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Chapter 347 The Emperor was slapped by an actor

"Quickly, bring the money and bring my treasure."

Gao Wei shouted loudly.

Soon the eunuchs brought in several large boxes of jewelry.

Gao Weiquan rewarded Wuyou.

He also left a message: "Thank you Fairy. Fairy is Wei's close friend. I wish I could meet Fairy. I just wonder if Wei can be the lead singer of the band?"

worry-free: ...

Who complimented you? Can't you hear that it was sarcasm?
  There was nothing she could do about such a person.

Many emperors were speechless at this time.

Even Xiao Yan felt a little heartbroken when he saw the message.

Are there any such stupid people in the world?
  How did he become emperor?

Wuyou waited for a while and said, "That's weird."

Others think the same thing. This person is not necessarily stupid. He probably just has a different brain circuit than others. This is what the fairy calls weird.

Cushman kept asking and rewarding.

It was a bit helpless to make Wuyou worry-free.

How did this make her respond?

Do you agree or not?

There was no other way, Wuyou could only whisper: "According to me, there is nothing useless in this world, only materials placed in the wrong place. For example, he was originally a brick, which can be used to build a wall. You have to let it go How can he be a beam? He was originally a clay pipe in the sewer, so you have to make him a porcelain vessel for drinking water, which is not okay."

Gao Wei:......

Was what the fairy said mocking him?

How come he is like a broken brick and a sewer pipe?
  Liu Che laughed when he heard this. He patted the table and laughed: "The fairy is right."

The corners of Qin Shihuang's mouth also raised slightly.

Liu Bang didn't even eat the meat anymore, he smiled and patted his thigh: "What the fairy said is so good. How can a clay pipe from a sewer be used as a teacup for drinking water?"

Liu Bang said this in the emperor chat group. As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Zetian became happy: "I vaguely remembered that Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was also a poet. Look at what he said. He even praised the rhyme. If it were put in Fairy, you can't be the lead singer of a band, but after thinking about it, you can be a rapper."

Wuyou took one look and couldn't help laughing.

Liu Bang: ...

I always feel that what you say is not good, but I have no proof.

Wuyou didn't delay for too long: "After talking about Gaowei, let's talk about one more person, who was also from the Northern and Southern Dynasties. This is Yuwen Yun, the fourth emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. What does this man love to do the most? He also didn't do well as an emperor after he came to the throne. , ignores government affairs, indulges in drinking and sex, and, ah, loves making clothes the most, especially designing alternative clothes."

Wuyou found a picture and showed it: "Look at this. The emperor is wearing a crown that reaches the sky, golden cicada ornaments, and a large ribbon. Look, it's quite different, but he looks pretty good. of."

"However, this emperor is a bit independent. You pretend to be pretty and cool, but you don't allow others to love beauty. He ordered that women in the world are not allowed to put on makeup and powder. If you dare, you can only allow the state officials to set fires, and other people are not allowed to light lamps."

Wuyou let out a long sigh: "Oh, there are so many weird things in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, don't deceive me."

Others also sighed after hearing this: "It's really weird, what the fairy said is true."

After sighing, Wuyou cheered up: "We've finished talking about the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Next, let's talk about the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms. The Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms were also troubled times, with dynasties changing constantly, and some strange emperors also appeared." Wuyou said Here, some emperors of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms were shocked, thinking that the fairies would not name me. If so, it would be simply embarrassing.

"The person we are talking about is Gao Conghai. He was the second master of Nanping during the Five Dynasties. What special hobbies does this person have?"

Wuyou stopped, looked at the camera and smiled: "Guess what?"

Scholars in those dynasties after the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms knew it.

They smiled but said nothing.

People who are not very literate don't know.

Everyone started talking.

"Do you like to fight?"

"Do you like singing?"

"Do you like to put on makeup and powder?"

Wuyou waited for a while: "His hobbies are quite bizarre. This one loves to pretend to be a bandit, that is, a robber. In the territory under his jurisdiction, whenever a caravan or envoy passes by, he will dress up as a thief and rob others. finance.”

"He has a very bachelor temperament and is very manly. He will admit it even if he robbed it. When asked about it, he would not hide it. He just raised his head and puffed out his chest and said, it was your grandfather and I who robbed it. What happened?"

"If the country whose finances were robbed sends troops to attack him, he will not bear it forcefully, but will return the property very smoothly. Look, what you want is not the property, what you want is to enjoy the process of robbery, a complete experience. The result is not important, the process is the most important.”

"Because of his temperament, people gave him the nickname Gao Laizi at that time."

Under the canopy

Gao Conghai was very proud: "Look, even the fairy knows what I have done. After the fairy said it, people who have been in front of me for more than a thousand years and more than a thousand years after me will know my name."

This guy is really thick-skinned, like no one else.

"The next one is the opera singer Li Cunxu."

"Li Cunxu was the founder of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms in the Later Tang Dynasty. He was also a bit of a literary and artistic person... Well, let's take a look at the old Li family. In the past, Li Longji also loved singing and writing songs. He was served by later generations. An ancestral figure in the Liyuan, Li Cunxu is also surnamed Li, and there is another person behind him who is also from the Li family."

Wuyou's words almost made Li Shimin so angry that he almost spit out blood.

"When he was young, he was very good at fighting. Even his rival Zhu Wen praised him highly. He often said that having children should be like Li Yazi. But after he successfully ascended the throne, he stopped working hard and started not doing his job properly."

"He ignored government affairs, often painted his face with ink, wore costumes and performed on stage. He also gave himself the stage name Li Tianxia. Once on stage, he was slapped twice by an actor. Not only did this person Instead of blaming him, he rewarded the actor generously."

"Don't you think it's weird? What's going on?"

"Once, when Li Cunxu was having fun with the actors, he shouted three times, Li Tianxia, ​​Li Tianxia, ​​where is Li Tianxia? Just when others didn't know what was going on, an actor named Jing Xinmo stepped forward. , slapped him wildly several times."

"Li Cunxu was stunned by these slaps. He covered his face and looked at Jing Xinmo angrily. The guards nearby also stepped forward to capture the actor. At this time, Jing Xinmo shouted, and Li Tianxia just It could be the emperor alone, who are you calling?"

"Then what happened? Then, Li Cunxu felt that what the actor said was very reasonable. Not only did he not punish the actor, he also rewarded Jing Xinmo."

"Li Cunxu had more than one actor who was favored by his side. He doted on the actors extraordinarily and was very tolerant towards them. Many actors in the court were officials, and some even reached the position of governor."

"Sometimes, many things just happen to happen. Li Cunxu doted on the actor so much, but he eventually died at the hands of the actor."

(End of this chapter)

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