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Chapter 345: An inventory of emperors who are not doing their jobs properly

Wuyou didn't expect that her stay in the world of Cowherd and Weaver Girl would be so short.

She thought she would spend some years here just like other worlds.

But she didn't expect that after eating the flat peach, she would return to the real world.

Uh?
  This feels a bit unreal.

Wuyou couldn't recover for a while.

Looking at the peach core in her hand, Wuyou quickly drove home and planted the peach in the land she had nourished with her spiritual power.

After planting, she asked Ning Jianguo to get some wood and nail railings to surround the area, and asked Ning Jianguo to take good care of it and not let anyone damage it.

Ning Jianguo was a little confused. He didn't know how crazy his girl was.

But the girl’s request must still be fulfilled.

Who would let such a girl be pampered like this, she can only continue to pamper her.

Wuyou planted the peaches at home and rested for a day before returning to the city.

She was still thinking about what was going on with the six-person group in the rented villa.

Finally, when I went back and saw it, my dear, the six of us had such a great time.

When she returned, the six of them were watching TV and playing games. None of them looked like ancient people at all. They were all similar to modern people.

Especially the three people watching TV.

Li Bai, Du Fu and Su Shi were all slumped on the sofa. Ge You was lying there one by one, happily watching TV and stuffing snacks into his mouth.

Look at the coffee table filled with all kinds of snacks.

What kind of chocolate candies, marshmallows, peanuts, melon seeds, milk tea, cola, fried chicken, potato chips...

They are all high-calorie snacks.

Wuyou simply rolled his eyes. If he continued to eat like this, he would become a fat man.

"The fairy is back."

Seeing Wuyou, Su Shi stretched out his hand and said hello: "Hurry up and take a look, it's really interesting."

Wuyou went over and took a look. These three people found the comedy competition somewhere and were watching it enthusiastically.

Look at Zhao Yun, Zhou Yu and Xun Yu. These three people are sitting cross-legged on the ground, each with a mobile phone, playing games online.

Wuyou was puzzled: "Where did you find the mobile phone?"

Xun Yu raised his eyes and smiled lightly: "Of course I bought it."

I bet I used the money she left to buy a mobile phone.

Really...

How come the famous celebrities from the Three Kingdoms have become Internet addicted teenagers?

Wuyou suddenly felt a little sorry for Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan.

People are so eager to send their own talents here, is this how you raise them?
  Look at the trio of otakus here, and look at the trio of Internet addicts over there, stroking their foreheads without worry, almost floating back to the room.

When she returned to the room, she thought she had to find something to do, otherwise, she would feel a little uneasy and really feel guilty.

So what to do?

Live broadcast.

Wuyou rested for a while and then went to the study to do the live broadcast.

She opened the live broadcast room, adjusted the camera, and greeted everyone with a smile.

Under the canopy

Many billions of time and space fans looked up at the sky.

It was evening when the sky lit up this time, and the sky had not yet darkened. It was the time for many people to eat, so many people hurriedly moved their dining tables to the verandah to eat. Because the weather was cold, we lit a brazier nearby to smoke.

Everyone thinks this is pretty good. They can watch the sky while eating, and they can seem to swallow even the most unpalatable meals.

"Hello everyone, see you again."

Wuyou smiled and said hello.

Soon, fireworks exploded on the sky, and someone was giving a reward.

No need to worry about reading messages.

The first one is Cao Cao: Fairy, Wen Ruoke hasn't been here yet, has he caused any trouble to Fairy?
  Followed closely by Liu Bei: Fairy, how about Zilong?

Then came Sun Quan: Fairy, how about Gong Jin?
  Good guys, when everyone saw the reward messages from these three people, they quickly started chatting with them.

Especially if there are people from home following you.

So, the fireworks exploded again and again.

Li Longji: Fairy, did I, the Shixian Shisheng, cause any trouble to the fairy?

Song Renzong: Fairy, how about I go on a pilgrimage to the Ci Saint?
  Is this carried on?
  Wuyou smiled and thought that Song Renzong also had a bit of a temper. Li Longji showed off his poetry immortality and poetry sage, and Song Renzong showed off his ci sage.

"Everyone is fine. Everything is fine with the six of you. I feel a little happy now."

Uh?
  Liu Bei seemed to have been stabbed in the heart.

He thought of his useless son Liu Chan.

Wuyou said hello and said with a smile: "What is the live broadcast about this time? After thinking about it, let's take stock of the emperors in history who did not do their jobs properly. It can also be said that they were emperors who did better in their side jobs than in their regular jobs."

When she said this, everyone became energetic.

"The first emperor we want to talk about who is not doing his job is Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty. He loved organizing group trips and was also keen on tourism development. What tourism projects did he develop? Let's talk about one, that is, the opening of the Grand Canal After the Grand Canal, Yang Guang organized three group trips, and the scale of the trip was very large. He took many concubines and ministers with him, and the number of boats he took was as many as a thousand. In order to facilitate travel, he even asked people to build a The movable palace, Guanfeng Hall, has wheels underneath, so it can be disassembled and moved at any time, which instantly solves the problem of accommodation. Let’s see, is it a good candidate for a travel agency?”

"The Xiyuan he built in the western suburbs of Luoyang covers an area of ​​[-] miles. There is a sea in the courtyard and an island in the sea. There are sixteen courtyards in the pavilion garden on the island. There are special concubines in charge of reception. Yang Guang also brought thousands of people with him. A palace maid is riding a horse."

"Look, if I don't become an emperor and start a tourism business, I'll be very successful. It's a pity that I was born in the wrong place."

Many people who heard Wuyou's words began to laugh.

But both Yang Jian and Yang Guang looked ugly.

Especially Yang Guang, he was so angry that he overturned the table: "How can you understand my ambition?"

Wuyou smiled and continued: "The second person I want to talk about is Tang Xuanzong Li Longji. He is also very good at his side business, but this one."

As he spoke, Wuyou gave a thumbs up: "That's at the level of the Grandmaster."

"Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty loved music, singing, dancing, and opera. He built a pear garden and accommodated many people who liked it. The opera troupes of later generations called him the ancestor. Anyone who joins the industry must first pay homage to Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. This is the real ancestor of the pear garden."

"Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was very talented in music. He was proficient in pipa, erhu, flute, Jiegu and other musical instruments. He also composed more than [-] pieces of music such as Nishang Yuyi Song, Xiao Po Zhen Yue, Good Spring Lights, High Autumn Wind, and other works such as Se Ju Teng, He has [-] Jiegu music titles including Qi Po Suo and Yao Riguang, and has composed many Jie drum solos. He is truly a real musical talent."

"If this were to be seen in future generations, he would definitely be a generational superstar who would be chased and beaten by others. It's a pity that he was born at the wrong time."

Tang Dynasty
  Li Shimin's expression was very exciting.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Li Longji, it's a shame that I can't kill you with my own hands."

Even Li Zhi and Wu Zetian felt angry and embarrassed when they heard this.

These are unworthy descendants of their family.

Wuyou continued: "The following person is also from the Tang Dynasty. He is the emperor of polo, Li Xuan. This Tang Xizong is also an extremely unusual figure. Apart from being an emperor, he has a wide range of hobbies, and he also He does well. He likes arithmetic, music, chess, cockfighting, goose gambling, Cuju, riding and archery, and swordsmanship. He plays them all very well, and he is especially obsessed with polo."

"This man once told the ministers that if there was a batting test, he would definitely be the top pick. Look, he is really unworthy of his talent. He will be allowed to participate in the Olympics for future generations. He is a proper champion."

The faces of the emperors of the Li family became even more ugly.

Thinking about it, it was this Huangchao uprising during Li Zhan's reign that sounded the death knell of the Tang Dynasty. They really wanted to kill this guy.


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