Sir, my wife is pretending to be innocent again

"Okay, stop crying, I shouldn't hit you."

Cheng Youer could not wait to spit out the twins in front of him with a mouthful of old blood. Even if he had beaten him into submission, where was the law of heaven?

Cheng Xiaosi, who didn't even have a single tear, turned to look at him, "Really?"

"Really, I shouldn't have clenched my fists."

Cheng Youer risked his life, "Fight if you like. Why did I clenched my fists to protect myself? It's my fault that you hurt your hand."

He couldn't survive another day.

The third child must be so shameless if he gets along so well with the fourth child, which makes me feel comfortable.

Cheng Xiaosi immediately laughed, and came forward to hold his arm, "Second brother, you should have said so earlier. We are brothers and sisters, and we must love each other. What just happened was me sleepwalking, so just forget it."

Cheng Youer smiled awkwardly but politely, "You are really good at sleepwalking."

Cheng Xiaosi smiled so hard that he couldn't even see his eyebrows. "To apologize, how about I treat you to a barbecue? Let's grill it in the yard."

"No, no, no."

Cheng Yousan stepped forward and said, "He is about to take the exam. He must be very careful about everything he eats in the past two days. If he eats badly and has a bad stomach, I won't trust your barbecue skills."

He could not forget the overachieving Cheng Xiaosi when he was in the hot springs. He was burnt on the outside and still bleeding on the inside. He could eat him but not his second brother.

Cheng Xiaosi didn't force it, and was somewhat self-aware, "Then let's go shopping. I'll be the host today and celebrate my second brother first."

Cheng Yousan felt bad again. He might meet acquaintances when he went out, and he would have to say a few words, which would delay things. "Don't be so troublesome. Just call a table outside and come back. We will eat in the yard. Let's have a couple of drinks today." "

"Okay, I'll make arrangements right away."

Cheng Xiaosi trotted out and then ran back, "Second brother, please clean up yourself. You are unkempt and disheveled. What do you look like?"

Cheng Youer wanted to say who did this, but the words came to his lips, "I'm sorry, I'll clean it up right now."

He felt that he might be sick. After being beaten by Xiaosi, he felt much better. At first, he felt like there was a big stone blocking his heart and it was difficult to breathe. Now he feels much smoother.

Seeing his relaxed expression, Cheng Yousan felt that he really needed a beating.

The people in the restaurant collected the money and delivered the food very quickly. It didn't take long for the two brothers to set up a table in the yard. The three brothers and sisters gathered around the table and toasted to celebrate, "It's done. From now on, you will be the scholar. I will also Can I beat you?"

Cheng Yousan took a sip of wine, and Cheng Xiaosi took a sip of juice. "Second brother, please pass the exam. Oh, from now on I will be the sister of the exam."

"Third brother, you have to work hard too. From now on, you will all protect me. How can I repay you?"

The two brothers looked at her angrily, "You can only count on this and that?"

"What about that? Can I still take the scientific examination or go on an errand?"

"If I don't rely on you, who should I rely on?"

Cheng Xiaosi didn't think there was anything wrong with her words at all, "I'm so lucky, so many people envy me."

He put down his chopsticks and said, "What do you mean, you don't want me to lean on you and you're not ready to protect me?"

"Cover, you are so fierce. If I don't protect you, you won't be afraid that you will hit us."

What a pity, both of their brothers were beaten by Cheng Xiaosi, and it brought tears of bitterness to talk about it. No one would believe it. The three brothers and sisters ate the food and talked. Cheng Youer and Cheng Yousan seldom drank alcohol on weekdays, but today they let it go. It didn't take long for the two brothers to become drunk. At first, they had been treated unfairly since childhood. Or the experience of being bullied.

"Third brother, you are the worst. When you were a child, you insisted on sleeping with me. You peed all over my bed. You took off your pants and ran away. You made me sleep on your urine all night. In the morning, you were beaten by your father. He said I was brave. If you still wet the bed at your age, you are nothing.”

Cheng Xiaosi's eyes were bright, were they about to start exposing each other?

Cheng Yousan retorted, "Are you a good person? The bad thing you did that time was not just blamed on me, but just because I am younger than you. If you don't want to do your homework, just give me a few pieces of paper and he asked me to tear it up." Just kidding, tell me later that I ruined your homework, why should I get beaten less for this?"

Cheng Xiaosi took a sip of juice and found that they were all equally bad.

The more the two of them drank, the more Cheng Xiaosi's liveliness became more and more exciting. When Xiao He came to find him, he saw three brothers and sisters. One was holding a chicken neck to chew the incense, and the two were pinching each other's faces and saying How bad the other side is.

"Jesus, what are you doing?"

Cheng Xiaosi casually gave her mother a chicken drumstick, "Mom, come and sit down and eat. It's very interesting. They exposed each other's crimes. They already said that the third brother wet the bed of the second brother, and the second brother deliberately let the third brother tear it apart. For his homework, the third brother added salt to the second brother’s teapot. The second brother broke dad’s favorite teapot and said it was the third brother who did it. We will soon talk about what happened after the age of ten.”

Xiao He pinched the chicken leg and took a bite. "It's so interesting. Let me listen."

The two brothers were already on top and talked loudly for a while. Finally, Cheng Youer pinched Cheng Yousan's face fiercely, "It was all you. It was you who said You Qinglian liked me that made me notice her. It’s you, do you like me in the end?”

Cheng Youer pushed him away, "You fart, I didn't."

"You do. It's the first time You Qinglian came to our house. What you said is what you said. I'll beat you to death."

"It's not me, it's Cheng Xiaosi. Cheng Xiaosi told me, and I told you."

Cheng Xiaosi.

Eat melon and eat it on your own head?

"Mom, listen to my explanation, I..."

She didn't know there was such a thing.

"Did I just say nonsense?"

Cheng Youer cried, "I said I didn't believe it, but you still insisted on dragging me to verify it. You said You Qinglian loved me so much that I was in love with you."

"You made me have unrequited love for so many years. I'll beat you to death."

Cheng Xiaosi silently put down the chicken neck in his hand and wanted to slip away. Xiao He gave her a look that looked like he was sitting down. Cheng Xiaosi was about to cry but had no tears left. Do it, do you want to do it yourself?

The two brothers rolled off the table and wrestled on the ground. Xiao He showed no intention to stop him. Cheng Xiaosi chose to be a quail. Xiao He sighed, "I'm just telling you how can your second brother be so good?" I fell in love with You Qinglian, it turns out it was the two of you."

"Mom, I'm confused."

My little sister has done me a disservice.

"I was ignorant at that time, and I regret it."

Seeing that the two brothers were still pinching each other, Xiao stood up and said, "Why don't you come and help separate them."

Cheng Xiaosi hurriedly stepped forward and dragged one person away from the other. Cheng Youer even yelled, "You asked me to like it, but when I liked it, you stopped doing it. Then you scolded me if you had nothing to do. Are you sick?" ?”

Cheng Yousan was not convinced, "It's all Cheng Xiaosi, you blame Cheng Xiaosi."

Cheng Xiaosi.

Can you not be so happy selling me?