Linghu Chong will not take advantage of his friend in his best martial arts.'
Tian Boguang said, "This is something Tian Boguang did willingly. You can't say that you took advantage of me."
Brother Linghu said, "So, Brother Tian must compete?" Tian Boguang said loudly, "We must compete!"
Brother Linghu said, "We must sit down to compete!" Tian Boguang slammed the table hard and said, "That's right, we must sit down to compete!"
Brother Linghu said, "Okay, in that case, we have to make a rule. When the winner is undecided, whoever stands up first will be the loser." Tian Boguang replied, "That's right! When the winner is undecided, whoever stands up first will be the loser."
Brother Linghu asked again: "What happens to the loser?"
Tian Boguang: "Whatever you say, then so be it."
Brother Linghu said, "I have it. First, the loser must not say anything rude when seeing this little nun. When seeing her, he must step forward and bow respectfully, saying:
"Master, I am your disciple Tian Boguang. "
Tian Boguang said with a spit, "Pooh! How do you know I will lose? What if you lose?"
Brother Linghu said, "It's the same for me. Whoever loses will have to switch to Hengshan Sect and become the grand-disciple of Master Dingyi and the disciple of this little nun."
Yi Lin turned to look at Master Ding Yi and said, "Master, do you think what Brother Linghu said is ridiculous? Why did they lose the duel and want to join the Hengshan Sect? How can I accept them as my disciples?"
Master Dingyi couldn't help but snort again and said, "This Linghu Chong is full of tricks. Will Tian Boguang agree to it?"
Yi Lin said: "When Tian Boguang saw that Brother Linghu said this with such confidence, he couldn't help but show a hint of hesitation. I could see that he was worried that Brother Linghu might have some unique skills in sitting and using the sword.
Seeing this, Brother Linghu deliberately provoked him: "If you are unwilling to join Hengshan Sect, then we don't have to compete." Tian Boguang was immediately enraged and shouted: "Nonsense! Well, as you said, the loser will worship this little nun as his master!" I hurriedly said: "I can't accept you as my apprentice. My skills are really not worthy. Besides, my master will definitely not allow it. You see, all the people in my Hengshan Sect, whether they are monks or lay disciples, are women. How can...how can...'"
When Yi Lin said this, her face flushed slightly and her eyes were full of shyness.
"Brother Linghu waved his hand, interrupted me, and said: 'Brother Tian and I have already discussed it, you have to accept it even if you don't want to. It's not up to you to decide.' After that, he turned to look at Tian Boguang, and continued: 'Second, the loser must raise a knife and wave it, and become a eunuch.' Master, I really didn't understand at that time, what does it mean to raise a knife and wave it, and become a eunuch?"
Her question caused everyone to burst into laughter. Master Dingyi's originally stern expression could not help but relax, revealing a hint of smile, and said: "Good boy, those are just rude words used by gangsters. If you don't understand, don't ask. It's not a good thing."
Yi Lin replied obediently, "Oh, it turned out to be a swear word. I originally thought that where there is an emperor there are eunuchs, and I didn't think it was a big deal. After hearing this, Tian Boguang squinted his eyes at Brother Linghu and asked, 'Brother Linghu, are you really sure of winning?' Brother Linghu looked calm and said loudly, 'Of course, if we fight standing up, I, Linghu Chong, rank 89th in the martial arts world; but if we fight sitting down, I rank second!' Tian Boguang became very curious and asked, 'You rank second? Then who is first?' Brother Linghu answered without hesitation, 'That is naturally the leader of the Demon Cult, Dongfang Bubai!'"
When everyone heard the eight words "Demon Cult Leader Dongfang Bubai", their faces changed instantly.
The leader of the evil cult, Dongfang Bubai, is famous in the martial arts world. He is ruthless and behaves strangely, making people terrified.
Yi Lin was keenly aware of the sudden change in everyone's expressions. She was surprised and a little scared. She was afraid that she had said something wrong, so she asked carefully, "Master, is this wrong?"
Master Dingyi's expression became stern, and she said, "Don't mention this man's name again. What did Tian Boguang say?"
Yi Lin continued, "Tian Boguang nodded slightly and said, 'You said that the Eastern Sect Leader is the first, I have no objection, but you ranked yourself second, which is a bit self-boasting. Can you beat our respected teacher Mr. Yue?' Brother Linghu laughed and said, 'I mean sitting down. Standing up, my master ranked eighth, and I ranked eighty-ninth. Compared with him, I am far behind.' Tian Boguang nodded again and said, 'I see! Then standing up, where am I ranked? Who ranked this?' Brother Linghu lowered his voice and pretended to be mysterious: 'This is a big secret, Brother Tian, I think we have a good conversation, so I'm telling you this, but you must not let it out, or it will surely cause a big uproar in the martial arts world. Three months ago, the five masters of our Five Mountains Sword Sect gathered at Huashan and discussed the pros and cons of the current martial arts masters. On a whim, the five masters ranked the masters of the world. Brother Tian, to be honest, the five masters have criticized your character, but when it comes to your martial arts, everyone agrees that it is quite amazing. If you can fight standing up, you can rank 14th in the world. '" Taoist Tianmen and Master Dingyi said almost at the same time: "Linghu Chong is talking nonsense, how can this be possible?"
Yi Lin said, "So Brother Linghu was lying to him. Tian Boguang was a little skeptical, but he still said, 'The five sword sect leaders are all well-known masters in the martial arts world, and they ranked Tian Boguang 14th, which is really an honor. Brother Linghu, did you perform your disgusting toilet swordsmanship in front of the five sect leaders? Otherwise, why would they allow you to be the second in the world?'"
Brother Linghu showed a sly smile on his face and said, "This set of toilet swordsmanship is too indecent to be performed in public. How dare I show off in front of five respected teachers? Although the posture of this swordsmanship is ugly, it is very powerful. I have discussed it with some masters of unorthodox ways, and everyone thinks that no one in the world can defeat it except the Eastern Sect Leader. However, Brother Tian, having said that, although my swordsmanship is powerful, it is of little use in actual combat, except for stinging flies when going to the toilet. Think about it, who would be willing to sit still in a real fight? Even if we agree in advance that we must sit down to fight, once you lose, you will definitely be angry and stand up. You can rank 14th in the world when fighting while standing, and then you can easily kill me, who is the second in the world when fighting while sitting. So, your 14th in the world when fighting while standing is real, and my 2nd in the world when fighting while sitting is just a false reputation and not worth mentioning."
Tian Boguang snorted coldly and said, "Brother Linghu, you are really good at talking. How did you know that I would lose to you if I sat down to fight you? How did you know that I would get angry out of shame and stand up to kill you?"
Brother Linghu said, "If you promise not to kill me after you lose, then the agreement to become a eunuch will not be counted, so that you won't have no descendants. Well, stop talking nonsense and start now!" As he said that, he suddenly lifted his hand, and the table, along with the wine pot and wine bowl on it, flew out. The two sat face to face, one holding a knife tightly in his hand, and the other holding a sword firmly in his hand.
Brother Linghu looked stern and said, "Let's fight! Let's make a deal. Whoever stands up first and leaves the chair will lose." Tian Boguang looked determined and said, "Okay, let's see who stands up first!"
Just as the two were about to fight, Tian Boguang glanced at me, and suddenly seemed to have thought of something, he burst into laughter, and said, "Brother Linghu, I have to admit that you have convinced me. It turns out that you have secretly arranged for someone to come and make things difficult for me today. You and I will fight while sitting down, and neither of us is allowed to leave the chair. Not to mention that your helpers will rush forward, just this little nun's actions behind my back might force me to stand up."
Big Brother Linghu also laughed and said, "As long as someone intervenes and helps, I, Linghu Chong, will be the loser. Little nun, do you hope that I will win or lose?" I hurriedly said, "Of course I hope you will win. You can fight while sitting down. You are the second best in the world and you must not lose to him." Big Brother Linghu said, "Okay, in that case, then go ahead! The faster you go, the better; the farther you go, the better! With a bald little nun standing in front of me, I, Linghu Chong, will lose without even having to fight." Without waiting for Tian Boguang to stop him, he stabbed Tian Boguang with a sword.
Tian Boguang quickly waved his knife to block it, and said with a smile: "I admire you, I admire you! What a great idea to save the little nun. Brother Linghu, you are really a sentimental person. But this time, you took a big risk." I realized that Brother Linghu repeatedly said whoever stood up first would lose in order to give me a chance to escape. Tian Boguang couldn't leave the chair, so he couldn't catch me.
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but secretly admire Linghu Chong's efforts. His martial arts skills were not as good as Tian Boguang's, so this was indeed the only good way to let Yi Lin escape.
Nun Dingyi said seriously, "Things like 'amorous seed' are all vulgar words. You must never mention them in your mouth or even think about them in your mind."
Yi Lin quickly lowered her head and eyebrows and replied, "Yes, it turns out that is also a vulgar word. I will remember it."
Master Dingyi said again: "Then you should leave immediately. If Tian Boguang kills Linghu Chong, you will be hard to escape from his clutches."
Yi Lin said, "Yes. Brother Linghu kept urging me, so I had no choice but to bow to him and say, 'Thank you, Brother Linghu, for saving my life.' I turned around and went downstairs. As soon as I reached the stairs, I heard Tian Boguang shout, 'Hit!' I turned around subconsciously and saw two drops of blood splashing on my clothes. It turned out that Brother Linghu was stabbed in the shoulder."
"Tian Boguang said with a smug smile: 'How is it? I think your swordsmanship, which is the second best in the world, is just so-so!' Brother Linghu gritted his teeth and said: 'This little nun won't leave, how can I beat you? It seems that I am destined to be in bad luck.' I thought to myself that Brother Linghu always hated nuns. If I stayed, I was afraid that I would really kill him, so I had to go downstairs in a hurry. As soon as I arrived at the bottom of the restaurant, I heard the sound of swords clashing from upstairs, and then Tian Boguang shouted again: 'Hit!'"
"I was terrified, thinking that Brother Linghu had been slashed by him again, but I didn't dare to go upstairs to check. So I climbed up from the side of the building, reached the roof of the restaurant, lay on the tiles, and looked inside through the window. I saw that Brother Linghu was still fighting with a sword, his body was covered with blood, but Tian Boguang was not injured at all."
"After a while, Tian Boguang shouted again: 'Hit!' He chopped off Brother Linghu's left arm with his knife, then put away the knife and said with a smile: 'Brother Linghu, I'm showing mercy this time!' Brother Linghu endured the pain and said with a smile: 'Of course I know that if you hit harder, my arm would have been chopped off!' Master, in such a critical situation, he could still laugh. Tian Boguang said: 'Are you going to fight or not?' Brother Linghu said without hesitation: 'Of course I will! He didn't stand up again. 'Tian Boguang advised: "I advise you to admit defeat and stand up. What we said before doesn't count, you don't have to take that little nun as your master. 'But Linghu elder brother said firmly: "A real man's words are as good as his words. How can he not count his words?" Tian Boguang couldn't help but be moved, and said: "I have seen many tough guys in the world, but this is the first time I have seen a person like you, Linghu brother. Okay! How about we stop fighting if we don't win or lose?"
"Brother Linghu looked at him with a smile and did not speak. The blood from the wounds on his body kept dripping onto the floor, making a tapping sound. Seeing this, Tian Boguang finally could not help it and threw down his sword. He was about to stand up, but suddenly he remembered that he would lose if he stood up. His body just swayed, and he quickly sat down again, finally he did not leave the chair. Seeing this, Brother Linghu smiled and said, 'Brother Tian, you are very smart!'" When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but sigh with regret and felt sorry for Linghu Chong.
Yi Lin continued, "Tian Boguang picked up his single-edged sword and said, 'I'm going to use my sharp sword. If we delay any longer, the little nun will disappear without a trace and we won't be able to catch up with her.' When I heard him say that he was going to chase me, I was so scared that I was shaking all over. I was also worried that Brother Linghu would fall into his hands, and I didn't know what to do. Suddenly, I thought that the reason why Brother Linghu fought so hard with him was to save me. Only if I committed suicide in front of the two of them could Brother Linghu be saved from his hands. I immediately drew the broken sword from my waist and was about to jump into the restaurant, but suddenly I saw Brother Linghu's body sway and he fell to the ground with the chair. I also saw him supporting himself with his hands and slowly crawling away with difficulty. The chair was pressing on him. He was too seriously injured and couldn't stand up for a while."
"When Tian Boguang saw this, he was very proud and said with a smile: 'Sitting down to conquer the world is second, how many places will you rank if you crawl?' Then he stood up."
"Brother Linghu laughed and said, 'You lost!' Tian Boguang was puzzled and said, 'You lost so badly, and you still say I lost?' Brother Linghu fell to the ground and asked, 'What did we agree on before?' Tian Boguang woke up as if from a dream and said, 'We agreed to sit down and fight. Whoever stands up first and leaves the chair... then... then... then...' He said the word 'next' three times in a row and couldn't say any more. He pointed at Brother Linghu with his left hand, his face full of annoyance and resignation. It turned out that he realized at this time that he had been fooled. He had stood up, and although Brother Linghu looked embarrassed, he had not stood up and his buttocks had not left the chair. According to the agreement, Brother Linghu won."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but clap and laugh, cheering. (End of this chapter)
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