Sir, my wife is pretending to be innocent again

Little Cheng Qing squatted in a place where the light of the lantern could not reach. He was small and could not be easily discovered when he crouched down. He suddenly opened his mouth and startled the brothers and sisters. Cheng Yousan lowered his voice, "When did you come? Do it here?" What?"

Xiao Cheng Qing also followed his example and whispered, "I've been here for a long time. I have a stomachache and am having diarrhea. Third uncle, please wash my butt."

Cheng Xiaosi stood up silently. This occasion was not suitable for her now. "I'll go back to sleep first. I'll leave it to you."

Seeing her turn around and run away, Cheng Yousan took a deep breath, and inhaled a big breath of stinky smell. He rolled his eyes and stood there with his hands on his hips, "You stinky boy doesn't know what he ate that makes it so smelly. I'll call someone for you." .”

"No, mother will hit me."

"You knew you were going to get beaten and you still pooped?"

Little Cheng Qing could hardly squat anymore, "My stomach hurts."

Afraid that he would sit down in a pile of shit and have to wash his butt, Cheng Yousan randomly grabbed a handful of tree leaves and said, "Come here, don't step on shit."

Zhengtang Miles Master confessed a lot, saying that he did do a lot of things wrong before, and he would definitely change them in the future. That's not what Xiao Zhanpeng wanted to hear, but he hoped that the two of them could live a harmonious life in the future and not be so stiff. With.

Mrs. Xiao said, "Okay, don't talk about them when you just came back. They are all people with grandchildren. They can handle their affairs by themselves. They are really busy these days. They fall asleep when they come back. Where can I think about it?" That’s a lot.”

"It's rare to say that a great son-in-law is a good son-in-law. He respects us very much these days. If we come to him for anything, he will do his best to handle it. It was with his help that we bought the house."

He said to Xiao He: "Mom, I know you are busy, but you should also be more considerate of your husband. Making money is not as important as your own family."

Mrs. Cheng also agreed. Today's trial against Cheng Daqi will not end until all three old people have played their part. When leaving the house, Cheng Daqi thoughtfully suggested to her father-in-law, "It's closer to go back this way."

Xiao Zhanpeng nodded, turned around and approached the side path, accompanied by Cheng Daqi. Xiao Zhanpeng suddenly stopped and felt something stepped on his feet, so he took two steps forward. Cheng Daqi followed suit without knowing why, and soon he stopped again. Come down, "What's so smelly?"

Xiao Zhanpeng turned his head and said, "There is shit on the ground. I stepped on it just now, and now you step on it."

He did it on purpose, you can't step on shit alone.

Cheng Daqi gritted his teeth, "Who did it!"

"Uncle Third did it?"

The next morning after the family had dinner, Cheng Daqi brought up the matter and pooped randomly in the house. What kind of behavior was this?
Not to mention humans, not even dogs, they must be found out and punished severely!

Little Cheng Qing was the first to stand up and report. Cheng Youhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, do I look like that?”

The brat is getting worse and worse.

Du Linxiang knew who did it as soon as he saw the situation, and asked Xiao Chengqing with a smile, "Did you see it?"

In order to increase his persuasiveness, Xiao Chengqing nodded guiltily, "The third uncle and the fourth aunt were together, I saw it with my own eyes."

Cheng Yousanle said, "You only dare to be so arrogant because your fourth aunt didn't come."

He and Cheng Xiaosi did this kind of thing together, who would believe it?

Du Linxiang looked at Xiao Chengqing, "If you dare to do it or not, I will apologize to your third uncle." Xiao Chengqing burst into tears. He shouldn't secretly follow his third uncle and fourth aunt to eavesdrop. If he didn't go, he wouldn't be pregnant. If it hurts, I won’t be able to hold back and pull randomly, “Ooooooo~~~”

The culprit is crying, what can everyone do?

Of course forgive him.

Du Linxiang apologized to Xiao Zhanpeng and Cheng Daqi on behalf of Xiao Chengqing, and then took them back to clean up. She said that last night he kept complaining that his butt hurt. It turned out that he rubbed it with tree leaves. Can it not hurt?

When Yuan Su arrived, he could still vaguely hear the cries of little Cheng Qing. Mr. Cheng was waiting with Cheng Youan with a bunch of gifts. When he saw him, Cheng Youan quickly bowed his hands and said, "Fourth brother-in-law has worked hard today."

Seeing that the clothes he wore today were brand new and had been carefully taken care of, Yuan Su was very satisfied. Regardless of how he studied, his attitude was still very likeable.

"I have sent a message to the mountain chief of Qianyang Academy in advance. When I arrive, you will follow me. If you have met the mountain chief, you will definitely meet the gentleman. Just answer whatever he asks. If you don't know, just say it. There is no need to hide it. of."

After getting on the carriage, Yuan Su started to give instructions and told Cheng Youan some of the rules of the academy. Cheng Youan's eyes were bright and his heart had already flown to the academy.

At this time, Cheng Xiaosi had just finished his morning exercise and was sweating again. Hearing Cheng Sanniang say that Xiao Cheng Qingdong Chuang's incident happened, he couldn't help but laugh. Cheng Sanniang laughed so hard, "That guy said you and your third brother did it together. That's how old you are." I'm not very sensible, and I don't know that such a thing is impossible to happen."

"My sister-in-law took care of me when I got back, and I cried so loudly."

"Speaking of what happened last night, that kid has never done anything like this before."

Cheng Xiaosi said with a smile: "My stomach hurts after I listen to the wall. I can't hold it in anymore and don't dare to speak out. I might as well solve it right where I am."

Cheng Sanniang was even happier. She said that little Cheng Qing would never go to Qiang Gen'er again. She also said that Yuan Su had come to take her father and younger brother away. "I should give Mr. Yuan Wu something to express his gratitude. Don't You’re not even married yet, but even if you’re married, you still have to thank me for your help. If you give me whatever you want, I’ll definitely eat it.”

Cheng Xiaosi said that there was no need to be so polite, "Just have a meal. It would be nice to give something to someone intentionally. Next year, my eldest brother's tea mountain will produce new tea, so I will send some to you. At the end of the year, my hometown will relax the customs and give some as well." "

Cheng Sanniang still felt that it was too thin, "I want to send some good tea. My father also said to find a few jars of rare wine to send together. We also have to pick out a few expensive things to send together, lest people say that we have received benefits. If I don’t thank you, I just want to save face for you.”

Cheng Xiaosi glared at her coquettishly: "Come and ask me if you have any ideas."

"Girl, the third princess's people are here again. Please come into the palace."

The person who sent the message added, "The person who came said that he would take the girl to the palace with him."

Cheng Xiaosi rolled his eyes, wondering if the third princess was bored, "Why do you always think about me when you have nothing to do?"

I don't want to go to the palace at all, but just thinking about it makes me feel bad.

Cheng Sanniang spread her hands and said, "There's nothing we can do, Huahua, change your girl's clothes quickly."

Cheng Xiaosi took a deep breath. The situation was stronger than the others. What could he do?
The waiter in the front yard waited for half a stick of incense before waiting for Cheng Xiaosi. His attitude was not very warm and said, "My Lord, please invite me. The three princesses are impatient."

Cheng Xiaosi looked at him with a smile, which made him feel scared. Then he walked out slowly and got on the carriage. When he got off the carriage at the palace gate, he still walked slowly. No matter how much the waiter urged, she just couldn't walk fast. , when the chamberlain urged her for the sixth time, she collapsed on the spot.

The weather was bad today and she had a headache.